Dear Sophie Miguel,

You are a disgrace to my town, why? These are my reasons:

1- You may be the only sim who ever made enemies with the LLAMA Mascot! Seriously? I mean, couldn't you pick up a fight with the Cow? You have humiliated yourself without even caring about it. Anyway, you became the center of attention in college because of all the fights you had with him, you even embarrassed your husband at his graduation party (He had his first, then came hers). I really don't know what he saw in you? Unfortunately, your daughter carries the same traits as you do!

2- You and your husband don't love each other. This may lead to a divorce, although, I'm still not sure about it. If that would happen, I cannot trust you in taking care of your own child, so he will gain full custody of her, while you live and die a lonely life and death.

Ofcourse, all this can change if you change.

Sincerely,

your worst nightmare,

mmaa

Sophie oh you incompetent sim. I wish you were in my neighborhood, as my graveyard is under-filled. We have plenty of places for tombstones. And, they're a great way to limit bad behavior. Do you know which is more painful for you sims (and not us players). is it sim childbirth or sim fire? I think you'll get the latter, but I'm fond of disease since that death rarely appears on its own.

As for my sims, I installed nobabyharassment. Do you sims have any idea why that hack exists, why I installed it? You keep picking up the baby at 1:22 AM when your energy is at max red, and your bladder is low. I already asked your sister and her husband to change diaper and feed the baby. it's needs are all green. If I were you, I'd listen to Sophie. She seems to have more sense than you!

I'm just having a laugh at all the silly letters! Thanks for sharing them! (BTW, the mods to do this or that are very helpful as well.)

The letters are helpful, and people will mention a hack at some point. Anytime we get frustrated with a sim, the hacks come out. It's fun to discuss sim annoyances all these years long.

[Note: this is a letter back.]

Yeah, Matt? I know you're like getting close to 40 now and have been playing since the game came out and know a lot of what goes on, but listen. Yeah, you made me a big time player, I don't have a job but have a big nice house with everything and still like 80,000 simoleons to spare. I woohoo every attractive sim woman in the nieghborhood, too. Yeah, that's the problem. See, I'm actually gay and that's not my thing. k? So hook me up with some of the male sims.

Second letter to Lisa, the disgrace of my town Csonka Canon.

So Lisa,

Here I am again. Warned you upfront, so don't pee your pants. Again.
I saw you did have the time to write a letter back. Shouldn't you used that time to take care of babies?
And what is all about that being a Polish immigrant. What a lowlife excuse to explain your poor skills!
For the little chores you do while 'nannying' your pay is more than high enough, I would say.
And I am pretty sure you would not do any better if you would get paid more. I think you would get more lazy, if that's even possible.

Did you ever wonder why the parents are never late from work? They are scared to death to do so because you could have burned the house down in the mean time or did something else bad. If they could, they would stay at home. They never feel good at work and are rushing home after, just to heave a sigh of relieve their children are still alive.
And did you ever wonder why sometimes a parent is even home when you come? Well, here's why, they don't really trust you pulling it off on your own!

Wake up call: you are not good in cooking. Don't tell lies anymore to other sims after they ask you what is your skill. But I am glad you don't say you are good in being a nanny. I guess that is even too worse for you to brag about. I strongly advise you to never open a restaurant. It would be burned down within the first week. But I guess we will be save because with your paycheck you are never be able to buy a business. Some thing sort out by themselves, thank god.

Maybe I will tell my simmies to take care of their own children from now on. I think they will listen. They love their children, you know.

Well, this was it for now. Until next time, Lisa! Unless the immigration office get a call. Then perhaps not.

Bye bye for now,
Mirjamsims2love