The Super Mario Academy

[Mario125]

Welcome to Super Mario Academy Sign up today!

Today's Lesson:
Goombas

Goombas appeared as first enemy you see in Super Mario Bros. when Goombas did not appear in Super Mario Bros. 2 it made it's final mushroom like
apprearence in Super Mario Bros. 3. When Super Mario World Finally arrived Goombas in a more Goom like apprearence but in the early test cartrigdes reaveal that Goombas had their mushroom apprearence. The Goomba stayed with a goom like apprearence for the rest of the Mario Series.

Mr. Mario

Any Questions?

[GuardStud08]

Umm, are Goombas retarded? I mean they dont even attack you unless you run into them.

[Mario125]

No they are not they were made without much strength and easy to kill by jumping on their heads.

[GuardStud08]

*writes notes* Ok :D

[Mario125]

You'd better be taking notes this will be on the test.

[GuardStud08]

O_O. Yes I am :D

[Mario125]

Good then class dismissed feel to stay and take more notes anytime

[ZimZ]

Why are goombas brown? Did they miss the toilet or something??? *waits for answer*

[Rikachu]

*throws pencil at back of teacher's head*

[GuardStud08]

*says* "Ohh.. Ri.... Your gonna get it!"

[ZimZ]

*laughs at Ri's pink panties*

[kopple36]

*Flies paper plane*

*Hits Ri*

[GuardStud08]

*joins in laughter*

[kopple36]

"Excuse me teacher!"

"Who is the king of the Goombas."

*Passes around note while teacher answers my question*

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/111111.jpg

*Giggles*

*Feels a bit bad for teacher*

[GuardStud08]

*receives note and laughs so hard and falls onto floor*

[kopple36]

*Pretends to look serious while Guard is sent to detention*

*Laughs under breath*

[GuardStud08]

*goes into detention*

Also Kopple, call me TJ :D

[kopple36]

*Burps*

*Follows TJ to detention*


OK! :P

[GuardStud08]

*takes seat in back row, next to Greg*

[Rikachu]

Hey teach! When we gonna get outta here? I don't care about goombas! All I care is, jump on them and POOF! they gone.

[kopple36]

Look! I found some pictures of a Goomba wedding! They're more interesting than you think!


What a Happy couple!
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/wedding.jpg
YUM!
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/wedding2.jpg
Look at them dance!
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/wedding3.jpg

[Rikachu]

WTF? Did you photoshop those? :lol:

[kopple36]

Kind of! I Paint.Net-ed them! He, he, he!

[ZimZ]

*flicks ruler into teacher while teacher was writing on the white board.*

*laughs with guard a kopple sitting on either side of me*

[kopple36]

*Gets hit by ruler after it rebounded off the teacher's rubber hat*

*Dies*

[AnimalMad]

:lol: I miss lots when i sleep 0.0

[kopple36]

You sure do! ;)

[ZimZ]

Hey, Kopple get down on the floor you're dead!

*revives kopple* Now you can talk.

[kopple36]

Oh, yes.

The grapefruit is missing?

[Mario125]

Kopple36 Detetion for the rest of the year.

[Mario125]

Now we shall begin our new lesson on Beta Elements

Beta Elements are components of a video game that, for whatever reason, are removed or altered before that game is released. Known info about beta elements usually comes from one of two sources. The first is information released about a game, by its creators, before the game is complete. The second is data found within the coding of a game that serves no purpose, but could have been implemented into the game at one point.
Beta elements get their name from the period at the end of a game's development known as Beta Testing, when the nearly complete build of the game is debugged and playtested by a small group of people. Despite this, most games are complete or nearly complete when beta testing takes place, so most beta elements are scrapped long before this period.

Beta Elements should not be confused with Vaporware, entire games which never see release.

Tommorow we will learning about Vaporware.

Now any Questions?

[AnimalMad]

Yes. Why do you smell?

[tree4me]

Why aren't you answering Mad's question?

[Mario125]

AnimalMad Detetion

[AnimalMad]

:D YAY! My first detention :lol:

[cavecat]

Yes. Is Betaware sort of lke the boolprop testingCheatsEnabled true cheat in the Sims?

P.S. In the Sims 3, the cheat is now testingCheatsEnabled true in stead of having boolprop in front of it.

[Mario125]

In detention your soul shall be broken upon repair be careful or you kicked out.

[Mario125]

to cavecat sort of you must read the lesson boolprop testingcheatsenabled is used as a testing purpose to test all the functions and make sure things work well.

[cavecat]

Oh.....*resumes drawing herself in a top hat*

[Mario125]

Ok now that that is covered you will now go for gym class.

[lewjen]

Why are we in these lessons??
*Throws Cave's picture at Mario125*

[Mario125]

Because you all signed up.

[lewjen]

Did I??

[cavecat]

Lewjen! NOW I WILL DRAW SOMTHING SEGA RELATED! AND ITS YOUR FAULT LEW!*Evil laugh as she starts foaming from the mouth!*

*gets taken away by secirity*

Gaurd: What have we told you about SEGA?
Me:that there cool.
Gaurd: no, that they never gave Sonic any toes because there lazy. Nitendo is better.
Me: But, Mario never has his shoes off.
Gaurd: *crap.*
Me: HJAAHAHAHAHAH!*Gets put in a special room*

All:.....holy crap/

[Rikachu]

*kills teacher*

[cavecat]

*Jaw drops* Holy crap dude.....Ri, that. was. EPIC! Want some ice cream?

[AnimalMad]

*grabs popcorn*

[cavecat]

*makes bagels*

*sits next to Mad with the bagels*

Want one?

*puts Jackass 2 into the DVD player*

[Mario125]

Alright class is dissmissed for today.

Oh and Riblan you super ultra fire Dark Bowser Detetnen and your expelled for killing a teacher.

[lewjen]

*Leaves*
*Trips over bags*
*Breaks legs* *Supposidly :P*
"Miss!!! I can't come in tomorow"

[Rikachu]

*screams in joy*

[kopple36]

Kopple36 Detetion for the rest of the year.


Aww! You smell Smellrio! Hahaha!

[Mario125]

Sorry for not very many lessons you see my computer screen broke down so your all summer vaction!!

See you when my computer screen is fixe and or replaced but mostly replaced maybe well good bye.

[kopple36]

I have been missing the lessons. :( Oh well! Good luck with your screen! :)

[Mario125]

This school is closed forever.

[kopple36]

Aww. :( I liked this school. Good luck finding a new job!

[lewjen]

Good luck finding a new job!
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Mario125]

This was not my job but it might reopen again some maybe here.

[lewjen]

Chicken. Roast chicken, to be more precise.

[kopple36]

Duh! :lol:

[Mario125]

New Lessons Coming soon.

[kopple36]

YAY!

In the mean time...

Good morning class I am your student teacher, Mr Bert Koppleson. Today's lesson is on Toadsworth!

Toadsworth is an elderly toad who had an affair with Peach. He is currently in a custody agreement with her for their 4 children, who all look stangely like Bowser...

*Some facts may not be real


In other news. The mario Not-quite Christmas party is coming up! Here's a photo from last year's Harry Potter theme. Be there!

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/MP.jpg
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/MARIO-1.jpg

[Catyme24]

Who is the girl in the blue dress?
It ain't Peach or Daisy??

[candiiee]

Should I be scared by the gorilla?

[Death Princess]

*posts*

[kopple36]

The girl in the blue dres is Roslina.

[Mario125]

Today's Lesson is on Super Mario Bros. 3!!

Now you all know SMB 3 right? Well if you don't then your're out of the academy. Just joking. Now on to the lesson. Now SMB 3 is most likely the best game on the NES. SMB 3 brought new things to mario such as bowser's 7 kids (soon to be 8) also gave suits, raccoons, and other stuff and was also the first game to use Toad houses (later to be used in NSMB Wii) now on to how it was promoted. In the movie The Wizard it was featured in the contest thing. Witch began people to get excited about it. It also marked the first mario game to have an overworld.

This concludes Side A of the SMB 3 Lesson.

Cookies and punch shall be served later.

[Mario125]

Oh and if someone would like to also become a teacher contact me through PM.

[Vampire_of_Death]

Yea. First day of class.

*acts studious*

*probably didn't spell that right*

*fails*

*Draws Batman stuffs*

[Mario125]

Merry Christmas!

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