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Astha123
Lab Assistant
#351 Old 25th Mar 2017 at 9:35 AM
Old guy: *speaking to no one* I've been busy all day long and I'm sleepy. What do you I mean I was sleeping?
Other guy: *speaking to no one * eeerRRRRKKKKkkkkk he's craaaazy

(The below is a picture of a family.)
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kamoodle5
Inventor
#352 Old 26th Mar 2017 at 6:08 PM
"I guess muffin much is going on with that conversation."
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velvetina
Instructor
#353 Old 26th Mar 2017 at 8:52 PM
"Why is the cat able to sleep with her, while I have to do it in this tiny pillow?"

Pideli
Top Secret Researcher
#354 Old 27th Mar 2017 at 3:48 PM
"Mmmm... While they're eating each other imma eat their brains! >: D"

simsample
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#355 Old 27th Mar 2017 at 8:48 PM Last edited by simsample : 29th Mar 2017 at 10:50 AM. Reason: Thanks Velvetina!
Oh no, how am I ever going to mop out that pee puddle from behind the loo?



velvetina
Instructor
#356 Old 29th Mar 2017 at 12:24 AM
@simsample Didn't you post that one already? It's in another page of this thread.
simsample
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retired moderator
#357 Old 29th Mar 2017 at 10:50 AM
Ooooh, sorry- I told you I have a brain like a sieve! I changed it now, thanks @velvetina !
Astha123
Lab Assistant
#358 Old 1st Apr 2017 at 8:51 AM
"Ah, wonderful, fresh raw meat. Setting my youngin's stuff on fire sets the mood pretty well!

...wait, am I supposed to speak in caveman speak?"
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velvetina
Instructor
#359 Old 1st Apr 2017 at 9:23 AM
"I really hope she wakes up soon. I'm so hungry..."

kamoodle5
Inventor
#360 Old 1st Apr 2017 at 5:42 PM
"The guy wants to be at peace figuring out what dessert to order."
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Lamare
just a girl
#361 Old 1st Apr 2017 at 7:04 PM
^ Secret handshake of Smelly Llama Society


Astha123
Lab Assistant
#362 Old 2nd Apr 2017 at 7:12 AM
"Ugh, youngins nowadays trying to seduce my grandson with handshakes... HMPH! I bet she's trying to befriend him to see into my diary!"
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blueskii55
Lab Assistant
#363 Old 2nd Apr 2017 at 3:22 PM
I don't know man, I don't know... Don't you ever feel sometimes that you're just hollow inside and you have no control over your life? Like someone else out there is choosing your destiny? Man, I don't even know how in the hell I showed up to work without my shirt!
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simsample
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retired moderator
#364 Old 2nd Apr 2017 at 3:46 PM
After years of searching for the firmest hairspray, Nina felt she could finally rest.

kamoodle5
Inventor
#365 Old 2nd Apr 2017 at 6:26 PM
"He has hundreds of teddy bears to craft, but will he be able to bear such a task?"

FYI, this screenshot is similar to the one I posted here recently.
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Pideli
Top Secret Researcher
#366 Old 3rd Apr 2017 at 2:17 AM
After coloring, he sees it in the mirror for the first time.
- Do you call THAT blond?!
- Oh my god!
- You're too early for Christmas, mr Grinch!

blueskii55
Lab Assistant
#367 Old 5th Apr 2017 at 5:44 PM
"Well, the director said don't act like a honey badger, BE the honey badger. Now, here's whatcha do : show me your grrr face!!!... No, no, no... You can do better than that! I'll do it with ya, on the count of three, GRRR!!"
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velvetina
Instructor
#368 Old 5th Apr 2017 at 6:29 PM
When you wonder if you should admit your feelings, and you receive signals from beyond telling you to go for it.
kamoodle5
Inventor
#369 Old 6th Apr 2017 at 8:06 AM
"Sir, you may not want to go there if I were you. She's already eyeing you like a hawk."
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simsample
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retired moderator
#370 Old 6th Apr 2017 at 11:27 AM
Eddie sang his heart out about the problems of being a working man in the motor city. Then he realised that he'd dropped the mic and everyone else had gone home.

Astha123
Lab Assistant
#371 Old 6th Apr 2017 at 1:40 PM
Better avoid the attractive.
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velvetina
Instructor
#372 Old 6th Apr 2017 at 6:07 PM
"This is not the regular type of pizza I'm selling here. Are you sure you still want it?"
"IS THERE A THING AS SPECIAL PIZZA? WHATEVER, JUST GIVE IT TO ME. I'M STARVING!"
simsample
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retired moderator
#373 Old 7th Apr 2017 at 1:17 AM
Dave was often perplexed by the mysteries of the Universe. Like, how did Muriel's dress stay up?

kamoodle5
Inventor
#374 Old 7th Apr 2017 at 6:29 AM
"Martie, you gotta come back with me...to the experiment table!"
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Annaminna
Mad Poster
#375 Old 7th Apr 2017 at 6:57 PM
"Why these robots must ruin my romantic feelings?"

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