Terrible Movies you've seen

[MasterJ16]

This is a thread about terrible movies you have seen in your life it can be any genre.
To start, I thought Prom Night & Halloween(2007 film) was just really bad. 1. Prom Night was really boring because you could tell what's going to happen everytime in the movie and lot's of people saw it at my school and they said it was reall bad. I've seen it and the story was bad and the plot made no sense. 2. Halloween(2007 film) I thought it wasn't really scary all it was about was guy who try's to find his long lost sister and they way he finds his sister is he kills everyone in sight just to get to her. It was a bad movie I just didn't like the plot.

[Robodl95]

I try to avoid going to see bad movies at all costs but I was dragged to go see Little Fockers, it was horrible and made it made me more uncomfortable/disgusted then laugh.

[Oaktree]

Do you mean terrible as in no redeeming qualities, or terrible as in 'so bad it's hilarious'? I've seen some of both, though fewer of the former category, as I actually seek out the latter category. I can't remember many of those with no redeeming qualities because they are generally boring and I often can't finish them. A couple I can think of off the top of my head are The Libertine and the new Wolfman movie. The first was just awful, the second was boring and the star couldn't act. Like, painfully obviously couldn't act. I've never been so struck while watching a movie by the fact that someone couldn't act.

As for the hilariously bad movies I've seen, I've recently begun watching movies like that with friends. They've generally been really over-the-top horror movies with extremely excessive and fake-looking gore. Some examples of this include Meatball Machine, Ricky-Oh, and Bitch Slap. I think Tarantino's Grind House could probably be placed in the same category, though I would consider it to be of higher quality than the others.

[anothereyjana]

You might like this site:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/
Most of the people on there do humorous reviews of bad movies (and other things like tv shows, comics, etc.), or movies which we all saw as kids, and never realized were that bad until re-seeing them again years later (An example of this from my own childhood; The Great Chipmunk Adventure).

As for ones which I've seen more recently, well, there's just too many to name, especially in the comedy and horror departments. Most comedies (in the US anyway) seem to have become composed entirely of the worst bottom-of-the-barrel frat boy humor. Since when did depicting spousal abuse become funny?
And a lot of horror just ends up going for the blood and guts gross-out factor, or are rip-offs or remakes of good foreign films. A good example of the second type is the film Quarantine, which is a US re-make of the film [Rec.], which is supposed to be really good (I can't remember who made it, however). Here's the basic five-second summary of what watching Quarantine is like:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/5-second-movies/11036-5secquar
I actually did end up yelling that at the screen myself during the final act. :|

[WayBack]

The Doom Generation. The only thing that kept me from leaving the cinema was Johnathon Schaech (and my secret hope that he would get into some hot action with James Duval). The movie was boring, pointless, with no real script, just sex and violence. It tried too hard to be shocking and unconventional and the result was just one WTF for me. When the movie was finally over, there was a long silence and then my friend apologized to me for dragging me to the cinema :lol:

[TUN3R]

Random order:

1. Hitman
2. Bloodrayne
3. Tomb Raider
4. Every other video game based movie, Max Payne and Resident Evil were a little better but still under decent

5. American pie
6. Twilight, gay porn isn't this gay.
7. Avatar
8. Speed Racer
9. Redline
10. Crank, all of them
11. Superman
12. Heavy Rain... what? It's not a movie? Well it sucks anyway.
13. Shrek 4
14. Star Wars
15. Star Trek

Ah and... Lord of The Rings. Maybe it's not bad but if you extend a movie for 12 bloody hours it just drags on and on. I'd prefer a good 2 hour movie.

[Oaktree]

Depending on which Superman movies and which Star Wars movies you're talking about, I would object to that. :P

The first Superman movie and the Richard Donner cut of the second are both quite good, but 3 is bad, 4 I've heard is the worst movie in existence, though I haven't seen it, and Returns was total character derailment. Star Wars 4-6 are very good, but I could barely stay awake through 1 & 2 and I didn't even bother with 3.

I also liked the new Star Trek movie, just not in the context of the Star Trek universe. As far as the old Star Trek movies go, I really like 1-4, didn't really like 5 or 6, and hated 7. It's been years since I've seen the others, so I couldn't say about those. I'm holding off on those until I finish watching the Next Generation TV series (I watched Generations already because it had Kirk in it and I didn't want to wait). And Lord of the Rings is good, but I haven't watched them recently because they're so long they kind of eat your day.

I have to agree with anothereyjana about recent comedies. Most of them are just stupid and I don't find stupidity for its own sake funny. I keep trying to watch comedies, thinking that maybe this recent trend of humor is going to go away, and I keep getting disappointed. It's hard to describe what I don't like about it, but most recent comedies have had this very awkward type of humor. I've been told by some of my peers that they think that this sort of comedy is supposed to appeal to our generation (I'm 20, for reference), but I just don't get what's supposed to be funny about it.

[TUN3R]

Star Wars and Star Trek all suck. As for Superman, the 21st century ones suck.

[VacuumMelon]

You haven't seen bad until you've seen The Room. It's absolutely horrible and unintentionally hilarious: the acting is atrocious, the script is randomly slapped together and the movie mainly consists of people saying "Oh, hi [insert name]! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mMyV2YQgAA)" (< it's a link, btw, click it)

Words can't adequately describe this hilarity, though, it's one of these movies that are so bad that you just have to see them yourself.

[paksetti]

Woah, I thought that was just a segment on Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

Okay, I need to watch this movie now.

[M3g7e]

OK, TUN3R, I have to say there is a difference between "movies I hate" and "movies that roundly suck." Maybe not all of those titles on your list are your sort of movie, but that doesn't mean they suck: you just didn't like them. There is a difference. Now, for a movie that is beyond all measure of awful, you'd have to sit through MegaForce. Or maybe Punch Drunk Love. Plotless wonders.

[pirate_wolf_12]

You haven't seen bad until you've seen The Room. It's absolutely horrible and unintentionally hilarious: the acting is atrocious, the script is randomly slapped together and the movie mainly consists of people saying "Oh, hi [insert name]! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mMyV2YQgAA)" (< it's a link, btw, click it)

Words can't adequately describe this hilarity, though, it's one of these movies that are so bad that you just have to see them yourself.

What a story, Vacuum Melon!

I second this. The Room is brilliant. It's art. If life was an M. Night Shyamalan, the twist would be that The Room is actually God.

[TUN3R]

OK, TUN3R, I have to say there is a difference between "movies I hate" and "movies that roundly suck." Maybe not all of those titles on your list are your sort of movie, but that doesn't mean they suck: you just didn't like them. There is a difference. Now, for a movie that is beyond all measure of awful, you'd have to sit through MegaForce. Or maybe Punch Drunk Love. Plotless wonders.

I thought it was obvious that when I say something sucks it means I hate it.

JB sucks, that means everybody else hates her? Ok bad example... :llama:

[Shoosh Malooka]

The Island of Dr. Moreau, 1996

Was it a terrible movie? Many critics and audience agree on this. I agree as well, but it had charm. Understand that for a preteen it was a better production than any stock 90's screendump for children.

A look at what was available for us in 1996:

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
D3: The Mighty Ducks
Flipper
Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco
Space Jam
The Wind in the Willows
101 Dalmatians
The Adventures of Pinocchio

In comparison to anything on that list, The Island of Dr. Moreau was the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Instead of kooky animation I got a glimpse of acting, indications of what a character was thinking, their intentions. David Thewlis was it in that movie and it was the only one where I saw Marlon Brando. That film was all bad, but for me it was amusing, magical entertainment. You want me to skip THIS GEM having the entire room in peace because nobody is watching it, and you want to force me to watch Homeward Bound II instead with noisy children that smell like pee and muttering parents?

Over my dead body.

[M3g7e]

I thought it was obvious that when I say something sucks it means I hate it.

JB sucks, that means everybody else hates her? Ok bad example... :llama:

Quibbling about semantics, are we? I suppose we should define "sucks" before we reply to the thread.

Sucks: inherently worthless, without merit or value, i.e. =BAD, in its essence. As opposed to Hate: verb, transitive, to detest or loathe. I hate X. X sucks. BUT, Hate does not equal Sucks. Others may find that they love X. It is possible that my personal preference leads me to overlook merits of X. X may not be inherently worthless even if I hate it.

That's all I'm saying ... :wtf:

[Lance]

Any movie made after a game sucks.
Almost any movie made after a book sucks.
Any russian movie made after 80s sucks.

Movies I hate: Titanic, Fifth Element, Titanic, American Pie (and any other comedy of that type), Titanic, and, well, other movies I hate were not as popular, so I don't remember titles... wait... did I mention Titanic?

[malfoya]

I don't like war movies. I don't hate them, but I mostly find them incredibly boring. The only ones that are exciting are movies like Schindler's list were it's more about the prisoners than the war itself. Also I can't stand sci-fi. Robots and other planets just don't excite me that much, while I absolutely LOVE medieval stuff.

[Captain THPS4]

I'm surprised Cloverfield hasn't been mentioned. It's been a long time since I saw it but from what I remember, one of the best parts was when one of the characters mentioned Garfield. Other than that I didn't like the style it was filmed, I don't think the whole movie should have been like that. I don't remember the dialogue being that good either. Overall it was just bad.

Shrek the Third I didn't like that much. It just wasn't as funny as the others. Thankfully, Forever After was better.

[Tempscire]

I thought Burlesque (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1126591/) was pretty terrible. I had the lowest possible expectations for that I could have and still want to see the movie (I'm a bit of a sucker for awesome costumes and choreographed song-and-dance numbers) and ugh...

It was every "show biz" cliche you can imagine with terribly unbelievable characters and some shmaltzy scenes just dropped in out of the blue to make-believe character development was happening (e.g. Cher and alcoholic-girl pouting about how they were such great friends once when there was never shown to be anything more than a manager/dancer relationship between them, or a couple of the solos that existed to be convenient commentary on what the character was going through at the time). Also, the whole big deal with Christina Aguilera's character was that she would sing live... except all her songs were just as very obviously recorded and edited and produced as the earlier songs in the film. :faceslap:

[kiwi_tea]

Off the top of my head:

Iron Man - Politically disgusting pro-militarisation, racist schlock with a few cheap laughs but nothing that made it worth watching. Such a waste of time and money.
The Brood - Psychic troll dolls in snow jackets do not make great horror villains.
The Dark Knight - Worst, stupidest defense of Bush era politics masquerading as a superhero film I've seen. Braindead and shallow.
The Happening - M. Night Shyamalan. Nuff said.
De-Lovely - One of those really offensively shallow and unmoving biopics that just cheapens the life of a great person.
Dream Girls - Same as De-Lovely, but worse.
House of Wax - Could also compete for best film due to Paris Hilton's role.
Donnie Darko - Pretentious shlock with loads of atmosphere and little serious interest. The most over-rated movie of all time, ever, bar none.
A Tale of Two Sisters - Meaningless twaddle.

[MasterJ16]

Off the top of my head:

Iron Man - Politically disgusting pro-militarisation, racist schlock with a few cheap laughs but nothing that made it worth watching. Such a waste of time and money.
The Brood - Psychic troll dolls in snow jackets do not make great horror villains.
The Dark Knight - Worst, stupidest defense of Bush era politics masquerading as a superhero film I've seen. Braindead and shallow.
The Happening - M. Night Shyamalan. Nuff said.
De-Lovely - One of those really offensively shallow and unmoving biopics that just cheapens the life of a great person.
Dream Girls - Same as De-Lovely, but worse.
House of Wax - Could also compete for best film due to Paris Hilton's role.
Donnie Darko - Pretentious shlock with loads of atmosphere and little serious interest. The most over-rated movie of all time, ever, bar none.
A Tale of Two Sisters - Meaningless twaddle.
I've seen Iron Man 1 & 2 the 1st one was ok but I think the 2nd one had more of a story to it. I've seen the Happening & that movie was so boring the story and the plot were terrible haven't seen House of Wax, Dream Girls, Donnie Darko or A Tale of Two Sisters before.

[anothereyjana]

I actually kind of liked The Happening. Not because it was a good movie, mind you, not at all, but because the stupid, over-elaborate deaths made me laugh my ass of...even though that obviously wasn't the film's intention (as an actual thriller/horror, well, it failed spectacularly on every single account, including basic science). My personal favorites happened to be the scene with the lawnmower :rofl: , the lion one :giggler: , and John Leguizamo's (spelling?) death :lol: . Yeah, when you've gotten to the whole (supposed to be) intensely emotional and tragic death of one of the main characters, and all the audience can do is snicker at how goofy it is/looks, then you've pretty much failed at storytelling.

[dreaming4dreams]

Haunting of Molly Hartely. The previews were great but the movie just sucked. I found the acting to be pretty bad,and the story seemed obvious.

[PharaohHound]

"Ella Enchanted". Lame. Completely lame. Unfortunately, that didn't result in a "lmfao" bad movie, just a "facepalm" bad movie. Then again, I suppose at 18-years-old I probably was not the film's target audience. :P

This is why you should never go to a party where the hosts insist on watching a G-rated movie, but didn't actually think to have any good ones in the house.

[Phoeberg]

How has nobody mentioned Paranormal Activity? The worst film I have ever seen. I can only assume Paranormal Activiy 2 was even worse, but I didn't bother to see that one.

[Oaktree]

@Phoeberg: I wouldn't call it the worst movie I've ever seen, but Paranormal Activity was way overhyped. It was really just kind of boring. I normally prefer horror films that are more psychological than they are gory, but that one didn't elicit any feelings of horror, terror, or what-have-you from me.

[acid_paradox]

You haven't seen bad until you've seen The Room. It's absolutely horrible and unintentionally hilarious: the acting is atrocious, the script is randomly slapped together and the movie mainly consists of people saying "Oh, hi [insert name]! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mMyV2YQgAA)" (< it's a link, btw, click it)

Words can't adequately describe this hilarity, though, it's one of these movies that are so bad that you just have to see them yourself.

Blasphemy! Teh Room iz da gratest muvi eva made! Tommy Wiseau is Jesus! /sarcasm

[TUL]

What was that Miley Cyrus movie that came out over the summer? The Last Song or something like that?
Worst piece of crap ever. It was on before Alice in Wonderland at the drive in theatre where I live, and my mom and I almost had to leave because the The Last Song was so dumb...after about half an hour through the movie, you could predict every single event right up to the end. -.-

[The Gnome]

Gnomeo and Juliet. It's so stereotypical.

[TheScribbler]

Where The Wild Things Are. God that was awful I wish they'd left it as a good children's book instead of a crap children's film

[missroxor]

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) - Back in 2006/7 a mutual friend recommended this film to me and my husband, he said it was awesome so we gave it a shot. I don't remember specifically what I hated about it because it was a while ago and I've managed to almost block it completely from memory but I remember both me and my husband swore never to trust this guy's judgement ever again. We even thought maybe he recommended it as a practical joke but to this day he reckons it's a great film....srsly, no.

The Cooler (2003) - about a guy who is really bad luck so casinos hire him to stand near people who are on a winning streak so his bad luck will rub off....or something like that. I actually turned it off less than half way through (and I hate not seeing a film the whole way through!) because it was so depressing and boring....it's supposed to be a comedy ffs!

[el_flel]

Crossroads with Britney Spears. It's basically an hour and a half of cliches. A good one to watch if you want to feel smart because you'll be able to predict everything that happens.

[missroxor]

Crossroads with Britney Spears. It's basically an hour and a half of cliches. A good one to watch if you want to feel smart because you'll be able to predict everything that happens.

I've not seen this but I recently watched a re-run of the 'How I met your Mother' episode that she guest starred in and she was terrible! Ugh....it was so cringe-worthy to watch, I actually lost a little bit of respect for Neil Patrick Harris for even agreeing to be on the same set which makes me wonder how anyone can sit through a whole hour and a half-2 hours of such bad acting?! That guest appearance was post meltdown though, during one of her attempts at a comeback....maybe it adversly affected her acting ability? :blink:

[el_flel]

I actually thought her acting in CR was ok, but perhaps the lameness of the script made her look good by proxy!

[Undercovers_Agent]

How has nobody mentioned Paranormal Activity? The worst film I have ever seen. I can only assume Paranormal Activiy 2 was even worse, but I didn't bother to see that one.


A whajaigaiig????? Dude, those were funny to see in theaters, when all the teens went to go see them and pissed themselves scared, I actually kinda thought it was amusing (The movie)

I can say that the grudge movies weren't that good. I can say that I halfway watched the first twilight at the station on day before I left, I thought that one is horrible. All those B-Movies that have the same title just mixed on Scifi (You know when Scifi showed science fiction, not wrestling) Erm... and also Hostel 1, didn't make any sense and I can't believe that was a true story. :S

[anothereyjana]

Yeah, Hostel was pretty bad, but then again, it was made by Eli Roth, the self-proclaimed "genius" who also brought us the Cabin Fever series...
Actually, I've come to pretty much hate most of the horror movies that just overly-inject gore and shock value crap in order to make the film seem "grittier" or "more real." A good example of this was the re-make of The Hills Have Eyes. I can stand and appreciate putting in darker themes to tell your story, but there is a point where it just becomes off-putting and distasteful, because it's obviously just being done for the shock value or to make the movie seem more "hardcore" than it really is. Especially when you sacrifice things like development of likeable characters (you know, so that you'll actually give a crap when bad things happen to them) for the on-screen rape and decapitation scene. :|

[Undercovers_Agent]

Yeah, Hostel was pretty bad, but then again, it was made by Eli Roth, the self-proclaimed "genius" who also brought us the Cabin Fever series...
Actually, I've come to pretty much hate most of the horror movies that just overly-inject gore and shock value crap in order to make the film seem "grittier" or "more real." A good example of this was the re-make of The Hills Have Eyes. I can stand and appreciate putting in darker themes to tell your story, but there is a point where it just becomes off-putting and distasteful, because it's obviously just being done for the shock value or to make the movie seem more "hardcore" than it really is. Especially when you sacrifice things like development of likeable characters (you know, so that you'll actually give a crap when bad things happen to them) for the on-screen rape and decapitation scene. :|

I did enjoy the part when the chick got dragged down that hold, that was actually pretty cool. Oh thought of another movie... um forgot it now... on tip of my tounge... forgot it... nope completly gone...


Also on the subject of cloverfield... this was made by a friend of mine, and I think this really resembles the filming style of cloverfield, fast, shit, cutting in and out, and you never really see what happens. Incidently this also falls into horrible movies you should never watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbWo6JQ1rGs

[Miko09]

SuckerPunch

The plot holes....THE PLOT HOLES!!!!!

[ZenFrog76]

Worst films are those on the Sci-Fi channel...The Human Centipede is both awefull and funny at the same time. Horror channel movies are rubbish too but on occasion they show a classic that I like. I quite like some crappy films (Hostel, Cabin Fever have been mentioned here but I find those funny and slightly entertaining) I think Saw 5 was rubbish but the last Saw movie was ok. Now I like Jurassic Park but it isn't the same as the book (same as with Lost World & Jaws - Spielburgh just goes for the action and forgets the story and plot). War Of The Worlds was also crap (both of them as they don't follow the story but as effects go the original 50's one was far superior to Spielburghs), Anaconda 3 + David Hasselhoff = Crap film (mind you the other were crap too)...I could go on forever but I won't.

[simneesee]

From Justin to Kelly...80 minutes of my life forever wasted...

[TheGuySim]

Year One - I was expecting some funny stuff from Jack Black, but I was wrong. Did not laugh once throughout it.

The Adjustment Bureau - I didn't want to see this in the first place (wanted to see Paul instead) but it was my friends choice. I was expecting some Bourne Supermacy action stuff, but guess what I WAS FOILED AGAIN!! It's just a crappy ass chick flick, with guys who wear fedoras to go through doors and end up in an entirely different place and who keep telling Matt Damon that he "No, can't haz" some woman. The only reason they put the whole jumping through doors is so they want people to say "Oooooo look they can jump through doors, this storyline is so awesome!!!!11"

[anothereyjana]

Have you heard of the movie Baby Geniuses? I got reminded of this one by the Nostalgia Critic's review of it.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/30376-baby-geniuses
He was right, it was so stupid and forgettable that it took someone else bringing it up for me to remember that it existed at all.

Anyone remember an old little "gem" called Howard the Duck, often considered one of the top 100 worst films ever made?
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2453-howard-the-duck
I know that I was one of the many who watched it as a kid (because my parents mistakingly thought that it was a kid's movie, like so many others...), but I must've honestly blocked most of it out, because there was a lot of that I honestly didn't remember, including the infamous "Duck-Tits" scene. :blink:
In the words of the Critic himself, "It will never leave, it will never leave!" :cry: :help:

[anothereyjana]

Assuming that it ever actually gets made, I think that we may have finally found a "so hilariously bad that it's awesome" movie that can compete with both The Room and Trolls 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGoOqBzcUeg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEybV7SxC0&feature=related

I'd go see it. :cool:

[Shoosh Malooka]

I saw a commercial for Scream 4 today. There is also a poster that calls it Scre4m.

[AtropaMandragora]

A Tale of Two Sisters - Meaningless twaddle.

Amen to that. Thriller/horror movie? Really? Nothing happened!

However, the absolutely worst movie I've seen, ever, was Piranha 3D. The story was pretty much "here are some topless chicks, here are some more topless chicks, here are some topless chicks dancing, here's a 10 minute sequence of some naked chicks swimming under water and making out, here's a naked chick paragliding.... oh, and yeah, there are some piranhas too... Okay, so, back to the naked chicks".
We walked out.

I also agree with whoever mentioned The Libertine. I love Johnny Depp, but seriously, that one was just dull.

There are more, but I can't think of them right now.

[anothereyjana]

I actually remember that Piranha movie being out! The trailer for it provided me with many laughs. :giggler:

Also, some ones that I admittedly want to see even though my instincts tell me that they're going to be bad:
Insidious--it's the makers of Paranormal Activity and Saw linking up, so the chances of it being good...(Yeah, the first Saw and maybe it's first two or three sequels were good, but most everyone can agree that the series went downhill fast. Hollywood really needs to learn when to just let things die.)
Arthur
Battle: Los Angeles --just to see what the actual story is, if there is any. Plus, what exactly are the aliens in that thing? Are they robots or what?)
Sucker Punch --to sort of check out the style. I'm not expecting much story-wise, and someone earlier in the thread mentioned that there were enough plot-holes to give any intelligent person a migraine, but I do want to see how the fantasy world is played out, how it's styled, how they blend it in with the "real world," etc.

Needless to say, I can definitely wait for video on all of these, especially the last two.

[RoseCity]

Also, some ones that I admittedly want to see even though my instincts tell me that they're going to be bad:

Sucker Punch --to sort of check out the style. I'm not expecting much story-wise, and someone earlier in the thread mentioned that there were enough plot-holes to give any intelligent person a migraine, but I do want to see how the fantasy world is played out, how it's styled, how they blend it in with the "real world," etc.

Needless to say, I can definitely wait for video on all of these, especially the last two.
I saw Sucker Punch. It's kind of like a crazy dream, so I just went along with it. Whoever did the art design or whatever they call the way the film looks did a really good job. And the CGI in the super hero world was good - had a graphic novel feel. I'm definitely glad I saw it on a big screen.

[MaydayParade]

if you live in the uk, cineworld cinemas have unlimited cards, which is when you pays a certain amount a month and get to watch unlimited movies, so me and my sister decided to watch the justin bieber movie. OH GOD. OH GOD. WORSE THAN TWILIGHT.

[VampireSim]

I was shocked about Vin Diesel in "The Pacifier".
:wtf:

I love Sci Fi films, but "Eden Log" is pure torture. In the beginning you watch a guy, who is crawling out of the mud. Nothing happens, he's crawling for 10 minutes!!! The story is ... ähm, wait! Which story??!!

"Rise: Blood Hunter" with Lucy Liu is a joke. The only highlight was to see her, hanging naked from the ceiling.

"Bloody Mallory" has a soundtrack that reminds me of a karaoke bar, when all guests are drunken and can't read their textes anymore.

[Incredi]

Any disney stars releasing movies that are '3D concerts' are presumably going to be terrible. Unless you're a fan. ..or you could just go to one of their concerts. :P But I guess it's all for the money.

Twilight was pretty bad, and also The Human Centipede. I can't believe there's going to be a Sequel to that movie. D:

Many people consider the 2nd and 3rd movies in the PoTC franchise pretty bad, but I enjoyed them greatly! The 2nd is probably my favourite one and the 3rd is my friends favourite. I find them entertaining to watch, and at least it's a break from sappy, romantic cliche movies out there as well as vampire movies. Though I can't wait for On Stranger Tides to be released. It looks pretty cool :) .. okay, basically anything with Johnny Depp, I'll love. *blush*

[anothereyjana]

I just had the "honor" of getting to see the second half of 2012 earlier today. There was nothing else on, and I thought that maybe it would be good for a laugh, but I was wrong, all it managed to do was severely piss me off. Good freaking god was that thing an idiotic and mean-spirited train wreck!

I had already seen the How it Should Have Ended version, which pretty much sums up the idiotically large number of "coincidences" in the heroes' favor in the film.
That giant doughnut could have saved us all two hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIUTUVVRtFA)...

Then there was the rest of it;
Like how, for instance, they basically carried out the whole "save the rich, let the poor drown" thing that they had going on earlier in the film. Yeah, they let the Chinese workers (many of whom looked suspiciously Caucasian from a distance in a lot of shots. :wtf: ) on board at the last second, as well as the people that were originally supposed to be on "ark 3," but, if you look at the shots which showed the crowd, there were more passengers than workers (seeing as how the workers were given bright yellow and red jumpsuits, and therefore stood out more, even in distance shots), and who made up the bulk of the ark passengers? Why, the rich people who could afford to buy the tickets, of course!

Not only that, but there appeared to be a bit of racism in a lot of parts (though, admittedly, that could be due to my fridge logic kicking in). For instance, most of the rich ark passengers appeared to be of Caucasian descent, as did the military and Heads of State. Then there were the other little moments, like how the Indian scientist (or whatever profession he was; like I said, I tuned in on the second half, so I missed some of the earlier melodrama) and his family were "not picked up" and he, along with his wife and young child, not to mention countless amounts of other Indian citizens who were also probably supposed to be saved, were all shown dying in one of the massive tsunamis.
Not to mention the finale, where they end up going to Africa to settle, since it was one of the few continents on earth that hadn't been mostly submerged by the oceanic waters. What could be the problem with that, seeing as how it's a less than subtle attempt at seeming deep (what with Africa being considered the "cradle of man" and all)? Well, seeing as how the majority of African countries (and therefore it's citizens) are extremely poor, they likely had no or very few passengers aboard one of the arks, so the people would have been left completely at the mercy of the natural disasters which were devastating the entire human race, causing the death toll to be in the hundreds of millions. Basically, a bunch of ships which were supposed to carry the best of the human race, but were in reality mostly populated by privileged white people, landed in an Africa where the populous, the overwhelming majority of whom are extremely poor and black, are dead simply because they didn't have the means to bribe others into helping them survive. And the visuals, cheering, and swelling music suggests that there is now a bright new future ahead for humanity--which now consists almost entirely of privileged white people. What. The. FUCK?!

Like I said, it could just be me reading a bit too much into it, but the whole thing just left a really bad taste in my mouth.

[Sathostus]

Avatar. Worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Talk about a horrible piece of crap film.

[Linnypig]

The Last Exorcism.
Oh and High School Musical :faceslap:

[kiwi_tea]

I was falling asleep at home and sort of watched Once Bitten. Terrible film very early in Jim Carrey's dismal career.

[Shoosh Malooka]

Instead of Thor ( 2011 ) I watched Almighty Thor. I think SyFy did this on purpose to win an award for most facepalms per segment. I don't know about Marvel's movie version, but this Thor was whiny, dependent, and two steps below foolish. We'll get to that in a minute. There were three characters, Thor, Loki, and a female character which I will call Almalexia because I didn't catch her real name and Almalexia is close enough.

This movie went like this: 1. Almalexia and Thor run 2. Thor battles Loki who tricks him 3. Almalexia saves his Norse wonderbuns and warns him to fight under better circumstances 4. Thor says he can win anyway 5. Return to step 1.

Almalexia's role seems to be Thor's protective guide and at times she can scold him like a mother does a child. This transforms into a insanely twisted moment of honesty when Thor tells Almalexia he loves her and she returns the advance with a sudden change in her character. Except that these two actors must have hated each other on the set and refused to kiss if and when it was scripted. There is no other way to explain an romance based on hugging.

Let's get to Loki. He is an interesting combination of the protagonist from the original V series and his face is white like powder while his features are black. He is dressed like the headless horseman from Ichabod Crane with Johny Depp. Loki also has some morphing capability styled after Agamemnon from Time Warriors. And close up he looks like Joker - Kurgan - Mark Hamil.

At this point I had to stop watching and turn on the water, turn around 120 times, turn off the water. I can only ad lib what came next: The final beat down find its hour and stuff flies out of control, lights burst and spin, blades grind and sparks dance, and slowmo alternates with fastmo until Loki falls into space and becomes imprisoned in a spectral cube. Odin blessed Thor, but Thor refuses so that he can be with his true love, Almalexia. They both shake hands. The End

[lag22]

skyline was absolute trash

[sandymdh]

My other half insisted it was a 'cult' film but I'd say otherwise. He brought home a film called 'Rubber' recently. It's about a serial killer TYRE with psychic powers. I kid not.

[harlequinzombie]

^ My boyfriend wants to see that just because it's a tire that blows up people. No other reason. He says "No one else has done it before!" I think there's a reason for that. -o-

We rented this movie a couple of months ago called Jekyll + Hyde. It was supposed to be a modern retelling of the Jekyll and Hyde story, where this science major in college creates a pill that can alter someone's personality; it was supposed to help geeky awkward kids be cool or something like that. It was the most ridiculous movie ever. It was nothing but sex and really poorly-done jump scares, and none of the actors had any emotion whatsoever. The attempt at a plot didn't even go through... they focused more on showing the random sex scene behind a club with the Jekyll/Hyde guy and a waitress rather than actually talk about the pill itself and the effects it was having on him. We stopped it about an hour in (I think it was about two hours?). Couldn't take anymore.

[el_flel]

My other half insisted it was a 'cult' film but I'd say otherwise. He brought home a film called 'Rubber' recently. It's about a serial killer TYRE with psychic powers. I kid not.Oh my uncle bought this. We love those kind of films but I am yet to see it.

[iCad]

Two that have a sort of literary basis, which usually floats my boat, but...

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen_%28film%29) . I think the concept of it is fabulous (and I understand that it's based on a comic book), but the execution in the movie...no. Which is surprising because, generally, I'll find anything with Sean Connery in it at least watchable, but this one? No thanks.

Same thing with Van Helsing. Generally, I'll watch anything with Hugh Jackman in it, too. *drools* And I generally like vampire flicks (The Twilight twaddle doesn't count; vampires who don't kill people aren't vampires.) But that movie was just stupid. It was only slightly redeemed by David Wenham's character, IMO. Geeky friars FTW! :lol:

[anothereyjana]

My other half insisted it was a 'cult' film but I'd say otherwise. He brought home a film called 'Rubber' recently. It's about a serial killer TYRE with psychic powers. I kid not.
I CAN BEAT THAT! A killer gingerbread man voiced by Gary Busey! I KID YOU NOT!
Feast your eyes on The Gingerdead Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsOtcEOkJ-I)
I've only actually seen the trailer, but the movie looks just lulzy enough for me to consider renting it sometime. What's worse, someone apparently thought this thing warranted two sequels!
The Passion of the Crust (yes, that's the actual name) (http://www.youtube.com/watch/v=UXJKJnOT6eQ)
and the apparently just recently released third movie, Saturday Night Cleaver (http://www.youtube.com/watch/v=uDAvnK8-Wnc&feature=related) which apparently involves the killer gingerbread man (who seems to be voiced by an entirely different actor in each movie) time travelling. :rofl:

[MalkshuriJolinar]

I really don't like Harry Potter films. The books are my favourites, and the first, second and third film is good, but after... The Half-blood prince movie was the worst film, I have ever seen in cinema, sorry. :( I think becouse the book's story is too long to tell in quite short film. The other thing that annyoed me is that the death-eaters flew without broom. In the book only Voldemort was able to do that...

[Mirotic]

Norbit was sooooo bad, i didn't even bother to watch till the end =\

[dutch]

I... watched Dragonball Evolution at the cinema. Yeah...

[Mistermook]

I watch a LOT of movies when I have the time. A lot of the movies you guys are talking about don't even hit my radar for terrible. The one movie that leaps out at me for terrible though, in the last several years, is GI Joe. What a waste of money, turning even some half decent actors out into truly abysmal performances, ridiculous special effects...I can shrug off a low budget film that's not terribly engaging, or wave away criticism about the (so-called) plot of Transformers 2 since it was really just obviously simply meant to be an excuse for giant robots, but GI Joe just failed on every conceivable level.

Let's see, next up I'm going to go with Crank 2 and Transporter 3, both movies that demonstrate Jason Statham at his absolute worst (HINT: It's apparently very bad indeed.) I've never been able to watch any of the Twilight movies all the way through either, despite multiple attempts, but that's really nothing about the quality of the film-making or acting. The story premise is just so terrible that it makes me cringe every time I start dwelling upon it.

There's also a bunch of kid's movies lately that promise fairly high production values and even higher end voice acting that aren't even cute. Mega-mind was the sort of thing I expect from a mediocre quality kid's movie, but Space Chimps can go blast itself into outer space for me ever having to have watched it, for instance.

[paksetti]

Watched as much as I could handle of "I Downloaded A Ghost" yesterday. I was expecting something horrible, but it was just painfully 90's and ridiculous. It's got Ellen Paige and Carlos Alazraqui. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikOxHjcNBuo&feature=related

This chick is apparently mad because her mom is "into lipstick and makeup" while she is "all about the macabre and haunted houses and stuff". So she decides to download a ghost off of the Internet. There's no magic or power surge or half-assed excuse to explain how they did it, it's apparently just a well-known fact that you can download a ghost freely at any time off the Internet. When the ghost is downloaded, she has no idea how he got there, and starts freaking out until it dawns on her that downloading a ghost will in fact give you a ghost.

Seriously, go watch it.

[Segagrey]

Absolute Zero: Made to profit off of The Day After Tomorrow's success. Not even good enough to be considered a B-Movie. Everything about it was just...horrid.

Mega shark vs Giant octopus: The title speaks for itself.

Aliens vs Ninjas: Horror-comedy that was so bad it was hilarious, with a capital suck. Think of every Anime cliche you can think of. Now mix it with a cast of over dramatic Japanese actors. Now imagine if Michael Bay directed it.

Super Mario Brothers: Terrible. The budget for this movie should've been used to feed starving children in Africa.

The Upcoming Cowboy Bebop movie: Keanu Reeves is staring in it, and the budget has been cut back several times. That should tell you enough about it's quality.

Trolls 2: Worst. Movie. Ever. Literally. It's got awards and a cult following to back it up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

[anothereyjana]

Watched as much as I could handle of "I Downloaded A Ghost" yesterday. I was expecting something horrible, but it was just painfully 90's and ridiculous.
And roughly a decade later, someone ripped off the "downloadable ghost" idea and turned it into a series of crappy horror films. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBcoo8i33L0)

Absolute Zero: Made to profit off of The Day After Tomorrow's success. Not even good enough to be considered a B-Movie. Everything about it was just...horrid. ....Someone ripped off a crappy, constantly (and understandably so) ridiculed Roland Emmerich film and somehow expected it to be good?! :faceslap: Christ.

The Upcoming Cowboy Bebop movie: Keanu Reeves is staring in it, and the budget has been cut back several times. That should tell you enough about it's quality.
...That's just...I've only seen a couple of episodes of this beloved-by-many series, and even I can tell that it deserves infinitely better than this. :(

[Rectos Dominos]

I just had the "honor" of getting to see the second half of 2012 earlier today. There was nothing else on, and I thought that maybe it would be good for a laugh, but I was wrong, all it managed to do was severely piss me off. Good freaking god was that thing an idiotic and mean-spirited train wreck!


I am not watching that movie till 2013. I know a surprising amount of people who actually believe that shit.

I am no movie expert so I haven't seen most of the stuff listed on this site, but there are certain kinds of movies which I think is crap, no offence to those who disagree.

I am not into "horror" movies especially slasher flicks. It's hard to be scared of something you know is fake.

Remakes. Their classics for a reason. Leave them alone! I am begining to think Hollywood is getting their movie ideas from IMDB.

[e l y s a n a]

Twilight

[Cruzy]

Any of those dreaded B-Movies. I watched one called Dinocroc vs Supergator, it was one of those films where its so bad you just have to watch it till the end.

[Kathwynn]

let see any of the Howlings after the first one. The first one was supposed to be camp with out apology.. After that some one owes an apology for the other movies made.. It got to a point of seriously.. the franchise made just enough money to make another.. What is the cut off before the franchise dies any ways.. Howard the Duck.. A few careers almost went down with that one.. Stepmomther is an alien.. Seriously? No kidding .. Outside of lame it set the idea of step mom back about a hundred years.

Starship Troopers.. Ok for those of us who actually read the book. The movie was a travesty from beginning to end. Is it any wonder Robert Heinlein did not want Hollywood touching his stories while alive. And FYI there is only one book.. The rest of the movie trilogy is just wasted space.

Any Scfy channel of Anaconda v anything,.. Ice spiders.. Really? Between bad CGI and worse dialog.. The script should have been used a campfire starting material.. It would have been more useful that way

Timothy Dalton as James Bond in living daylight and License to kill.

[Misanthrope]

I was thinking, "Hrm? I don't watch terrible movies". Oh, wait... and then I remembered it--- The Last Airbender. It was so terrible, I must have suppressed it from my memories.

I loved watching the cartoon series, but this movie was just awful. Awful actors that failed to deliver their lines convincingly; devoid of any emotion. It's also funny how Aang, Katara, and Sokka were all Caucasian.

I hate you, M. Night Shyamalan. I hope your daughters were as disappointed in you as I am.

[Willow's Tara]

Disaster Movie- I hated that movie, thanks to that I don't like Chipmunks anymore (Squirrels don't count right?), and the new Chipmunk Pokemon in the new Pokemon games, thanks to that movie I hate that Pokemon and it's evolution (Considering they both have red eyes... And yeah, they are creepy). Alot more worse then Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie I can tell you that.

Twilight- I found it boring to be honest, the characters just didn't interest me, actually the only character that even seem mildly of interest was that blond curly haired female vampire, I think Victoria or something, she was in the end scene and almost made me want to see the second one to see what she would do... Almost that is, almost fell asleep during this movie as well or wanted to,

Upside to Anger- I don't remember much about it but I do remember thinking it was boring, and the first movie I actually almost fell asleep in.

[CmarNYC]

Armageddon. I expect a certain amount of WTF in the science of a science fiction movie, but this one made me want to send the writers back to school for some elementary physics. I read that NASA likes to show this film to its management trainees and have them point out the scientific impossibilities in it. Add a ridiculous plot and a truckful of cliches and this is a disaster movie in more than one sense of the word.

March or Die. Actually this is my pick for all-time worst big-budget, major production movie. It was so incredibly boring and un-involving that I can't remember a thing about the plot or the characters. When "The End" came up on the screen someone in the theatre yelled "Thank God!" and the whole audience cheered.

[smorbie1]

I saw some giant alligator movie on SciFi the other day. It was so bad (and I love bad movies usually) that I finally gave up and went to bed. The alligator was in fact a crocodile that looked like it was plastic and just being moved by an invisible hand. It's limbs and jaws didn't move at all. Also there was an old woman who may or may not have been Cloris Leachman. She may or may not have had some sort of relationship with the giant reptile. But, really, the film just sullied the name of bad movies. I finally gave up.

[anothereyjana]

^^^ Sounds like it was either Lake Placid (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139414/) or one of it's sequels, and that's assuming that it wasn't just the Sci-Fi Channels (or Scy-Fi or Scy-Fy or however the hell they spell it now) rip-off version of the movie (which it does a lot). I'd say probably one of the sequels or a rip-off since the original was mostly played for comedy; from what I remember of it, the film-makers knew damn good and well that the concept was goofy as hell, and ran with it, seeming to intentionally go for the B-movie schlock, as well as throwing in a lot of jokes.
It's like the Bring It On series (which I've never actually seen, but know some people, who, for reasons beyond me, have sat through every one), after the second one (I think that the number might have made it up to five :blink: ) ,they forgot that they were actually doing a parody of that genre, and ended up making the plot of the movies about the very thing they were originally mocking. :faceslap:

[Segagrey]

Guh...My mom and sis love both of those series for reasons beyond me. Practically every weekend ABC Family plays them, and every weekend they go "OMGZ BRING IT ON! LET'S WATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE." x.x

I won't even try to explain how bad this movie is. You'll just have to see for yourself. BIRDEMIC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwSTDzaZ234)
(Yes, it's an actual movie)

[anothereyjana]

I remember that several people earlier in the thread posted that their pick was Twilight. I now see why. :| I didn't even watch the actual movie, just this long Rifftrax clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YijkIAQi0R4) of the film, but still, dear god! I mean, hearing Muse's song Super-Massive Black Hole being played during the baseball scene actually hurt. It seriously fucking hurt me, both body and soul! :cry:

[sukie1977]

Drive Angry
It was gross and had embarrassing scenes in it that you don't want to watch around your parents if you know what I mean. And the body parts flying everywhere reminded me of the Final Destination movies, which are also way too gross for me.

[leo06girl]

The Dukes of Hazzard, the one with Jessica Simpson, and The Dukes of Hazzard the Begining. That was NOT The Dukes of Hazzard. Everyone involved in those movies should be ashamed of themselves.

[Clashfan]

I tend to avoid bad movies as well they are bad so why should I see them. Still in the age of Netflix and with also having to let someone else have an input into what is watched I've seen a few stinkers. Movies where it was almost impossible for me to keep quiet during (I tend to talk back at the screen when inexplicably things happen) and in some cases stay awake.

Charlie's Angels 2: seriously stupid and pointless I want the 2 hours of my life back.
Serendipity: *yawn*
He's just not that into you: I hated each and every one of the women in that film
Little Nicky: worst freakin' movie ever made, no it's not a cult classic it's too stupid to be a cult classic. No boyfriend is ever worth having to sit through this piece of crap for.

I think B movies have their place and sometimes I enjoy playing the home version of MST3K with an old black and white Godzilla or horror film. So bad can sometimes be good.

[SimsLover50]

Sin City- just repugnant. Gross acting, and exploitively cheescakey. Worst film I've seen ever..
Transfomers III 2.5 hours of boredom. Saw this with office mates and could not leave because I was with the boss. Hated it and was counting the seconds till it was over.

[vhanster]

I HATE Pirates of the Carribean 4. What with Jack's new Mary-sue, Spanish girlfriend and pointless 'humour' that's not even funny, the plot SUCKS

[Jcsim13]

happy feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my eyes were falling out

[simsample]

Any of the sci-fi movies which either degenerate into a hopeless love story (such as I:Robot) or a superfluous case of patriotism (such as Independence day).

[Julieryc]

I saw some giant alligator movie on SciFi the other day.

Mention of SyFy movies made me think of this comic: http://hijinksensue.com/2010/03/23/breaking-the-syfy-cypher/

The worst movie I've ever seen had to be Battlefield Earth. It was so bad, it wasn't even possible to enjoy it by making fun of it in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 way. I think my family rented it because we were curious about exactly how bad it was. That was a bad idea. Even with very low expectations, it somehow managed to be worse than anything else I've ever seen.

[leo06girl]

I agree, SyFy movies are BAD!

[peter21caldwell]

The Rite, it was terrible movie I ever seen.

[Ryouchan13]

Hmh.. I know that the most people here don't know it, but it's a movie called "Crazy". It's just a really really bad german movie about... yeah, I really don't know what it's about. I think it's about becoming an adult, but its really really horrible and all of you can be happy, if you not seen it xD

[Muñeca Rota]

Time ago I had the misfortune to see a film named Potterville's Secret (at last that was the spanish tittle).
I still don't know how to explain the... plot?
A bunch of aliens coming out of the deeps at a wheat cultive.

Terrible is a soft word for this one...

[prettiammie2005]

Any American Pie movie, and I DESPISE Rocky Horror Picture Show. I know pretty much everybody who has seen it loves it, but I just never enjoyed it. :|

[BL00DIEDHELL]

Hopping on the Twilight bandwagon. Glittery sparkle pussies can go back to fairy-land and stop pretending to be vampires

[Clashfan]

I DESPISE Rocky Horror Picture Show. I know pretty much everybody who has seen it loves it, but I just never enjoyed it. :|

Well I know some people who don't like it so your not alone. It's really about the audience participation that most people find enjoyable. Of course when I used to go was during the time when it was all about shouting funny lines at the right moment, throwing toast and rice and using water guns to simulate rain. All in all a fun time had by all.

Years later I went to a showing where they had an in house cast and it had become all about dressing up and acting out the whole movie. They had part of the house lights up and the sound of the film turned way down. I found the whole thing boring and abysmal.

I've also seen the movie on DVD, soundtrack aside it was pretty darn boring. So for me it was really all about the old school audience participation that I found fun not the film itself.

[leo06girl]

Any American Pie movie, and I DESPISE Rocky Horror Picture Show. I know pretty much everybody who has seen it loves it, but I just never enjoyed it. :|

After The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) came out I can't stand to watch American Pie because Sean William Scott is in it.

I have NEVER like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I've always thought it was stupid, and can't see the appeal.


My least favorite movie has to be An American Tail and An American Tail Fieval Goes West. I REALLY REALLY HATE Fieval and everything about that movie series. I have never been able to sit through more than five minutes of any of it.

[texascbeck]

Twilight....

[PharaohHound]

Do movies I saw on "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" count? :P

[BurgundyStars]

The Happening. I don't know what I was thinking. Stupid, stupid movie. Mark Wahlberg remains a terrible actor.

Night at the Museum, that Ben Stiller movie. Not funny at all. The only movies I've liked that guy in was Meet the Parents.

The Hangover. Everyone around me loves that movie and I just didn't think that movie was funny at all. :rolleyes:

[Nixxy245]

Definitely Twilight and Blue Demon. I hate vampires and unrealistic sharks that swim in the shallowest water(wtf?!).

[missy harries]

As for the hilariously bad movies I've seen, I've recently begun watching movies like that with friends. They've generally been really over-the-top horror movies with extremely excessive and fake-looking gore. Some examples of this include Meatball Machine, Ricky-Oh, and Bitch Slap. I think Tarantino's Grind House could probably be placed in the same category, though I would consider it to be of higher quality than the others.

NO way is Grind House bad!!!!!! Some of the best films, It's meant to be bad, they're a tribute to dodgy B movies and they were done beautifully.

As for the worst film I've ever seen, it was siberian and shall remain unnamed........
It was just a horrible fim to watch, cinematography and acting were pretty good but the subject matter made it bad, classed as a horror but it was a rape film, I saw no point to it other than shock and disgust you as much as possible and it was banned in Germany....
Now I have seen some shocking films and I thought I was Jaded by the shock and horror of cinema but this is one film that made me feel dirty just by watchig and it was morbid curiosity that kept me from turning it off.
I felt awful for watching that and I reall, really wish I could unwatch that film. :blink:

EDIT: My mind felt raped after watching that........

[unalisaa]

As for the worst film I've ever seen, it was siberian and shall remain unnamed........
It was just a horrible fim to watch, cinematography and acting were pretty good but the subject matter made it bad, classed as a horror but it was a rape film, I saw no point to it other than shock and disgust you as much as possible and it was banned in Germany....
Now I have seen some shocking films and I thought I was Jaded by the shock and horror of cinema but this is one film that made me feel dirty just by watchig and it was morbid curiosity that kept me from turning it off.
I felt awful for watching that and I reall, really wish I could unwatch that film. :blink:

EDIT: My mind felt raped after watching that........
You aren't thinking of A Serbian Film (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ASerbianFilm), are you? I know that Serbia and Siberia are on separate continents, but the description sounds pretty fitting, and I hate to imagine a world where more than one of that kind of movie exists.
But yeah. What I have been hearing alone was enough to make me feel used and dirty, and not even in a hyperbolic way.

[missy harries]

You aren't thinking of A Serbian Film (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ASerbianFilm), are you? I know that Serbia and Siberia are on separate continents, but the description sounds pretty fitting, and I hate to imagine a world where more than one of that kind of movie exists.
But yeah. What I have been hearing alone was enough to make me feel used and dirty, and not even in a hyperbolic way.

Yes thats the film! I strongly recommend not watching it.

I spelt it wrong :faceslap:

[mewichigo34]

Twilight Saga

[singing_Noel]

I've actually made it a promise to myself to never watch the Twilight saga...so yeah...on that note, here's my picks.

The Dead or Alive movie...

Oh God, it was like my brain was slowly getting eaten away as I watched that abomination. Thank God I caught it on YouTube. ^ ^

Ultraviolet is another one, I actually wanted to leave the theater. Thing is, it was so bad, it was slightly funny enough to be partially entertaining. Plus I paid like 10 bucks to see it, so...

The last one is The Dark Knight, I was actually falling asleep it was that freakin' boring. Sorry Nolan, I guess your genius is just beyond me and my pathetic intellect, but I'm an old school Batman fan. : (

[Coddod]

High School Musical. I most likely barfed in my mouth about ten times. My cousin made me watch it, and I'm still mad about it. xD

[lolapola]

star wars
Avatar.. UGH!
what was it called... With the yabba dabba do and the rock this rock that?
ummmm
ummmm
it was............OMG MY BRAIN DIED.

[GigaRevival]

star wars
Avatar.. UGH!
what was it called... With the yabba dabba do and the rock this rock that?
ummmm
ummmm
it was............OMG MY BRAIN DIED.

If you're talking about the new ones, then I agree. If you are talking about the original three... then I don't understand. Star Wars is honestly one of the best space-faring series' out there *if* you are willing to sit through it (although I will admit the "graphics" are outdated, but it was pretty awesome for the '70's). /end rant.

On my worst list, it would definitely be:
--X-Men: The Last Stand (I refuse to acknowledge its existence in the series on most days)
--the Twilight movies
--Burlesque
--Ghost Rider
--The Wickerman <--although that did spawn some hilarious youtube videos.

[Shoosh Malooka]

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

The unfortunate event is you watching it. So much money spent on costumes, sets, and pointless cg visuals for a script that is not funny or interesting and an overdone, desperate performance by Jim Carey that flops around like a beached, suffocating tuna.

[Johnny_Bravo]

Sharktopus,damn I've seen 5 minutes of it last week, the special effects are so cheaply made, like an 80's movie or something, but the worst thing is, that it is a movie from 2010!

[singing_Noel]

Hahahah GigaRevival I hated the third X-men movie. I swear I was so angry when they sacked Bryan Singer, only 'cause he was doing a rival movie. Who cares, he's an amazing director, let him do what he wants! Plus, he pretty well made the series. Thank goodness he returned with the newest one to at least write/produce it.

: }

Shoosh_Malooka, really? : ( I loved it, it's like one of my fav awkwardly good movies of all time.

[lolapola]

I watched the serbian flim trailer...
Shock horror!

WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS! ILL BE CURIOUS FOREVER UNTIL I SEE IT AND THEN ILL BE BRAIN RAPED!

[GigaRevival]

Hahahah GigaRevival I hated the third X-men movie. I swear I was so angry when they sacked Bryan Singer, only 'cause he was doing a rival movie. Who cares, he's an amazing director, let him do what he wants! Plus, he pretty well made the series. Thank goodness he returned with the newest one to at least write/produce it.

Completely agree with this. Although, I was willing to give the third movie a go without him. I even watched it *again* to see if it would grow on me or perhaps I missed something that would make it great... but no dice. :(

Oh well... X-Men: First Class redeemed the series for me and I can just pretend it ended at the second one.

[missy harries]

I watched the serbian flim trailer...
Shock horror!

WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS! ILL BE CURIOUS FOREVER UNTIL I SEE IT AND THEN ILL BE BRAIN RAPED!

Arrrg! That's why I tried to omit the title in my first post! Seriously though do not watch it.
I was unawares about it when I watched it, no idea what it was about, I thought it would be just one of those random films I watch...........
Serious mind bleach is necessary, preferably something to erase it from the mind for good :blink:


I didn't think Lemony Snicket's A series of unfortunate events was that bad either, I loved the gothic style and the film was better than the books in my opinion but then again I am a grown woman so the books would be a little young for me :P

[anothereyjana]

Ugh, I've heard of A Serbian Film as well, and was luckily warned about/did some investigating of the plot before I tried to watch it (if there's one thing that we [should] have all learned from this film, as well as The Human Centipede, and Two Girls One Cup, it's that you never trust internet-based movie recommendations without doing a little Google-ing before watching), so I know what happens in it, and that there is no point in seeing that thing, because I don't hate myself enough to sit through it. If a person is really curious about it, I'd say just watch this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/phelous/31340-a-serbian-film) movie review of it, since it gives you a humor-based run-down of the plot (and why it's so god-awful) with only minimal (or semi-censored, the site has a PG-13 rating) clips, so you can save on brain-bleach. I'll admit that I cracked up when it came to the part about only being able to show the "test" bars (and the following "showering while crying" bit) when it came to the *shudder* "newborn" part.

As for other terrible movies, I'd say the 2011 film Red Riding Hood. I'll admit that I originally really wanted to see it, but started to get nervous when I heard that it was from the same director who made Twilight. I'd hoped that maybe Red would be better, seeing as how even Steven Speilberg himself probably couldn't have saved Twilight (given the source material there was to work with), but unfortunately this one was bad too. The thing that really got me was that the story itself was actually pretty good, it's just that the telling of it was hopelessly bungled. Especially in the beginning, there were a lot of moments where it felt like I'd just skipped over an entire scene accidentally. That's what really made the movie "terrible" for me, was that it had such potential to be decent or even rather good (engaging sets [with the exception of horribly fake-looking snow, which is a big deal since this takes place in the dead of winter], a good sense of atmosphere), but the horrible pacing and storytelling ruined it so much. :faceslap:

[SimsLover50]

I wasn't too fond of sin city.

[McChoclatey]

Saw, believe it or not. Saw just seems more of a sick, disturbing movie instead of something that actually horrifies you. I want to get freaked out but still want to keep watching--not squirm then feel okay the next few seconds after.

Twilight, too. Don't even know where to begin.

Scary movie after a few movies. Really loses it's funniness after a while and just falls into a cliche storm.

[bassoon_crazy]

Greenberg. It was supposed to be a comedy. Instead it was just pointless and long. And it had an very awkward scene or two to be watching with my parents... :|

[Lawli-Lawli]

The "movie" based on Jeffrey Dahmer....craptastic.

And all live action anime movies.

[frankokomando]

Village of the Damned is a pretty stupid movie.

[Shoosh Malooka]

I don't like Quentin Tarantino movies. His single criteria to determine what goes in is whether or not it is cool.

[Yue]

Match Point. Soooooooo boring... :faceslap:
Transformers 3. Yeah. I nearly sleep when I saw it :( .

[tiffyandthewall]

One Day is the first one that comes to mind because I rarely go to the theater to see movies, but I did for that, and it was so awful I walked out before it ended.

[KKiryu007Joker]

Housebroken with good old Danny DeVito was obnoxiously nasty and stupid, and only used him for actor namedropping. The Game of Death 2 was a terrible old movie, and there are countless others I can't think of right now.

[efolger997]

She's All That. This horrible, horrible movie from the '90's. Badly written, disgusting, and awful to watch with your parents.
Also Date Night and Crazy, Stupid, Love. Just so awkward and cheesy and predictable. They even included the 'awkward speech' scene.
All the Twilight movies. Actually, New Moon & Eclipse weren't that bad. I think. I don't really remember. I just know Twilight was horrible, and I just saw Breaking Dawn, and that, too, was horrible.

[KKiryu007Joker]

She's All That. This horrible, horrible movie from the '90's. Badly written, disgusting, and awful to watch with your parents.
Also Date Night and Crazy, Stupid, Love. Just so awkward and cheesy and predictable. They even included the 'awkward speech' scene.
All the Twilight movies. Actually, New Moon & Eclipse weren't that bad. I think. I don't really remember. I just know Twilight was horrible, and I just saw Breaking Dawn, and that, too, was horrible.

Breaking Dawn, the last one? I have to watch it sometime, though I believe Eclipse to be the best one, because Jasper's multiple personalities were hilarious. He goes from trustworthy mentor cowboy, to slave, to newbie paranoid insane, and back to trustworthy mentor cowboy. Its stretched over a time frame, but he couldn't be newbie vampire in the first two movies, if he was around for over a hundred years. It doesn't make that much sense, for his character to change from extremes so easily.

[paksetti]

I saw it in the store today and had to buy it. It was an eight pack of horror movies for three bucks. Some of the titles themselves weren't all that horrible, bu then you have classics like "Dollman vs. Demoic Toys", "Zombie Dearest", and "Evil Bong 2: King Bong" wherein "a group of stoners head to South America to find a cure for their strange weed smoking side effects"

[KKiryu007Joker]

I saw it in the store today and had to buy it. It was an eight pack of horror movies for three bucks. Some of the titles themselves weren't all that horrible, bu then you have classics like "Dollman vs. Demoic Toys", "Zombie Dearest", and "Evil Bong 2: King Bong" wherein "a group of stoners head to South America to find a cure for their strange weed smoking side effects"

I had that last movie once in a collection, and it was so horrible that I turned it off after the first minute.

[DM was on fire!]

Do movies I saw on "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" count? :P

If it does, then the worst movie I've ever seen is "Beatniks." Terrible, terrible. I'd say "Manos" but I actually started to enjoy it after a while.. :cry:

[AnnaBubblegum]

I agree, all the Twilight movies :lol: Plus, all the Scary Movies and the Epic Movie. Another really boring movie I've seen is where a plant takes over the earth but I can't remember its name :lol:

[vhanster]

The Human Centipede. It's both SICK and DISGUSTING

[anothereyjana]

The Human Centipede. It's both SICK and DISGUSTING
And they've made at least one sequel to it (I've heard rumors that there's a Human Centipede 3 now--just, WHY?!).
Haven't seen the actual movie of Human Centipede 2 (thank GOD), just watched Phelous's review of it (I would link it, but That Guy With the Glasses seems to be down at the moment), but just those (slightly edited/censored, because the site is PG-13) few clips shown during the review were more than enough (had to put off eating dinner for a couple hours after that). Apparently the sequel is at least twice as disgusting as the original, to the point that a couple of those clips warranted serious mind bleach. :help: I usually enjoy the stuff on that site, and I think that that one may be the only video I actually regret watching on there, not because Phelous didn't try to make it funny, it was simply because the movie was just that disgusting and god-awful.

[ModClod]

2012 is a movie I saw.

[KKiryu007Joker]

2012 is a movie I saw.

That was the most ridiculous out of all action adventure movies, it was like a bad jive at a B movie, but where they somehow feature a vast amount of expensive effects.

[Concordia]

Doogal. I saw this piece of crap in theaters years ago. (Lmao it has a 2.6 rating in imdb and an 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes)

The Last Airbender. Biggest disappointment ever. Just look at these reviews (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/last_airbender/). How Shyamalan managed to make one of the greatest animated series of all time into one of the worst films that has ever graced the planet is beyond me.

[paksetti]

...it was simply because the movie was just that disgusting and god-awful.
You know, everyone talks about how disgusting Human Centipede is, but for that reason I really want to watch it. If a movie is "too gross" or "too scary" then I need to watch it. Dunno why I haven't. Guess I know what I'm doing this afternoon!

I just kinda hope it's not like all the hype for "Paranormal Activity" that movie wasn't scary, suspenseful or even exciting- it was just terrible.

[LuvSims2011]

Alvin and the Chipmunks 3.

[apathys_whore]

Someone is probably going to bitch, but I hate REPO The Genetic Opera. Don't get me wrong, Skinny Puppy is amazing and the music was alright, but I thought it was too whiny emo to be a good movie. I sort of wanted everyone in it to just die a horrible death. Most of them in real life too.

[opiumgirl]

I have a tie:
The Astronaught's wife.- I actually finished this beauty because I could't believe that it won't get better at some point. It doesn't, it is the most boring, pointless piece of cr@p I have ever sat through.
Johnny Depp should be shot for being in that movie.

Twilight.- I didn't sit through this. It was so disjointed, the dialogue so bizarre and the plot so ridiculous, I just couldn't do it. I thought all the actors must be high as kites, but no it was deliberate. :faceslap:

Oh and anything by Uwe Boll- that man should not get his hands on a film budget. Just No, Please.

I am really surprised that so many people dislike 2012. I thought it was great.

[Yazoo]

Doogal. I saw this piece of crap in theaters years ago. (Lmao it has a 2.6 rating in imdb and an 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes)

The Last Airbender. Biggest disappointment ever. Just look at these reviews (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/last_airbender/). How Shyamalan managed to make one of the greatest animated series of all time into one of the worst films that has ever graced the planet is beyond me.

Doogle sucked soooo bad, I had to make my friend turn it off. Then we watched Ju-On. Hell yeah, Japanese Horror Movies ROCK! So, you have to read the subtitles. BUT almost every horror movie that has come out in the past five years, has been a foreign remake.

Ju-On 1&2 = The Grudge 1&2

The Eye (Pang Brothers) = The Eye (American Style)

Shutter (China) (2004) = Shutter (America) (2008)

Ringu = The Ring

A Tale Of Two Sisters = The Uninvited

And there are a lot more. We don't have original ideas anymore. We just take what we see and make it into a movie, enough said.

BUT FOR ME:

The Saw movies. They were stupid, didn't gross me out, and a waste of my time. I hate them. They suck, they got even more dumb the further they went. Their ideas lacked originality, and they kept repeating themselves. It was honestly a pathetic attempt for a gore fest movie. And I thought they should have ended it at the 3rd one. Tie it up in a Trilogy, and leave it alone. Stupid freaking series

[crocobaura]

Bridesmaids. I was expecting it to be a comedy, but it was full of cliches so overused they just weren't funny anymore.

[KKiryu007Joker]

2012 was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[vhanster]

2012 was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I agree. Not only is it bad, it's waaay overrated. First time it was released, there was an Uber long line, waiting just to watch this epic fail movie

[frankokomando]

Steve Niles Remains isn't that good.

[btuck]

Steve Niles Remains isn't that good.

Yeah, it wasn't that great.
Another Earth is pretty bad too, I don't understand why it has 7 stars on IMDb...

[PhenethyaSim]

The Attic Expeditions
Single worst movie I've ever seen even the fact that Seth Green was in it did not help.

[Lawli-Lawli]

Jennifer's Body, Dahmer, Barber Shop(that was a hard one to sit through), 13 Ghost(1960)...just to name a few off the top.

[minpinz]

anything made by Rob Zombie......ugh

[minpinz]

The "movie" based on Jeffrey Dahmer....craptastic.

And all live action anime movies.

there are actually two based on him one from the early 90s called the secret life of jeffrey dahmer and then the one released in 2002 I think with Jeremy Renner?

secret life was worse in my opinion but the actor is kinda hot

[Lawli-Lawli]

there are actually two based on him one from the early 90s called the secret life of jeffrey dahmer and then the one released in 2002 I think with Jeremy Renner?

secret life was worse in my opinion but the actor is kinda hot

Right.
I'm talking about the 2002 one.
Craptastic.

[minpinz]

heres a list of terrible movies I've seen

1. Troll 2 - hilariously bad
2. Any sequel to JAWS - didn't need them
3. Alien Resurrection - What a lazy excuse to bring Ripley back
4. AVP - Both sucked and ruined a good franchise
5. Ghoulies - I don't know how I sat through that crap as a kid
6. Avatar - nice effects but so damn boring
7. Anything by M night Shamma llama Ding Dong, sans the 6th sense
8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Next Generation - What is this crap anyway?
9. Jennifer's Body - my god why did I watch that?
10. Any scifi original movie

Movies that scarred me for life

The human centipede
Teeth
Hostel
The Hills have eyes parts 1 & 2
Wrong Turn series

[MDniteStryKR]

Hmm I liked Hostel. But then again I am into gory hack & slash stuff.

You Do Not Mess With the Zohan left me traumatized. Period.
Funny People was horrible, I can't remember anything about it except that it was boring.
The Zookeeper was poorly written, superficial and filled with lame jokes . My aunt and cousin who watched with me liked it though.

[Saturnfly]

The Hangover..... I just don't understand HOW it got that IMDb rating and how anyone thought it was even mildly amusing. Such recycled humour, unlike-able characters who are all complete twats. I could go on for a while as to why that movie has put me off mainstream American comedy. Jeezus.

[vhanster]

The Devil Inside. I totally HATE the documentary format- especially since the quality of the 'camera' used is terrible (it's blurry and keeps on cracking), the angles of the footage shot are very unprofessional, and so are the shifting of the scenes.

I've watched plenty of terrible movies, but this curb-stomps them all. I should've read the critical reception before watching the movie, but now that I've seen both, I think that those negative responses I read from wikipedia were too damn LENIENT. And 7% approval rating in Rotten Tomatoes??? This movie don't even deserve a 5%. A big, fat zero is good enough for a movie of this low quality.

[sandymdh]

Every now and then my other half brings home a DVD under the guise of 'a cult classic'. I've already mentioned the serial killer tyre. Recently he topped it with 'Star Wreck'. Even the English subtitles were bad. Needless to say, I had an early night. Oh and I also want to add that Cowboys and Aliens was pretty dire.

[minimogut]

Balls of Fury and Spaceballs

[TrillianRikku]

Masters of the universe (I can't belived I watch this as a kid)
Breaking Dawn (what a waste of 8 bucks)
Big trouble in Little China ( I put this one here becuse it's one of those movies that is so lame that it's good)