Encore, encore!! I hear there are 3 little pigs being terrorized by a wolf....how much you want to bet it's one of Meeki's alteregos/relatives?

Astrognash deserves the capitalA-gnash! And if Cameronsnan gets her wish- I might get to read about the planet Hernia.

Yesterday I went to watch an improvisation play and in the end the guys on the stage asked "Who would like to play a game?" And I raised my hand eagerly jumping up and down like a crazy teen on something. "YOU want to play a game" he says pointing his finger at me, "what kind of game? You have two to choose from... Save the hostage oooooooooor..... KILL THEM AAAALL!"

As any sane person would've said I said KILL THEM AAALL! of course,and this hot dude on the stage pulls this huge plastic gun from behind some thing and I think "oh dear, what have i gotten myself into?" (I'm not kidding it was half as big as me. I'm not that big, but still!)

I'm shorter than five feet, weak as a five year old and extremely clumsy. The hot dude says "It's heavy, maybe someone should help you hold it" But naaah I can do it myself my sister says.... Aaaanyways it starts off with me taking it, almost knocking the people on the row infront of me over and as soon as I recieve the plastic weapon I accidently trigger it, shooting tons of plastic things on the audience and the actors. The people infront of me cover themselves with their arms saving themselves from my crazy weapontossing. The hot actor gets plastic things on his chest right before he throws himself on the floor. Apparently you're only supposed to shoot people from a distance...

I told my boyfriend about it and he said

"You've a disease my love."
"What kind of disease?"
"You're out of your mind."

****

I want my nick changed to Akutbajsa. Reason: It's a nick I've had for some time and it came from the very fact that I'm out of my mind. It represents me as I am - clumsy, crazy and a bit dangerous. It's also the name I use when I make stuff, and I plan on making stuff and share with people here, so I want the name sticking to the stuff to be the name that represents me best.

If you like irony this is funny.

So my wife and I decided about 3 1/2 years ago that we wanted to start trying for a child. She was a 3rd year medical student at the time, and we didn't see any better time on the horizon. In fact we couldn't think of a time in the next 6-7 years that we would be able to have a second one, so we joked a lot about me better hoping for twins. Well sometime in the first 60 days we managed to get her pregnant, and let me tell you, we put in long hours "trying for baby"! 8-10 days later that little lizard creature in her belly decided if it was any better it would have to be twins, 2 days later things got better I guess, cause it split. This lead to an interesting chain of events, and now I am requesting a name change from my initials and last name to my current occupation.

aapezzuto > TwinHerder

I even have a new avatar image to reflect the proposed change

Many thanks!

Last edited by TwinHerder : 23rd Mar 2010 at 5:10 AM. Reason: gratitude

Well, it all started late one night when I was living in Strangetown. I couldn't sleep, so I decided to go for a walk -- Strangetown is mighty peculiar place, but one thing it's NOT is dangerous to walk around alone after dark, at least in the usual ways. I was heading up the hill toward the Curious place, since as long as I was up I might as well get in some good exercise, when I saw a saucer-shaped object fly over the house and just stop there in the sky... then a beam of green light shone down onto those crazy walkways they've got up there, and I swear I saw something being pulled UP into the beam of light. Something that looked like it was struggling.

After that I wasn't so sure it was safe to be walking around Strangetown in the middle of the night after all, whether I'd really just seen one of the Curious boys abducted by aliens or not. But as I headed home, all of a sudden an unmarked black sedan pulled up alongside me, and then right onto the sidewalk blocking my path. Two of the guys who popped out of it were dressed in black suits and wearing sunglasses at night, and the third was General Grunt. They told me I had to come with them for reprogramming. Whatever that was, I was sure I didn't want it to happen to me, so I took off running, first through the yard of the nearest house, then out into the desert where I hoped I'd get enough of a head start to get out of town the back way.

Instead, I ran practically right into a GREEN old man, who seemed to have some idea what was happening. He told me he could get me out of town safely, but I was going to have to change my identity to keep the MIBs from tracking me down.

...and that's why I'm asking to have my username changed to Cidira. (Also I want to match most of the other Sims sites I hang around on, so when I start posting more content there's continuity of name across sites.)

I have increased awesomeness and added bacon on this post!

Once upon a time there was young girl named Tashi. Now Tashi wanted to be "cool" and "hip"* like all the other teeny-boppers out there. So she decided that when she made an account she would put two "prime" and "sexy as" x's around her name. She thought she was pretty cool doing this. It was like that girl at school chloe who's myspace name was Xx-(hl03-xX. How totally awesome! But as Tashi grew older she soon realised that putting x's around your name was nothing special, and made you look like a complete douche. Not only that, everyone who read your posts would mark you off as one of them slutty, stupid bimbo teenyboppers. Not only that, she feels her name should be changed as she didn't make up so dumb story about being on the run from the cops or owing money to the mafia or being raped by a flying monkey with pink slippers.

*"cool" and "hip"= "Whore-ish" and "Look like a dumb-ass"

Name change to just Tashi, if possible

Astrognash, there's already someone with the name astro, albeit with a lowercase A. I'm not sure if that'll cause issues (since /member/Astro redirects to that person), so I'll have to ask Delphy in the morning.

x-tashi-x, there is already someone with the name Tashi.

Nicknames are case insensitive to the database - so you can't have both astro and Astro. They'd be the same person.

Thankyou!! Kim's a happy bunny

Awesome thanks! I'm happy too :D

Sweet! Now to get on with the content-making!

....Once upon a time, a girl called Ffion discovered this amazing site (MTS), not realising its true wonders, she typed in a simple username; "fthomas".

After a few days of being a member on MTS, Ffion discovered the ability on the site to be able to join Social Groups and share interests with other simmers! This amazed her, and she quickly joined many of the groups!

But...people thought she was a boy; because of her username and were constantly calling her "fthomas", this wasn't exactly the most warming thing in the worlds. As well as the fact that she wanted to create things, but fthomas wasn't very memorable, and as a creator a more interesting and creative name, would be better!

Because of that, I propose a username change! fthomas into: Cherry(:
Thanks so much, if you changed my username it would mean so much! Thanks again!

Some things to amuse you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybH3W2Au8k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOP...feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLu_...feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ou3...feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he5fpsmH_2g
www.jellotime.com
http://www.mirrormouse.com/
http://www.colorflip.com/
http://www.brokenself.com/
http://www.biglongnow.com/

XD.

Last edited by fthomas : 17th Apr 2010 at 3:49 PM.

Well, in that case, will I need another story to ask to merely capitalize the A in my current name?

Could I have my name changed to KommunistKat? It is my username on most other sites I;m a part of and some other things and is what I want to be known as on the Interwebs.

Now for the amusing story, it's something that my dad would do to our cats when I was younger. He'd pull their ears back so they looked all wide-eyed and would scream Communist Cat! I still laugh whenever I think about it.

Once there was a girl named YorkieGirl4. She was outside playing with some friends when they were attacked by the bunny mafia. (Something about stolen carrots.) The girl and her friends headed for the hills and hid in a convenient alien spaceship that they...lets say borrowed. Unfortunately the bunny mafia also made it onto the alien spaceship and found a bunch of lasery-type things. After annoying the girl and her friends with their evile laser pointers and taking control of the ship, the bunnies crashed the spaceship into a boring little town in the middle of nowhere and took off because there's never been a town so proud of being hicks. The girl and her friends are now on the run from the bunny mafia and are changing their names everywhere...

Bet you never knew there was a bunny mafia, did you? So as you can see I need to change my username from YorkieGirl4 to SummerRaine to hide from the bunny mafia which still wants its carrots back.

Last edited by YorkieGirl4 : 30th Mar 2010 at 1:28 PM.

I would like my username changed to "Wartooth" (with a capital "W") please. You see, the Hyphen (they are not dashes, they ARE hyphens, there is a DIFFERENCE) Police are going to find me soon, for overusing hyphens in nearly all usernames on nearly all sites I register on. I'm getting really, really tired of being stalked by the Hyphen Police (I just realized that Hyphen Police and Hysterical Paroxysm both have the same initials... which is odd...) and they're going to charge me with hyphen overuse, but I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I COULD GET CHARGED FOR THAT. So, as you can see, I'm innocent and I'm about to be arrested, which is why I must rid my username of the unsightly hyphens and also change the username, so that the Hyphen Police don't track me down, find me, capture me, and give me the death penalty for a crime I have unintentionally committed. Now I'm going to die... unless you guys step in and save meeee.

Oh, and also, for the watchers of Metalocalypse here, yes, I am trying to get it renamed in honor of Toki Wartooth (the guy in my avatar right now).

I want to change my name to PipGirl 3000 please. Thank you for your time.

At this point, may I remind you all what "HystericalParoxysm" said at the start of this thread!

"Usernames cannot be changed by users themselves, and can only be changed, by hand, by an MTS administrator.

You may not register a new account to get the name you want! Multiple accounts per person are not allowed!

If you would like to request a username change, you may post here. Please check first that the username you would like is not taken. If the username you would like is taken, please choose another. You can do this by going to:

http://www.modthesims.info/member/Y...redUsernameHere

... and obviously, just changing that last bit.

Please do not ask to have your name changed to something stupid full of numbers or xXx_P1nkEm0Pr1nc355_xXx type crap as we will just laugh at you and tell you no.

This thread will be checked periodically by administrators for requested changes - we will usually do any changes in batches, so please don't expect it to be immediate or even very soon.

If you request a username, you must come up with a funny, amusing, or silly story telling us why you want your name changed. Yes, this is a real requirement - without something halfway amusing, we will not change your name. Yes, seriously."

Last edited by G.O.C. : 11th Apr 2010 at 1:47 PM.

So does that mean that my story wasn't good enough? Dang...I worked hard on that...ok, not really, but still.

I'm confused too..

Quote from *yorkieGirl4* "So does that mean that my story wasn't good enough? Dang...I worked hard on that...ok, not really, but still."
Quote from *fthomas* "I'm confused too.."

No, it means that an Admin, you know, the ones with RED names, has not had a look yet!! As *HP* says, "we will usually do any changes in batches, so please don't expect it to be immediate or even very soon."

Ah, I thought you were a mod. Wow, I feel dumber than usual...thanks, by the way!

Amusing story... hmm. I fail at those, but here's a totally unrelated one, one which I forgot to screencap/record sadly.

TS2, family of three: Mommy, Daddy, and a toddler. Mother dies. Father dies. Well, they were killed actually. And the stinky baby is left all alone. Grimmy comes in, crosses over their souls and here's the fun part: he goes to the fridge, has a snack; to the toilet, takes a crap for quite a while. Then he disappears, and I get a message saying "Death is a Taurus... yadda yadda yadda." Game over.

See, I suck at it.

Okay I wanted my name changed to Nygmanix as that is what I use on the chats and it's also easier to type. (Yuss, I'm a son of a sloth. Now pretty please with a Pescado on the top? And wow, pretty, please and Pescado all in the same sentence.)

Hi, I would like to change my current nick with "Imugust", is it possible? Thanks.

"ransie"
Did you actually read the start of this thread??

I have to invent a story about why I would like to change my nick? Really?
Ok, I don't understand everything that is written even help me with a translator, sorry.