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'You think you're gonna be okay? Since there's gonna be a lot of people you don't know that well.'

'...Yeah... I'll manage. At least I know Maddy.'

'True.'

'Aura and Jezebeth are doing okay, as well. Edward was making a big fuss of them when I left, so they'll be in good hands.'

'Great.'

*KNOCK KNOCK*

'Evening, ladies.'

'Holy fucking shit.'

'I see you've gone all out.'

'Wow, this is beautiful. Remind me to take as many photos as possible.'

'Gotta look the part! We all ready?'

'Yeah, I reckon so.'

'Where are we going to go? Not the Old Horse, I hope.'

'Fuck no, if I end up seeing Bryan fucking Izon in his usual gross demeanour on top of a stomach full of booze, I'm gonna vomit.'

'Try being related to him. Well, if you guys don't mind taking the LLAMA to Moonlight Falls, we could, like, go to my brother's bar. It's called Pandora's Box.'

'Oh, sure! I'll trust your judgement.'

'Awesome! I'll lead the way then.'

'Interesting place.'

'Yeah, it's like, become quite a hot spot for other dysadi as well as the other people living around here.'

'Definitely ain't been anywhere like this before.'

'Brought you some more customers!'

'Ah crap, it's you!'

'If you don't want our money, we can go somewhere else!'

'What are you drinking?'

'What would you recommend for a hen party? The girl in the black with really long hair is getting married. And yes, Mum and Dad know I'm here. I think they're, like, looking forward to seeing me hung over, honestly.'

'Really? Well these are on me then obviously - erm, how about a Cactus Banger?'

'What the fuck is a Cactus Banger?'

'A cocktail.'

'A nice one. I might go for that, actually.'

'Yep, I asked Bristan what he'd recommend - this is him, by the way - and since it's, like, a special occasion, he's letting us have them for free!'

'Wait, shit, really?'

'Oh, nice one!'

'Hey, no worries at all! Pleasure's all mine.'

'Well thanks, it's appreciated. Hey Wed, wanna try a Cactus Banger?'

'No, I don't want spikes in my vagina.'

'...I didn't mean literally.'

'...Ouch.'

'I'd rather you didn't have spikes in your vagina either. How about a Purple Pussycat instead?'

'Yes please. Some people eat cactuses on video, spikes and all.'

'...Well, each to their own.'

'Yeaahhh, I saw someone do that. Got bored and binged shit videos one night.'

'Huh, so long as it's only going in their mouths...'

'Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. Although I would hate to be the hospital worker that has to deal with the aftermath!'

'...Well I'm definitely not brave enough.'

'...I'm taking no responsibility if you decide that's a good idea after a few drinks.'

'I'd like to think I'd fucking pass out long before ever getting that drunk.'

'It's okay, I'll look out for these ladies, make sure they do nothin' stupid.'

'Oh yeah, you've never done anything stupid while drunk, not at all.'

'Do you often dunk your testicles in your drink?'

'No he doesn't. Because I don't wanna see that.'

'Sometimes, but I won't tonight. Indigo looks like she'd try to remove 'em if I did!'

'Hey man, I don't wanna see your ballsack in my bar!'

'It's cool, I won't!'

'...Apparently it's something of a tradition at the Old Horse pub in Sunset Valley. Which is a pretty terrible excuse for a dive bar.'

'Yeah, nothing fancy like here.'

'Isn't that where Grandad goes? And yeah, good, I don't think ballsack goes well with tequila!'

'Yeahh, the Old Horse is the place he gave birth outside of.'

'Please, I'm trying to repress those memories. I saw things I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.'

'That's exactly why I noped out as soon as possible. Though to be honest, I don't think it's too bad to wish it on Tate.'

'Admittedly I thought there were a few notable exceptions, but I decided against bringing them up.'

'Urgh, I'm sorry, they won't let me stock brain bleach in here!'

'Plenty of strong alcohol did the trick, fortunately!'

'I bet you needed it. So... how're you feeling about all this, Indigo?'

'A bit better. Turns out Quinn isn't who - or what - I thought he was from first judgement, and frankly better me than Carmella, y'know?'

'I am glad it's not her...'

'Is he the lucky man?'

'Yeah. He's out having his stag do at the moment.'

'A great way to kick start cohabiting, by both of you being hungover as fuck.'

'Oh well, it was going to happen eventually, I bet. God knows I'm not gonna be giving up a drink just 'cause I'm married.'

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