The Sims 2 - Random Picture Thread (V12)

[linuslover30]

Got some really random S2 imagery to show us?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/keely30/MTS/Sims2ep9-2012-06-08-20-43-41-81.jpg

We would love to see it here.

[AlexandraSpears]

Interesting things going on in my custom college with my custom-made dorm.

I don't think these two like each other much:

http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af292/alexandrasims2/Snapshot-1.jpg

But they managed to break it up long enough to yell at the coach, who was trying to swipe the dorm's gnome. Oh, and BTW, it's an electrified one I downloaded from MTS:

http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af292/alexandrasims2/snapshot_fd1ddf6b_1d1de827.jpg

Then this particular dormie loves going around in her robe and slippers:

http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af292/alexandrasims2/snapshot_fd1ddf6b_dd1f1da3.jpg

[Fivey]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1311805-snapshot_fd189f11_9d1c9776.jpg

"Oh god, who bought the pastel rainbow car? How am I supposed to be seen in this?"
"I bet it was Pan."
"I'm just the driver, I had nothing to do with the car. Shut up and get in."
"Max, I got the car."
"Why the heck would you buy something like this?"
"It's ironic."
"How is it ironic? Do you even know what that word means?"
"Uh..."
"Laughter laughter, Mitch is a stupid hipster. Now, everyone get in the damn car before I drive into a wall."

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1311806-snapshot_fd189f11_bd1ca26b.jpg

The most awesome Gym Teacher at ALT, Blake Dynamite.
"DO YO SEVEN HUNDRED PUSH UPS BEFORE BLAKE WHUPS YOUR WEAK WHITE ASS."

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1311808-snapshot_fd189f11_bd1c9b7f.jpg

A strange brunet fellow pulls aside the redheaded dormie that Max was having a conversation with to tell her something.

"Hey, I'm gonna have a party at this old, abandoned house I found. Bring your own Bubble. It'll be much more fun than talking to this loser and his fagmobile. You in? Follow me."

Max is not impressed.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1311809-snapshot_fd189f11_1d1c9bbd.jpg

She seems to be, though.

[AlexandraSpears]

Nice car, Fivey. Reminds me of a set of twin girls I knew in high school (I graduated in 1991). They'd painted their car psychedelic colors and referred to it as the Psychedelic Chariot. Back in 1989 the 60s came back in popularity, for a short time....

[Sparrow]

http://i.imgur.com/VVsf5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dEdJ6.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cb5a477_fd1961fe.jpg

Franz Strudel is the biggest jerk ever.

Phillipa was at the town park one day, when Franz was on the lot constantly annoying and poking people. His favorite target seemed to be Jimmy Pheonix.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cb5a477_bd1962fe.jpg

"Ow, that hurt!"
"Yeah, and you deserved it, you -large number of insults and slurs pertaining to race, sexual orientation, and generally mean things-"

He continued to poke and tease him several times, until Phillipa intervened.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cb5a477_5d196439.jpg

"I don't get it. Why don't you just kick him in the nads or something?"
"I'm not sure if that's a good idea. What if he tries to hurt me again?"
"The idea is that he won't be able to, because he'll be on the ground crying."
"I think I'll pass."

So, Phillipa took her own stand.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cb5a477_dd196473.jpg

"You're a bully! You're no better than anyone else! Who made you best in class at the dog show?"
"At least I am best in class. You're the rat terrier who wasn't even able to enter for being so dirty!"
"Get out! Stop bugging people! Leave us alone!"

Franz proceeded to leave, and with Phillipa able to breathe again, she made hot dogs for everyone.

[Aegagropilon]

Matthew Hart proceeds to ruin longterm fratboy Mickey Dosser's date. "Hi, Amy!"
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/MatthewHartSaysHIAMY.jpg



Vidcund Curious finally realizes that Circe Beaker is creepy.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/VidcundsLostThatLovinFeeling.jpg



Nervous Subject and his sorta-daughter-in-law Genesis Lam contemplate the soda machine. It looks like they swapped out the local soda brand (Area Fifty-Onederful) for something national. Simountain Dew? It'll never catch on.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/NervousGenesisAndCaffiene.jpg



Difficult Subject is a strong woman.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/DifficultIsAStrongWoman.jpg

[Fivey]

How did Michael Hart die? :lol:

Anyway, I created and implemented my own Multi-PT set, so I tested them out on Gilbert Jacquet. I typically see him as a cradle-robbing creep who hires the youngest employees he can find to hit on, but I am trying out the guy in a new perspective:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_9d234b2a.jpg

A smooth-words, charismatic French Man with a honey gold voice. However he can't help but ruin his voice with a pack a day, because his mama won't stop harassing him about grandchildren! Ah, such a headache!

It doesn't help that she speaks the bare minimum of the dialect of Simlish that most use around here. Nobody can understand her!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_bd22d0b8.jpg

"Gilbert, arrêter de laisser votre sperme mourir! Je veux petits-enfants! Maintenant!"
"Soyez tranquille, ma mère! Personne ne veut entendre vous plaindre! Laissez-moi tranquille!"
"Tu es tellement paresseux, Gilbert! Observation des étoiles ne me donnera pas leurs petits-enfants! Vous avez besoin de trouver une femme! Avoir beaucoup d'enfants! Cul sans valeur..."
"Ugh...Tais-toi!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_9d22d31c.jpg

She stopped complaining when Gilbert was abducted.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_dd22d314.jpg

Well, at least mère can stop yapping, now. Hopefully.

[Aegagropilon]

How did Michael Hart die? :lol:

Anyway, I created and implemented my own Multi-PT set, so I tested them out on Gilbert Jacquet.


Matthew's death was an awesome coincidence (http://modthesims.info/m/showthread.php?p=3708276#post3708276) :lol:

Gilbert got abducted in my game, too :D Since he and his girlfriend Breanna were both sprayed by a skunk right before and during his daughter's birth, I just had to name her "Flower."



Sarah Love is still sporting the Miss Havisham look:
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/SarahIsCRAZY.jpg

[Fivey]

Technically, Gilbert's abduction was forced, since I was testing out my Multi-PT hack (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/Errybodynow.png). I basically used cheats to force the abduction to have a story outlined, then used the Tombstone of Life and Death to get the babies to toddlers quickly, impregnate Gilbert with more alien babies, and so on and so forth.

Since nobody is posting in Babies and Toddlers, I may as well post the little guys up here.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_dd22dd05.jpg

Grape Jacquet, the son of the purple PT up there, PT Columbia. Yes, the baby is smustling.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_5d22da42.jpg

Verde and Meadow Jacquet, son and daughter of PT Earhart. They use the default alien skin and eyes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_9d22dbdd.jpg

Tangerine Jacquet, son of PT Carrot. Carrot has red hair, and it didn't pop up on Tanny, so that was a bit annoying.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_9d22df9d.jpg

Eva and Braun Jacquet, daughters of PT Falcorth.

"Look what I did, sis!"
"PLEASE KILL ME."


Since I was testing the hack out, I never saved, so none of these toddlers exist. However, I saved after the abduction, so Gilbert is still pregnant. He just doesn't have any kids. Yet.

[Peni Griffin]

I didn't know toddlers could smustle!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7b18b8ea_1d23305a.jpg
I'm not sure what cow mascot Katelyn Bui has against Daisy, but she barged in to do this on Tom's last day on campus, interrupting their tender lingering good-byes. "Get out, you! I didn't cut class to be harassed!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a39d2e4_1d244e82.jpg
Miguelito Casa, still in his suit after his brother's wedding, learns the ropes at Papi's store. He'd rather be on the sales floor.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9c906aac_bd25bb1d.jpg
Beverly, freed of her excess pounds, decides to check out the new beauty store. Lily is just graduated from Sim State. "Oh, my, yes, they remember you at Tri-Var! Why, your time as senior girl is legendary." How the girls had to sell date rewards to pay bills after she went clothes shopping, how she dated everyone at the frat she wasn't related to, how she boinked the art teacher for a grade and only got C+...
It makes her feel good to know people are still talking about her. "Can you do something about this hair? I've had it the same way forever, and I'm sick of it; but I can't do much interesting with it, or Dirk will chew it, or it'll be all down in my eyes, or I won't have time to take care of it."
"You need to look like Dirk's mom, without looking like a mom, right?"
"That's it exactly!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fa608574_fd2710d0.jpg
When Bev's half-sister Lora goes into labor at breakfast, Rock Goddess Mary Munny happened to be smustling in the front yard. No one knows why. She came in when she heard the screams and stayed all day. I guess she heard that it's always open house at the House of Fallen Trees.

[Aegagropilon]

Beverly sounds like quite a character, whose legend will only grow in the telling by succeeding generations of college kids :lol:



Jerry Okuma thinks that Gozer Subject looks like trouble.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/JerryThinksThatGozerLooksLikeTrouble.jpg



He's trouble, all right. Nibiru Drone was all set to stay awake through naptime, but her uncle Gozer messed that up by tiring her out playing with her and making her giggle.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/GozerLovesBabies.jpg



Siggeir Beaker attempts -- and fails -- to impress Guinea Pig with his dance moves.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/SiggeirDoesAMerryJig.jpg



Scooter Howell is so engrossed by SSX3 that he fails to notice that Misfit has just, er... "engrossed" his sneakers.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/ScooterAndMisfit.jpg

[Fivey]

Well, technically only the Toddler New Year can smustle, but with Squinge's Toddler Poses hack, anything is possible!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_bd27c67e.jpg

"JOHNNY! Guess what?"
"What, Max?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_dd27c685.jpg

"I finally scored with a woman!"
"I thought you said you were already active in that category."
"Well, uh, I was exaggerating. You know how it is."
"Whatever. With who? Anyone I know?"
"I don't know if you know her or not."
"I'll tell you if I do, if you tell me who it is."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_5d27c68e.jpg

"Oh, okay. Her name's Jill. She's beautiful, man."
"Jill...Smith?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"That's my little sister."
"Oh...uh...er..."
"You're telling me that you slept with my little sister?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_7d27c6ef.jpg

"Well, I didn't know! She didn't talk about you!"
"She's fourteen."
"She told me she was older then that!"
"I'm not surprised she did, honestly."

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_dd26de26.jpg
Clovis Point and his brother-in-law Harris Hawkins try yet again to get along. Madeleine Estic-Moiselle there looks like she's referreeing, but in fact she's thinking about the birthday cake that just got cut.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_1d26decd.jpg
And yet again, their efforts fail. Birthday boy Lance is mortified! "Dad! Uncle Harris! For pity's sake! It's my birthday party! It's supposed to be all about me!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_5d26e05d.jpg
Lance and his cousin Harlan bond over their mutual embarrassment. "Parents! What're you gonna do?"
"I know, right? Can't live with 'em, can't get emancipated minor status."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_7d26df4a.jpg
"Okay, that's it! We're getting in the hot tub and we're having a conversation in which nobody pokes anybody! Kitty, help us out here. And we need a referee."
"Okay, I can do that," Greg Aerius volunteers.
"Ack! Don't you own a swimsuit?"
"Yeah. But we're not swimming."
"Let the young man be," says Kitty. "He doesn't have anything all of us haven't seen before."

[ella_in_wonderland]

Spring time in Tailor Bay:
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_3c0a01a3_dc0bacab.jpg
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_00000002_7c9b386a-1.jpg
The newborn ward in the City hospital:
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_0000000d_3d1eeea9.jpg
Yuckness:
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_0000000d_3d203454.jpg

[Willow's Tara]

An Alien Sim stargazing, looking for her own planet. The ocean is in front of her too.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9569/stargazingfardistance.jpg

Same Alien babe visiting another Sim's lot, (The owner is behind her, you can see the other green alien). I just wanted to take the picture because even with the big eyes (And Elf ears) she looks so pretty). Wait you can't see the owner but she's behind her.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5926/prettyalien.jpg

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2573/hollyf.jpg

A sim I made when she was a teenager, made her face a little more unique then most of the sims who have template one face. She turned out cute even thought I am not always good with it.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bcfdd291_dd2c5ccf.jpg

Mackenzie Phoenix rolled Grilled Cheese for her aspiration, something I gladly obliged. So, she got to meet Mr. Ren-yu, and the transformation began. Grandpa Rudy is immensely confused, while her dads are too busy making out to care.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bcfdd291_3d2c6299.jpg

Luckily, daddy is a good sport about the whole obsession thing, and she is able to have a nice conversation about the difference it makes to use real Cheddar cheese rather than greasy American cheese.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bcfdd291_bd2c53e3.jpg

Also, local jerkass Franz Strudel gets quite a shock.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bcfdd291_3d2c5404.jpg

"Vat just happened?"

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_da1520a9_9d29b676.jpg
"Mrs. Beare, can I just say, how hard it is to believe you keep doing this when birth control is so cheap and readily available?"
"No, you can't. Go clean something."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_79f4475a_bd2c1276.jpg
The homophobes call it "recruiting." Leslie Gay calls it "outreach and education."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39fee9d4_fd2c4219.jpg
What do you do when, having dropped by one of your boyfriends' houses for a quick make-out, his wife comes out and starts yelling and beating on him? And then his daughter, only a few years younger than you, comes up the stairs?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39fee9d4_dd2c4242.jpg
Game break! It's much better to stay out of family drama.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_dd2c9637.jpg

Damn, Ponsy, you fucked up big time, didn't you? Oh, yes I did. Wife kicked me out because I'm a bastard. Kids hate me because I'm a bastard. It seems funny, because I am literally a bastard, but it really isn't.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_3d2c9743.jpg

I've shouldn't have thought so much about myself. I've hurt so many people, like that. Why do I keep doing it then? People have made sacrifices for me, and the only thing I have ever done is spit on their feet. How did I get to be this way?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_dd2c974c.jpg

My kids look at me with the dirtiest scowls, and I don't blame them. They hate me.

I can't change the world, but I can change myself. I need to end it. With all of them. It'll break their hearts, but nobody is going to win this battle unscathed. Someone is always going to get hurt. I shouldn't have gotten so carried away. I think I can get things back to normal.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_1d2c96c8.jpg

After all, I think she wants me back. That sounds egotistic, considering how badly I hurt her...but I managed to convince her to come over, so that must mean something. Right? I can do this. Yeah.

From what I remember from High School, hope was the last thing released by Pandora when she opened that box of evils. It was the only good thing, but it was also the worst thing. Hope forces a man to keep going when it is wiser to fall back and give up. One can possibly argue, in a somewhat insulting manner, that hope is for idiots...

...however, I am an idiot.

[Peni Griffin]

Nothing feels as good as a redemptive character arc, Fivey. I'm pulling for him.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_5d26ddfc.jpg
I think the Points need a bigger living room. There's barely room to hula and talk about ladybugs when they have a family party. That's Gabriella Hawkins in the middle, with her big brother Gavin Newson in the tank top and her niece Alma talking about ladybugs. And on the far right, Clovis is apologizing to Gabriella's husband Harris, but things go sour again between them immediately.
A good time was had by all.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9a12cc88_1d2d7db0.jpg
Allegra Gorey decides to train her cat Gothpuss in performance art.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9a12cc88_7d2d7dca.jpg
Gothpuss is skeptical of the whole procedure.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9a12cc88_5d2d813c.jpg
Allegra's daughter Ruby invited her boyfriend, Miguelito Casa, and his family over for dinner. His big brother Emilio just got married to a woman named Lily, of whom he seems very fond. Miguelito is mortified. "Y'all! Can it! You can't make out in my girlfriend's bedroom!"
"Sure we can! Watch us!"
"It's all right, Miguelito," Ruby giggles. "It'll convince Mom and Dad your whole family isn't square."

[Fivey]

I think I shall pursue a simple plan: make all my lovers hate me. It couldn't be that hard. If my exes are right about my jerkish, selfish ways, then this should be a walk in the park.

I started with Beverly. Since she was a Romance sim, it would be ideally harder to accomplish. However, it was quite easy. Easier than her. Heh.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_dd2c982a.jpg

Our relationship was already faltering, as I have not made love to her for a while. It was great sex, but it was not worth what I lost, in retrospect. I quickly ordered a device called a SimVac from a magazine, and used it on Bev the moment I got it. I felt much better after I used it, though she lost trust in me completely. Which, honestly, made me feel even better.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_9d2c9938.jpg

Next was Edith. I had crank called her in the middle of the night a bit back, so she was already annoyed when I got there. It bothered her more when I purposely harassed her by attempting a smooch as a greeting, rather than a hello. She firmly stated that she would 'never get near that stupid dick of yours again', or something of that sort. It was satisfying to see her storm off.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_bd2c9b48.jpg

Sharon, the delicate maid I ruptured my own life for, also had to go. She was too much of a threat. She was also a Family sim, so I did not put much effort into making her despise my guts. I invited another lover, Patricia, over to the shack I now resided in. Pattie didn't appreciate me groping her butt, and neither did Sharon. My face was starting to ache from the beatings it got, but it had to be done.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d2c92be_7d2c9a22.jpg

Patricia was the hardest to pull off, since she really did have a more developed thing for me. It was a trial, you bet. I tried using the SimVac, but despite the three aspiration failures she had, she still loved me. After some drastic measures, I finally got her to leave me alone.

This can't be good for business. Those were my best customers. Anna's more important, though. She always was.

I was so blind, to not see that before.

I really don't deserve her.

[Peni Griffin]

Leave it to you to make a redemptive character arc that involves skillvaccing innocent people!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5a647eac_dd282814.jpg
Lily Casa feels that her beauty salon provides important psychological services, like making Ty Bubbler feel good about starting to need glasses. She also convinces him that he can keep his hair short and neat for his chef job and still look good.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9c906aac_1d25b5b5.jpg
She is of course thrilled when Beverly Spitzig, the legendary Bad News Bev of Tri-Var House, walks into her House of Transformation. Bev's ability to spend money on clothes and makeup nearly bankrupted the sorority, and it just so happens she stocks clothes and makeup.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_d9958c18_fd2eedf3.jpg
Mary Munny invites her neighbors, the Curians, over in the wake of Marie's death. She's always double-bolted Pierre but never did anything about it because she's not a homewrecker and anyway he only had eyes for Marie. But now Marie's dead - well, she lost a husband herself, long ago, so she knows exactly how he feels. And nobody should mourn forever...
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_d9958c18_5d2eef5c.jpg
Not in front of the kids, though. His youngest, Marius, is a lovely boy. Too bad she probably won't be around when he grows up...(You can see the Curians' house in the background. Don't think harshly of Mary. Marie was her good friend; but she has an ardent temperament. And marriage is for life, but Marie's dead.)

[Fivey]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315545-snapshot_7cff9f3c_dd3089d8.jpg

Well, my life's finally back to normal. I succeeded in getting the love of my life back, and my dear family and house. I can breathe again. Do I deserve it? Probably not. I'm thankful that I have it though.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315544-snapshot_7cff9f3c_9d308b12.jpg

I've always taken for granted the conversations we had at the table, and the warmth it provides. My children don't look up to me the same as they did before, but they accept me as their father again. It will be hard to gain back their trust, but I'm willing to work for that.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315543-snapshot_7cff9f3c_7d309544.jpg

I hurt this woman so badly, yet she is willing to forgive me. I mean, she's still angry. Why wouldn't she be? I believe of all things I am proud of having, it's her by my side. I almost lost that. I was so stupid. Her body provided a comfortable welcome home for me, which I spent every second indulging graciously in.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315542-snapshot_7cff9f3c_7d308e8d.jpg

My wife quit her life of crime to help me in the stores. I know she's just doing it to keep an eye on me, but I don't mind. I don't need anyone else but her.

And just in case, the pictures of my wife and I should deter off lustful customers.

I'm happy to be home.

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_d8847552_dd316d0e.jpg
Synchronised eating

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_5d2f484f.jpg
"Just pushing my niece who is about 18 years old on the swing."

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_fd32a4be.jpg
Jennifer meets a look alike at work.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_5d32a5df.jpg
Lucy with her new sister, Laura Burb

I have some nice photos of John and Lucy for next time =)

[Fivey]

Tragedy struck, as Aurora and Travis Fleurada died in a kitchen fire.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315595-snapshot_5cd97446_7d31ee57.jpg

Okay, it wasn't a kitchen fire. Levera and Rosemarie were unable to save the two parents.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315596-snapshot_5cd97446_bd31eeb3.jpg

"WHY DADDY AGGHHH."

The most affected was little Vladimir Fleurada, a toddler.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315594-snapshot_5cd97446_5d31efa7.jpg

He's now an orphan, so Levera and Rosie will raise him appropriately.

[May93]

John and Lucy time...
http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_bd32c1b1.jpg
John with his bass guitar.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_7d32a7ac.jpg
Lucy with her violin. Lucy is soon to be the first teenager to max a skill with her violin playing.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_dd329ffa.jpg
Dinner time conversation. John was the one who brought that topic up... (twice)

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dd72caf_dd32c08a.jpg
There's nothing he won't talk about with Lucy 0_0

[Fivey]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315620-snapshot_dd23232a_9d32af89.jpg

While playing the dorms, I saw this occur.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315622-snapshot_dd23232a_fd32ae10.jpg

Then this.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315621-snapshot_dd23232a_bd32ae28.jpg

"GAY! GAY! TOO GAY!"

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315619-snapshot_dd23232a_dd32afd5.jpg

He attempts to purge the slight interest he has in Rhea by sleeping with both Ellen Frost and Melody Tinker in the same day. You're never going to be a stud, Fin. Stop trying.

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_dd32dd18.jpg
Brandi got engaged today.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_9d32dd29.jpg
Then married.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_bd331665.jpg
It didn't last long because of Cow Plant.
(she had time to get pregnant again though)

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_fd32e523.jpg

Nobody likes Brandi.

[Peni Griffin]

Of course they don't. She feeds her cowplant better than she does her kids!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39fee9d4_7d2c4380.jpg
Theodora not only made out with Brittany's husband on her front porch, she barged in to use the bathroom with out so much as a by-your-leave! And even though Brittany just got promoted to SWAT team leader, Theodora successfully resists the attempt to physically throw her out!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39fee9d4_3d2c439b.jpg
But a lifetime of dedicated Queen Bee-ism did not leave Brittany Pitts-Upsnott defenseless! She should have tried the psychological approach first - it works better for her.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7a4d87ba_9d32c8a6.jpg
I'm not sure why I like taking pictures of Lily in her House of Transformation so much...
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7a4d87ba_bd32cab2.jpg
...but did you know kids can get makeovers in the stylist's chair, too? Mary Ann Hawkins's mother brought her because she was feeling left out in the fuss over the new baby, and Lily gave her such a grown-up style, she feels all big sistery and special now.
(I personally haven't seen the inside of a beauty store since, probably, 1980. I wash it, I brush it, I'm done.)

[Fivey]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315675-snapshot_bd0b5ec3_bd3314ee.jpg

Malcolm Landgraab V is swaggalicious. -gag-


http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315676-snapshot_bd248c30_5d32ff55.jpg

Jason Larson spoils his daughter immensely, and loves drowning her in attention.

"What do you want for Christmas?"
"I want a guitar, daddy!"
"If that's the case, I'm getting you TEN guitars!"
"YAAAAAY."

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315674-snapshot_1d0b5ec4_9d332587.jpg

Wanda has reached a state of zen.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1315677-snapshot_bd2478b1_fd32cc75.jpg

OH CRAP.

DRIVE BUCK.

DRIIIIIIIIVE.

[Aegagropilon]

This isn't Grimuara Subject's day with videogames. Not only did the same streaker that likes to troll Howitzer (http://modthesims.info/showthread.php?p=3863697#post3863697) block the tv...
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/UhOhYouDontBlockTheTV.jpg


...Lisa Ramirez is absolutely trouncing her at SSX3!
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/LisaIsTrouncingGrimuaraAtSSX3.jpg

[Fivey]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1316126-snapshot_dd23232a_bd35bfe5.jpg

"Wow Fin, you're still hot as ever!"
"Oh crap, it Melody. I should go or something."

Literally five seconds after he proposed to Melody Tinker, he walked over to the cafeteria and kissed Ellen Frost. :faceslap: I think Fin broke Ponsonby's record of being a cheating bastard (who right after he got married, I started playing another household, he strolled in and started making out with the teenage townie came home with Emil that day (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7ce406a3_5cffc304.jpg) ), which isn't a good thing. You don't even have an aspiration excuse, or whore parents to use as a scapegoat! You're a family sim! With the Golden Anniversary LTW! Sigh.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1316125-snapshot_dd23232a_fd35c25b.jpg

Ellen was going to slap Chaz Whippler for sleeping with Ophelia Nigmos, but she apparently decided it wasn't worth it, and left. She never really liked Grilled Cheese Sims anyway. They're too gross for her tastes.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1316128-snapshot_fd345f9f_9d345fa0.jpg

"DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS."

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1316127-snapshot_fd345f9f_5d345fba.jpg

"OH GOD NO I DON'T GOT THIS."

(Yes he does) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd345f9f_dd346077.jpg)

[Flarz]

Thomas Magnum

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/4/H/G/14HGf/012.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/15897559-original.html)
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[Flarz]

Jonathan Higgins

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[Flarz]

Rick Wright

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[Flarz]

Theodor Calvin

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/7/J/c/17Jch/001.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16618373-original.html)
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[Peni Griffin]

Anybody else on tenterhooks of suspense when you see Flarz's name in the poster column? You never know what you're going to see!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_19f2e582_dd35570d.jpg
Frank Munny bit off a little more than he could chew on the gardening front, so he's influencing fellow nature hobbyist Amanda Ruben to help him out. Nothing weird about his Ma raking leaves in her undies, there.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5995909b_dd358ff8.jpg
Yeah, kissing your girlfriend in front of your daughter might should have waited till the mourning period for your wife was over, Brady.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fad04864_1d36c1be.jpg
Merlin Hawkins collects the cold-hardy, mutant variety of hornet that infest Drama Acres. I know they're hornets because of the dramatic events of the next few minutes.

[McChoclatey]

Jules Maywell loves his daughter!

http://i48.tinypic.com/10725wn.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/5euwk2.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/23lnsbc.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/vyw9pu.jpg

Well, almost...

[Sparrow]

More recent pic of Mrs. C. Still bar hopping as usual
http://i.imgur.com/8tfxn.jpg

[Flarz]

Peni Griffin
Anybody else on tenterhooks of suspense when you see Flarz's name in the poster column? You never know what you're going to see!

Thanks rather a lot!! :D I often try to give screenshots something special. Those pics about Thomas, Higgins, Rick and Theodor were made, cause i uploaded the hole "gang" for our mamba page. The last picture with the flying chopper and the 4 guy´s was a little problem.

Sparrow

Wow your agnes looks so..."young" and fresh. Look at my granny. :lol:

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/7/U/R/17URc/snapshot_76dc99e7_5cee7d48.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16663194-original.html)

[Luvyuyu]

The sisters
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/Daisuke-Shinya/sims/snapshot_943b6dc4_94bfc299.jpg

And the lovely mother [she loves that green drink hehehe it will keep her young all of her life x3 ]
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/Daisuke-Shinya/sims/snapshot_943b6dc4_d5b20fa4-1.jpg

I like how he looks like here! first good pic of him~ [he is their neighbor]
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/Daisuke-Shinya/sims/snapshot_943b6dc4_74c77176.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_dd2d9db5.jpg

My, I didn't know that Britt's mother was a criminal! Should I report her to the police? It seems quite impolite...

...that is an inappropriate outfit. It shows too much. Too skintight. Very inappropriate. Inappropriate and indecent. Indecent and naughty. Naughty. Very naughty outfit. So very...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_3d2d9def.jpg

Wait, I can't think of that! That doesn't make me any better, if not worse of a person! I feel like a pervert! I blame Dale. It's always Dale's fault.

Oh god, is that...? In the good name!

Baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball...

[McChoclatey]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2vw729h.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/2zno1zo.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_b9955bc5_1d3a9e47.jpg
Looks like Harlan Hawkins is gaining on Frank Munny as Coolest Boy in School. On the other hand, Frank's not at this party, and we don't know who Grim'd be noticing if he were.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_59955bb7_fd3c2d20.jpg
Tommy - only Petra's supposed to call him Tom now - came over for Sunday dinner and Mom invited the neighbors, too. Too many grownups and the prissiest little kid you ever saw. Even Tom's watching the stupid basketbase game. She can tell little Dior is bored. Bored, bored, bored. She needs an excuse to haul out of here -
"Drat!" says Mom. "I don't have any tomato sauce for the meat loaf!"
Saved!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_59955bb7_dd3c2db7.jpg
"C'mon, Dior, walk me to the store! You can help me carry the basket."
"Really? I've never been to the store!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_59955bb7_dd3c2efd.jpg
"Did you really need help with the basket? It doesn't look that full."
"Then you'll have to help me fill it more. Go ahead and pick out a candy bar. My treat."
"A candy - what?"
Geez Louise! "You've never had candy?"
"Vati says I need a carefuly regulated diet. Because I'm part-alien."
"My friend Frank is part alien, and he eats gobs of candy! C'mon,I'll buy you a Triple Chocolate Caramel Nut Bar. That's his favorite."
"Won't it spoil my dinner?"
"Nothing spoils Mom's meat loaf. But you'll have to eat it here, and not mention it to Vati, okay? I can look at clothes while you're educating your taste buds."
"There are CLOTHES here?"
Petra Ottomas. Opener of new worlds.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fccfc6ab_7d3cba66.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fccfc6ab_3d3cbdd1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fccfc6ab_9d3cbf28.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fccfc6ab_3d3cc0c4.jpg

Francis J. Worthington IV is having a bad week.

[BloodyScholastic]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/5429/sims2ep8201208211752096.jpg
666

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8751/snapshotdbade48c9d3ffb7.jpg
Cute hand... with a cute little perception of national symbolism..


http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2927/sims2ep8201208211836469.jpg
Myung-Hee is growing up. Her cat still remembers her owner as a young kid.

[AlexandraSpears]

Interesting. Is it just me, or did you manage to change the color of the interface? Looks rather cool.

[Fivey]

They probably have an interface replacement. I've seen a few before.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_3c988f9d_5d3d8485.jpg

AAUGH! MADDOX! NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_3c988f9d_bd3d84af.jpg

Luckily for him, there are no children.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd33f92e_bd3d8d9e.jpg

Eckhard finds his older brother, Ulysses, in the corner, playing his game boy.

"Why are you in my front yard, Lyss?"
"Ehh. Too much estrogen at the house, since dad kicked the bucket. Especially since the wife is expecting again. I need some fresh air."
"Congratulations on the pregnancy, but-"
"It's not that hard to make babies. Just unload, and bam. Baby. I don't know why mom and dad had so much trouble."
"Uh...that's a bit insensitive. You know she had issues conceiving. It certainly wasn't a lack of physical intimacy."
"I'm just saying. All dad had to do was jizz into her. Seriously."
"That's gross."
"That's how you were made, Freckles."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd33f92e_dd3d8da6.jpg

"Well, could you at least stop standing in the daisies?"
"Why? They're just flowers."
"They're nice flowers, and I would like for them to not die."
"Ehh, they can tough it out."
"The flowers are delicate! They're delicate and you're standing on them! The only chance of them surviving, is the fact that daisies have a lot of tenacity!"
"Don't be such a baby. They're just flowers. Jeez.

...

Hey, what's a tenacity?"

[BloodyScholastic]

AlexandraSpears: Whenever I post my pics with UI, at least one person asking where I got that UI lol :P HERE (http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=237239) is the secret recipe.
Fivey: Your posts made my day. So funny :giggler: Your Frances reminds me Skrillex I don't know why :P
Flarz: Yes. MOAR pics, please. I'm fan of your pics :cool: *feels like The Expendables soundtrack playing in the background*
McChoclatey: OMG. Hahaha. Very creative :gjob: What's up with her daddy's face? Creepy.. :blink:
May93: I like your version of Burb and Broke family. Very cute.

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9900/sims2ep8201208222019524.jpg
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[BloodyScholastic]

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[Flarz]

BloodyScholastic Hey thanks a looot, okay let see i post some more pics. ;-D Hahaha Agnes backbone is made of jelly so cool! LOL!!!

[Fivey]

Random semi-old Upsnott-Smith picture dump.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1318302-snapshot_5cfa534a_5cff7a0f.jpg

Brenda is too focused on her conversation to notice her stepson shagging someone right behind her. Either that, or she doesn't care.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1318304-snapshot_7cff9f3c_bd191fe4.jpg

Pervert.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1318303-snapshot_7cff9f3c_3d0f8acc.jpg

Britt wants to be just like his dad!

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1318305-snapshot_7cff9f3c_dd2dce5f.jpg

Britt isn't too fond of the idea of following in his father's footsteps, anymore, but he still likes to walk around nekkid.

"Hey, put some clothes on, asshole."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to see your dick."
"My girlfriend does."
"Well, she isn't here. Now, stop blinding me with your nudity and put something on."

Kato doesn't care about Britt as much as he does about his grades.

[Flarz]

More stupid accident´s lol

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/7/J/c/17Jc2/008.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/16618358-original.html)
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[Peace]

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[Fivey]

Two baby daddies have small talk.

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"What's up, Colin?"
"Nothing, doing a bit of homework."
"How's the daughter?"
"She still snogging your son, which I take as a good thing."
"Well, they're a cute couple. Good for them."

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"Speaking of couples, who's the babe that just walked out?"
"Er, Kaylynn Smith."
"She's a cutie."
"She's a Face One generic, how interesting."
"And a callipygian."
"Ugh, what are you talking about? There's nothing there to even grab at. You have a bad taste in girls. Is your turn-on boring and ugly?"
"Hey, Natalie was neither boring or ugly. That was a fun night. Man."
"Of course she would have the experience to produce a good bang, she's a dirty cumdumpster."

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1319067-snapshot_3d070d68_1d450cc2.jpg

"Look, I'm going through a dry spell, here. I need to get laid."
"You need to calm down, before you impregnate someone else."
"Says the man with triplets!"
"They're good boys. I wish I was there to watch them grow up. You should be satisfied with your girl."
"I don't want a baby, Irfan! I just want a bit of nookie!"

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"Colin, where are you going?"
"I am going to get that girl's number, boring face or not."
"We have a final tomorrow."
"I don't care! I am not going to spend another day in the corner with a playboy! Since anyway, we're dormies! Grades don't matter, because we're never going to graduate!"
"Suit yourself."

[Peni Griffin]

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Brady Estic primps before expressing his gratitude to the Diva for letting him crash at her place.
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Brady's daughter Margaret seems to be eating a Takemizu Village specialty in Three Lakes.
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Over at La Fiesta Tech, Gunnar Roque vows never, ever to look through Tank Grunt's telescope again. (And the player cusses, because this is two alien abductions in a row that can't result in alien pregnancy and I've been trying to get Merlin or Harris Hawkins abducted and pregnant for ages!)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dc639893_dd451a0e.jpg
He's embarrassed, but apparently having an expert sharing the house with him loosens him up. "Dude," says Tank, "you need to get yourself checked out! There's still rogue Pollination Techs out there. Two of the researchers at my dad's top-secret facility have top-secret alien babies!"

[ella_in_wonderland]

@Flarz - you take the funniest pictures :rofl:

ZOMBIE ATTACK!
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_1d354ec3_5d354ec4.jpg
Fabian is beggining to regret this whole dog thing...
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/Sims2EP92012-08-1021-53-31-20.jpg
Hannah and Caleb are definately warming up to eachother. Such advanced conversation!
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_3cc9698b_bd316686.jpg
Finally, here's some kids playing in the sprinkler.
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_3c0a01a3_bc28724f.jpg

[Macaroodle]

A couple pics from New Amsterdam City (main hood: Golden Plains)

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Headed home after dinner and dancing with his girlfriend at the five-star Republic Hotel. Also a fabulous wedding venue. Rooms $1000 per night and up. Reservations available upon request.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/Macaroodle/jacklittlebirdpointing.jpg

Jack Littlebird, pianist and leader of the Jack Littlebird Orchestra. Big band musicians were the rockstars of their day... he's a Romance sim... so, yeah. Sleazeball. He's got a good band, though.

[Flarz]

ella_in_wonderland Thank you :beer: Haha the main problem with pets. You feed them and then...they "show" you how much they love you lol. ;-)

Is it a cab, or a bird cage?

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[Flarz]

Agnes "kills pain with vodka".

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Then she knit a bit.

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...after that it´s time for search and destroy.

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[McChoclatey]

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This is apparently what happens when witch/warlock Sims fly a bit too high into the sky. Looks like it hurts alot.

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Before they disappear off the lot, their glasses get all foggy. I thought it was pretty cool.

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I find your wolfish grin...unsettling.

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Taking a crap has never been so shocking...

[Fivey]

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Well, you've gotten fat, Kato.
"I know."
Maybe you should do something about that.
"What's the point? Who cares?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_1d4828a5.jpg

Look, your brother's working out. Why can't you?
"He has a girlfriend to look good for. I don't. I can't find one."
Not a single girl?
"Not any teens."
Don't worry. You have your dad's genes.
"Great, I'll become a cheating manwhore. Just my goal in life."
Have you tried flirting with anyone?
"I can try flirting with that red head I saw around here, just to prove it to you."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_7d4827df.jpg

"You're pretty. Wanna hang out?"
"I don't know if you're hitting on me because we're both knowledge sims...but it's not gonna happen."
"Oh. Sorry. See, I told you I'm a bad flirter."
Your approach was all off, Kato. Not to mention, you were hitting on a lesbian.
"What?"

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"Oh."

[Aegagropilon]

Even the Grim Reaper finds Olive to be an unnerving chess opponent:
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/OliveIsATerrifyingChessOpponent.jpg

[Fivey]

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Ponsonby is in the last leg of his adult life (12 days till elder), so I redid his outfit and banished the prescription sunglasses he had been wearing for so long. Hopefully this will be a signal of MATURITY. Which means NOT SLEEPING AROUND. I don't think he will, but I have my eye on him.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1320101-snapshot_7cff9f3c_5d496493.jpg

Anna also traded in her garb for something more sophisticated. I also threw on a ceiling, which was a pain to put up, but that isn't important.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1320103-snapshot_7cff9f3c_fd4950f6.jpg

They're still engraged at each other, but it is in the last eighth now, so it should be gone soon. They have rekindled their love, though. Married again, kids are happy, cuddling every night...

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1320100-snapshot_7cff9f3c_1d496546.jpg

And there's a baby on the way!

[Peni Griffin]

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Dominic's really missing his little brother and sister and all the kids he used to hang out with. So he throws a party for them, inviting his girlfriend Heidi as well. He takes care to introduce everybody to her; but somehow or other he winds up spending half the party talking to his old girlfriend, Honey Beare, who won't be coming to Sim State for another couple of semesters. Her mother just had another little girl, and - well - there's a lot to catch up on. (Poor Heidi. I have a feeling her tenure as Dominic's girlfriend will be over soon.)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_b99cdba5_9d4a540c.jpg
Why are these sims smiling? From left to right: Lisandro influenced Jovita to flirt with George; George got flirted with and John Amos lost his love tags with Jovita; Marsha sees that her cousin John Amos sees he has no reason to feel torn between her nephew George's fiancee Jovita and his own fiancee Rosemary, and she can stop being in the middle of an untenable situation about which she can do absolutely nothing. And John Amos, son and grandson of master gardeners, has a pocketful of mouthwatering strawberries that can shorten the time people waste being furious about it all.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_b99cdba5_7d4a56ef.jpg
"See?" Jeremiah is fairly shining with goodwill. "Everything's working out for the best. I told you they would, Marsha. Marsha was fit to be tied, y'all - I thought she was going to kick Jovita out, the way she jerked both of them around."
"She was using her powers for evil! I was teaching John Amos chess before he ever knew any of y'all existed - well, not you, Dominic - and I know how all this threw him even if y'all don't!"
"Oh, I know," says Rosemary. "If Lisandro hadn't gotten to her first I was going to influence her to flirt with George, myself. I didn't need that hanging over my head!"
"Well, but you also know, he got engaged to you after she revenge-flirted him," Dominic points out. "He's a little confused, but he's committed."
"Speaking of which -" says Marsha.
"We're not talking about me right now!" Dominic starts to whistle. "La-la-la-not-listening!"
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Meanwhile, on Twikki Island, Naomi Gavigan is vacationing with her brother and his wife's family. "What the hell are they doing?"
"Well, from the sound of it, about now's when they switch from sixty-nine to -"
"No, I mean - do they think we don't know? Why not just rut in the middle of the street?"
"They'd get gravel in their knees if they did that."

[ella_in_wonderland]

Random Event #1
Bathtime!

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[Flarz]

Teddy is Agnes no backward..noo..uhm

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[McChoclatey]

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Betch thought she was about to just randomly insult Nostrum after watching him play with his son. So, knowing Nostrum with all his 0 nice points would love to pick a fight, I x'd it out and had him insult her instead.


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And might I say it was a low blow...Pointing out her chest size, Nostrum? That's just cold!


And then she cried.


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[Fivey]

I decided to replace my default eyes (again), but with this time, I worked with SimPe and made and chose my own default replacement eyes using CuriousB's Let it Be eyes. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_dd4d8402.jpg

Avarice showing off my choice for light blue.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_5d4dc4ea.jpg

Erin with green

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_9d4dc694.jpg

Lazlo with brown.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_bd4dc6fc.jpg

Phil with gray.

and nobody in that house has dark blue eyes. You get the gist, though.

[Peni Griffin]

How long did it take me to decide that cloning and aging the Curious Bros., Loki, Nervous, and certain of Aegagropilon's Subjects down to teen was my most awesome simming idea ever?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/AllTogetherasAdults.jpg
About
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yea
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/HolyCheesearetheystilltransforming.jpg
long!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/FriedLukeyGoLast.jpg
I'm about to spam a bunch of other threads, so fear not - you'll see better pictures soon.

[ella_in_wonderland]

Some very random screenshots
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_9c419bc3_dc8cd12c-vert.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_999917fa_9d4d0fe4.jpg
"Morning, Jovita. I see you and George made up." I'm not sure why I like this picture; I just do.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/ButWhoIsMostAdorable.jpg
Another shot of the immediate post-aging moment, showcasing Teen Pascal, Child Frieda, and Teen Lukey. I can't decide who's most adorable.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/FashionVictimsGoShopping.jpg
Lukey and Lazlo, united in sartorial misfortune, discover Lily's House of Transformation.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/Catch.jpg
And return in time to walk to school, to find Lukey's little sister Frieda playing catch with Pascal. Unfortunately the game decided Frieda had an F, and wouldn't let her walk to school before nine, so I had to close without saving when the social worker showed up, get back in long enough for Lukey and Lazlo to get back, save before nine, and go into SimPE to give her a safe grade.I put their warehouse at the end of the rotation, so I won't be playing them for a little while, but I'm hoping they'll show up on community lots and come home from school with those who come before them. No luck so far, though - nobody came home with Ruby Gorey, and it was Sunday at the Stacks house. Lazlo did show up during an outing, but only after I'd given up at the approach of curfew and gotten everybody back into the car. But it'll happen.

[krazyredd]

Just SOME of MY FaVE SIMMIEs :here: who is a Mother of three and she’s a bit zany, loves to write, watch movies with her kiddies, and every now and again, she plays a few Video Games with them as well. She’s a bit of a space-ball at time (deep thinker), yet she's far from the Looney Bin.

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4143/4899731126_a3e86f9a4c.jpg

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4081/4899731242_26b10929c7.jpg

Secondly, Darlene and Christine best Friends, and days away from College...on this night the two were waiting for their other best friends (Farah and Sarah) to arrive (Girly Sleep Over Indeed-y they had). It was a night of extreme laughter, scary movies, and hoards of talking about cute BOYS! Of the three Darlene is my ABSO FAVE.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8461/7932298758_e8ae9047ca.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8036/7932299654_02fdc67733.jpg
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Lastly, My Teens Simmies: Kym, Keysha, and Korey, well I have to say that Korey is my FAVORITE Simmie...he’s a simmie that I built about two years ago. About two months ago I FINALLY got a chance to play with them (YEE-HAW) (after my year and ½ Simmie Playing hiatus). Well, recently I started playing my game again (YIPPEE) and I am really enjoying playing their LOT! I was going to build an Alley Lot to place them in, BUT I later decided to build a Skater Lot instead (Skating Ring Area, Bathroom Area, Diner Area, Sitting Area, Gaming Area, Compute Area, Movie Area, AND Neat Sleeping Area). Korey and his friends are enjoying their Lot, so much so, that every school morning they rush out of bed and make a quick dash for the school bus, and after school, they sprint off the bus (merely saying Goodbye to friends). Once inside...it’s busy bodies here, busy bodies there…Homework—Eating and hoards of FUN.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8459/7900685072_d11ac1e556.jpg
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*I'm Currently working on A LOT of Simmies (over 20 to be exact) AND A LOT of different types of Lots, I hope to have some pictures posted soon. Hope you enjoy and have a Great Day!! :bunny:

[Night Racer]

I just have to pop in and say; DAMN krazzy, your sims are awesome. They are definitely unique to you. I love them.

[krazyredd]

OH My Gosh thanks a lot Night Race, I so appreciate the comment, I only need one :bunny:and YOU wrote it. I cannot wait to post even more. YIPPEEE!!! :rofl:

[Flarz]

If you kill your sims...make sure, you dump them 6 feed under.

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[Charmful]

Adriana Orbinson isn't happy about the rain, Elijah Hillenburg photobombs.

http://i.imgur.com/OKO9i.jpg

Maggie Orbinson is visiting her boyfriend. They were in the jacuzzi for awhile until he went inside to use the bathroom and then his twin brother, Pryce Cosgrove, creepily comes along and looks down her swimsuit top.

http://i.imgur.com/c5H3X.jpg

Mitch Piper is Garden Overlord while his grandchildren Willow and Elm do all the work

http://i.imgur.com/Q11iq.jpg

Snowflake is the happiest kitty while Madison Piper holds her and watches her mother, Delilah make breakfast.

http://i.imgur.com/bVGSD.jpg

Joanie Elberts notices someone taking a picture of her family while they eat dinner and asks them to stop.

http://i.imgur.com/JiBqU.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

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After Cinnamon's party is cleared away, newly-pregnant Heather Beare and her husband Kevin amuse themselves with a game of Don't Wake the Llama while waiting for their oldest daughter, Honey, to change her youngest sibling's diaper for the last time, collect her scholarships, and head out to a new life at Sim State. (Kevin dropped her off, and she looked SO MUCH like her mother the first time he saw her...I kind of teared up, myself.)
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"Hi, honey! Great news! The company bought my game design. Who are all these people?"
"Your game! That's wonderful! But you look beat. Are you sure you care who they are?"
"Not really, I'm sure you wouldn't let ax murderers into our house or anything. G'night!"
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Petra'll have a cow when she sees how many cute guys Alta Mira knows! Without even trying! Plus Petra's mom'd be all in her face about who they are and why are they living in a warehouse and stuff.
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It's Erika Swain's birthday. Remembering how thrilled she was when Alta Mira turned teen and took time to dance with her, she goes out of her way to pay attention to Guadalupe Newson. Though what she really wants is a flirt and a first kiss.

[Flarz]

Free like a bird

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[Fivey]

Took this while I was posing sims.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_dd56c2fc_3d56ce0e.jpg

This picture is just really sweet.

[ella_in_wonderland]

Wait...I HAVE HANDS?!?
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/Sims2EP92012-08-1022-13-13-75.jpg

[Fivey]

A dilemma is faced by Diamond Fleurada and Louie Upsnott.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_3d070d68_9d58c9c8.jpg

"Hm. I feel different. In a weird way. Better go consult the toilet."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_3d070d68_7d58ca0d.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_3d070d68_3d58ca5b.jpg

"Hey, Lou, remember that dream date we went on last night?"
"You mean that awesome one where we won a bunch of money from poker, and banged like three times?"
"Yeah."
"Duhviously. Why?"
"Uh...don't know how to put this...did we use a condom, at all?"
"Er...that I don't remember..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...you don't mean...?"
"You know, I'll just give you two some privacy."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_3d070d68_5d58ca7d.jpg

"So, what are we doing about this?"
"I think we should keep it, Diamond."
"We're still in college, though. Are you sure we can handle it?"
"Well...my mom had my brothers and I in college. Your mom had you in college."
"She did, but she also was a horrible parent."
"They still had us. I mean, I'm not exactly ecstatic, but I would feel better about it. Besides, we're in our Junior year. We can make it through a pregnancy."

"Who's pregnant?" asks Dewey, already knowing the answer.

Louie and Diamond share an annoyed look, and immediately decide to move out of the dormspace.

[AlexandraSpears]

Louie and Diamond...a nod to Lou Diamond Phillips, Fivey? :lol:

(I already got the Donald Duck's nephews reference btw.)

[Fivey]

Louie and Diamond...a nod to Lou Diamond Phillips, Fivey? :lol:

(I already got the Donald Duck's nephews reference btw.)

Holy crap, that was a total coincidence. I did not see that at all. :rofl:

[Peni Griffin]

Not consciously, Fivey. Your subconscious is always the more brilliant part of your brain.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_fd551e0f.jpg
I'm trying to get Clovis out to his daughter's birthday party to break up bottlenecks, but no, he wants to relax next to Sadie in case her pregnancy needs-drop kicks in early; or, conversely, she wakes up and wants to go again just to be sure.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a39d2e4_bd563903.jpg
Hmmm...looks like Esteban Casa isn't the only grouchy sim who can't be trusted around customers in that family. Here his wife Sue is trying to encourage the local slob to get a makeover, or at least get dressed, in her daughter-in-law's beauty store.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a39d2e4_dd565b68.jpg
"I'm not sure what I like better, your butt in those chili-pepper undies, or the grace with which you flip omelletes."
"Then it's good you don't have to choose between them." Too bad I couldn't get a shot that included the chili-pepper undies in this small kitchen, 'cause Emilio really rocks them.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3d4fef37_1d592c5b.jpg
Tourist Juan Harris teaches Diff LeStrange to shoot hoops. Dave Ottomas wonders what that funny smell is.

[Flarz]

Turn the zoom level of your browser to 400% and look into agnes face for 1 minute if you dare?

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/9/V/K/19VKn/snapshot_76dc99e7_1d5ec494.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17143271-original.html)

[Aegagropilon]

Turn the zoom level of your browser to 400% and look into agnes face for 1 minute if you dare?

...This is like The Ring isn't it. In seven days, is Agnes going to crawl out of my computer monitor and beat me with her purse?



Hula zombie Tallulah dances along with Alon Stompel, while her twin sister Beulah shoots her a look that says "Don't encourage him!" Alon...isn't the best dancer.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/AlonDances.jpg



It's hard being so shy in such a crowded, noisy place. Nervous worrywalks his way through the Crypt-o-Nightclub, while Frieda exits the dancefloor.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/NervousWorrywalks.jpg

[Fivey]

Arwin tries his luck with the ladies.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1323486-snapshot_cd338e66_dd60b67f.jpg

He fails. The targets leaves after, so he goes after a different girl.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1323485-snapshot_cd338e66_1d60b7ba.jpg

"You're waaaaaaay too young for me! Go jerk off in a corner!"

Arwin resorts to insults.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1323484-snapshot_cd338e66_1d60b7f4.jpg

"-expletives-"

By the end of the night...

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1323483-snapshot_cd338e66_fd60b8b4.jpg

He has a new enemy.

Good going.

[Flarz]

Aegagropilon LOL Be careful, if she "crawl" hold your breath. She smells awful like old wet socks.

One cigarette is not enough for kelly.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/a/3/j/1a3j0/snapshot_5d4c6803_9d6021fe.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17172326-original.html)
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/a/3/j/1a3j1/snapshot_5d4c6803_fd60220d.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17172327-original.html)
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/a/3/j/1a3j2/snapshot_5d4c6803_dd602216.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17172328-original.html)

[Amairani]

I was taking new pictures for my LJ, trying all possible angles, zoom in/out moves etc to capture the rooms' interior, when these scary creepy creatures appeared on camera!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Amairani/sims2/Sims2EP92012-09-16flies.jpg

It took me a moment to realize those were flies! Gordon was cleaning up the dirty plates while I was taking pictures in the dining room...

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_dd62238d.jpg

"..."
"Yes, Vermillion?"
"Hm...I invited you over, but I don't remember why, now."

Pssst. You guys are romantically compatible.
"Sebastien and I?"
Yes.
"So?"
Try kissing him.
"Oh! Right now?"
Yes!
"Kays."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_7d6223b1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_dd6223f2.jpg

"That was nice. I liked that."
Yes, and seeing how your friend is now in platinum, so did he.
"What do I do, now?"
Well, geez, I don't know. What do you think?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_1d62242b.jpg

"Chess?"
NO.

[May93]

Plantsim with family aspiration! She's growing so many babies they might end up populating an entire subhood.
http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_7d012943_5d668e03_zps57be1a23.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_7d012943_7d6550e3_zps4a10e78b.jpg
Pansy is shocked to find he has gained three new brothers and two sisters, all in one day. (The boys are called Rose, Lavender and Daisy. The girls, Ivy and Lily)

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_7d012943_bd655230_zpse60dbf85.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_7d012943_bd668e80_zps2e97726c.jpg

[BloodyScholastic]

http://imageshack.us/a/img507/2183/sims2ep8201209192155306.jpg


What are you looking at?

[Aegagropilon]

BloodyScholastic: Dr. W. Wulf, specializing in reverse-electrolysis? "Before my patented treatment, I was just as smooth and hairless as a pinkie rat. But now? Now look at me!"



In-laws Ruby Subject and Siggeir Beaker showed up at Florence Delarosa's shop and ignored the merchandise in favor of eating her food and dancing the afternoon away. Every time Florence tried to sell them anything they would complain at her, so she finally gave up and just let them be.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/DanceFiends.jpg

[Flarz]

I hope she´s not pooping?

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/a/s/o/1asoh/snapshot_76dc99e7_bd4bebc9.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17268753-original.html)
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/a/s/o/1asog/snapshot_76dc99e7_3d4bebc1.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17268752-original.html)

[ella_in_wonderland]

Denizen Cavil, a member of the Aeolian cult, shouts at his pigs.
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/snapshot_dd6098be_5d60a373.jpg

[Night Racer]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-09-21-21-18-51-25_zps6a25fd91.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-09-21-21-19-18-11_zps07df9c3f.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-09-21-21-20-31-37_zpsde744746.jpg

[Fivey]

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1324698-snapshot_ed7b3373_7d68d4b0.jpg

Arwin Beaker isn't good at chess.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1324697-snapshot_ed7b3373_7d68d4c3.jpg

He's good at cheating though.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1324696-snapshot_ed7b3373_9d68d4e9.jpg

Especially when he's playing against people who trust him, like his cousin Alarice.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/1/8/6/1/6/4/MTS_Fivey-1324695-snapshot_ed7b3373_1d68d58e.jpg

Such cheating leads to him winning (I might be an idiot, but I can't see the checkmate. Only a check in the next few moves that will leave that blue king and his royal pawns skipping around the board in a frenzy).

"Agh! How did I lose?"
"Eh, probably because you might be just a tad feeble minded. Just a tad. I think it comes from you being a girl, but that could just be a scapegoat for more serious issues."

Such tact.

[McChoclatey]

"Ahhh! A ghost!"

http://i50.tinypic.com/2gvvqy8.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/1zqrmmv.jpg

"I have the weirdest boner right now."

http://i47.tinypic.com/298zdg.jpg

"Yeaaahhh! This bowl!"

http://i50.tinypic.com/28m1emb.jpg

"That STENCH."

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd0b5ec3_9d68c1f4_zpsdb1f4e61.jpg

"...you're not wearing a bathing suit!"
"Yes, that would be correct."
"But...why?"
"Don't like wearing them. Why, you want me to put one on?"
"...no."
"Okay then."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd0b5ec3_dd68c2d8_zps58812582.jpg

Malcolm does later admit the hot tub make-out was more fun that way.

They do refrain from lovemaking, though. Maybe later.

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7c639893_dd6a1291_zps8a2fc325.jpg
Klara kindly accedes to Stella's request for information on the technical details of her first woohoo with Johnny, but Stella's having a hard time following. "Would you mind demonstrating?"
"Yes, and so would Johnny! You need to find someone to show you in person."
"Do you have any suggestions for people who might comply with such a request?"
"No, but I'm sure you'll have no problem. Let me go over the bit about protection again."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fc639893_1d6a4630_zps50632d8a.jpg
I'm not sure how Ophelia found out about Jessie's first woohoo, which happened before she ever came to campus, but she seems to think it's not too late for congratulations.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a0a8d99_1d677fdd_zps455527ba.jpg
Luz, anxious that the money Ernest's accumulated at the top of the hill should flow downhill to her little club, paints him a glorious picture of its future, if he'll only invest enough capital.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_79956ced_fd69de20_zps443e2a12.jpg
The Onions family bought a vacation home next to the Munny vacation home on Twikki Island and they do a joint vacation with Ernest and Sage Ann. Pearl has to wait for the grownups to finish eating before they can go back to the beach, but she's okay - the last owner left behind a stash of "Thomasina Corvid, Space Raven" books, and she's enthralled.

[TotallySimsCrazy]

I was a bit bored. So i went on sims. Next minute you know, I'm on buy mode using the green screen wallpapers i made!

I took loads of one sim.

Patterns! Hooray! I love circles...

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o608/TotallySimsCrazy/ddsad_zpsa0007772.jpg

Leave Patterns

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o608/TotallySimsCrazy/dsad_zpsba79a114.jpg

And Then last! How can i resist! I love cats!

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o608/TotallySimsCrazy/sssss_zps30d6c02e.jpg

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_fd14d1c0_zps30137c02.jpg
Mortimer has a new baby coming.
He realises that Dina will be an awful parent because she only cares about money.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_3d14e0d5_zps2db0eb9d.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_fd14e0e4_zps305baaa3.jpg
He brews some elixir so he can live long enough to take care of the child.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_9d14dca8_zpsdfb6a16c.jpg
Mortimer with his new daughter, Janey Goth.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d42bc30_fd6b73cb_zpsf136c043.jpg

"Tag! You are it!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d42bc30_9d6b73cf_zpsb3a1cb8b.jpg

"No, tag! YOU are it."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d42bc30_3d6b7402_zps9a1e7233.jpg

"No, TAG. YOU are it."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d42bc30_7d6b7412_zpscc41d202.jpg

"No, you are it! TAG!"

Lazy kids.

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_fd6bb397_zps67f83110.jpg
Mortimer teaches Janey to talk...

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_dd6bb468_zps3867750c.jpg
For so long she falls asleep!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_3d6bb4ae_zps7545fb26.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_9d6bb73f_zps2c2217ed.jpg
Mortimer may have a reputation of being mean, but he does have a nice side.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_cd338e66_bd6babfe_zps805f30c6.jpg

"Hey Snipe, would you like to slow dance in this dirty parking lot? I know there are roaches and rats, but..."
"R-really? Slow dance with me? Okay!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_cd338e66_7d6baed9_zpsdd44b179.jpg

Speaking of dirty....WHY.

WHAT EVER DROVE YOU TO DO THIS ALARICE.

WHY.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_cd338e66_dd6baeef_zpsc1cfdb9b.jpg

Lazlo, your teenage daughter is outside, snogging some ugly Bluewater Village townie! Do something!

"Nah."

What? Why!? She spent her first kiss on someone twice her age!

"I'm too tired. Plus I'm waiting for my steak. I am craving steak, for some odd reason. Maybe the aliens were carnivores? I don't know."

So, you're not going to even go protective-dad at him?

"I'm not that kind of dad."

Okay then.

[May93]

Dina got fired and went crazy.
http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_bd6bb785_zps98d262c8.jpg
She's one of the richest sims around thanks to Mortimer but she needs more money!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_5d6bb991_zps73945d0d.jpg
Dina's new friend.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_9d6bba07_zpsf19321bb.jpg
Alexander tells Dina that the social bunny isn't real.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_6dae6a73_5d6bfcd1_zps0f02c447.jpg
I call this "Face Palm Therapy"

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_9d6e3a0d.jpg

Vidcund managed to get a hold of a Cowplant from a coworker, and after doing research about it's magical properties, he figures to try it out. He was four days from elder, and his husband was thrice that. His niece mentioned something about some 'rude fatfaced guy' who 'stole her first kiss' and never called her back, so he could be a good subject for testing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_5d6e3a4a.jpg

"Oh, crap."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_3d6e3aa0.jpg

The test results are in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_ed7b3373_dd6e3aca.jpg

That's better!

[May93]

My selfsim died today!
http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_bd04dfff_7d6f377a.jpg
Cause of death: Accidental stab wound to head.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_bd04dfff_7d6f3796.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_bd04dfff_9d6f37d3.jpg
Does this count as a happy ending?

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_bd04dfff_dd6f3a59.jpg
My robo children are a bit upset.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_3d6e501c.jpg

Sienna Larson and Maxwell Landgraab make a cute couple.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_7d6e531f.jpg

Jason is a little worried. Not for the same reasons why his brother-in-law Buzz worried about his daughter, though. He's just concerned if his daughter is getting top notch treatment or not. While Sienna is off flipping patties, the doting dad has a talk with her boyfriend.

"Maxwell, my daughter says you're a good man, and that you treat her well. Is that correct?"
"Yes, sir. I love her a lot."
Ensue fatherly cringe.
"Well, she's still my little girl, so don't try anything stupid. Anyway, I want to know more about you."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_3d6e5338.jpg

The conversation goes sour at Maxwell's first mention of travel, but they later discover they share a love for entertainment.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_7d6e54b2.jpg

"Daddy! I got a promotion! And two more scholarships!"
"Wow, that's great sweetheart! -SUSPICIOUS GLARE AT MAXWELL-"

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_7d6c7d10.jpg
Cassandra and Darren got married!
Cassandra broke family tradition and became a Dreamer because it sounds awesome/

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_3d6c7c9c.jpg
The guests had an excellent view -_-

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_7d6c7f61.jpg
Mary Sue while eating cake: "This is the best ice cream I've ever tasted!"

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_5d6c7d8f.jpg
This was one of the best parties I've ever had in this game...

[Peni Griffin]

(Psst...I love those, but there's a 4-picture rule. PIck which four and link to the rest, or take some out and spread them around other threads, and you're safe.)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dd529b47_9d6cb7da.jpg
Minnie Newson and Brady Estic being massively inconsiderate to everybody else at Midnight Flows. Y'all, move! You can hang out anywhere; Bad News Bev can only karaoke right here!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_19aaa080_3d6f9c26.jpg
My husband downloads so many random pictures from the internet, there's a Custom Painting for every artist! This is Jordan Carlson, Sorority Lesbian (Romance), wishing he'd hurry up and download one of Julie Newmar as Catwoman, too.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7b18b8ea_dd6e48f6.jpg
Honey is trying to push her situation with Dominic to a resolution, making a pass at him not twenty feet from the girl he's been dating; but for a smart girl Heidi seems singularly unobservant!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dc6396e9_1d6a05dc_zps63f4d2e4.jpg
Hippy Trent Traveler lends Strangetown Ginger Newson a sympathetic ear. "I feel like I have to be a sumo wrestler to get control of all these problems!"

[GlorianaGlowbee]

(Psst...I love those, but there's a 4-picture rule. PIck which four and link to the rest, or take some out and spread them around other threads, and you're safe.)


Dropped the ball on that. Mea culpa.

Will repost later when I have more time.

[May93]

I love it when my sims personalities show on their faces:

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_1d6c7e39.jpg
Lillith

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_3d6c7e2b.jpg
Alexander

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_bd6c7dfd.jpg
Dirk

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_5d6c7c07.jpg
Angela

[Fivey]

"Hey kids, guess what today is?"
"Tuesday?"
"No, it's help-dad-with-his-businesses-or-be-grounded day! Get dressed, you three!"

So, Ponsonby took his three teenagers to one of his businesses, and forced them to work.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_5d6e0b50.jpg

Britt was given control of small sales, as to work on his sales badge. He's also the most like his dad (as much as he doesn't want to admit it), so he gets to follow in his footsteps.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_7d6e098d.jpg

Despite being as outgoing as his brother, Kato was inept at social situations. So, he got to DJ, which meant plenty of skill building for him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_bd6e0b19.jpg

Lenore was thrown onto cash register, which her customers did not appreciate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7cff9f3c_fd6e0e5f.jpg

Britt does look like his father, even if he is a bit lighter than him.

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_bd6fc02d.jpg
Lillith got engaged!
http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_bd6fc03f.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_dd6fc0d2.jpg
"Dirk" approves.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_dd6fc04a.jpg
Yay!

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cdd6546_5d6fbc6d.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cdd6546_dd6fbd34.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cdd6546_7d6fbd58.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_1cdd6546_1d6fbdb0.jpg

He died immediately after his final mourning of his husband, which he did right after taking the poison.

Rest in peace, Craig Fleurada.

[SingleClawDesigns]

Wow i'm in shock Fivey, I totally wasn't expecting that. Gonna miss that zombie face gracing these pages.

[Flarz]

I think, Agnes is proud.

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[Night Racer]

Oh Hell No Lmfao

[Fivey]

Wow i'm in shock Fivey, I totally wasn't expecting that. Gonna miss that zombie face gracing these pages.

Craig seemed like the type who would give up after everything before him falls. He couldn't stay a zombie forever, y'know.

I have him up for download on GoS, if you really want. Of course, it wouldn't be the same.

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_3d0b8532_3d71dddf.jpg
Execution of Gordon King.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_3d0b8532_bd71ddf2.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_3d0b8532_fd71de7a.jpg
I think they forgot to wet the sponge.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_3d0b8532_1d71dea7.jpg
The chair survived.

[McChoclatey]

He died immediately after his final mourning of his husband, which he did right after taking the poison.

Rest in peace, Craig Fleurada.

...Why does this remind me of that scene in Romeo and Juliet? When Romeo commits suicide after he sees Juliet dead? Aw well, coincidences, right? ;)

I think my Sim's son is turning into a pervert.

http://i45.tinypic.com/acslsj.jpg

Increasing your "logic" skill there, aren't you, Lancer? Jeez, if you wanted to learn about the female anatomy, you should've just given your grandpa Abjheet a call.

http://i47.tinypic.com/25zrr5v.jpg

Damn Repomen with their phallic repoguns repossessing our stuff! I think this guy must have some sort of inferiority complex because I mean, look how proud he is of that fat, juicy gun:

http://i45.tinypic.com/r1zy1u.jpg

Freakin' sadist.

On a side note, awww!

http://i48.tinypic.com/2ptoxmf.jpg

Doesn't Lancer just love his daddy?

http://i49.tinypic.com/34glco8.jpg

[May93]

"Dirk" goes through some changes.
Her new name is Liana
http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_5d70ea54.jpg
Rapid hair growth potion!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_edae8d77_bd711c3a.jpg
"Hey Dad"

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_fd714356.jpg
Face change potion!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_dd6fc02c_fd714599.jpg
Liana joins the "Breakfast in Underwear" club.

[GlorianaGlowbee]

I was capturing a different picture from another angle, but when I spun the camera around I noticed this. This pic has received a few different titles over the years, but we most commonly refer to it as "Check out mah juuuuuuuuuunk".

http://i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a510/GlorianaGlowbee/SIMS2-016_zps3bc7e4ea.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_7d710670.jpg

Hey, Seb what are you--?!?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_fd7106cc.jpg

Oh, come on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_dd710731.jpg

OH COME ON.

Sebastien! Stop that!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_fd71082f.jpg

What the hell was that?
"Well...she liked me, and I kind of like her back. So...yeah. We did stuff."
That much is obvious. Normally, I wouldn't have a problem with it, BUT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY.
"She doesn't pay attention to me! All she wants to do is play chess and watch Morgan Freeman talk about theism or something! Don't worry, she won't find out."
YOU JUST FUCKED HER COUSIN, DUDE. SHE IS GOING TO FIND OUT.
"I'll cross that bridge when I get there."
Aren't you a family sim?
"...maybe."
You are Gilbert's kid.

[Flarz]

I´m working on Magnum P.I. tales.

The opening credit is nearly done, here is part one:

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[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd0b5ec3_3d74f078.jpg

The meeting of the Rich-Snooty-People-With-Weird-Black-Eyes came to order.

But then this MAXWELL guy strolled right in and took a drink.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd0b5ec3_bd74f092.jpg

"OH GOD, GO AWAY MAX. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BORING NORMAL EYES."
"Jean! Just because he isn't a special snowflake, doesn't mean you should treat him so harshly!"
"Uhm...Maxwell, could you please escort yourself out of the dining room?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd0b5ec3_3d74f0f8.jpg

"Whatever. I'll take my boring eyes elsewhere."
"Bro, you know they didn't mean it like that! They were just trying to be funny, and failed horribly. Isn't that right, cuz?"
"No, I totally meant what I said. -GLUG-"

[Flarz]

Part Two

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[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_3d74db0c.jpg

Sebastien's plans on cheating on his girlfriend weren't as well thought out as he thought they were.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_9d74db3c.jpg

"What the hell!? You're sleeping with my COUSIN?"
"You know what? Yes! Yes I am! I am having a relationship with her!"
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"You don't ever pay attention to me! You just care about yourself, and how goddamn smart you are!"
"Sebastien, I just gave you my virginity! We just had sex! That doesn't mean a thing to you?"
"Umm..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_7d74db80.jpg

"You know what? You deserve her. She can have you!"
"You're breaking up with me?"
"Of course! You obviously don't want to be with me! I'm not good enough for you!"
"That isn't what I meant!"
"Well, too bad. Get out of my house. NOW."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd2478b1_1d74dbed.jpg

"Oh, who needs him anyway? You still look good! You don't need a boyfriend, just yourself! Yeah, I'm an independent woman! I am happy with myself, and that is all that matters, ain't that right? Yes. Yes it is."

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_99a3fef1_fd7346bb.jpg
Emilio has been seeing Theodora on the side for her entire college career, but somehow Lily never caught on, and somehow, with Theodora involved in caught cheating event after caught cheating event at what's sure to be the most dramatic graduation party of the year, she is still clueless.
"Emilio? What exactly is going on here?"
"Uh, nothing. Old frat business."
"With Theodora? She's not in the frat. Say, I need to go congratulate my old sorority sister."
"You do that."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_99a3fef1_7d734a0c.jpg
Joe manages to absorb some biology despite fuming over Theodora and being mimicked by Trevor the cow mascot. (You don't believe for a minute that a cow mascot is actually studying, do you?)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c3c7bad_fd74de6f.jpg
I'm not sure how this works. The lamb chops are in front of Harriet, and she never turned around. So why is the back of her skirt on fire?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c3c7bad_bd74de76.jpg
Knock off the panicking and start extinguishing, Theodora! Your brother will be devastated if she dies!

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_6d7b3369_1d6d2659.jpg

Admittedly, the only reason why I stuck a Ponsonby Upsnott clone into Strangetown was so I could ogle at him. Testing out the hairier skintone had nothing to do with it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_5d6289d1.jpg

Though he totally rocks said skintone. Hurrr.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_7d0b5ec3_fd710402.jpg

Apparently the Jacquets are holding a dance party?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_9d63c405.jpg

Jodie takes some kickboxing lessons from her athletic husband, to train for her acting career. Producers can be hard to impress.

[GlorianaGlowbee]

I´m working on Magnum P.I. tales.

The opening credit is nearly done, here is part one


As a child of the 80s, I have so much love for this. You even got the shot of him in the ocean with the snorkeling chick!

Awesome awesome sauce!

[Flarz]

As a child of the 80s, I have so much love for this. You even got the shot of him in the ocean with the snorkeling chick!

Awesome awesome sauce!

Magnum....child in the 80´s? We have something in common. :beer: Yeess i like the snorkeling mama screen a lot. Later after i´m done with the first case of magnum, i upload robin´s nest, the king kamehameha club and island hoppers at mamba city.
The characters Magnum, Higgins, Calvin, Wright are online yet.

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fc66aff9_fd777a40.jpg
Crystal Curious heard what Vamsi said about her new relatives and their complicated family tree, and she wasn't going to put up with it. Ow! Who expected the old lady to have a right hook as sharp as her tongue?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fc66aff9_1d777a90.jpg
Not one to be discouraged easily, Crystal gives as good as she gets.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fc66aff9_bd774137.jpg
At the Beaker house, Kristen Loste and Chloe Curious-Smith join little Kriemhild Beaker playing with her bunny, tickled at how seriously she takes the matter.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1c639894_fd76311b.jpg
Guy Wrightley finds Stella staring at the bubble blower during a toga party. "Aw, why the long face?"
"I wish to remonstrate with that cow mascot, but she's too busy imbibing more or less legal hallucinogens."
"Oh, come on, a girl as smart and pretty as you shouldn't waste time on cow mascots! You should dance. Do you know how?"

[rogue_55]

Magnum....child in the 80´s? We have something in common. :beer: Yeess i like the snorkeling mama screen a lot. Later after i´m done with the first case of magnum, i upload robin´s nest, the king kamehameha club and island hoppers at mamba city.
The characters Magnum, Higgins, Calvin, Wright are online yet.

I was also a child of the 80's. I'm sure you guys probably know that Tom Selleck turned down the role of Indiana Jones for Magnum PI. What are your thoughts about that? I think he probably would have made a good Indiana Jones.

Here's a picture for the fans of Mrs. Crumplebottom.

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u510/rogue_55/crumplepoker.jpg

The girl with the black hair is Allegra Gorey. I can't remember the name of the townie woman who is playing cards with them. Please pardon my lack of ceiling. :lol: None of my community lots have them. You can probably also see that it was raining.

[Flarz]

I was also a child of the 80's. I'm sure you guys probably know that Tom Selleck turned down the role of Indiana Jones for Magnum PI. What are your thoughts about that? I think he probably would have made a good Indiana Jones.



Agnes rock´s isn´t it so? :rofl:

rogue_55 Yes you are right, Tom had a different contract for a movie that time and couldn´t switch. But i remember, they used the Indi theme for one of the last magnum parts. I must admit, Harrison played very well. Not easy to say, if Tom would be the better choice?

[rogue_55]

Don't get me wrong, I love Harrison Ford. I think he was an excellent Indiana Jones. It helped that I already had a crush on him since Han Solo. I just think Tom probably would have done a good job as well. They are both very good actors.

[Fivey]

Slightly old pictures that are now kind of disturbing in context.

General Buzz never liked Arwin when he was a child, and his opinion of him didn't improve when Arwin grew up to a teen. It didn't help that Snipe, his eight year old daughter, still insisted with playing with him. The Beaker always came off as a creep, and Buzz has quite a thing against creeps. The boy was only thirteen, but Buzz did not trust him a single bit. He took the opportunity to tell him off, while Snipe wasn't watching.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_3d63c257.jpg

"Arwin, you really need to find yourself some friends who are your age."
"There aren't much people in my age bracket at the moment. What concern does it have with you?"
"I am just getting uncomfortable with you around my daughter!"
"What, you think I'm a paedo or something?"
"Maybe, I don't know!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_bd63c263.jpg

"What the hell? Why would I try to hurt your kid like that?"
"That's the only reason I can think of for a boy your age to be hanging around an eight year old girl. You think your father would have enrolled you in sports or something, like any normal dad, but no. She looks at you funny, and you look at her funny back-"
"I am not touching your daughter! I don't touch children! I'm not into that! Back off, okay!? Mind your own business!"
"Why should I?"
"Maybe, so you have a kid who DOESN'T hate your guts. I heard that's a rarity in this family, is that right?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_1d63c310.jpg

Buzz fell silent after that, but still made sure he kept an eye on them as they said their goodbyes for the night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_fd63c325.jpg

"Mr. Arwin! You should come to my birthday party!"
"I thought you didn't like parties, Snipe."
"Yeah, but my daddy is making me have one, since he wants me to meet more people or something. My uncle Jason is suposda be there, but I never met him. Momma says he is nice, though."
"I don't know if your dad would want me there. Not that I care, but it doesn't seem like a good idea."
"It's my party! Promise you'll be there, Mr. Arwin? I'll have a surprise for you if you come!"
"Erhg..."
"Pleeease?"
"Alright, sure."
"Yay!"

Arwin walked out the door with Buzz glaring at him.

[Aegagropilon]

Once Beth Evans stopped rolling the "have a baby" want, she started rolling "stargaze with telescope" every single night. She's determined to have a little part-alien baby somehow.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/BethAndPlanB.jpg


Erin Beaker-Curious likes to pretend that she's using psychokinesis while playing kickybag.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/ErinUsesHerPsychicPowers.jpg


Stella Gieke followed Chester into the bathroom and proceeded to stare at him the entire time he showered. She then cleaned both showers and farted hearts madly in his direction. Stella has a problem.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/StellaStillHasAProblem.jpg


Barnum Howe congratulates Chastity Charlatan on her... er... remarkable reputation.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/BarnumCongratulatesChastityOnHerRemarkableReputation.jpg

[Macaroodle]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/Macaroodle/Sims%202%20Random/jasmineclothes.jpg
Jasmine Rai changed into this outfit when she transitioned into an adult. Not just a skirt (she's very much the tomboy), but a long purple skirt with weird... what is that? Hose?

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/Macaroodle/Sims%202%20Random/medicinecabinet.jpg
I don't think I've ever really looked closely into a medicine cabinet before. I see simlish versions of Band-Aids and maybe Colgate? That's so cute!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/Macaroodle/Sims%202%20Random/weirdshack.jpg
Why in the world is there a creepy little doorway to nowhere in the middle of that island? :wtf:

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_dd7111c6.jpg
*eep*

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_dd711268.jpg
Brandi just decided the side of the road was a good place to give birth.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_fd79be3e.jpg
The baby is now... Broke.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_9d79c842.jpg
Her name is Jean Broke.
This is probably the most attention she will ever get from Brandi.
Dustin looked after the other babies but he's gone to University now.

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_cd338e66_fd7743ff.jpg
Loki and Erin went to separate unisex prep schools and don't know each other very well, but he's trying to bond with her so they can get another live-in babysitter now that Circe (who had some bee in her bonnet about him being schizo and the old lady being rich) talked Nervous into moving in with his mother. Cheating her at chess, in public, isn't much of a master plan for that, though.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_999917fa_3d75d6c3.jpg
Jovita Casa gets to know her future father-in-law and next-door neighbor, Cooper Hawkins, at his son George's grad party.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39f32656_3d78e139.jpg
Pollux Stacks explains to his little sister Nova why it wasn't his fault and how it really wasn't that big a deal. After all Gracie and Ruby have both forgiven him now, even if Gracie won't kiss him anymore.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39fee9d4_dd79b950.jpg
Brittany catches a party crasher - that playboy from around the corner. "Excuse me, this is a private party! If you're looking for tail, you'll have to look somewhere else."
"Oh, like your husband did?"
"What my husband does is between him and me, and none of your business." Cripes, who did this guy see Ashley with? She's going to strangle that man! First that co-ed, then he and Sadie got a bit tipsy at the Ruben twins's birthday party, and now what? How can she put up a good front if he keeps undermining the foundations?

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_5d0b1a60_7d0b1ddf.jpg
Invisible Sim!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_5d0b1a60_9d0b2be5.jpg
She Adopted the Ottomas twins.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_5d0b1a60_3d0b2e2b.jpg
Invisible Swim!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_3d6aa14c_dd6aa14e.jpg
Invisible nudity!

[selfmadequeen]

I set out to make a nice new userpic for my LJ, and I am in love so I thought I would share.

http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h340/selfmadequeensims2/Lacuna%20Neighbourhood/salemandgraffiti.jpg

This is Salem Lacuna, founder of my custom hood, and her kitty Graffiti. How cute?!

[ella_in_wonderland]

Bubbles!
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/Sims2EP92012-10-0712-38-25-59.jpg
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/Sims2EP92012-10-0712-38-39-98.jpg
http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj528/ella_underground/Sims2EP92012-10-0712-39-02-70.jpg

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_bd7c6ea2.jpg
Charles Broke is now a teenager.
He inherited Dustin's old clothes.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_bd7d947d.jpg

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_3d7d94fa.jpg
He's autonomously looking after Jean 0_0

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_5d7d908b.jpg
Perhaps she'll be okay after all.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_1d8094cd.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_5d8094f5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_fd80952c.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_0d917b96_bd80955d.jpg

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_1d7d9279.jpg
Brandi drinks her ex husband's remains.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_7d7d91cf.jpg
Gets a new lover, Jared Starchild.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_5d7d932c.jpg
Jared doesn't last long.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_bd7d983d.jpg
But long enough for Brandi to be pregnant, again!

Will this cycle ever end? Brandi isn't getting any older!

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_3d7cc195.jpg
Jan Tellerman, Romance, responds indignantly to the waitress's suggestion that there's anything irregular or illegal about her picking up a cute homeless teen and buying him lunch. Diff just wishes she'd set the lunch down - he's hungry!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3d4fef37_1d80ac98.jpg
Lukey Beaker was hoping to hustle chess when he got to the Freetime Recreation Center; but his opponent turns out to be sharper than he looks.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3d4fef37_1d80ac9e.jpg
"That is not where that piece was."
"Well, don't look at me! I didn't touch them!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a39d2e4_fd7e261a.jpg
Miguelito Casa likes working the sales floor at Casa de los Widgets a lot better than cashiering.

[Aegagropilon]

This was the first screenshot I took when I reinstalled my game on this computer: the matchmaker spawned in Belladonna Cove.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/AwesomeMatchmaker.jpg
Now if a matchmaker like that only could have spawned in Strangetown...

[Flarz]

Brothers for life...

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/c/q/I/1cqIP/snapshot_9d5c3abe_7d66da1b.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17738995-original.html)
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/c/q/I/1cqIQ/snapshot_9d5c3abe_dd66da21.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17738996-original.html)
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/c/q/I/1cqIR/snapshot_9d5c3abe_7d66da2b.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/17738997-original.html)

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_2d7b3372_bd83352d.jpg
Nervous's party guests mourn the death of Olive Specter, then return to dancing and grazing the buffet. Nervous inherited the pot; her only other friend, Monica Bratford (they met at the fishing hole) inherited a little under $300, and nobody else got a thing.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/ThoseNaughtyDeskChairs.jpg
Meanwhile, back in Drama Acres, Grimnir LeStrange tells Madeleine Estic-Moiselle a dirty joke. About a chair-desk. Sometimes I wish I could hear these jokes; other times, I'm just as glad I can't. Madeleine thought it was funny, anyway.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c90cd85_bd81d5c1.jpg
"Thank you for agreeing to be my first makeover, Ms. Dawn! You won't regret it!"
"Waitaminute - Lily said you were learning, she didn't say anything about me being first."
"Now, just relax, and sit very very still. Don't worry, I have a high creativity score!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c90cd85_9d81d6bd.jpg
"Say, kid, that's not bad!"

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_1d0b8fea_7d85d4f5.jpg
Two aliens from different planets, both trapped on Earth.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_1d0b8fea_3d85f880.jpg
Scariest baby ever!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_1d0b8fea_5d870659.jpg
Still scary!

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_1d0b8fea_7d870bed.jpg
eep!
(the green one is the result of the first two female pregnancy, between the two aliens.)

[TotallySimsCrazy]

Doesn't that look cosy?
http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o608/TotallySimsCrazy/snapshot_5d3e6e3d_9d849647_zps7946b849.jpg

[May93]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_fd7e0c4c.jpg
Jean has an unhappy birthday

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_1d872c5d.jpg
Brandi feeds the baby on it's father.

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_3d872de2.jpg
And then sends a new victim to the plant
She takes revenge on a guest who ate too much

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy194/Saki-M/snapshot_2dae7a30_3d872fb6.jpg
Killing her lovers is one thing, but I think she might've gone too far this time, killing her children's friend.

[Aegagropilon]

Tessa Ramirez took one look at Stella Gieke in her (lack of a) work uniform and plunked herself down next to her on the couch. Supposedly she was watching tv, but she spent more time glancing at Stella's leaves and grinning stupidly.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/TessaLooksHappy.jpg


Tessa's girlfriend Freya Lam wasn't as impressed with Stella's foliage (and with Tessa's reaction to said greenery) and made her displeasure known in the way only a ventrilofart/insult combo can.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/FreyaGoesOnTheOffensive.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/FreyaIsPissed.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_5d875afd.jpg

"...uh, Sienna, why are you-?"
"I want to be."
"*still has a crush on her*...You got naked for me?"
"Ew, no! For my boyfriend. I guess his brother is dating someone who skinny dipped in jacuzzis, and wanted to know if I would do the same since he's promising to wait until marriage with me. We're just going to cuddle, nothing over the top."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_bd875b2d.jpg

"So...get out Sebastien!"
"Ack!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_1d875b33.jpg

"No...YOU get out! Haha!"
"I'm serious. Get out of the hot tub."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_bd248c30_fd875ba3.jpg

Sebastien gets out. Maxwell is a bit turned off by the situation, despite his desire to get close to his girl. He shortly follows the alien hybrid. A party is probably a bad place to practice foreplay.

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_79956ced_1d8761ba.jpg
Pearl Onions got an A+, but - maybe she needs to go tell Grammy instead of Mom and Dad.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_999579a5_9d88967f.jpg
"Agh! Ghost dog!"
"What!"
"There's a ghost dog! Right behind you! And it's growling at me!"
"Lady! You stop that! It's okay, Dove - that's the dog that died when I was little. She's a good dog. She doesn't recognize us, that's all. Don't worry, she won't bite."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_b9958601_1d85fabc.jpg
I wonder what Lazlo finds so interesting in Pierre's explanation to his oldest daughter about the um, spiritual connection he made with her late mother, with her late mother's best friend acting as medium.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_bd88a1c3_3d88a1c4.jpg
Kestrel Hawkins steels herself to walk as far as the University Way Shops in a faux medieval outfit so tight she can barely take a step.

[JayKenz]

My self-sim and boyfriend's self-sim went on their honeymoon. They decided to Woohoo. In order to give them privacy, I left the room and waited around outside.

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q537/CaptainSkullFck/snapshot_bd8edc11_bd8f12dc_zpse90d017a.jpg

I didn't realize I dragged them to a nudist resort. :/

Unusual things happened at Vicnud and Bella Curious's wedding.

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q537/CaptainSkullFck/snapshot_5d3e8fd8_7d3e9baa_zpsb7bf15ea.jpg

Jenny! Don't heart fart your Uncle! Once removed?

[Fivey]

Isn't Jenny a sister of Pascal? Or is that Jill, which would actually be her uncle? Either way, squick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_2d7b3372_bd902a55.jpg

In the middle of the night, some random couple appears on the Specter doorstep.

"Hi, I'm Ophelia Nigmos. Almost Ophelia Whippler! Hee. Is my aunt Olive still living here, or did the old bat finally die?"
"She passed on."
"Oh. Do you mind if we live here? I'm kind of an orphan because of her."

Franz is revolted by the idea, while Chaz Whippler is just curious where the cheese is kept. Reluctantly, mostly due to the persuasion of his robot wife, he allows them to set up a house where the graveyard used to be.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_2d7b3372_fd903214.jpg

Which doesn't keep them from wandering into the Specter property.

"Hello, why are you in my house?"
"My wife needed to use the stove in here, because I was using the one in our house."
"Yes, and you?"
"There are chairs in here."
"You have a couch in your house to eat on."
"I prefer table and chairs, and so does my wife."
"Um, okay."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_2d7b3372_fd903291.jpg

Can't beat them? Join them.

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_59955bb7_5d909c38.jpg
Samantha Ottomas is trying to get along with her future daughter-in-law, Harriet Hawkins, but it's uphill work. Samantha teaches high school and Harriet plans to be a teacher, so you'd think school would be a good topic of conversation between them, but apparently they have some basic theoretical differences.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1a093f96_7d91a1d3.jpg
Vidcund Neugierig isn't very good at pretending to look at decoration while actually checking out a girl's butt.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1a093f96_1d91b72c.jpg
Josephine Ruben loves showing off at the karaoke machine! I'm sure her parents wouldn't get bent out of shape at all if they could see this.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_b9e94576_1d8f368b.jpg
Phoenix McClellan got engaged to Georgette Skirt so he could move out of the House of Fallen Trees, where he's worn out his welcome; but can even a Romance sim be comfortable sleeping with a woman under the eyes of so many mementos of past conquests?

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_bd933cb8.jpg

"Loser, put your shirt on. We're taking you to Anhydrous."
"What's that?"
"A strip club. I don't know why it's called Anhydrous, the owner is just an idiot."
"Wait, why are you taking me to a strip club!?"
"Your girlfriend's blue balling you. How long do you expect to be a virgin, dude?"
"We were hoping to wait until we're married!"
"You're a sad excuse for a frat boy."
"Because I care about my girlfriend's feelings? Since anyway, isn't getting blue balled the entire point of going to a strip club?"
"Er...that's besides the point! Get your damn shirt on! Midas is driving, by the way."
"I really don't want to go."
"Sucks for you."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_fd9340b6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_3d93406d.jpg

Yeah, Strip Joints just aren't for Maxwell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snapshot_fd189f11_9d934120.jpg

Midas also agrees that the strippers here are lame, and they formulate an escape plan to travel as far away from this cruddy place as humanly possible. James is in the bathroom getting a quickie from one of the workers, so he doesn't mind the shoddy club as much.

[Peni Griffin]

The organizing principle of today's randomness is: Inappropriate conversations!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_ed7b3373_1d95a7d2.jpg
Mitchella Curious tries to impress cousin Jill with how grown-up she is, talking solemnly about Tycho's potty-training issues. Jill, to her credit, listens with a straight face.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_b9e94576_fd8f30b1.jpg
On a visit to Dior Skirt, Dove demonstrates that she is, indeed, a Hawkins. Presumably the justification for this topic is that Dior's big sister just got engaged.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_db63601c_fd946248.jpg
Tina Traveler is the first one to bring up the elephant in the living room - Trisha's babymaking affair with Julian Cooke, and the fact that her parents haven't woohooed once since her conception.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_db63601c_fd9463f3.jpg
Trent spontaneously kissed Trisha in front of Julian, so presumably that's the instance of cheating that Tina followed her into the bathroom to congratulate her on. Or this might be sarcasm. Tina isn't very fond of her mom right now.

[McChoclatey]

Don't you wanna play a card game with with Io?

http://i50.tinypic.com/m94ttz.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2vu0y6e.jpg

He's offering!

[Orilon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Orilon/JanDavidCurious.png

Vidcund Curious' wife Jan was trying to teach their son David a Nursery Rhyme, but he was more interested in chewing on his hand.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/siennasnipe1.jpg

Sienna Larson brought her cousin, Snipe Grunt, out for dinner. When they sat down, Snipe began to go on about making out and kissing her boyfriend (I kid you not, that was the only thing she really talked about). Sienna sat and listened, while her stomach churned. It wasn't her Baked Alaska pounding on her digestive system, but the knowledge of the oncoming trainwreck. She knew it had to be said. It was the entire reason why they went out. So, while her younger cousin scarfed down a fine filet mignon, Sienna hesitantly spoke.

"You shouldn't stay with him."

Snipe slowly looked up, mouth full of steak. She swallowed.

"What?"
"Arwin. You shouldn't be with Arwin."
She shook a bit, then slid back in her seat.
"Why's that? Because he's too old for me? I can grow older. Because he's not nice? I'm not nice either. So, what is it? Why shouldn't I be with the person who makes me happy?"
"He's...a bad person."
"How?"
"He hurts women, Snipe. In the worst possible ways."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/siennasnipe2.jpg

Snipe removed herself from her seat. She glared at her cousin, and replied.
"You're suggesting my boyfriend's a rapist?"
"I'm not suggesting he is. I'm telling you he is."
"What gave you that crazy idea?"

Sienna also stood up.

"Snipe, he tried to force himself on me!"
"Why would he do that?"
"I don't know!"

In frustration, the teen ran back into the restaurant. Sienna followed, and grabbed her shoulder. Snipe spun around.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/snipesienna3.jpg

"You're wrong! Arwin would never do that! "
"He did though, so he is obviously capable of doing so!"
"Why are you trying to break us up? Are you jealous?"
"NO!"
"Oh, so you just don't want me to be happy?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/siennasnipe4.jpg

"I WANT you to be happy, but I also don't want you to get hurt! Please, Snipe! Think reasonably!"
"I'll ask HIM what happened first, then I might trust you!"
"He's going to lie!"
"I don't need to hear this! I'm leaving! Thanks for the dinner."

Well, that was a bumble.

[Peni Griffin]

At least she tried.

Those awkward third-party moments:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c6396b7_bd98858e.jpg
"I see nothing, I see nothing..." David came in here to grow his little brother Pete up; but now Mom and Dad have him so embarrassed, he can't remember how!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c6396b7_5d988862.jpg
Dora, having grown Pete's twin Dorothy up, rushes her to the potty in the master bedroom, then clears them both out expeditiously. "About to try for my sixth grandchild, eh? Well, don't let me hold you up!" (Actually, they're just getting their mood up for the long hard weekend. They can't start Grandchild #6 till David leaves for college.)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1c639894_5d9861c5.jpg
Guy and DJ commiserate over the behavior of Eva the cheerleader and Gunnar Roque. "I could scratch both their eyes out!"
"Well, don't. You'll get arrested."
"Oh, but you'd alibi me."
"Yeah, I probably would. Hey - did you know you have pretty eyes? They're kind of hard to see, but-"
"Wait, what are you losers doing?" Beauty timing! Gunnar likes luring women away from other guys; this is the first time the shoe's been on the other foot, and it's all his own fault.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7c639893_1d9700c8.jpg
"Don't mind me, y'all."
"Don't worry, we don't."

[WelshPrincess]

Yellow sims?

[WelshPrincess]

what the....

[Orilon]

This is a Sims 2 thread, so the Yellow Sims come from her/his Custom Content Alien skins.

[M.M.A.A.]

WelshPrincess, please do not double post, instead, edit your previous post and add to it.

[Aegagropilon]

WelshPrincess: Orilon's right: the skintone is CC, more specifically jesstheex's "Wearing Diamonds" skintones (in Pooklet's unnaturals).



Thialfi Chalmers can't help but smile as his cheating ex-wife Tempest Grant is turned down by Romance sim Mickey Dosser.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/MickeyDoesNotLikeTempest.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c6396b7_fd988415.jpg
Oh, Jill, mooning after the gay boy who's going to college soon is not the road to happiness! Maybe you can get somewhere with the townie service brat he brought home from school. Or hang on a bit, and maybe you can get together with Gavin Newson. Yeah, that's a good idea.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c6396b7_fd9889ae.jpg
Don't listen to that vixen Dora Ottomas, PT! She's only using you as unpaid labor to get her house clean! What would Jenny say?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fc639893_bd9c5c01.jpg
Monica's come into Strangetown before and not gotten noticed particularly, but let her take Dr. V. Curious to Garden of Eatin' for Baked Alaska Fest, to talk about aliens, and men are lining up to introduce themselves! Including her date's brother, who hangs around in a pointed manner, heart-farting her and making call-me signs. Sorry, Pascal, she likes blonds.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_fc639893_bd9c5f65.jpg
Presumably this is what's behind their sudden argument here, during what was otherwise a friendly game of pool at Strangebrewski's. Monica went to the restroom and came back to this. "Just because you've decided you're an old maid doesn't mean I have to resign myself, too! Butt out."
"I just don't like seeing you make a fool of yourself."
"I'll be as big a fool as I want, thank you very much. At least I'm not sitting on the sidelines letting all my chances walk past."
"At least I'm not freezing to death in a tank top during a blue norther!"

[Peace]

Just because....
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/Maiviastorm/snapshot_1d841467_3d9bd2c6.jpghttp://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/Maiviastorm/snapshot_1d841467_bd9bdf67.jpghttp://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/Maiviastorm/snapshot_3d61f37e_3d9c0f60.jpghttp://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k122/Maiviastorm/snapshot_3d61f37e_dd9c0fb0.jpg

[amora_selvagen]

I am creating cavas with pictures I am taking from my game ..so my sim artist can "paint" it after...

http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s584/amora_selvagen/sims/SailingPainting.jpg

http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s584/amora_selvagen/sims/Fishers.jpg

[McChoclatey]

Tamara and Persepolis

http://i47.tinypic.com/o5rtz4.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/2447144.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/15ehkqr.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/a4ggg.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/kd1qfm.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/243hxg6.jpg

[Wojtek]

@McChoclatey: Very nice pictures :) The third and last one are really cute :D

Life in a city under siege:

http://imageshack.us/a/img197/4737/4czesc.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img141/6710/czesc6.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img443/3535/czesc4.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img21/6263/5czesc.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_ed7b3373_bda1b1ae.jpg
Monica Bratford's first visit to the Curious household got off to a rocky start when she didn't understand Tycho's request for attention. She's obviously never been around children, which is a disadvantage here.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_ed7b3373_7da1b43d.jpg
However, Mitchie undertakes to entertain her while Uncle Vidcund fixes lunch, and she starts to get the hang of it.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1c639894_3da1777a.jpg
Cheerleader Eva Smith could use some lessons in tact. Mickey Dosser puts a good face on it, but he's secretly resolving to bag at least one woman that Gunnar Roque hasn't already broken in!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dc6396e9_1d9d7f56.jpg
"Hi, mister! Did you have a nice soak in our hot tub?"
"Yeah. It's nice of your folks to not chase people out of it."
"I have real nice folks. Can you do times tables?"
"Um, mostly, but I, uh, have to get home."
"Okay. See you around."
Circe, who is enemies with Trent (I think she considers the broken-down trailer a public eyesore), has a legitimate reason to walk up this hill, as she lives at the top of it, but she was eyeing the trash can and giving the visitor the stink eye, obviously wishing for the witness to go away, for some time before giving up when Tina came out with her homework. It is now about 5:30 AM.

[Wojtek]

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/384/czesc3.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img560/7707/czesc1.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img502/9859/snapshot3b56b0aa9b9a4e5.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/OhmygodIgetit.jpg

OH MY GOD I GET IT YOU WANT TO BOINK ALREADY.

I AM NOT CHANGING MY PLOT LINE FOR YOUR INTERESTS.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

I swear, every time I send these two on a date...:faceslap:

[Flarz]

Isn´t it yummi?

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/e/K/B/1eKBX/snapshot_3da22b7a_9da39d91.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/18292105-original.html)
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/e/K/B/1eKBY/snapshot_3da22b7a_bda39db5.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/18292106-original.html)
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/e/K/B/1eKBZ/snapshot_3da22b7a_9da39dc0.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/18292107-original.html)

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c6396b7_7da47702.jpg
David invites Tank to Sharla's birthday party, a crush of people, all having a good time, from David's grandma to his baby brother and sister. Tank hasn't been around toddlers since Buck was one. They seem to have gotten more interesting and less annoying in the interim. This is why I like Tank.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dc639893_9da41793.jpg
And this is why I like Gunnar! First time, ever, with anybody, Stella didn't stop dancing after two seconds! By the end of his grad party she was still about one point off being friends with him - but if she were straight, he'd have laid her by now. And he keeps converting women with negative chemistry into double-bolters. The man has a talent, and I am not talking about the drums!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c6396b7_1da46e67.jpg
The only music at Sharla Ottomas's birthday party is toddler Dorothy plinking away at her xylophone, but there's plenty of dancing, all the same. This is much more successful than the Drama Acres Sharla's birthday, which not only didn't have a party, but featured Dora dropping dead while potty-training Ted in the same moment that Sharla grew up.
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Pascal admires Monica Bratford during her first date with Vidcund. Hold your horses, Pascal, I'm getting your own redhead to you as fast as I can!

[Wojtek]

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[McChoclatey]

This is Teo.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2uppq1e.jpg

So, I decided to send Teo downtown for a little R&R away from his overtly douchebaggy and abusive brother, Edmund. I have him seated at a table, order up a blended juice drink, and before I know it, Teo's face-to-face with his first drink at the bar. I should've known this'd go horribly wrong.

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First thing he vies for after gulping down the pint is to annoy Sandy Bruty, a fairly innocent townie who'd just wanted to admire him. I found this odd, since Teo's a nice (well, nicer than Edmund), shy Sim, the complete opposite of his brother (kind of).

http://i45.tinypic.com/15dmom9.jpg

Next thing I know, he's laughing (loudly) over a joke Sandy tells him afterward. Shy Sims...aren't supposed to laugh that loudly. Definitely drunk.

http://i47.tinypic.com/vrbtwh.jpg

Then Teo made his own fear come true, autonomously. If that's not a drunk Sim for you, then I don't know what is. -_-

http://i50.tinypic.com/pc9hl.jpg

Oh, and by the way, this happened while he was laughing at Sandy's joke--

http://i47.tinypic.com/21brrzk.jpg

WTF is going on in his pants?! Did the bartender spike his drink with Viagra or something? I ordered the bartender to get him a VIRGIN, FFS!

[Flarz]

Let´s rumble!

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[Peni Griffin]

If you're confused about what's going on with his pants, McChocolatey, perhaps Sandy Bruty, who's a Romance sim, could explain it to you?

Selected highlights of the Day of Grad Parties at Scholarship House:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c3c7bad_3dac170d.jpg
"I see y'all don't need any help from me enjoying yourselves!"
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Harriet dutifully hugs her brother-in-law Zeke, who is resolutely thinking about his brother Isaiah rather than about what Harriet and her fiance Ted, there in the foreground (and his drawers) have been doing to contribute to the party score. Although it looks as though she's prepared to tell him all about it. Ezekial's the one that took the Hawkins name, but he's still not quite settled in to the identity. I don't think Ted's going to have that problem.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_5c3c7bad_ddac376d.jpg
Harriet can't believe how big her niece Dove's gotten in such a short time! She was barely a toddler when Harriet left home.
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Dove has no shortage of aunts at this shindig, and they're lining up to play with her. Literally. Here she makes best friends with Aunt Naomi before going out to let Aunt Kestrel swing her around in the front yard.

[amora_selvagen]

Geting ready for dinner tonight...
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s584/amora_selvagen/sims/snapshot_5dae79a0_1daff1ab.jpg
Unfortunatly is just my food, my beer and I...
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s584/amora_selvagen/sims/snapshot_5dae79a0_5db0120e.jpg

[Aegagropilon]

Difficult Subject catches fireflies:
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/DifficultCatchesFireflies.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/DifficultCaughtFireflies.jpg

[Fivey]

Vidcund Curious and his husband Phil adopted a child from the adoption agency by the name of Kayla.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/PhilandKayla.jpg

"So, were you ever taught how to study?"
"No, my momma and dad weren't able to before the lady in the van took me away."
"Oh, why were you taken away?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/AbductedbyAliens.jpg

"Er...THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!"
"Interesting."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/TheAliensonTV.jpg

"You mean like the ones on the TV, Kayla?" Pauper piped up, eyes glued to the screen.
"Yes, just like them! Big, and ugly, and smelly, and green..."
"HEY."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/AlienRacism.jpg

"We do not tolerate RACISM in this household." Vidcund snapped.
"How is th-....okay...I was joking, anyway..."
"Wasn't very funny."
"...my parents drowned. I found the bodies."

The house was silent in slight shock for a moment, then Phil broke the silence and offered their new daughter a trip to the clothier. She gladly accepted.

[MsScribble]

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[Flarz]

amora_selvagen Oi! Isn´t that a strongbow bottle, next to the heineken glas?

[amora_selvagen]

amora_selvagen Oi! Isn´t that a strongbow bottle, next to the heineken glas?
Honestly... I don't know much about beers! :beer: :beer: :beer:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Flarz]

Honestly... I don't know much about beers! :beer: :beer: :beer:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh well, strongbow is cider (applewine) comes from GB. :D :Pint: I wish, i could enjoy some brahma right now. :beer:

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_19aaa080_1daea17b.jpg
Ashleigh Pitts-Upsnott seems intrigued by whatever suggestion Katelyn is making here.
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But when push comes to shove, it's not cows she's interested in. "Scram, straight guy - we've got stuff to do."
"Do you now? What if I just sat quietly in a corner -"
"Scram!"
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Katelyn has other fish to fry, anyway. "Why do you go around in that ridiculous get up, even here, anyway?"
"Contractual obligation. Don't you like my cow outfit?"
"Darlin', nobody likes your cow outfit! It covers your pretty face!"
Katelyn doesn't get enough flattery to pass it up when it comes along.
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At the moment, the cow mascot is more popular than the llama mascot. "How long is he going to stand there cheering?"
"Until one of us kicks him out the door. I'll do it - it's my house."
"Hurry!"
"You heard the lady! Get out!"

[amora_selvagen]

Pleasantview Train station...
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s584/amora_selvagen/sims/HOOD%20PICTURES/snapshot_00000001_fdb3296e.jpg

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[BloodyScholastic]

Wojtek & amora_selvagen: I like how you two made sims and background composition in your pictures. Very well-done and realistic looking :up:

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[Aegagropilon]

I don't think that Samantha Ottomas quite realized what she was in for when she accepted that teaching position in the Strangetown school system: if she's bothered by zombie Matthew Hart and crazy Sarah Love, how's she going to react when she sees her class? Meanwhile, Dora descends the steps to dispense with some arguments before work.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/WelcomeToStrangetown.jpg


Sylvester and Felix Kat (incorrectly) speculate on the cause of their mom's recent weight gain.
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Joshua takes a page out of his brother Grimm's book in order to tell Beth that, while he hates to be the "bear-er" of bad news, it's really late and she needs to get some sleep.
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Vidcund -- with a little help from Dr. Ursus Lepus -- goofs around with his son Sputnik.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/VidcundIsADork.jpg

[amora_selvagen]

Oh well, strongbow is cider (applewine) comes from GB. :D :Pint: I wish, i could enjoy some brahma right now. :beer:

OMG!! So... What a smart A** this sim .... He did trick me... He told me it was beer.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks!!! Someone will swimm in a pool without ladder :cool: :cool:
:beer: with Brahma!!! :Pint:


more pics...

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[Peni Griffin]

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When the Curiouses visited Nervous Specter and his housemate/caretaker Christy Inada, Pascal's daughter Mitchella thought Daddy spent waaaaay too much time talking to Christy out at the gate.
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A coach and a cow mascot exchange nefarious plans. Also, burping is funny.
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Ted Ottomas hadn't showered yet when the college timer ran down and his grow-up animation overtook him. He was taking the compost out in his drawers, and grew up into a new set of drawers.
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Castor, what exactly are you telling your romance-inclined son in front of his newest girlfriend, and why do Jane and Samantha seem to be down with it? I call this irresponsible parenting! "Ah, yes, I remember when I had three loves at once..."

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/Deniseisdead.jpg

Denise FINALLY rose from the dead as a ghost. She died right when the twins were born, and now they're a quarter way through their teen lifespan. Lazy ghost.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/angryghost.jpg

Over time, I sold the crappy bed they owned in exchange for a much better quality bed. Which means she was not a happy spirit.

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She took it out on Henri.

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"Wow, that was amazi-OH DEAR I SOILED MYSELF."

[Peni Griffin]

Yeah, well, suffering for new experiences. It all comes out in the wash.

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"Say, Guy! You know Heidi's been fretting about how to break up with Dominic. I bet she'd be really grateful if you shortcut the process!"
"Grateful, huh?" Guy smirks. "You're a real humanitarian, Honey! Only have her best interest at heart, do you?"
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Heidi thinks Guy just has a question about how to do his hair when he starts interviewing for jobs; but when a compliment on her fashion sense segues into a reference to how well she kisses, she slides into a favorable response, right in back of the chair where Dominic's studying, without noticing.
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Dominic leaps to his feet as if stung, and Honey seizes her opportunity. (Yes, yes he was studying in his swimsuit in the middle of winter.)
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Heidi is shocked and appalled. "Honey! What are you doing?"
"I've always loved Dominic! And I'd never ever cheat on him like you've been doing!"
Suddenly everything's clear to Heidi. "You've both been playing me for a fool, haven't you? You weren't ever interested in me! You were practicing for her!"
"No, I -"
"Don't even talk to me!"

[Fivey]

Ehh, he's really sloppy anyway. It's not like he cares. He started to attract flies, though...

Jean-Baptiste and Henri went out for dinner at a restaurant.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/stealfood.jpg

Some Downtownie swipes Henri's meal before he even has the chance to put down his glass!

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"But I....I was hungry. You stole my food. You stole my food that I ordered."
"Huh. Oh well."

Something has to be done.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/hmph.jpg

Henri is about to throw his glass into the thief's face, but decides to snag his food back when he puts down the dish. He refuses to acknowledge the impolite elder.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/jeanhenri.jpg

"Jean, the service here sucks! I don't think we should tip!"
"Pfff. We shouldn't have to pay for treatment like this."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, brother?"
"Let's get out of here before the host notices! HE can deal with our bill!"

[Flarz]

[QUOTE=amora_selvagen]OMG!! So... What a smart A** this sim .... He did trick me... He told me it was beer.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks!!! Someone will swimm in a pool without ladder :cool: :cool:
:beer: with Brahma!!! :Pint:

:rofl: Your sim tricked you? I bet he´s a friend of teddy.

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Teddy knows less as nothing, about alcohol he just drink it. :lol: :beer:

[amora_selvagen]

[QUOTE=amora_selvagen]OMG!! So... What a smart A** this sim .... He did trick me... He told me it was beer.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks!!! Someone will swimm in a pool without ladder :cool: :cool:
:beer: with Brahma!!! :Pint:

:rofl: Your sim tricked you? I bet he´s a friend of teddy.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/f/V/a/1fVaq/66526_492397897446643_1904033409_n.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/18571010-original.html)

Teddy knows less as nothing, about alcohol he just drink it. :lol: :beer:

loool
This was right now a good thing.. It made me laugh... after I cried so much :cry: :cry: ... I deleted all my documents folders (yes... I know...stuuuuupid)...Now I lost all my downloads , games... and other things....(not important docs since I only had my sims in this folder and its downloads)....But all my games... start over again .. download things... Why Ana ....Whyyyyyy???? :llama: :llama:

[Flarz]

[QUOTE=Flarz]

loool
This was right now a good thing.. It made me laugh... after I cried so much :cry: :cry: ... I deleted all my documents folders (yes... I know...stuuuuupid)...Now I lost all my downloads , games... and other things....(not important docs since I only had my sims in this folder and its downloads)....But all my games... start over again .. download things... Why Ana ....Whyyyyyy???? :llama: :llama:

Oh noo poor you!!! :| This is hardcore, all files gone.....very heavy!!! I always make backups. You never know what happens. I remembered, you liked sleazes. The story continues in our page (mamba city). If you care, read some chapters. Maybe it helps you and you feel better? If you need some help about "lost" files let me know. :up: :D

[Aegagropilon]

Mr. Big and the Diva stare deeply into the eyes of the ones they love the most.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/HelloGORGEOUS.jpg

[Night Racer]

Aeg: I read your caption and was waiting for the picture to load and thought "Aw I bet this will be romantic."



Then it loaded and I died.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/umwhatwasthat.jpg

"...did you hear that by any chance?"
"Hear what, Arwin?"
"It sounded like a bell."
"When you-?"
"Yes, I do believe that's when it happened. You heard it, right?"
"Mmm...I think so...why?"
"I think I remember something about that in health class, that's all. Why don't I remember?"
"We can't remember, because we skipped class half the time to make out. Which was your idea, by the way."
"Yes, but you went along with it, didn't you? I'm going to go clean up, I have class in a bit."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/uhoh.jpg

She took a test later, and then remembers what that batty old woman was going on about in high school. Uh...oops.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/omgbaby.jpg

She confronts him with the issue.

"Dear, I remembered what they were saying in health class."
"What's that?"
"Erm...it signals conception...we're going to have a baby."
"You're kidding!"
"No...you're not mad, are you?"
"Mad? Why would I be mad? I'm completely excited! Imagine us, parents! We are going to spoil that child, you understand me? Spoil him! Or her! I want a good life for my kid! Oh, you're going to make a wonderful mother! Especially when you pop! Women look absolutely precious in that state, I swear! I am going to pamper you and make sure you are comfortable, and probably take way too many pictures of you until you get mad! We are going to make adorable children together!"
"Arwin, our house is tiny! Where is the baby going to fit?"
"I'll make room!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/cleaningup.jpg

Obviously, he isn't going to keep the baby down here! That's crazy. There is a space above which will suit fine, but just in case anyone wanders down here, he wants it to be free of blood and urine. He makes a note to buy some bleach, for the basement and also for his pants. New clothes would be better. Possibly hiding that urn would also be a good idea. There's also some dishes strewn about to clean up...

[Peni Griffin]

Eviler and Eviler...
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Skylar, are you sure that's a good idea in your condition?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_bd738ca8_7db92b9c.jpg
The crossed arms and thoughtful posture made me wonder if Lily hadn't noticed something suspicious in the game of kicky bag her husband's having with an ex-girlfriend; but in a minute she'll perform a trifecta of heartfarting, swooning, and come-on motions that tell me she's merely fixated on the spectacle of two fit young male Romance sims pillowfighting.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_9db96616.jpg
All the boys Andice invited over become suddenly subdued when they come inside and see Mom dishing up chili in her underwear. Even distracted by her half-brother's worries about school and homework, Andice notices that they're all either staring openly or conspicuously looking everywhere but at her pregnant body. At least Daddy's done reading the riot act to the one who threw a water balloon at her. How long does it take to die of embarrassment? Because she feels like she should have done it by now.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7a646ced_ddb801d8.jpg
Nemo LeStrange fails miserably at being picked up by a girl. Why is she following him around and what is this dancing business she wants to do? Everybody tries to make him dance and he doesn't get it!

[Flarz]

Agnes Norris

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/g/f/F/1gfFh/snapshot_9dac5726_fdb9e6d6.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/18649803-original.html)

[Peni Griffin]

She's looking kind of pale there. You didn't turn her vamp, did you?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7a646ced_ddb80fc3.jpg
"Never mind my brother, y'all! Sometimes he just stands stock-still like that. If you notice him he'll poke or ventrilofart you, so pay him no mind."
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_3db96d7b.jpg
"And of course you've got to bear in mind that anybody who eventually marries My Daughter will have to have a good, steady job. And references. Genetic testing might be a good idea as well."
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"I'm sure anybody'd be happy to punch a clock for her, sir." No more room in the hot tub, so Diff and Grimnir find other things to do.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_3db96e8d.jpg
Andice Point talks about books with her dad while two of the visiting boys fight over her. She will never be allowed to invite the entire household over again.

[Aegagropilon]

Aeg: I read your caption and was waiting for the picture to load and thought "Aw I bet this will be romantic."



Then it loaded and I died.

:rofl: Glad you liked it!



Brooke Hoffman cheats horribly at chess (and Goz Hawkins isn't so easily fooled).
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/BrookeThinksGozLooksLikeARealSucker.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/BrookeCheatsAsWellAsHerSonDoes.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_bd738ca8_5db92a23.jpg
Daniel Kim's party gets off to a rough start as his half-brother is struck by lightning on the doorstep. However, he's enemies with one of the other guests, so perhaps it's all for the best.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_5db96704.jpg
The mob scene at the Point house when Andice impulsively covers up how much she "likes" (as opposed to likes) Pascal Neugierig by inviting him to bring his whole family. Now green boys she's not related to (as far as anyone can tell) with bad French accents are vacuuming up the food, Pascal is carefully not looking at her pregnant and nearly-naked mother, who is enjoying herself way too much, and the invisible end table is preventing a kicky bag game.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_39eb1a0c_5db96ae7.jpg
Andice triple-bolts Lukey, but Sadie is skeptical about him.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3c00d85f_bdbd3b16.jpg
At AJ Centowski's birthday party, she entertains Dove Hawkins with a joke about - briefcases? Really? What does a first-grader find funny about briefcases? Oh, well, as long as Dove gets it, I don't have to!

[Flarz]

Thomas Magnum

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/4/N/S/14NSx/snapshot_9c016208_7ce58cc9.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/15921385-original.html)
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[Peni Griffin]

I post too much.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a39d2e4_9dbaad6a.jpg
Esteban Casa, Grouchiest Man in Drama Acres, has the basic problem in running his store that, when a customer complains, his first response is not to be conciliatory. Wait, what's that going on in the background? Is that -?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3a39d2e4_3dbaad95.jpg
Yes, it was shy little Ruby Gorey ventrilofarting a burglar! He doesn't take it well, but she stands her ground.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9c906aac_1dbc270c.jpg
Count Ralph, Esteban Casa's only competition for the title of Grouchiest Man in Drama Acres, invades the home of Beverly Spitzig, who recently beat him up.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_9c906aac_ddbc2700.jpg
Yeah, bearding the lioness in her den in front of her cubs? Bad idea, Count Ralph!

[Aegagropilon]

Yeah, bearding the lioness in her den in front of her cubs? Bad idea, Count Ralph!

Count Ralph doesn't have good instincts in that regard. He showed up at Grimm and Ruby Subject's house in the middle of the night once and immediately got trounced by its resident hurricane-force mama bear.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/RubyTrouncesRalph.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/whatthehell.jpg

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU FILTHY LECH!"
"Hey, I'm just doing what's natural to me!"
"BUT SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/idontdeservethis.jpg

"YOU! WHY'D DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM!?"
"H-he's just so romantic..."
"DO YOU SLEEP WITH EVERYONE WHO GETS TEN STEPS CLOSE TO YOU?"
"N-no, I....I d-didn't want you to...I-I'm sorry!"
"GET OUT. NOW. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/growapair.jpg

"Oh, why did this happen to...me? I just wanted to live happily w-w-with MY girlfriend, but she slept with my frat brother. He knowingly seduced my girlfriend, and she FELL for it! Who am I supposed to trust anymore? I can't trust anyone! Not that skank...or that satyr..."
"I'm RIGHT HERE, dude. I can hear you insulting me."
"I know...-sob-"
"Dude, throw a punch if you're that angry at me! I won't mind!"
"Um...I don't know how to fight...and I don't like fighting..."
"Wow. No wonder your girlfriend traded you off. You need to grow a pair."
"Leave me alone! Stop being a bully!"
"I'm gonna soak in the hot tub. You know, where I banged your girlfriend. Come back when you have an ounce of dignity."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/ughhhhhh.jpg

First thing he actually does is go and call up his ex.

"Vermy...can we talk? No...oh, Avarice just came back?...I broke up with her...She cheated on me wi-...yes, I know the irony...You're not helping...I'm not in the mood to get made fun of!...I-I just wanted to talk to someone while I heated up my tea...Well, I drink tea sometimes, when I'm sad! It's not unnatural....If you're going to be mean about it, then I'll hang up!...No, I'm not trying to get back with you...unless you want me to?....Oh, you're engaged...to who?...Mitch Indie?...Seriously?...No, there's no problem...congrats I guess...We should meet up again, for old times sake...I'll call you in the morning about it, then, to see if you changed your mind...Bye."

[Aegagropilon]

Monica Bratford started to pick a fight with Joshua Evans, but quickly realized that she was in over her head once his dad and sister-in-law showed up.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/MonicaRealizesThatShesInOverHerHead.jpg


While Cassini Drone and Stella Gieke play darts, the Grim Reaper tells the story of the time he was challenged to a fiddle contest.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/StoryOfTheFiddleContest.jpg


William Williamson decided to do some conspicuous oversharing while his girlfriend Lisa's ex-husband Checo was within earshot. Unfortunately, the person he's oversharing to is Tessa.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/WilliamDoesSomeConspicuousOversharing.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

Well, but Tessa wants her mother to be happy, right? What's more happy-making than getting laid? I see what you did with Checo's hair, there...
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_cd338e66_3dc00054.jpg
Loki Beaker has a scary cough. Great, now I have flu in Strangetown.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_cd338e66_7dbff96a.jpg
Alas, poor Yorik! Circe ripped his heart out, and it's an unhealthy color.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3d4fef37_5dbe824c.jpg
Hula at the warehouse!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3d4fef37_1dbe8279.jpg
Vid, what are you doing?"
"Cleaning up this gawdawful mess, what does it look like?"
"Well, clean it up later! I want to take a shower."
"Go ahead. I'm not stopping you."
"I'm not undressing with you here."
"We've all seen eachother's junk in the lab, Lukey, what's your problem? Afraid you don't measure up?"
"Just - scram, okay!"

[Fivey]

Family get-togethers can be aggravating, especially when the guy you are woefully expecting to be your son-in-law walks, and he's a perverted creep. General Buzz found out that one, when his daughter strolled in tiredly with her creep of a boyfriend on the day of Bertha's teen birthday. His shirt didn't help the situation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/aclearunderstanding.jpg

"Do you mind if I ask why you knocked up my daughter?"
"I didn't knock her up on purpose. It happens, especially when you put yourself at the risk several times in the day. You shouldn't be so angry about it. I'm certainly not! More grandchildren for you, right?"
"I wanted her to finish school! I especially wanted for her to drop your ass on the curb!"
"We're getting angry. Calm down. It isn't healthy for the old and weak to overreact. It gets your blood pressure up, doesn't it?"
"Don't act innocent! I know what you did to my niece, and seeing from the missing people reports, I know what you're doing to others! You're a sick creature!"
"Oh, why do you think I had anything to do with those missing persons? You know what, Buzz? I want you to have a clear understanding of the situation."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/Iamgoingtomarrythefarkoutofyourdaughter.jpg

Arwin cocked his head to the other side, and continued.

"I am going to marry your daughter. I will eventually ask her. She's going to accept, you and I both know that. We're going to have a magical wedding, with tons of guests. Your daughter, my future wife, is going to have a gorgeous dress. In ivory. After we exchange vows, we'll unite, and most likely consummate in the limo. I have a house picked out already, to fill with the many kids your daughter and I plan to have. I do hope we grow old together, it would certainly be nice to be with her our entire life. By the way, she doesn't particularly want to hold a job, and she has told me the only reason she went on to college was to meet up with me. If I wanted to, I could tell her to drop out and she would. If I told her to stay home and cook all day, she would. Why? She's obsessed with me. She would do everything I tell her, and would do everything to protect my name. If you tried to scare her away from being with me, she would resist and refuse. I wouldn't bother trying to convince her, anymore. Too much effort for so little payoff."
"Then I'll have to try the old fashioned way, then."
"What's that?"
"Prove you guilty!"
"Hm. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavor. It wouldn't surprise me if you fell off the Earth before you were able to prove me of such horrific crimes. Strangetown does have a weak police force, and little-to-no government. Sometimes, I wonder how you're all able to take down burglars with your grand staff of two."
"It'll be the will that keeps me alive, Beaker. I'm not going to follow the Reaper into the afterlife, until you get the punishment you deserve! Watch your back."
"Sure, I'll make note of that. Thanks for giving me the heads up."

[McChoclatey]

Introducing....Butterscotch!

http://i46.tinypic.com/16kqeso.jpg

And my new Sim Matt Shrapnel is a pervert:

http://i47.tinypic.com/x816t.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/2s9duti.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/nv5liv.jpg

WE GET IT, YOU'RE A ROMANCE SIM!

[wayyuay]

http://i45.tinypic.com/zn8scj.jpg
Was thinking of doing a story out of them four so I thought I'll make a cover like the ones they do in wattpad XD The one with black hair is Roy, the blonde on the couch is Cedric, the readhead is Montaine, and the girl is Erynn. All 3 are sort of princes and the girl is the daughter of the general whom Roy's father had arrested XD

[Peni Griffin]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_999579a5_3dc65565.jpg
Yep, we're at Hawkins Prime, where cold weather is never a problem because things are always hot, hot, hot! The loading screen is looking a little sparse lately, with no one on it except Granny, Pigeon and Zeke, Dove, and the dog. Even with the promise of the pregnancy, that's an abnormal lack of chaos for this family. I'm not comfortable with it.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_999579a5_7dc65711.jpg
Hmmm...looks like Granny Kitty isn't, either. Bwee-hee-hee!! (That's an evil giggle. Neither Kitty nor I can manage an evil laugh.)
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_999579a5_1dc6585d.jpg
Kitty makes two batches of cheesecake to make sure everybody gets some when her oldest daughter, also pregnant, visits with her family. "Wow, this stuff's really good! I may need another helping."
"We should send some across the street to Sparrow. Ever since she got pregnant, it's like she's eating for three!"
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7db038eb_7dc66919.jpg
Next door, at Harriet Hawkins's wedding to Ted Ottomas, Sharla appears apprehensive about her unmarried sister Theodora's intentions toward Harriet's thoroughly married, but also thoroughly alluring, older brother Harris.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/bonding.jpg

Loki, what are you doing to that poor boy?

"We're bonding. Sheesh."
"Are you sure about this, Mr. Beaker?"
"Yeah, just strap yourself in."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/itllcomeoutinthewash.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/owthishurts.jpg

"Ow. Ow."
"How do you feel?"
"It hurts. I think I-"
"It'll come out in the wash."
"This doesn't seem safe."
"No pain, no gain."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/BONDINGISWEAR.jpg

"...BONDING! THIS IS BONDING!"

You're getting something out of this, I know it.

"OKAY, IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY! IT'S STILL BONDING!"

No wonder your son is so messed up.

[Aegagropilon]

I love Kitty. She makes the best Chaos Cheesecake.


Kitty Hawkins puts her knack for dirty jokes to use by performing an educational and informative freestyle at the Comandgo Emporium. She gathered a huge crowd and earned 100 simoleons in short order, all without a single creativity point. Sure they thought her rhymes stunk, but lord did they not want her to stop!
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/KittyRapsAboutTheThingsThatTweetAndBuzz.jpg


Rock on, Hawkins.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/KittySaysPeaceOut.jpg

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/cheatingfeelsawesome.jpg

Melody Tinker invited Reinier Ellis out for an outing along with some friends. Rein accepted, and told her that the date was a one time thing, so don't expect anything dirty.

Of course, they ended up having their first time (as a couple; both have breeded kids) in the photobooth.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/butwaitwhat.jpg

But wait, what's this? Green aviators downtownie expressed major disgust at the situation.

"I don't get it! You just banged that chick over there! But you're banging another chick right now! What kind of sick person are you?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/reinyyoubastard.jpg

"...Reinier...why?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/ohmelyouresopretty.jpg

She then took autonomous pictures with the photobooth. Romantic pictures.

"OH Y-YOU'RE STILL PRETTY MEL! I KNOW EVERY BODY JUST USES YOU FOR SEX, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN.

THAT WAS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE.

I'M SO LONELY."

I wouldn't be surprised if she had self-esteem issues.

[Peni Griffin]

I think he's the kind of sick person who gets lucky more often than Green Aviator Glasses does...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_3d4fef37_bdbe71df.jpg
The warehouse boys haul their sorry grades home from school and try to cheer each other up after they set their homework down in the front office. Why is Nemo smiling? A part of him is still back at the Munny house, sitting in the hot tub next to Gracie Hawkins...
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7db038eb_3dc669ab.jpg
Pregnant ladies...kicky bag...one person conspicuously underdressed...must be a Hawkins wedding!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7dad80d6_1dc69ab2.jpg
And another one! Who needs to hire a band when the bride owns a violin?
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_19f2e582_1dc9191a.jpg
Lazlo Neugierig came home with Mark Munny, played some kickybag, accepted a big lot of produce and fish, ate a big dinner, and then wandered into the nearest bedroom to take a nap. Hey, he's not used to having a full stomach and never had anybody to explain manners to him. Besides, as long as he's asleep in there, Ma and Pa can't contribute woohoo to the score of the party Frank's throwing ten feet away - and you know they were considering it!

[Fivey]

Loki gets a bit overenthusiastic

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/ILOVEYOUSONINLAW.jpg

"I LOVE YOU SON-IN-LAW NOW PLEASE DELIVER GRANDCHILDREN"
"Agh! I'm not your son-in-law yet! Don't touch me!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/gran-NO.jpg

"...Gran-"
"No."

[Peni Griffin]

More stray wedding shots:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_7db038eb_3dc66985.jpg
Samantha Ottomas spotted the fiancee of the sister of the bride, heartfarted, sizzled, put up a call-me sign, and proceeded to monopolize him for the rest of the party. Fortunately Peter was busy watching kickybag.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dd75e92c_1dcbe087.jpg
Speaking of kickybag, Jovita Casa took on all comers at her wedding to George Hawkins, froufy dress or no froufy dress!
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dd75e92c_ddcbe022.jpg
While George talked to his future cousin (Sparrow being his favorite aunt), Esteban Casa demonstrated yet again that he cannot be trusted out in public, nose-flicking George's second-favorite aunt, Georgia Hawkins, almost directly in front of him.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_dd75e92c_ddcbe103.jpg
In the future nursery, Sparrow's husband Gerry gets into a fierce rock-paper-scissors duel with George's mother Ginger. (At least, I presume it's a future nursery. At the moment it's got the computer in it, but two Family/Knowledge sims...it's only a matter of time even if I don't let my desire to see them breed trump their wants.)

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/youneedtofindsomeonebetter.jpg

Melody's a bit stressed out after work and that mess of an outing didn't help. Pan offers her a backrub, like the dependable friend/baby daddy he is.

"I shouldn't have match made you with a married man. You deserve a lot better than that. You should cut off ties with him, really. Hey, how about I get one of my buds to bring over one of his friends? I bet he'll know just the person for you."
"Um. Okay."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/imetalesbian.jpg

When Pan invites Talin, Tal brings along someone who'd work fine for Mel...a woman? It's been a long time since Melody has tried a relationship with a woman. She is cute...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/wahwahwahwahhhhh.jpg

...but not cute enough to inspire Melody to not invite over Reinier and not get pregnant by him. Oops.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/lookwhoispregnantagain.jpg

"Who didn't take my advice? Who didn't take my advice? MOMMY DID! YES SHE DID! MOMMY IS SCREWED NOW, ISN'T SHE? YES!"
"Why do I keep you in this house, again?"

[yinyang_cali]

Oh-kay. Fantasy mode.

Little Gerda and Kai. :bunny:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/lei_fang/snapshot_1dcb9ca0_bdcb9ce0.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/lei_fang/snapshot_1dcb9ca0_bdcbb035.jpg

The Snow Queen...

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/lei_fang/snapshot_1dca9b75_3dcc9a9e.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/lei_fang/snapshot_1dca9b75_7dcc9914.jpg

...and her little snowman (yeah, she really made that).

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/lei_fang/snapshot_1dca9b75_5dcca176.jpg

[Aegagropilon]

None of the other Myshuno players realized just how heavy and pointy and all-around potentially dangerous the plumb bobs in the tumbler were until they saw Idun holding one.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/IdunCouldKillSomeoneWithThatMyshunoThing.jpg


A glitch once trapped Ellison Howe on the Smith property for an extended length of time. She got out unscathed thanks to the batbox, but the blinding hatred she developed for Jenny Smith endures to this day.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/RoboclawCanSmackABitch.jpg

[Flarz]

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/5/0/24502/1/h/g/y/1hgy1/AGH%20YIKES.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/18891525-original.html)

[Wojtek]

A day at school:
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5058/hahahaeg.jpg

[Night Racer]

Flarz: holy crap thats too cool.
Im just playing around with Peni's neighborhood Widespot, and things are getting rather intresting.
Junior Mann caught his fiancee Mary Land cheating on him, with his own father, so he invited her over, and told her to shove it.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-12-12-18-38-52-99.jpg

I feel so bad aw. He looks quite pleased with himself. Jerk.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-12-12-18-39-28-22.jpg

She then lost her mind right then and there, making a right fool of herself. The old man looks rather worried, Junior just wants her to get off his property; he doesn't want the locals to associate his family name with this type of foolishness
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-12-12-18-40-14-84.jpg

Not wanting to witness her lack of self control, junior heads inside, thinking Mary will get the hint and take her leave. She then proceeded to play Mushuno poolside, all by herself, for 4 hours. My, how the mighty have fallen.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-12-12-18-41-42-72.jpg

The next morning Junior invites his baby momma Candy Hart over for a romantic breakfast of cereal, and proposes to her, with Mary's old ring. She seems enthralled by the idea of being Misses Candy Mann.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/fergiefan12/Sims2EP9-2012-12-12-18-46-46-06.jpg

[Peni Griffin]

Holey cheese, you put Rich and Mary together?! I thought I'd been through all the options, but I never figured on that one. Wait'll he finds out about Candy and Rich...At least she got a nice suit out of the deal...(ETA: Of course the old man looks worried; that's her dad, Homer.)

Meanwhile, in Drama Acres:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1dac3189_fdd39e74.jpg
Justine Thyme limbos out the door on her way to the wedding arch as Naomi Gavigan hugs one of her brothers before following her and becoming Naomi Thyme.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1dac3189_ddd3a060.jpg
Justine's outgoing sister Rosemary attempts to hug Naomi's sister-in-law Sophie, whom she just met. Sophie's not a big hugger, I'm afraid.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_1dac3189_1dd3c0f2.jpg
"Hey, Ninevah! Wouldn't you like a kitten or puppy to play with?"
"Wouldn't you like a straitjacket? Where would we put another animal?"
"I'm just saying...!"
Naomi has a point - once you put in the parrot cage, and the litter box, and the cat bed, and the bell toy, and the cat food, and the catnip mouse, there's barely room for the people in that house.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/PeniG/Simshots/Random%20Pics/snapshot_bb268ccc_7dd3e38a.jpg
Next door, Justine's later sister Spring gets tired of trying to scare their father's unflappable cat, Nikki, and goes to urn.

[Fivey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/caesareatstrash.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/caesarnom.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/caesarbeinggross.jpg

DAMMIT CAESAR STOP GROSSING OUT PEOPLE.

[Aegagropilon]

Night Racer: That is one heck of an unusual pairing you have there with Mary and Rich! (I'm trying to imagine what their kids would look like and it's not pretty :lol: )


I've been playtesting (admittedly more playing than testing) Widespot as well :D

Candy Hart sat waaaaaaaay too close to the TV in Skye Weiss's room. She ended up channel surfing until 7am, at which point she went downstairs to get breakfast. She seemed rather pleased with herself: her friend Penny is going to tell people that Candy spent the night up in her dad's room, and she's likely not to include the small, yet very crucial detail that at no point was Skye in the room with her.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/WidespotWeissCandySitsTooCloseToTheTV.jpg


Daytona Beech went to the window to look at the rain, while her son Hamilton did the same action towards the wall. (When they were handing out brains, Hamilton must've misheard and said that he'd take the bus instead...)
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/aegagropilon/WidespotBeechHeyMomWhatAreWeLookingAt.jpg


Nothing out of the ordinary here: just "legitimate businessman" Rich Mann chatting about criminal misdeeds with his wife Lana, impressionable teenager Scot Land, and a random townie stranger.
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Scot Land looks up at the stars with his girlfriend Brooke. Brooke's from... out of town.
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(Brooke's appearance is courtesy of my collection of townified alien skintones. She originally was a cashier generated to fill the second register that I put in the General Store.)

[Fivey]

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Jill is steadily proving her lack of worth as a parent.

"MAX, HOLD THE KID. IT WANTS FOOD."
"Wha- why are you calling our baby an it?"
"It's eyes scare me. Plus I'm hungry."
"Jill! Ugh....come on Tyra. Let's get you a bottle."

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Then Max comes home from work to find this.

"You're on the floor! When has...when were you were last changed, dear?"

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And that's when the arguing started. The fighting followed. Insults began to fly.

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It soon culminated into hate.

[Peni Griffin]

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Theodora's made friends again with most of the guys who have seen her with other guys, or who she's seen with other girls, but their relatives are another matter. This is a problem at family gatherings like Tom's wedding, since Susana is Emilio Casa's sister and David Ottomas's wife. Don't worry, bride Daisy is about to distract Susana with admiration while Tom distracts Theodora with a dirty joke.
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Speaking of dirty jokes, when Dominic sees his old girlfriend Heidi telling one to his past, current, future girlfriend Honey, he's certain that the first requirement for him to get engaged to Honey has been met - the girls are friends again.
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From the department of inappropriate conversations, Strangetown edition: Tank to David Ottomas: "Dude, your dad is hot!"
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David to Tank: "Yeah, I know." (I think it's time to clear gossip in Strangetown again.)

[Fivey]

Melody is a troublemaker.

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"YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD BEING PREGNANT WITHOUT THE FATHER AROUND. ALL I HAVE IS MY SON AND MY BEST FRIEND, WHO IS LUCKILY REALLY HELPFUL. I WISH MY BABY'S FATHER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE SAME."
"Melody!"

Reinier switches seats closer to Melody, in an attempt to brush her off the subject.

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"Well, I don't know about you, dear, but he shouldn't get away with that. He should understand that you need him around. It's his child, too."

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"Oh, is that so?"
"WOW, IT IS HOT OUTSIDE. I SHOULD CHECK THE THERMOSTAT."

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"But what Mrs. Ellis is telling me is true! I should let the father know that he needs to be around for me! Don't you think so, Mr. Ellis?"
"...you should at least be subtle about it."

He feels bad, eventually. When Melody slipped into their bed to fall asleep, Reinier followed and snuggled up to her. Jenny was not happy. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/swallowmeup/jennyfindsout-1.jpg)

[Aegagropilon]

Moar Widespot (the starting teens are now in college) :


Woody Weiss decided that his friend Dixie Land's snowman looked a little lonesome. After all, a good snowman army (he's since built three more) needs more than one standing soldier!
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He's a little worried that Dixie's snowman might have a longer nose, though.

[Peni Griffin]

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When Lance's sister brought Sarah Ruben home, he figured he'd slide on in and make some time, but Sarah is the most contrary girl he's ever talked to! Doesn't back his basketbase team, doesn't like his jokes, can't agree what that weather is!
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The evening is disrupted by Mom's water breaking and everybody crowds into her room to see the twins born. Sadie hands off Adena, the first born, to her husband Clovis, and - wait a minute. What is that? Is Lance -?
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Yes, Lance is working off his nervous energy and flushing his last chance with Sarah down the commode, by the injudicious use of a noogy!
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Oh, well, at least one girl he met today seems to like him!

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[Fivey]

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"Sienna."

...

"Sienna."

...

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"Sienna!"
"Huh? What is i-"

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"...Please tell me that's a pillow you have under there, Verm."
"It isn't."

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"I'm actually disappointed in you, Verm. It sounds strange saying it to a peer, but I'm disappointed."
"Yeah...I know."

[Peni Griffin]

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The birth of the last (?) Beare child, Claire, is attended by a mob of boys who have no idea what to do, but all want to be in the front seat. Except for Grimnir, there in the bathroom, who finds it all too embarrassing!
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Allyn Chalmers used to be known around town as The Diva. Now they're giving that title to this little red-headed upstart. Hmph! Can't say the scarf suits her coloring. And does she really call that primping?
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Susana Ottomas used to be friends with Georgette - used to hope she'd marry her brother Estebanico - but they've been estranged for awhile. The connection is quickly re-established - Estebanico's married, Georgette is engaged, and Susana needs somebody to vent to about her husband David's trampy sister Theodora, who's been such a danger to her brother Emilio's happiness. She can hardly talk about it to David, who, completely unreasonably, blames Emilio for the whole mess.
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"How's Sadie?"
"Buzzing. I'm crashing. Thanks for helping with the twins, Sage Ann."
"Not doing it for you. No, I'm doing it for you, aren't I, you little precious!"
"Well, Adena can't thank you and I can, so - thanks, and good night."
"It's morning."
"Whatever."
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Leslie Gay rings up her first customer on her first day at her new gift boutique. Gee, these cash register keys are confusing!

[Fivey]

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Verm looks into her options to do with the kid.

"Oh, so you're Vermilion! My wife said you were coming by. Something about-?"
"I'm having your son's kid, and I don't feel adept enough with kids to raise it. Since my parents are hoping to actually retire from baby-raising, and they don't actually know I'm...pregnant, I'm just wondering if you're interested."
"Of course! Which son, for curiosity's sake? I know it's not Henri's. Eheheh."
"Sebastien? The one I dated in high school?"
"Ah. Why haven't we met? I don't remember him talking about you all that much."
"Figures."

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"Now, let me see my grandchild! Hel-"
"What the hell, get away from me!"

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"Woah, did I offend you?"
"Don't do that!"
"Why?"
"It reminds me that I'm pregnant!"
"That's a strange thing to say."
"It reminds me that I did something incredibly stupid! I never wanted this to happen, you know?"
"Uh...if it makes you feel any better, none of my children were particularly planned. I love all three of them!"
"It doesn't, Mr. Jacquet! It really doesn't!"

Vermilion then went to the bathroom. Gilbert rolled a want to give her a backrub, which is weird.

[Aegagropilon]

It's times like these that Beth Evans reminds herself that Joshua loves his dad -- his immature, cheerfully-annoying, bad-tempered dad -- very, very much and puts up with his pranks instead of telling Nervous off. That doesn't stop her from giving her father-in-law an epic stink-eye, though.
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(Poor Beth. Things would go a lot easier if the game actually counted her as "family" to Nervous, but she's his stepson's wife and not counted as family even with the inlaw fix installed.)

[Fivey]

Isabella spent her childhood around two very young, casual parents. Her lax lifestyle carries on to this day.

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"Hey, you remember when we lost our virginity, Matt?" says a bare-nekkid Isabella. In front of Matt's boyfriend.

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"Yeah, and looking back on it now, I'm surprised I didn't figure out my sexuality sooner. I couldn't get it up the entire time! I mean, it certainly wasn't a lack of function, that was for sure, but-"
"Um, you guys?" chimes in Magnolia Delarosa, "Is this an appropriate table topic? Pershing doesn't look entirely comfortable with all this."

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"Oh, uh, are you bothered by this, Pershy? I know it's kind of awkward, considering the situation...I can always tell Izz to put some clothes on, if you need that as well."
"No, don't mind me. Carry on."
"You sure?"
"Go for it."
"Erm...alright."

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Pershing Grunt just isn't used to that kind of lifestyle. Once a Grunt, always a Grunt.

[selfmadequeen]

I couldn't figure out a more appropriate thread to post this one...so I hope it's ok.

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These are the current patients of the Nevermore Insane Asylum in my custom hood. The red head is my playable. The "challenge" has been going on for a little while so I actually lost two patients before I had decided to take a group shot.