Create a Dating Profile

[ElementMK]

I saw this on reddit, and for whatever reason, I thought it would be a fun idea.

EDIT (8/30): If you want to discuss the thread without having someone make a profile for you, please note that in your post. Also, if one person makes a second profile, thus entering themselves to have another profile made about them, it is up to the next poster to decide if they will make another profile for that person. Otherwise, the next poster can choose a member of MTS at random.

The concept here is to use the posting history and profile of the member above you to create a fake dating profile for them. Make it dumb, make it outrageous. There is only one rule: Don't make it mean. Depending on how in-depth your faux profile is, you may be labelled as creepy. Which you are. Get used to it. Use either wild guesswork or evidence to put together responses for these categories:

- Sex/Gender
- Location
- Likes
- Dislikes
- About Me (Misc. stuff, not required)

Since I'm the OP, I'll have to choose someone to make an example of. I think it's only logical to use the site owner.

Profile of SexyDelphy251

Sex: I'm a dude, dude.

Location: In a dolphin spaceship (hovering over a random undisclosed field in the Netherlands).

Likes: Having MTS online for users, polishing my banhammer, programming, tweeting when MTS is running smoothly.

Dislikes: Playing The Sims (no, really!), tweeting when MTS is down, using my freshly polished banhammer.

About Me: I'm number 1. I used to write poetry. Trust me, it gets me allllll the ladies. I wish to one day win the heart of HystericalParoxysm :lovestruc. Come to think of it, I'm not sure why I created a dating profile in the first place.

[Rawra]

:lol:, great idea.

Profile of IOnlyDressInLeaves

Sex: Male, baby

Location: A Cave

Likes: Spending time in nature, with female monkeys humans. And play Minecraft and The Sims on my stone computer.

Dislikes: Women who don't like leaves.

About Me: I'm a really savage individual. I never really wear anything else than leaves on certain places. I have created this profile to find a mate and spend my life with that person. I'll propose to you on the first date, in my cave, while we're eating raw meat! It will be so romantic! We're gonna have lots of children! And we'll dress all of them in, what else, LEAVES!

[unalisaa]

Rom.ComCreep
Sex: Yes, please. That is a joke. I'm really female!

Location: Beautiful Moldova

Likes: sharing my culture, creeping. Lady Gaga. Romanian grammar.

Dislikes: Young people, wearing pants with my Chuck Taylors.

About Me: On a first date, I fully expect you to be fluent in at least one Slavic language. Tell me you're a hot Australian with a kangaroo, and we'll dance all night to "Dragostea Din Tei"

[Rawra]

^OMG, lol. xD That fits me so well. o.O (next poster, do unalisaa's profile :) )

[ElementMK]

Profile of Unalover

Sex: Female, cissexual.

Location: A Large Scandinavian City within a Tiny Scandinavian Country.

Likes: Linguistics, collecting soda bottles, proper use of punctuation. (It should be noted that I, unalisaa, am irritated by the use of a period in the previous sentence fragment.)

Dislikes: Idiots in The Debate Room, coconut-flavored products, being called "Coco".

About Me: I believe the best way to learn something is to research it on the Internet in one's underwear.

[unalisaa]

About Me: I believe the best way to learn something is to research it on the Internet in one's underwear.
Oi! I have yet to acquire Internet compatible underwear.

[ElementMK]

Well, I just take your posts and put them in a profile. It's not -my- fault that you have no Internet fashion sense. Also, note that I used the pronoun "one". To insinuate that you do such a thing would ridiculous.

[missy harries]

Oops, Profile: Extensa5420

Sex: Female

Location: I live behind my computer, tucked away in a dragon's tummy

Likes: The sims 2, Classic literature, deleting my threads and Element Leaf

Dislikes: Idiotic debates

About Me: I like to analyze aforementioned Classic literature (as well as everything else I come in contact with) but I spend a lot of time helping out in TS2 forum. Looking for a funny eloquent guy to analyze, preferably aforementioned Element Leaf
I'm probably a university Student......

[unalisaa]

http://i52.tinypic.com/33lpapl.jpg
Carry on. This thread is absolutely delightful.

[Rawra]

Profile of HairiesIMeanHarries007

Sex: Gal

Location: Far Far Away. I'm Fiona's sister.

Likes: Internet crushes. I love falling in love over the interwebz.

Dislikes: Indecisiveness, because I can't decide if I'm indecisive.

About Me: What can I say! I love being myself. I love being Fiona's sister, she's like, a great girl. I made this profile because, you know, I'm just really desperate! There's nobody even CLOSE to being acceptably looking here, in Far Far Away. And I really swoon over someone on the interwebz, but, as I don't want to confess it, I want to find someone else. Be mine. Be my Shrek. You can be a woman, too. YOU CAN BE MINE NOW, JUST CONTACT ME, I'M ALL YOURS, BABY. OK, I'm done. But seriously. Contact me. I need love. Hug me!

[dutch]

Profile of ImACreepBabe

Sex: Female monster

Location: Las Vegas

About Me: I don't know you, but I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me. Who cares if you disagree? You are not me. Who made you king of anything? I want your love, and I want your revenge. I want you to be a monster in my bed. But I'm not gonna write you a love song if you ask for it, or if you need one. After all, love is just a history that they may prove...

[kiwi_tea]

Profile for lonelydutch18

Gender - email
Location - Australia, but maybe also the Netherlands.
Likes - Plastic swords. Pointing. Eyelids, Ellie Goulding. Ellie Goulding's eyelids. Stalking Ellie Goulding.
Dislikes - That dude with a plastic axe.
About Me - I can balance a stereo-system on my head while break-dancing. Ladies, watch out.

[ElementMK]

About Me - I am a science guy but not a math guy. I know it sounds somewhat ironic that you can like science but not math, but hey, everybody's different, you know?SOULMATE.

[Vampirelion]

Profile for Element Leaf

Gender - male
Location - space
Likes - taking walks on the beach, flying in space, and singing in the rain..all while searching for velociraptor's....
Dislikes - formal dressing and ranch dressing
About me - I hunt aliens in my spare time?

[Rawra]

Profile of VampiresANDusher

Gender: Female
Location: In a secret base, where I stalk Usher, Ludacris and stuff like that
Likes: Usher
Dislikes: Anything that is not related to Usher or Kanye West
About Me: I don't even know why I have a dating profile, Usher is my eternal love. And his puppy, Justin Bieber... Meh, he's OK. So, look somewhere else. My heart is TAKEN. e.e

[unalisaa]

Profile of TheVamp;*
Gender: Gurl!
Location: In front of my webcam, ATM. Am I cute?
Likes: Forum games or Internet RPGs?
Dislikes: Spiders or snakes?
About Me: Sarcasm. Liking the human race or disliking everyone but one person? You could be that one person. Text or e-mail?

EDIT: NINJA'D. Next poster, do The Creeper's profile.

[Vampirelion]

LOLOLOL, Creeper...that made me giggle very loudly
(although I have an obsession with Big Time Rush aswell now...even though I'm too old to be liking their stuff...but you did NOT hear that from me)

Profile for The Creeper

gender: female
location: in the field, where horses and ticks roam
likes: myself, I'm amazing..and art, I love art, I'm an arteest
dislikes: anything that isn't art...really, who doesn't love art?!
about me: art pretty much describes my life...I also like pirates as well, and rum too! oh and a pint of wine is good every now and then..mess with art, you mess with ME

[kiwi_tea]

Profile for VampLeo187

Agenda - Dating.
Location - The internet (duh)
Likes - The human race. </sarcasm>
Dislikes - Being too old to still like things.
About Me - Mentally I'm so irrational by legend I'm disastrously ponderous there (their? they're?) acutes. I have better flow than this in person, I promise.

[Vampirelion]

LOL nice....

Profile for kiwi man gender - male
location - the grocery store, in the fruit isle
likes - kiwi's
dislikes - people who don't like kiwi's
about me - what can I say? kiwi tea is the tea for me!

[unalisaa]

Vampirelion, I feel like you aren't being ulteriorly backstabby enough with your profiles. :(

Just discussin', you guise.

[kiwi_tea]

I don't know. She did seem to be implying I'm a bit of a fruit.