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|Yesterday, 03:00 AM||#3101|
Join Date: Feb 2013
Because blogs shouldn't stay on topic, and Branch Timbley must die.
|Yesterday, 08:11 AM||#3102|
Join Date: Oct 2008
So, James Starbright is an evil witch who often dreams of setting fire to other sims or turning them into toads. When not watched he's a bit less ambitious - he just conjures poisoned apples and stores them in his inventory.
While playing last night, James was hungry. Dinner wasn't quite cooked, so he went for the nearest food he could find.
That's right, his own poisoned apple. He spent the next couple of hours asleep on the floor.
James' mother Bonnie was being really sweet a bit later though. Her husband had died the day before, and when I went looking to see where she'd got to, this is where I found her.
The grave beside her is her late husband's.
|Yesterday, 07:21 PM||#3103|
LOL FOR FUCK'S SAKE MASTEMA. Do you have a hair fetish? D:
|Yesterday, 10:22 PM||#3104|
Well that's an interesting perdicament..
|Yesterday, 10:51 PM||#3105|
...Has she got a bowl and a phone stuck to her hand?!
|Today, 12:49 AM||#3106|
But wait, there's more!
A bald guy in only a towel and shoes shows up in Jess Beil's restaurant.
|Today, 01:41 AM||#3107|
Join Date: Jul 2012
|Today, 02:41 AM||#3108|
IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
AND IT MOOOOVES US AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THROUGH DESPAIR AND HOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE
THROUGH FAITH AND LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*drops the baby*
|Today, 06:46 AM||#3109|
Join Date: Jun 2009
|Today, 07:41 AM||#3110|
Dating Sims Style:
1. Ask sim out on date.
2. Show up on date dressed in a towel with a screaming hungry toddler.
3. Drop said toddler in the middle of the dance floor and neglect to feed it for the entire date.
4. Break up marriage of man in towel as there's just no single men anymore in this town.
5. Discover your new husband was married to his imaginary friend, Puzzle. Turns out she's mean-spirited and likes to beat him regularly.
6. New husband plays with fireplace while you're at work. He catches on fire. Neglectful Sim God is trying to find something in map view, oblivious.
7. Husband burns to death. Wife gets home, doesn't care as she's stone-hearted. Receive a call to go on another date with a random married sim. Sure, why not?!