Incidentally, Turnip - the heir of my Edgarcy Prettacy - is obsessed with Donald Trump, because he's got such cool hair and gets to yell at people on TV.
Every time you type Turnip, I misread it as Trump.
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Oh my, he's gorgeous. He makes Tate and Abraxas look practially supermodel-esque.
...
What a thought.
Abraxas like 'I'm already supermodel-esque. '
Yeah for Big Chin Fetish Magazine.
Quote: Originally posted by MinghamSmith
Granted, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if somebody made one purely for the purpose of having an alien repeatedly drop a meteor on him in the near future, but until then...
THIS MUST HAPPEN
Quote: Originally posted by DesereiPandemoni
I hate to gossip about real people, but I'm going to anyway cause I need to know: on the subject of a Trump based family did anyone notice the dawning look of horror on his sons face when he realized he'd be listening to Boring Speeches like that for the next four years? It was possibly the best, most genuine performance on the stage that night.
I didn't, but that's hilarious. I did hear about how the idiot tweeted a picture of his vote inside the booth and broke the fucking law in doing so however...
ANYWAY. I have an update. Strap yourselves in, it's another biggun. It's going to be in two posts again because someone can't stop herself from taking too many fucking pictures.
Also there's some fairly bad clipping in the second post. I was tempted to try and edit it out but I am no picture editor and would probably have only made it worse. So uh, ignore please.
'Hello, ladies. Thank you all for coming - all five of you.'
'What is this about?'
'First things first, introductions. These are the Graves sisters. Since Nephilim doesn't know much about how Devil's Port is run, allow me to explain. Jarah, Jairyn and Jessamine, they run politics, the police, the military and organised crime -'
'Jessamine, as the head of the criminal organisation is Saul Kim's boss. Though Saul's part in Devil's Port's crime is running a street gang. Saul keeps his gang members doing what they must, Jessamine basically leaves him to it but occasionally looks in and influences other beneficial city crime.'
'Jarah, as head of law enforcement, turns a blind eye and arrests anyone who hinders us.'
'Jaceina keeps the citizens as happy as possible with her influence in politics -'
'- And Jairyn makes sure that our military is strong. Not that the military has been needed yet, but it's better to have it and not need it than vice versa. All of the people in this room, barring yourself Nephilim, report to me.'
'So who is this chick and why're we here?'
*scrape*
*shudder*
'Nephilim is someone I've been working with for some time. Am I right in assuming we all saw the news?'
'We did.'
'We did.'
'We did.'
'We did.'
'Yes. How did she get a hold of all that information?'
'She broke into ORTOS.'
'You need me to go rough her up?'
'She lives in Sunset Valley. I do have her address, so I'll let you know as and when I need force. Right now, damage control is required.'
'We should attack her credibility.'
'We should attack her credibility.'
'We must make her look like a liar.'
'We must make her look like a liar.'
'We must make it clear that she cannot be trusted by anyone.'
'We must make it clear that she cannot be trusted by anyone.'
'We must make it clear that she cannot be trusted by anyone.'
'...Uh. D'you girls always talk in unison like that?'
'We do. We are a quadruplet hive mind.'
'We do. We are a quadruplet hive mind.'
'We do. We are a quadruplet hive mind.'
'We do. We are a quadruplet hive mind.'
'But how? How can we do so?'
'Can't we force her to retract her statement?'
'...Maybe. But it might be too obvious. No, I think we need something a little subtler than that.'
'The safety of Yahzoputl is the topmost priority in my mind.'
'Wait a fuckin' minute -'
'Don't ask.'
'If she is spreading information about Yahzoputl, then the people may demand that the facility proves they have nothing.'
'A desperate act of evil to discredit you.'
'A desperate act of evil to discredit you.'
'She attempts to do something harmful to the city.'
'She attempts to do something harmful to the city.'
'She attempts to do something harmful to the city.'
'...Alright, I'm sorry I have to stop you there. While I'm intrigued, the speaking in unison thing is starting to get a little too creepy.'
'Thank fuck it ain't only me.'
'Can you stop it?'
'You like it when we do it in bed.'
'You like it when we do it in bed.'
'I know, but things people like in bed don't necessarily carry through to non-sexual activities. If I'm going about my day like normal, I'd be a little put off if you put your feet around my -'