Funny story thread!

[Rarr]

As the title suggests, a thread to share your funny stories/experiences! They can be anything, stories from your childhood, something that happened today, something that happened online, as long as it's funny! Since I started this, I might as well start. A long time ago, my family along with my Aunt were all at a restaurant that has a store in the front. My father and aunt, enjoying comical incidents, happened upon one of those talking parrots that repeat you, and a singing christmas tree toy. This, of course, was too good of an opportunity to pass up! They brought the parrot to the christmas tree, and turned them on. The tree sang, and the parrot repeated. Then the parrot repeated what the christmas tree had sang, and so on. (The tree might have been motion activated? can't remember that part...) :lol:

[Gabrymato]

Something from childhood? Here I go.

This is a frequent situation (or nightmare, as I like to see it) I used to dream from kindergarten to elementary school.
I am a fireman along with two of my friends, and we have to rescue the hand from the Addams Family who was stuck on the top of Agrabah (the palace where princess Jasmine from Aladdin lives). I dreamt this, like, so many times it has become a vivid memory in my mind (I don't remember anything else from kindergarten, basically).

I don't know why, but the dream is beyond scary.

[Rawra]

I remember when I was like 10 or 11, I thought that the pile of clothes on the chair were either Grim Reaper or Satan, when it was dark, of course. This thought still appears in my mind if I'm really tired or if I can't sleep. Even if I know that it's just a pile of clothes, it still scares me.

Also, when I was in kindergarten, I thought babies were made from a pill the mother takes. My mom didn't tell me the truth eventually, I found out from a kid in the 1st grade. I was, like, completely shocked and disgusted. :lol:

[meshes2get]

When I was in high school we had a very bad snow storm and I had some hills on (please dont ask me why) it was ice EVERYWHERE and I was walking to my car and this guy I had just broke up with came from the building so I started trying to walk all cute and fell back caught myself then fell foward right into the snow. I had to laugh at myself.

[frankokomando]

One time I pulled this girl's hair and she punched me in the mouth.

[BlakeS5678]

When my dad's girlfriend texted him "I love you" for the first time.

He texted back, "Me too, LOL!"

She got REALLY mad, but she cooled down after my dad told her that he thought Lol meant "Lots of love". It was shortly after he got his first phone he could text with. I think he's literally illiterate when it comes to technology.

[piggypeach]

When my brother was really little, like 3 or 4, we went to this big restaurant for dinner.

When a random old lady walked in, he said loudly and happily "It's Grandma!"



I was too young to remember what happened next, but that's what my dad told me. I can just imagine what happened afterwards... I don't know who to feel worse for...

[M.M.A.A.]

Not sure if this is funny, but:

When I was in elementary school, I was once at my aunt's apartment. I needed to go to the bathroom. The floor was wet and slippery, so when I stepped inside to start my business, before I did, I accidentally slipped and one of my hands went into to the toilet. Yuck! If that ever happened to me now, I would've bleached my hands!

[vhanster]

When I was around 6th grade, I went out to eat with my family in a restaurant. When the cleaning lady came to clear our tables, and I decided to imitate a dog's bark then and there. The surprised auntie thought that a dog had somehow wandered in and went on all fours too look for it.

The ironic thing? I didn't remember I did it. At all. My family, including my grandparents, did. They're the ones who told me about it recently :wtf: (that's ether my grandparents actually have better memory than I am, or I somehow have a selective amnesia)

[Selly_2009]

Mr Smith (not his real name) arrived about mid-morning. Upon entering the shop he said to me,
"I've come for some durgs. I'd like some cocaine, some heroin, some marijuana and some crystal meth."
Needless to say, he left the shop with the LEGAL medication that the doctor had prescribed...

Got to love those pharmacy customers with strange senses of humour :lol:

[frankokomando]

So this one time I made a profile on e-harmony and when I finished the questionnaire thing, a window came up and said I wasn't compatible with anyone. Talk about a perfect time for that "Forever alone" meme. :|

[VerDeTerre]

My dad was napping on the couch and suddenly yelled out, "Whales!" so loudly that he startled us. We looked at each other and at him for a few seconds, while he continued to sleep.

Then my sister asked, "What about them, Dad?".

He smacked his lips and said, "Mmm...they're pretty tasty."

[beatleslover123]

My dad was napping on the couch and suddenly yelled out, "Whales!" so loudly that he startled us. We looked at each other and at him for a few seconds, while he continued to sleep.

Then my sister asked, "What about them, Dad?".

He smacked his lips and said, "Mmm...they're pretty tasty."

That is sooo funny! It sounds alot like something my dad would do... :rofl:

[SpookyOkyBatGirl]

My friend was complaining about his schedule because he signed up for: 6 AP classes, drama club, football and soccer (different seasons though), and he's student body president and vice-president of Key Club. He was waving his schedule in our friend's faces all "Between all this, when will I have time to kill myself!?"

His brother came up behind him and just said, "On Tuesdays and Tuesdays you have a good half hour between football and drama, you can kill yourself then." My friend then was just all "Really? Oh, I do! Thank you!"