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Top Secret Researcher
#76 Old 22nd Jul 2014 at 8:17 PM
When I hungrily came up and looking at the pool of semen drooling out I lapped it up.

I was PEGI 18 when

Just Call me Square!
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Lab Assistant
#77 Old 3rd Aug 2014 at 9:14 AM
Something happened and you died.
I was dancing with my grandmother's cat when...
Field Researcher
#78 Old 4th Aug 2014 at 3:41 AM
He suddenly attached himself to your nose, puncturing your sinuses and you, unable to breath (and not being a mouth breather type of person) died.

I was doing my nails when...
Lab Assistant
#79 Old 9th Aug 2014 at 3:57 AM
... suddenly your house was trampled to the ground when a bunch of cows stampeded over your house.

I was reading a book when...

Hello, I'm Anna! :) I like playing violin, writing, and simming of course!
my tumblr - starblasted muffin
Space Pony
#80 Old 11th Aug 2014 at 10:31 AM
a mosquito bit you
i was searching for new posts when
Lab Assistant
#81 Old 25th Apr 2015 at 10:37 AM
You got ran over... at the crossing.
I was stalking Gerard Way when...
Space Pony
#82 Old 15th Jun 2015 at 9:45 AM
you got stroked by lightning
I was trying to hack a stupid game when....
Test Subject
#83 Old 30th Sep 2015 at 5:10 PM
You spilt your water over your computer, the computer malfunctions, you get electrocuted and die.

I was at a petting zoo when...
Lab Assistant
#84 Old 1st Oct 2015 at 1:43 AM
A psychic goose set you on fire.
I was staring out the window when...

May your plumbob glow ever green.
#85 Old 2nd Oct 2015 at 4:14 AM
...you were at the World Trade Center on 9/11

I was making offensive jokes when...
 
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