I loved the Foundation challenge last time so I thought I'd go for it again.
I'm lacking creativity at the moment so we'll see how I go with making up a description without resorting to horrible humour.
This classic red-brick one bedroom, one bathroom home was the loved home of the Smiths before cutbacks at the local fruit processing factory caused them to lose their jobs and move interstate, leaving this wonderful house for its next lucky inhabitants. The happy couple decorated their house in shades of green, brown and blue to match with the native trees and crystal blue pond in the backyard; and to contrast with the dull grey of the factory where they spent their working lives. The house provides everything a couple needs to live a pleasant life on a budget, whether they be starting out or just looking for a country change.