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'Aunt Naaaalllll!'

'Hello - Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your mother wearing?!'

'A dress.'

'Where's the rest of it?!'

'Maddy said this was a trashy do, right? So I brought out my trashiest dress.'

'Yeah, we oughta be grateful it ain't in pink leopard skin. Seein' how we know she likes that shit too.'

'Um, lads... Am I hallucinating this?'

'What the...?!'

'...Boobies.'

'...So yeah, that's my mum. We ain't afraid of nudity in our household.'

'You ain't neither, though, don't make out like it's just me. Answerin' the door in the middle of titty feeding.'

'Hey, that's just multitaskin'!'

'Weaponising your milk?'

'That was just for fun.'

'Laz!'

'Hello Wednesday!'

'Nice to see you again.'

'And you. Um, Dad's already here, by the way...'

'Oooh, goodie.'

'Fantastic, the moment I've waited my entire life for. Meeting my darling father-in-law.'

'Wouldn't recommend. Every bit as delightful in the flesh.'

'Oh, I can just imagine! Still, if he gets out of line, perhaps we can set Anya on him.'

'We might not have to, the stupid man might just do it himself. An attractive lady in the room he hasn't smarmed at? Oh you had best believe he'll make up for that.'

'Anyway, enough of that old trout. Hello, it's nice to meet you! I'm Lazarus, and this is my wonderful, darling husband Deveron.'

'This is Hazel... She's my girlfriend.'

'Nice to meet you both, too.'

'Oh, how wonderful! How about we get a drink and have a chat before the ceremony begins, then?'

'I'd love to.'

'So, who've we got so far...'

'...Have you seen what that woman is wearing?'

'Oh! That's who you notice first?'

'It's pretty hard to miss her!'

'Yeah, no kidding...'

'Oh my God, he's so fucked up! This is great, that's made my day.'

'Don't start falling asleep already.'

'I'm not!

'I'm sorry, darling, but you didn't get much sleep last night. You're obviously tired.'

'Yes, because I'm nine months pregnant and the baby was on my bladder for most of the night. Leave me alone.'

'...Perhaps you should get a soft drink, or something.'

'Aw, hon, bless you for actually being here! I don't think I could've gone to a wedding at nine months.'

'I probably shouldn't have, but my due date is still a couple of weeks away yet.'

'I wonder who that is? I wonder if she's told the poor bastard she doesn't put out.'

'...Maybe they're together as friends.'

'Hello Abraxas! And Tate too! I didn't realise such good friends of ours were going to be here too.'

'W...What the hell are you doing here?!'

'Old friends, aren't we?'

'We were invited, silly, just like you.'

'By who?!'

'Probably by the same person that did the rest of the invites. Do you always ask such stupid questions?'

'I just wasn't expecting to see you all, that's all...'

'Well now we've checked in with our besties, I'm going to look for a drink.'

'Oooh, feel free to get me one too!'

'Hmm, I dunno about that.'

'God, Papa, I know you said they were ugly, but I didn't think they'd be that ugly.'

'Well, I'm going to sit down, I think.'

'Good idea.'

'Who were they?'

'Nobody worth bothering with.'

'Well you certainly seemed bothered.'

'Let's not waste our time with them.'

''Ey up, looks like the bride's here!'

'Ooh, good.'

'Do we know what kinda dress she's gonna be wearin'? 'Cause I'm kinda anticipatin' some sorta trashy lookin' leopard number fresh outta Mum's wardrobe. Given the theme, y'know.'

'...That wouldn't surprise me.'

'I wouldn't like to see the backlash if so.'

'Let's be taking our seats, then! We have a wedding to get underway.'

'I suppose that's your cue then.'

'You look lovely.'

'Thanks.'

'I'm right with you.'

'Are you ready?'

'As ready as I'll ever be.'

'Okay.'

'Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of Quinn William Fortescue the Second and Indigo Lilan Gore in holy matrimony, which is an honourable estate, that is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently and soberly. Into this estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.'

'Repeat after me. I, Quinn William Fortescue the Second, take thee, Indigo Lilan Gore...'

'I, Quinn William Fortescue the Second, take thee, Indigo Lilan Gore...'

'To be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse.'

'To be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse...'

'For richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, 'til death do us part.'

'For richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, 'til death do us part.'

'Repeat after me. I, Indigo Lilan Gore, take thee, Quinn William Fortescue the Second.'

'I, Indigo Lilan Gore, take thee, Quinn William Fortescue the Second.'

'To be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse.'

'To be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse.'

'For richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honour, and cherish, 'til death do us part.'

'For richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honour, and cherish, 'til death do us part.'

'The rings, please.'

'The wedding ring is the outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual bond which unites two loyal hearts in endless love. It is a seal of the vows Quinn and Indigo have made to one another. May she and he, who give them, and who wear these rings, live together in unity, love and happiness for the rest of their lives. Indigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of our vows.'

'Indigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of our vows.'

'And with all that I am, and all that I have, I honour you. With this ring, I thee wed.'

'And with all that I am, and all that I have, I honour you. With this ring, I thee wed.'

'Quinn, I give you this ring as a symbol of our vows.'

'Quinn, I give you this ring as a symbol of our vows.'

'And with all that I am, and all that I have, I honour you. With this ring, I thee wed.'

'And with all that I am, and all that I have, I honour you. With this ring, I thee wed...'

'You may now kiss the bride.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Fortescue.'

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