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2018 MTS Calendar Contest - posted on 12th Nov 2017 at 8:48 PM
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Instructor
#7726 Old 23rd Oct 2017 at 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lil bag2
Sooooo I had a sim couple try for baby. The father died a few hours after a successful conception (due to...totally unrelated causes...). The three sims days pass and the pregnancy goes about as normal as a three day pregnancy can be.

Here's where the weird shit happened. The mom gave birth to a relatively normal baby girl...and then a few seconds later, it's revealed that she was not only pregnant with twins, but the second child (a boy) is a ghost! The babies were conceived BEFORE the father died. How the hell did she end up with a ghost child!?


Add note to resource and tactics book: Murder father sim before baby is born to try for ghost baby fun!
Mad Poster
#7727 Old 26th Oct 2017 at 6:27 AM Last edited by lil bag2 : 26th Oct 2017 at 6:44 AM.
Welp. My Evil Vampire/Witch hybrid Sim officially sucks at what he was made to do. His job is to spread death and destruction across the town, and he can't even do that right. It started out simple enough. After a...particularly bad break-up, he finds out that his mistress has moved onto a new boyfriend. Being the possessive and evil bastard that he is, he couldn't take solace in the fact that his affair was officially over and he could go back to being faithful to his wife (who's honestly a lot prettier than the piece of trailer trash he was cheating on her with). Nope. While out at the Library, he ran into the mistress' new boyfriend and picked a fight with him. One thing led to another aaaaaand....


The Receptacle still lives!
Site Helper
#7728 Old 26th Oct 2017 at 3:28 PM
He's hoping to set the school on fire to get out of class early?

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Top Secret Researcher
#7729 Old 27th Oct 2017 at 3:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghost sdoj
He's hoping to set the school on fire to get out of class early?
I'll bet his thoughts are more mundane, like "Wouldn't it suck if I get grounded on top of being set aflame?" A Sim, especially a young one and especially one in distress, will often think tactically rather than strategically. Then too, very few Sims know about Alice Cooper.

EDIT: OK, some of my Sims and (at a wild guess) PandaQueen's probably do know, and there could be others. But I don't think that invalidates my overall point.

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Instructor
#7730 Old 27th Oct 2017 at 10:23 PM
Let me begin the tale of the Best Worst experience I have ever had playing TS3.
Mad Poster
#7731 Old 3rd Nov 2017 at 8:33 PM
Sim genetics are weird. Remember this couple from my last post? Well they just had a baby....with blonde hair. At first I thought that maybe the wife cheated and I just didn't notice (would have been totally out of character for her but I don't put anything past my sims anymore). But I checked the family tree, and the only illegitimate child was the one I already knew about (long story). I went into CAS to see what the baby would look like when she's older, and sure enough, she had aspects of both parents. Most of the mother's facial features, the father's eyes and skin tone. She's actually gonna grow up to be quite pretty (which is more than I can say about the child that the father had during his affair). She's just...blonde for some reason XD

The Receptacle still lives!
Scholar
#7732 Old 3rd Nov 2017 at 8:48 PM
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Originally Posted by lil bag2
Sim genetics are weird. Remember this couple from my last post? Well they just had a baby....with blonde hair. At first I thought that maybe the wife cheated and I just didn't notice (would have been totally out of character for her but I don't put anything past my sims anymore). But I checked the family tree, and the only illegitimate child was the one I already knew about (long story). I went into CAS to see what the baby would look like when she's older, and sure enough, she had aspects of both parents. Most of the mother's facial features, the father's eyes and skin tone. She's actually gonna grow up to be quite pretty (which is more than I can say about the child that the father had during his affair). She's just...blonde for some reason XD

Reminds me of that time one of my sims had a kid with an eye colour that couldn't be traced to her parents OR any of her four grandparents.

I think I remember reading something around that time about there being a small chance of a mutation occurring in the hair or eyes when determining a sims genetics at birth? I think it was something like 5%

I might be totally making that up, and I can't remember how reliable the source was, but I think I read something like that somewhere at some time?

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Mad Poster
#7733 Old 3rd Nov 2017 at 9:06 PM
Both parents are witches so I'll just chalk it up to those good ole magic genes. Jeez. Now I feel like should have named her Nymphadora XD

The Receptacle still lives!
Scholar
#7734 Old 9th Nov 2017 at 11:32 AM
One of my Sims has gone swimming. The town I'm playing has beaches all over the place, but for some reason she's chosen to go swimming in a really remote part of the map. x( She's surrounded by high cliffs and small islands, against which the waves are crashing to their deaths. We may never see her again.


I'm not sure HOW she managed to phone in and cancel her stylist appointment, but it was nice of her to take the time to do so. O.o
Instructor
#7735 Old 16th Nov 2017 at 1:07 PM
just....y'know...out for a swim...

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#7736 Old 16th Nov 2017 at 3:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ribbonista
just....y'know...out for a swim...

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Instructor
#7737 Old 16th Nov 2017 at 6:27 PM
I'M DROWNING PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME

yeah im totally going as fast as i can honey dont worry

i'll be there
just a moment

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Scholar
#7738 Old 17th Nov 2017 at 6:44 PM
Been awhile since I been on this site; probably no one remembers me that long.

But one of my Sims has a mad addiction to scolding teenagers. This has gotten him fired in the past because he spent all day scolding the teen. Then felt need to leave work to scold the teen who just got off of work. Well one day his grandson had enough and my one sim went to scold him but the teen made a B-line to grab the cake from the cowplant. RIP to the tormented teen. Your grandpa pushed you to cowplant suicide.

Disclaimer: I am just being a goof ball, please ignore me if offended.
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