View Full Version : The Confessions of an Average Sim
26th Feb 2012, 2:00 AM
It could be any Sim in your neighborhood. What would your Sim be thinking? What would they be doing or trying to do? Make a confession that follows your Sim's storyline/life, or, you can just make up heir background!
If I were in my Sim's--Ricky's--shoes, I'd hate me (as the creator, not the Sim).
"The creator had made me cheat on my first true (and faithful) lover to get married to a "manizer" who was cheating on me and sleeping around in the first place. She'd done that when we were teens without my knowing, and after we'd gotten married, too! She was the one who then later slept with the newest neighbor in town (so much for my part in the welcome wagon) and then woohoo'd him right in front of me! Okay, okay, so I've cheated on Brenda first, but that was a mistake! I was young and stupid and full of lust! But...it was only thanks to that that I have my newborn daughter here, Xena. Man is she beautiful, I always want to cradle her in my arms...but every time I see her face, I'm reminded that she's my cheating lover's child--the cheater who moved out as soon as she'd had the baby and moved in with the neighbor without any explanation while we were married. I'm glad she lives with them, now--I'd already invited her over and divorced her. Now, I think I have some making up to do with Brenda--If I'm going to win her back and marry her, I'll never leave her side! So long as I'm a Family Sim."
26th Feb 2012, 2:31 AM
I can just picture it when I play Armand DeBateau in Belladonna Cove:
"Wow, I just got fixed up with a nice Sim. And she's a Family Sim to boot! Now that I think of it, Tara does need a mother. If I'd known that this Sim would have been coming along, I wouldn't have wasted my time with that fortune-seeking tramp Jessica!" (Of course hindsight is 20/20.)
26th Feb 2012, 4:03 AM
From Olive Specter's autobiography "I was a mass murderer (and got away with it!)" [published posthumously] :
"It seems so strange that nobody in this benighted town ever suspected me. Nobody ever said a word, the authorities were never contacted. I mean, I had 10 graves in my yard, and nobody cared enough to investigate?
That brat, Ophelia was the only one who ever complained, and it was only about those pesky ghosts. I told her to pipe down or else she'd be next. You bet she shut up fast after that!"
26th Feb 2012, 5:31 AM
Actually, poor Jim Spitzig was thinking along those lines just this afternoon.
"Let's see, it's three in the morning and I'm in somebody else's house, potty-training somebody else's kid. If I just hadn't lost that job...Maybe I need to stop holding out for a law career; maybe I should just take what I can get. Then I could get my own place and marry Bev. Oh, Bev...Tosha said I could move her in here, since the twins won't be using the upstairs rooms for awhile, but, seriously, the woman's whacked if she really wants Bev and Estebanico in the same house, after what they got up to right before the wedding...'Course, if they did it again, it'd be the perfect excuse to jump Tosha's bones...yeah, right, get your head out of the gutter, Jim, she's your best friend's wife...If Bev moved in here, she'd be Estebanico's best friend's wife and I don't think that'd slow 'em down...If I just had my own place and were married to Bev right now, I'd be - dang, I'd still be potty-training somebody else's kid. I wonder if I'd feel better if I knew whose kid it was? Probably not. The math doesn't work for it to be mine, anyway. I bet I could talk Bev into leaving him with her sister...worth a try...But first I have to get that job. I hope I get a shot at something better than that ventriloquist gig I was offered, at least something in an office...Maybe Estebanico's mom'll leave her curtains open again tonight. Estebanico's mom is hot...Man, if he and his dad ever find out about that, nobody'll ever find my body. I wonder if anybody'd look? You know, looked at objectively, my life really blows chunks..."
26th Feb 2012, 2:48 PM
I know what my shy Sims must be thinking lots of times. "You mean I gotta make out with my wife...in PUBLIC?"
And I'm thinking, "Don't blame me, fella, YOU rolled the want!"
26th Feb 2012, 3:32 PM
Ha - invited her over so I could get divorced.
My sims at the moment, all of them: 'damn, why does nothing ever happen in this town?'
Answer: because your god is playing the Mass Effect demo multiplayer obsessively at the moment. The game's due out in 8 days. This is possibly my last post for a while. I'll be back just not soon.
26th Feb 2012, 7:14 PM
From the diary of Lilith Pleasant
Everyone around this house is walking around with blinders. That woman who we'll call Mom is so obsessed with her career that she's pushed daddy into the open arms of our maid, probably because he thinks she looks like Cassandra 's mom did before she disappeared. Oh and both my parents are so wrapped around my sister's little finger that they let her get away with everything. She got that cool Dustin kid in trouble the other night and when the cop's brought her home, she didn't even get in trouble. I wish I could get away with the things Angie gets away with, but everything I do just ticks off mom because she thinks I should be more like Angie the suck up.
Maybe I'll take up that sparkly lady I met last night at the Crypt o night Club's offer and start practicing Wicca. It'd probably make mom's head explode, but I think it'd be a hoot. Anyway I got a date with Dirk so I gotta get gussied up. He's so cute, trying to talk me out of running away but if things don't get much better around here I might just move to Veronaville, yeah mom and daddy would never expect me to go to Veronaville so they'd probably go looking for me in Strangetown. Anyway I gotta go, so I'll write more latrz.
Angie if you read this you are soooo dead.
26th Feb 2012, 7:26 PM
Herb Oldie: Aw man, why do I have to clean up that puddle?
Hey, you were the one who made a mess cleaning the fish tank.
Herb: Ugh, fine. But I wanna woohoo someone new. Two someones!
Hahaha! Ha ha! No! You can go on a date with your wife, but that's it.
Herb: To Twikki Island?
Sure, why not.
Coral Oldie: I want that mugger DEAD.
Yeah, she's still furious over being pickpocketed.
26th Feb 2012, 7:29 PM
From the diary of little old Social Worker woman sitting in a tree outside somebody else's house.
"Auntie got married." Ophelia said to Nervous after her aunt Olive died from bladder malfunction due to being spooked by ghosts. "Oh that's funny; my dad got married too." He replied.
"I'm a grown man, I ain't needin to be hit by no ma," Al test 1 belched to Crumplebottom, "No doan't you dare do's that again!"
"I've done it, with women. I've done it with men. I've done it with children, popes, bishops, presidents, emperors, janitresses, roosters, crackers, and socks, but oh sweet old Crumplebottom, I've never done it with you." The Unsavory Charlatan said while he was laying in his underwear in his dear ol' Uncle's house.
26th Feb 2012, 7:54 PM
This is weird... just five minutes ago I was madly in love with Josh Ruben, but now we're just friends.... Why is there a potted plant right here all of a sudden? And where'd that cute guy come from? It's almost like he was... teleported in....
(in case it's not clear- the plant is the Sim Blender, which I used to get rid of her hearts with Joshua)
26th Feb 2012, 7:56 PM
How come all these jokey things have disagrees on them anyway? :heyhey: Give a dame a dime, native!? The main title just made me think of a church.... damn I wish they had Jehovahs in the sims.. not that Jehovahs have churches exactly.
26th Feb 2012, 8:00 PM
Derek Viyajakar: Yesterday i had no family and no home, today i ended up with both , a mom and a dad and a new house. Now thats creepy! (Insim and Simblender)
Ofcourse, this is just one sim of the many who were also connected to others by those tow mods.
26th Feb 2012, 8:30 PM
How come all these jokey things have disagrees on them anyway?
It's the phantom disagreer - but no-one really cares.
26th Feb 2012, 8:43 PM
My sister moved out to live with Malcolm. I used to fancy him a bit, but he took a shine to Dina. Anyway, I got a job.. Yeah.. Teacher's aid. Who knew?
Anyway, I stuck my head into an orb that was in my bedroom earlier today, and now all I can think about is earning money. I don't even really feel like rolling around with the tan guy next door..
Also, met a cute guy today. He wears a tracksuit, smells like dog and lives in the bad part of Pleasantview, but all I can think of is what's under that tracksuit..
Oh! My carpool(!) is here!
XoXo Nina C.
26th Feb 2012, 8:58 PM
Last time i saw Grandpa, he was making out with nanny to "say goodbye". YUK! So i passed out.
27th Feb 2012, 6:34 AM
I didn't know this forum had a ghost. Hmm.
Nery Gieke: But I don't WANT to adopt a baby with Chester! Why can't we get Lilly or Kaylynn to do it? I mean, they're constantly in here making out and according to ACR I'm straight EVEN THOUGH I'm madly in love with Chester so let's get jiggy! Four-way!
27th Feb 2012, 7:23 AM
Note from Amira Washington from my 50s Hood -
I don't ever want to get pregnant again! That was the worst experience. I was always tired, always hungry, and I threw up more times than my friend Samantha! Why do I have to have it so much harder? Allen and Kesha weren't nearly as bad! 3 Is my limit...
27th Feb 2012, 3:40 PM
My FAT STUPID Grandma threw away the B'Day cake right after I grew up (transitioned from tot to child). I hope she dies. MUWAHAHAHA! (Just joking, I think, :S)
27th Feb 2012, 7:41 PM
So my dad got remarried. Not to Vivian Cho, but to Darci Gray. I now have a little half-sister named Jamie, after our paternal grandfather Seamus.
Vivian is not happy. I really wish she'd stop coming around, stealing our papers, and picking fights with my father and stepmother! I heard my stepmom got a restraining order....
Armand DeBateau complaining about ex-wife Jessica Peterson:
That Jessica is just nothing but trouble. Tara and I went to Red's Famous 50s Diner for some father-daughter time, and my fiancee's friend Amy was there on a date with Gabriel Green. So what does Jessica do? Flirt with him just because she wants to. I don't blame Amy for being furious; fortunately for Gabriel she's a nice, forgiving woman. I gave Jessica what-for. "Jessica," I said, "it's bad enough that you made MY life miserable...why can't you leave them alone?"
I just wonder what's going to happen when she realizes that Chastity Gere and Samantha Cordial have a crush on him.... *facepalm* :rofl:
28th Feb 2012, 3:19 AM
"How has my family not figured out I'm cheating with Allyn Lillard yet? She comes over every night after work, stays until 3am, and every time my teen kids see her, she's straightening her clothes out right in front of the closet. I wonder how long I can keep this up."
(3 days later)
"Allyn just told me today that she had twins and one of them turned out black! Somehow, I think Brandon Lillard will know that they aren't his kids... I guess the jig is up."
28th Feb 2012, 4:03 AM
I am some sim who lives in the desert, in a neighbourhood called Morbiton Valley. I am in the army. I do not like it but it pays my bills, and I make more money than a dishwasher. However I recently lost all my money on a cha.. I mean my boss punished me and I lost a weeks pay, because I made some mistake, at work. consequently, could not pay the maid, who then took my shower.
In other news, had been hoping to see a ghost for some time, finally I did! So happy, however, my hygienic standard was not so good after seeing the ghost, and no shower.
Was planning to buy a new shower the next day, but realised must order groceries. Sponge bath.
28th Feb 2012, 5:21 AM
This one isn't funny like the others, but...
Genesis Lam's confession:
"I thought I knew where my life was going: I had just had Freya, I was engaged to her dad, and we were waiting 'til he finished college before we got married. I was going to work in an office and he was going to paint, and we were going to live in a nice house together with our daughter. Then bam or whoosh or whatever you want to call it: I died. It was a fire; I was tired and I guess I forgot I left the burner on and I just closed my eyes for a second, I swear. I'm glad that Freya was over at her grandparents' house that day. And yeah, that's pretty final and sure, I'm glad that Joshua moved on. It's healthy. He got married to someone else and our daughter grew and I guess no one really realized I would be back someday. I know I didn't... I mean, I was dead. But I just...came back one day. I guess the Grim Reaper snapped his fingers and there I was -- the same age and everything -- and Freya was suddenly almost a teenager and I just couldn't believe that was my baby standing there staring at me. I had to get to know her all over again. I'm so proud of her and I wouldn't trade this time for nothing and I love her so much...but it's still so weird being back even though I should be used to it now. And I guess I've never really gotten over her dad, and living here with him and his wife in what should have been our house doesn't help. He still calls me 'Gen' and we still have all the same jokes, and we can still talk for hours. But Joshua loves Beth and even if he still loves me, he's too good of man to do anything about it. And our daughter is going away to college soon. Everyone's moving forward, you know? So here I am, trying to figure out where to go from here and too chicken to let go of what I had."
Genesis is one of those sims that I feel bad for. I took her out of her day-to-day as an NPC and turned her into a playable, then everything went upside-down for her fast.
28th Feb 2012, 7:20 AM
Annabelle Laney (slightly longer ago)
FIRED!?! How could that even happen? I was so hungry, and it's impossible to work on an empty stomach! Well, of course, the resident is an idiot, so I probably shouldn't have passed the surgery onto him... Anyways, I called the hospital and pleaded my boss, and I still didn't get my job back!
Luckily, I'm starting a new job as a fashion designer. It really contrasts my analytical mind, but hopefully I can balance out my left and right brain. It's a wonder what a degree can take you!
28th Feb 2012, 4:19 PM
Ezekial Gavigan reflects:
I know everybody says Pigeon was just the same way and it turned out all right, but it really did worry me that it took Dove so long to crawl. She's getting around all right now, though, so I figure she was just being stubborn, and good for her. She shouldn't ever let anybody pressure her into anything - not even me. She's going to be queen of the school one day, you watch - better'n pretty, just like her mama. Those are some freaky eyes she's got, all Gavigan blue and pig-drowning big; and then that little Gavigan nose underneath, so the family's got my stamp on it, whether anybody wants me around or not. Pigeon wants me and that's good enough for them. I don't think Kitty hates me really, anyhow. She just doesn't like relinquishing control and she'd rather take it out on me than her precious Baby Girl. Heck, I'd rather she did, too. And I don't think we'll have Goz much longer - that's going to hit her hard, and if she has to pick on me to get through it, I can deal. Now I've started my residency they might start taking medical advice, but I'm not going to hold my breath about it and anyway it's a bit late now. Can't overstrain a system for so long and expect it to keep working. Good thing woohoo is such good heart exercise, or he'd be dead by now. Note to self, keep up the yoga.
I'm glad Sadie and Clovis stopped by. It's good to see somebody Kitty likes less than me. And Harris - I had no idea Harris knew how to dislike anybody, but he really can't stand Clovis! It's his own fault, of course. If he'd admit his unworthiness and make a joke of it, he'd have them eating out of his hand. After all, he's the one settled Sadie down. And everybody always forgives you if you can make them laugh. So you eat a little pride - it doesn't taste that bad, and Sadie'd make it worth his while. But hey, if he's comfortable down there below me on the in-law totem pole, that's fine by me. He says he doesn't understand how I can stand to be an OB-GYN, see all those women all day and never touch anyone but my wife. My wife's Pigeon freakin' Hawkins! Who could handle more than that?!
28th Feb 2012, 4:29 PM
Today I made it - Head of the SCIA. I worked so hard for this. Studying and working hard in private school, 4 years of the deans list in Sim State, now this! My this is strange, my aspiration is now forever set at Platinum! Getting here was tough, the hard work, the determination, the friends in right places, joining the right Greek House, but now I'm on top. My next step now is making the next "right" decision. Do I get married and have kids? Another career? Early Retirement? Marriage is scary because although I've made many friends, not to many romantic connections. Another Career? Maybe - but that's even more work, more time, more everything. Early retirement? hmmm, it would give me more time to study nature and max out my movies and literature appreciation and who knows I might meet someone. Or maybe, I can use my position to "see" who'd be the right match for me long term slightly abusing my power. People can slightly abuse power and still remain decent right?
More questions than answers even after coming this far.
28th Feb 2012, 4:57 PM
from the Diary of Angela Pleasant
I look at the other kids my age and I know they all wish they could be me, specially my sister Lilith. Mommy and Daddy let me get away with anything. Mommy does it because I was born seconds before my sister, and Daddy does it because I saw him kissing the maid, and he knows it. Last night I stole this really awesome yellow car and picked up my boyfriend and we were going over to Blue Water village to you know, make out at the point, when the cops showed up. Anyway I got home and Daddy gave me the "I'm so disappointed in you" speech, but my patented pout was enough to get me out of trouble. I could see Lilith glaring at me from the stairs, she so wishes she was me, it's pathetic really, girl needs to get a life. Mom said not to worry, that she knows some cops, and she doesn't think that my arrest will affect her plans to send me to Sim State University in the fall.
I think I'm going to break up with Dusty before I go to uni, because I saw that Ashley dude at the mall the other day, and he is hot. I think when I get to Uni I'm going to try to hook up with him, Anyway I hear my sister in the hall, probably moping around like it's the end of the world or something, so I gotta go remind her who's boss around here.
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