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'Thank you for joining us today, Mr Gore.'

'Thank you for having me!'

'So, first of all... Recent events. It must be awful, knowing that your own daughter was behind the recent attack on alte Fabrik.'

'Oh God. You have no idea, you really don't. My heart goes out in sympathy for everyone that has been affected by the tragedy. And yes, it is awful. It's tremendously hard knowing that my own child, my first born, was the perpetrator of such a vicious act of cruelty.'

'How do you feel about your daughter?'

'It's difficult to say. Ambivalent. I hate her actions, despise them. But Indigo herself? At the end of the day, she is still my daughter, and there will always be a bond of blood between us that won't be broken. She needs help. Desperately. I'm sure any parents in the audience can understand; at the end of the day, parental love wins out over anything else, but that doesn't mean you will always and completely support every single decision your child makes. And of course, as her father, I carry a portion of the guilt too.'

'I feel as though I could have done more to get her the mental health assistance she quite clearly needs. I could have done more to get her in a stable frame of mind so she wouldn't have felt the need to punish innocent people. I should have taken her unprecedented attack on myself as a sign that she was near boiling point. I didn't, and I let her down. I let the entire city down, and believe me, there is nothing that can lighten the burden of second hand responsibility that I feel.'

'It was a dark day.'

'Absolutely, it was indeed. But hopefully, in this tragedy happening, we can work to piece together the fragments and create something stronger than before. Work on a way to tighten the city's security, to prevent anything like this from ever happening again.'

'What was this "unprecedented attack" against you?'

'Varied. While I have healed up a lot faster than could have been anticipated, I know a lot of people did see me in quite the sorry state of having been bruised up and with a broken leg. While it wasn't Indigo personally that was behind that, I do believe that she was behind the mindless thugs that were.'

'I hold no animosity towards her, I think her version of reality is a lot different from everybody else's, but I was angry that she had falsely incentivised a beating. In person, she ah, she shot me. That's currently the only injury I am still recovering from. In the penis, which explains my recent absence from work.'

'Ouch. But onto lighter things, as you've mentioned work, is there anything on the horizon that you're looking forwards to?'

'Ah, I'm glad you've asked! Because yes, there most certainly is. The studio I work with have recently begun production on a full length pornographic parody of Final Fantasy VII. Obviously a lot of the details, names and so forth have had to be changed in order to avoid a copyright lawsuit, but I play the role of the leading villain, "Stiffiroth".'

'I see...'

'It's something I'm eagerly anticipating, I'm going to be working with Tia Yates again, as she plays one of the main characters, Tits Cockheart. We're going to be keeping the love triangle from the source material, between Tits, Cirrus Stiff and Eeries Gainswhore. Although to explain the surname, Eeries has gone from a petite but fiesty flower girl to a bodybuilding prostitute.'

'And part of the driving motivation for Cirrus is going to be him having a bad case of amnesia, and his multiple meetings with Stiffiroth will prompt some very out of focus and confusing memories for him that he can't make sense of. But having sex with Tits and Eeries will be key in helping him to unfog them and remember who he is.'

'There will, of course, be more antagonism in the form of the evil global corporation Cirrus used to be a part of, Shinwank Incorporated, led by a megalomaniac gimp called Rupert Shinwank. Although he only takes it over after Stiffiroth murders his father in what I personally think of as the "climax" - no pun intended - of the movie's first act.'

'Two notable recreations are some of Rupert's employees, Headegger, a very tall, wide man with a rather large beard. Naturally, he's a bear. I'm also quite partial to one of the female antagonists, an up and coming member to a spy group affiliated with Shinwank Inc, Anala.'

'...Well that sounds... unique.'

'Oh yes, absolutely.'

'Will your penile injury cause delays for the film?'

'I shouldn't think so, at least not significantly. It's healing up quite well actually, here, I'll show you.'

'Mr Gore no we're recording live -'

*ZZZZZIP*

'Jesus Christ!'

'Whoa, holy shit! He's huge! Is he really your friend?'

'Business associate... Ugh, did he have to actually show us?'

'...Do you think you could hook us up some time?'

'Are you serious?'

'What? It's an open relationship, isn't it?'

'...We'll discuss this later.'

'...Holy fucking shit, I don't want to live any more.'

'...Good grief. I think I might take up drinking again.'

'CUT!'

'I'm very sorry about that, I got far too carried away.'

'...That would be one way to put it, yes.'

'So... How far out did that go?'

'All of Devil's Port, Mr Gore. Plus we advertised the interview on our website as being streamable for anyone outside the city.'

'...Whoops.'

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