Ask Serious, Answer Silly!

[5M0K3]

Okay... So I hope this isn't deleted. Anywho, I love playing "Ask Serious, Answer Silly" on forums... So basically you ask a serious question (ex. What is the meaning to life? Why do bad things happen to good people? stuff like that) and someone replies with a silly answer! First answer that question above yours, and in the SAME POST add your question! (that way everyone can ask and answer... Plus it's less messy like that) Let the games begin!

What is the meaning to life?

[Ryanhas2dogs]

What is the meaning to life?

To keep our cats and dogs company. :D

[haricots]

Ryanhas2dogs didn't post a questions, so the answer will be : Your question is the one that is silly.

What will you think if EA shut down?

[DrowningFishy]

Darwinism is right after all.

What's up?

[Damocles]

A ceiling.

What lies on the "other side"?

[DrowningFishy]

A tree.

What goes around?

[haricots]

Patrick and me!

Seriously guys, what is lying behind the 'fourth wall'?

[DrowningFishy]

The bathroom, DUH!

What's shaking?

[smorbie1]

the leaves in the trees

What will happen tomorrow?

[vhanster]

dawn, morning, midday, afternoon, dusk, night

What is the use of dictionary?

[SDRLS]

To find recipes for pie.

How do you tame a lion?.

[quayse]

Put him in a rabbit suit.

Where is the closest place to eat?

[Shhh]

Your hand. Not so tasty though.

Why does the world spin?

[RedSneakers]

It's practising ballet.

What is the purpose of school?

[Yakumo-dono]

To bore people for an average of six hours a day.

Why is the sky blue?

[frankokomando]

Because it's the color of happy.

Why?

[BlakeS5678]

Because you asked.

Why do we love?

[DigitalSympathies]

I'm pretty sure it's just you.

Why do cats meow?

[Rawra]

Because they don't bark.

Why are there bitches on this planet?

[BlakeS5678]

Because you're on it.

Why are tacos mexican.

[5M0K3]

Because something really racist.

Why doesn't the Sism 3 work?

[BlakeS5678]

Because it doesn't.

Why is the Twilight saga so stupid yet bizarrely addictive at the same time.

[alliemarie2323]

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Where did your question marks go?

[5M0K3]

Out for a drink.

Is there a god?

[Shhh]

Who knows?

Why did Darwin discover tree of life?

[BlakeS5678]

Because it was there.
How wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[DrowningFishy]

Considering woodchucks can chuck about 75 pounds of dirt in a day, if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would chuck about 700 pounds.

Why are baby screams annoying?

[BlakeS5678]

Because they go into your head and upset the unicorns.

Why are Koala bears so adorable?

[5M0K3]

They aren't.

Who's the best creator on Mod The Sims?

[DrowningFishy]

The one standing behind you with a knife.

Why is the grass greener on the other side?

[5M0K3]

Because that's stupid ol' Johson's side... Y'know, the guy with a better house, job, wife, kids...

Why do children love Justin Beiber?

[Yakumo-dono]

Because he's really an alien who hypnotize all un/underdeveloped brains with autotune melodies.

Why does a cactus have spines?

[vhanster]

Because it wanted to become a porcupine

How do you avoid death?

[Petchy]

Life fruit.

What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[haricots]

You really want to know, huh? Don't ask me! I don't know it either. Maybe, 3 steps per second?

How can I become a good modder?

[Shhh]

You can't.

Why do people have freckles?

[LilyT]

It's where the womb fish bit them before they were born.

Why is all the rum gone?

[Rawra]

Because I'm drunk.

What's happening?

[BlakeS5678]

Events.
Why are the people on MATY so vicious sometimes?

[EliDawn]

You're floating away.

Why does my internet keep kicking me out?

[haricots]

The internet hates you.

Why am I so ugly?

[Rawra]

Because your mirror's broken.

Why am I so vain?

[BlakeS5678]

Because your mother is too. (No offense, it was a "silly" response.)
What will the world do for a klondike (think that's how you spell it) bar?

[5M0K3]

5 billion.
How many milli-seconds are in a century?

[BlakeS5678]

A lot.
How many cute furry Koala bears will it take to make some one say "awww"? Mr. Koala (my avatar) is sad!

[5M0K3]

Trick question.

How long can you go balancing a spoon on your nose?

[Kathwynn]

Just that long..

Is there a darkside of the moon?

[SpookyOkyBatGirl]

Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooonnn!

What is the psychological reasoning behind why people lie?

[haricots]

Because they're smart!

How can I make my parents happy forever?

[5M0K3]

By kissing babies.

Is my dog god?

[vhanster]

no. it's a living home for fleas

what do you live for?

[5M0K3]

You.

How tall are you?

[quayse]

1695.45 millimeters

What is Earth made of?

[DrowningFishy]

Burning hot goey stuff.

How many licks to the center of a tootsy pop?

[haricots]

As long as it's tasty.

Who am I?

[DrowningFishy]

Rumpelstiltskin.

What's the best fairy tale?

[vhanster]

Fairy Tail

What is a Sim?

[BlakeS5678]

A guy with simoleans!

What are babies?

[VerDeTerre]

A turbo charged ice cream flavor, of course!

Do fish sleep?

[haricots]

I know you know what happened when you sleep.

Can you describe myself?

[5M0K3]

Fat and pink with an awkwardly shaped head.

Is this court a mockery?

[BlakeS5678]

No, of course it is!

Why does 5MOK3 keep changing their avatar?

What is BlakeS5678?

There's no such thing as BlakeS5678, it's Mr. Koala making all the shots around here, Mr. Koala does all of this as he hears BlakeS5678 scream with ducktape over their mouth tied to a chair in the corner. Watch as Mr. Koala stares into your soul. Mr. Koala knows and sees all! (Mr.Koala says very uncreepily in 3rd person)

[5M0K3]

Because 5M0K3's avatar will be changed.

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

[BlakeS5678]

Everything makes your butt look big!

Is McDonalds evil?

[haricots]

It's as evil as every koala bear in this world!

Am I handsome?

[BlakeS5678]

Only as handsome as your mother's moustache!

Am I nice?

[5M0K3]

Only as nice as Mr. Koala! (who's not that nice...)

Am I smarter than a peanut?

[BlakeS5678]

Only as smart as Mr. Koala's dinner, Mr. Peanut. (Your right, Mr. Koala isn't that nice.)

Do people really go to Jupiter to get more stupider?

[5M0K3]

If you believe that, yes.

[BlakeS5678]

You no ask question! Mr. Koala angry! (I'll just ask the question while Mr. Koala gets himself together)

Does tomorrow ever come?

[5M0K3]

No because you were supposed to say "Will tomorrow ever come?" You've doomed us all.

Are you old?

[DrowningFishy]

Poppycock! Ol' is just a term for the people who don't know how to party anymore.

Why is it so much fun to scare the crap out of someone?

[vhanster]

Because having someone scare the crap out of you is not fun.

What is the most important thing in the world?

[SuicidiaParasidia]

cheese.


why are people so afraid to fully examine their feelings?

[haricots]

ME! Of course me!

What happened with you when the 9/11 tragedy happens?

[vhanster]

Shop at 7-11

What would you do after graduating uni?

[Shhh]

vhanster (What do you do after graduating uni?)

Answer: Get a life.

My question: Why couldn't pacmarama get the hand of this easy game?

[5M0K3]

Because he's noot oozing heees brian.

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

[vhanster]

Because I love myself too much

Why does the soil get muddy after rain?

[NekuRokzU]

because soil has a rain fetish

what is love?

[5M0K3]

A "puffed up word used by something to sell their skin cream and two seater cars."

Are you beautiful?

[DrowningFishy]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder of that fasion magazine.

How are babies made?

[haricots]

Just play in bed, and voila! A baby three days later...

How can I win angry birds?

[vhanster]

Become angrier than the birds

Why does birds fly?

[DrowningFishy]

Because it's all an illusion.

Why does tommarow keep comming?

[5M0K3]

Because I said so.

What are you doing for Halloween?

[haricots]

Try to make a Jack-o-Lantern from 5M0K3 head.

What is your wish for November?

[vhanster]

That December would come faster.

Why do people celebrate Halloween?

[haricots]

Because they celebrate New Year. (???)

WHY do people celebrate New Year?

[5M0K3]

Because TWO THOUSAND TWELVE!!!!!!!!!!

Why is there religion?

[Shhh]

To show who you are (hard one didn't won't to go against different religions)

Why does deep fried stuff taste so good?

[vhanster]

Because the waste oil used to fry them tastes so good.

What is evolution?

[HEAVEN-SENT]

1 + 1

why is the sky blue?

[DrowningFishy]

Cause it's not happy.

Why does the easter bunny lay eggs?

[5M0K3]

Because he's trans-species. (Or whatever.)

Will you marry me?

[Lawli-Lawli]

Only for 72 hours



How many fingers am I holding up?

[5M0K3]

None. I bit them off.

How many toes do I have?

[vhanster]

Square root of thirty-six, multiplied by three, divided by nine, then cubed and added with two. Don't forget to minus with zero

2+2=?

[haricots]

1+3. Think it yourself!

How do I look in this traditional outfit?

[5M0K3]

Like a racist bastard.

Whom do you love?

[Shhh]

Myself

What colour is my hair?

[DrowningFishy]

The color of a discaded chocolate bar.

How do you cook a mermaid?

[Shhh]

In a dishwasher.

How to live as a HoBo?

[5M0K3]

Become a mermaid (I'm sorry... I figured, it DrowningFishy is ripping on you, I might as well!)

Do you love Shhh?

[DrowningFishy]

As much as a mother loves her red-headed stepchild.

Which way does the sun set?

[Shhh]

Where the mermaids want it to.

Why are people ripping on me?

[DrowningFishy]

Because the Koala, and the special needs starfish ordered it; nothing personal.

Should I be sorry?

[mewichigo34]

No,because you would look desperate.
Should I apologize to my crush?

[LadyKombucha]

with a songagram and a cheesecake platter.

What should you do with a drunken sailor?

[DrowningFishy]

Cuss, drink more, and get some wenches.

What question should I ask?

[AncientSimLover]

None.

Why do i feel hungry?

[DrowningFishy]

Cause it's time to take a pregnancy test.

Who's the babies daddy?

[haricots]

Who's the daddy's baby?

Are you insane?

[HEAVEN-SENT]

omg yes i have just escaped from the white padded room.

what is the meaning of life?

[AncientSimLover]

Living.

Where should i go for a holiday?

[vhanster]

Explore the refrigerator. And perhaps the oven

What do you study?

[Shhh]

In my head.

Where is my french book?

[5M0K3]

Under your bed. But don't look! THERE ARE MONSTERS.

How smart are you?

[BlakeS5678]

1 idea higher than you can think of.

What are dreams?

[AncientSimLover]

Things you think about.

Do aliens exist?

[Riptide651]

Maybe, This gives the scientists something to argue about.

Why does it rain water?

[mewichigo34]

Because they were out of cats and dogs.
Why is there sunlight.

[Riptide651]

So I can look behind me and see if anyone is following me.

Why is white a combination of colors?

[5M0K3]

Because a fact is a pragmatic truth, a statement that can, at least in theory, be checked and confirmed. Facts are often contrasted with opinions and beliefs, statements which are held to be true, but are not amenable to pragmatic confirmation.The word fact derives from the Latin Factum, and was first used in English with the same meaning: "a thing done or performed", a use that is now obsolete. The common usage of, "something that has really occurred or is the case", dates from the middle of the sixteenth century. Fact is sometimes used as synonymous with truth or reality, as distinguishable from conclusions or opinions. This use is found in such phrases Matter of fact, and "... not history, nor fact, but imagination.", making white a blend of all colours because I said so.

Do ghosts exist?

[Riptide651]

(wow that was long)

I think you should go find one and ask him that exact same question.

Why do some people rudely interrupt a story with irrelevant questions?

[5M0K3]

Well you see, sometimes when people are talking they... How long can you stand on your head?

[Riptide651]

I am not ambidextrous

Dont you hate it when you open a door for someone and they dont even say thank you? I mean even a head nod or a smirk is good at that point...

[DrowningFishy]

Well if you would stop slamming the door in their face while they're halfway through they might thank you.

Why do zombies get picked on and discriminated against?

[GigaRevival]

Because they're gross. <--perpetuating discrimination.

Why do parents insist upon showing me every darn picture of their child when I clearly lost interest 6 pictures ago?

[DrowningFishy]

[Because they're trying to convince themselves their baby is not ugly.

Why do some people feel the need to post the picture of everything they need on their FB page?

[AncientSimLover]

Because they're show-offs.

Why are people sometimes mean?

[DrowningFishy]

Cause it's SO much fun.

Why do people think it's best to always be nice?

[vhanster]

Eh. Do people ACTUALLY think so?

Why do people need to sleep?

[DrowningFishy]

Because it's great to be lazy and do nothing.

Why must I wake up?

[AncientSimLover]

Because you have to do things in your life!

Why do people give gifts on a person's brithday?

[5M0K3]

Pfft. I don't. ((just kidding of course....))

Why is there 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, but 24 hours in a day?

[Riptide651]

Because otherwise, Christmas would be in July

Why are computer chips made of silicon

[5M0K3]

Because they ran out of brains. (Hah! HystericalParoxsym's "brians" thing will not rub off on me anymore!)

Where did Riptide651's punctuation go?

[Riptide651]

It ran off with my girlfriend... :(

Does the war over oil worry you?

[dutch]

Nope. I still have enough oil to cook three meals a day.

Is the war on terror completely justified?

[Riptide651]

It's about as justified as the math problem I did for homework

What is your opinion about McDonald's?

[mewichigo34]

Obese factory.
Do you like nyan cat.

[5M0K3]

Just as much as I like dealing with my boss. :rolleyes:

Will you marry me?

[Riptide651]

Will you eat a brick? (I think that should give you your answer)

my question: Is it possible that we are actually a dream dreamt by someone else?

[AncientSimLover]

No. Just an illusion.

Does good always defeat evil?

[5M0K3]

Did George Bush become president? So no, good does not always win. (Just a personal opinion... I hate da betch.)

WHY CAN'T I DRAW ANIME... OR MANGA... WHATEVER.

[quayse]

Because a fact is a pragmatic truth, a statement that can, at least in theory, be checked and confirmed. Facts are often contrasted with opinions and beliefs, statements which are held to be true, but are not amenable to pragmatic confirmation.The word fact derives from the Latin Factum, and was first used in English with the same meaning: "a thing done or performed", a use that is now obsolete. The common usage of, "something that has really occurred or is the case", dates from the middle of the sixteenth century. Fact is sometimes used as synonymous with truth or reality, as distinguishable from conclusions or opinions. This use is found in such phrases Matter of fact, and "... not history, nor fact, but imagination."

You wrote this? :jest:

[vhanster]

Did George Bush become president? So no, good does not always win. (Just a personal opinion... I hate da betch.)

WHY CAN'T I DRAW ANIME... OR MANGA... WHATEVER.

Because you can't draw at all.

Why do people procrastinate?

[Riptide651]

So they have something to do at the last minute. It gives them a sense of adrenaline, the speed, the horrible grade!

Did the Earth exist at one time?

[5M0K3]

What is this "Earth" you speak of? (that's my question and my answer)

[mewichigo34]

A blue round thing with another round thing next to it.That totally sounds wrong.
Why do I even post here?

[5M0K3]

Because you love me too much to leave.

Why do I get the impression mewichigo34 either is or wants to be Asian?

[Riptide651]

Because she changed her infinately happy Japanese food into a bipolar piece of jewelry.

What happened to scream up there?

[5M0K3]

...What.

Why do you refuse to clean my house?

[mewichigo34]

Because I really don't want to.
Why do you guys think I'm asian?

[5M0K3]

I like listening to JPop.

Why isn't Evra Von real?

[mewichigo34]

Because you're ugly and I'm not asian.

[5M0K3]

You're mean.
And if you're assuming my avatar is me, you're wrong, it is Matt Skiba, and NO ONE calls Matt Skiba ugly and lives...

Why didn't mewichigo34 ask a question?

[Riptide651]

She was too busy creating a noneffective rebuttal to our comments.

What should I type [here]?

[haricots]

haricots IS AWESOME!!!

How can I prove to you that mewichigo34 is an Asian?

[LadyKombucha]

can't answer, playing facebook games...

Does she weigh less then a duck?

[5M0K3]

Yaarr.

Does she eat ducks?

[DrowningFishy]

Yup cause they taste like greasy chicken.

Speaking of chicken, why did the chicken cross the road?

[haricots]

Because it wants to escape from you! Stop chasing that chicken!!! :|

Why do you chasing that chicken, by the way?

[5M0K3]

'Cuz mewichigo34 thought is was a duck. DrowningFishy was saving it!

Why are we talking about chickens?

[mewichigo34]

Because DrowningFishy confused me for a chicken,which I thought was a duck.So really,I was having an out-of-body experience.
Why do you guys think I like to eat duck,I've never actually eaten it before.

[haricots]

I don't know. It's just, you are looks like a duck-eater.

Can we go back to the last topic before chicken and duck?

[Riptide651]

No, and back on topic, if mewchigo weighs the same as a duck...... SHE IS A WITCH (haha i am the only one that caught LADY KOMBUCHA's reference to that? seriously you guys, i thought you'd be better versed in this)

Who else got that?

[5M0K3]

Yes. Mewichigo is an Asian, I believe?

Is Mewichigo an Asian?

[Riptide651]

Well, by saying mewchingo is asian, we can be saying the same thing about jersey shore being from californis, THEY ARE NOT!!! seriously, duck lip/faces, only new jersey could think of that!

Who is Matt Skiba?

[haricots]

Anyone, but not the Annoying Orange, I'm sure.

Does Annoying Orange gives any impact for children?

[mewichigo34]

Look at my brother,and I'm not kidding when I say that.
Is it abnormal for a 21 year old off spring to have a head bigger than his mother's?(referencing my brother here)

[Riptide651]

No, It is not... I'm being extremely serious here.

Is the Annoying Orange Annoying?

[haricots]

Compare me and my mother, and what you said is truistic. I am just 14 by now!

EDIT : Double Post with Riptide651
No, It is not... I'm being extremely serious here.

Is the Annoying Orange Annoying?

Can you read? (Question and Answer)

[5M0K3]

Um... What? (heh I can't read)

Why can't I read?

[Riptide651]

Because you are to busy changing your avatar every hour.

Why does 5MOK3 always change her avatar?

[5M0K3]

Because my name is 5M0K3 not 5MOK3.

Why does everyone call me "5MOK3" instead of "5M0K3"?

[mewichigo34]

Because that's too hard to remember.
Are you a Vocaloid fan by any chance 5M0K3?

[5M0K3]

Yes. :giggler:

Is Chris Farlane hilarious?

[Riptide651]

Yes, but Seth green is better.

[5M0K3]

Gahh you ask no question!! That makes me angry! BAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Riptide651 ask a question?

[Riptide651]

Sam it I keep forgetting to.

Why do I keep forgetting to?

[5M0K3]

Because you're too busy thinking about Matt Skiba.

Why did you type "sam" instead of "damn"?

[Riptide651]

Sam autocorrect! I have an iphone.

Why would I be thinking bout Matt skiba, for the second time, IM NOT GAY!

[5M0K3]

Because when it comes to Matt Skiba, everyone is gay.

Am I the only person who still uses a PC?

[Riptide651]

Nope, I use it to play a s***load of games, because I love modding them, especially GTA

So you are saying Matt Skiba is gay for himself?

[5M0K3]

How can he not be? (question and answer)

[mewichigo34]

Why are you asking that?

[Riptide651]

Where is mewchigo's question or answer, oh I am soo confused....

[5M0K3]

I think mewchingo confused this forum with the Answer and Question with a Question forum.

Why do we always mess up the forum topics?

[mewichigo34]

Why do YOU mess them up?

[5M0K3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joSS3W3rYWY
I got the bloodlust!

[Riptide651]

Why am I the only person on this forum who is NOT a screw up? Oh wait, I screwed up plenty, but it didn't confuse everybody?

[5M0K3]

It didn't confuse us, we are of a kind, we *get* each other. XP

[Riptide651]

Like aliens... or.... "whispers" mindreaders "sqeuals like a little girl"

Ok who is Richard Nixon?

[5M0K3]

Analrapist. What is an analrapist? Analythst and therepist.

Why am I obsessed with Arrested Development? (the show, not the rappers)

[Riptide651]

Because it is Joss Whedon related in some way shape or from, I just dont know how.

Why Is That 70s SHow so COOL!

[mewichigo34]

Because you're an analrapist!

[Riptide651]

Where'd mewchingos question go?

[5M0K3]

Out with your girlfriend.

Why doesn't mewchingo have an avatar anymore?

[Riptide651]

It's trying to be more like ours.

Why were we insulting her in the first place.

[5M0K3]

Because she thinks she's too cool for us.

Why does she think she's too cool for us?

[Riptide651]

Bipolar. Jewelry.

What is with the Bipolar jewelry?

[mewichigo34]

Don't ask me,just look at my new avatar.

[5M0K3]

Okay, I seriously think she thinks she's better than us.

[Riptide651]

Right here with you.

[5M0K3]

I bet vhanster thinks he's better than us :cry: He probably is :giggler:

[Riptide651]

This is waay off topic, I should leave...

[mewichigo34]

No!!!!!!

[Riptide651]

ok maybe not, but i will be gone for like 10 minutes, i need a break...

[5M0K3]

Quick! Carry it to the Absolutely Off-Topic Discussion thread! I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE RIPTIDE.

[Riptide651]

I'm back!
OK, Why do tides rise and fall?

[5M0K3]

The tide is the cyclic rising and falling of Earth's ocean surface caused by the tidal forces of the Moon and the Sun acting on the Earth. Tides cause changes in the depth of the sea, and also produce oscillating currents known as tidal streams, making prediction of tides important for coastal navigation (see Tides and navigation, below). The strip of seashore that is submerged at high tide and exposed at low tide, the intertidal zone, is an important ecological product of ocean tides.

The changing tide produced at a given location on the Earth is the result of the changing positions of the Moon and Sun relative to the Earth coupled with the effects of the rotation of the Earth and the local bathymetry (the underwater equivalent to topography). Though the gravitational force exerted by the Sun on the Earth is almost 200 times stronger than that exerted by the Moon, the tidal force produced by the Moon is about twice as strong as that produced by the Sun. The reason for this is that the tidal force is related not to the strength of a gravitational field, but to its gradient. The field gradient decreases with distance from the source more rapidly than does the field strength; as the Sun is about 400 times further from the Earth than is the Moon, the gradient of the Sun's field, and thus the tidal force produced by the Sun, is weaker.

Why do I hate pop/rap music?

[Riptide651]

Its called answer Silly, did you copy that from Wikipedia? (question)

Its sucks the b***s Justin Bieber doesn't have.

[5M0K3]

I MADE THE FORUM I MAKE THE RULES. :giggler:
And for the record, is it impossible for me to be smart?

Do you hate pop/rap music?

[vhanster]

Not as much as I hate having a balloon popped on my ears

What are your opinion(s) regarding the theory of evolution?

[haricots]

You aren't evolve fully, with some hairs on that tounge of yours...

What can you tell me about yourself?

[5M0K3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YIP2pXtzI&feature=related

Are you high?

[Riptide651]

Well.... The pilot did bring some smokes into the airplane.... (haha no, not really)

IS this a question?

[5M0K3]

I suggest you view this. (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/question)
Is it normal to be obsessed with people that don't exist?

[Riptide651]

Maybe, it depends on how much these don't exist rather than on how normal it is.

Are we the only one here?
(also for the record, where did evrybody go?)

[AngryBunny.]

Yes! I have a current fascination with Voldemort's nipples. Man, that guy is such a panty dropper.

What is the meaning of life?

Edit: Aw, looks like the person above me answered first :(

[5M0K3]

To stalk people that don't exist. *cough cough* Evra Von! *cough cough*

What?

[Riptide651]

I thought the meaning of life was 42 (my answer to What?)

Do imaginary people exist? (in a parallel universe)

[5M0K3]

No! *is slapped by imaginary friend Tobias Funke*

Is David Cross funny?

[Riptide651]

Who is David Cross? (q&A)

[vhanster]

Your imaginary friend.

What is the best product you can create out of Puddings? *cough* TS3 townies *cough*

[haricots]

A clone of that person. Y'know, he called as 'vhanster' in some places.

Why are you so mean to me?

[Riptide651]

I'm mean?!?!?! to you?
(Q&A)

[5M0K3]

Yes, you are, and I will sick Evra Von on you!

Why did Riptide change his wonderful avatar to something... Confusing?

[Riptide651]

Its a .38 special album, my second favorite band. (my avatar was wonderful? :) "smiles with glee"....

Why did I start answering roleplay threads?

[vhanster]

Because you are addicted to roleplays? Oh, wait. That's me

Why do roleplays exist?

[Riptide651]

To let other people take ideas from wannabe authors, or for people who want to write a bok but don't want to write the ENTIRE thing by themselves.

Why is rock and roll so awesome?

[5M0K3]

Because I said so. (Sorry... Burnt out on creativity for the day, y'dig??)

Why am I on MTS when no one else is, but off when everyone else is on?!

[Riptide651]

IDK, I am too. Because we are going against the grain, sticking it to the man.

Why do I want a buffet?

[vhanster]

Because you are a glutton

What is the importance of buffets?

[Riptide651]

To consistently serve people endless amount of artery-cloggin food

[5M0K3]

Free food... Wha... What more do you need to know?!

Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?

EDIT: Curse you, Riptide!! I WANTED TO ANSWER FOR VHANSTER... No matter, I'm not changing!

[Riptide651]

To show the people who are not killed that killing a person who is not killing is wrong.

Why does the world spin in one direction?

[vhanster]

Because it doesn't know how to walk backwards

What is 'vhanster'?

[Riptide651]

your screen name

Why do islands exist?

[5M0K3]

Why have these “islands of conscious power” survived in the surrounding “ocean of unconscious co-operation”, to borrow a phrase from D.H. Robertson, an economist? Classical economics had little to say about this question. Adam Smith opened “The Wealth of Nations” with a wonderful description of the division of labour in a pin factory, but he said nothing about the bosses who hired the pin-makers or the managers who organised them. Smith’s successors said even less, either ignoring the pin factory entirely or treating it as a tedious black box. They preferred to focus on the sea rather than the islands.

Is he stalk-worthy? (Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...)
http://anythingsimpleplan.bravehost.com/myPictures/10.jpg

[frankokomando]

Anyone is stalk-worthy ;D

Why do I have to take pointless college classes?

[5M0K3]

For a pointless college degree.

Can heavy kids get molested?

[frankokomando]

anyone is molest-worthy ;D

Why did Buffy the Vampire Slayer end after 7 seasons? :(

[vhanster]

Why don't you just ask the producer of the series? (q&a)

[5M0K3]

Because I'd rather him bring back Firefly.

Am I the only female on here that is not part of "Da Girls Club"?

[paksetti]

Why do so many people think I'm not a girl?

Have you seen that new Beavis and Butthead?

[roiri100]

No But your obviously a butthead as it is so unpopular



What is a "smoothie"

[5M0K3]

A smoothie is a blended, chilled, and sometimes sweetened beverage made from fresh fruit or vegetables . And sometimes can contain chocolate. Many smoothies may include crushed ice, They can have a consistency like a milk-shake. However, unlike milkshakes, smoothies usually don't contain ice cream, but can contain milk and yogurt. You can create your own smoothies with a regular blender.

Why does roiri100 think that liking something unpopular makes you a butthead? Seriously, we are enemies now.