Happy guy: I'm hoooooooome!
Family from inside the house: Fuck ooooooooff!
Colleague: I am soulless, therefore I will not say anything.

"Hmmm, so plantsims apparently grow herbs down there..."

Everyone: It's a pool party be in your swim clothing
Old Lady: I don't have any, but I can be naked
Guy: Please no.

Sorry, wrong thread ^^. I'm confused this morning! Lol

That's got to be illegal in the street! It'll frighten the horses.

"Oh, I see what happened! We were double-booked because the plan was murder-suicide, but she saw him coming and now it's self-defense. Flip you for the job?"

music2ologist - "So, a colleague, where it is better to send? In paradise? in hell?.."
Peni Griffin - "And again, I mess up the whole mess ... As a house elf, honestly ..."
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Something I'm slow ...

@Peni Griffin
Your caption was P.E.R.F.E.C.T. ahahahah!

Uri-simka: Guy with orange shirt: "No, you CAN'T copy my homework!"

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Orange shirt guy to sweat suit girl, "Do 50 sit ups, next time pay attention to what page we're on" Orange shirt guy to Mr. Dreads, "Read from where she left off." Mr. Dreads, " And then Papa Bear said . . . "

@velvetina I'll do yours because someone forgot to do it:

"Look at those asses!" - comes from the girl.

"Oh, why I thought it was a good idea to kiss an android? Its facial circuits have failed, and it's creeping me out!"

"Aren't they just the CUTEST couple"
"CUTE? That's MY baby she's growing! Besides, that's his X still sitting - she's too stunned to get up, and she just had his twins"
"Gaa... things are never as simple as they seem. Think I WILL have another drink"
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Shelly often had dreams of her twin sister Violet, who long ago had gotten lost during a family vacation to the jungle. She wondered if Violet was still out there somewhere, and if she was trying to communicate telepathically. Maybe it was time to call the town gypsy, Esmerelda, to get everything straightened out... (I want to keep the thread going! This is the best I got right now... )

Jennifer used to date Maracles as a teen, when she didn't live in Pleasantview. One day, they were swimming. Suddenly, a huge wave came by. Jennifer got stuck in it.

"Maracles! My love! Avenge me sooner or later by conquering the ocean, as it is eating me up to satisfy its monstrous appetite!" Jennifer shouted out as she was being swallowed by the waves.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Maracles shouted in horror. From then on, he became a pirate who conquered the oceans, but died in a shipwreck. Jennifer started living in Pleasantview.

Now Maracles's ghost looks on as Jennifer and her wife enjoyed their holiday at Twikki Island.

"I will make you mine again..." he whispered, determined.

(We need to continue the story of Maracles and Jennifer. Please.)

It is now time to sacrifice this foolish child to the SIM GODS! ALL HAIL THE SIM GODS
*terror grows in child's eyes*

Alice and Bob didn't notice until it was too late that the new dance they learned was part of a ritual to make the walls dissapear.

Charlatan: Uhmm.. hey they told me I will not get sunburn!! I am supposed to be UNIVERSAL!! .. hey.. where are my chlothes??? So ashamed... I would blush if that would make any difference now...

Now I've got problems with this rod!

Maria messed up. The local serial killer placed a make-up chair in his front yard and Maria walked past his house. He tattooed the make up on her face. This make up is going to TRAP THE SOULS OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS AT IT!

Toddler crying, " What in the name of Poseidon?! Mommy and Daddy are getting eaten by a giant clam of doom!! Why do they sound so happy about it? At least I know they love me, they put me in the closet to save me..."

"We can't go on together, with suspicious minds..."

"Oh! My! God! I have a hole in my tummy!"

Tuuri of the Huldrafolk checked her mirror one last time before setting out to wreak havoc.
(Huldras are beautiful in front and hollow behind.)

"The reflection in the mirror shows your true self..."
(Why is she a grow up sim being a teenager?)



EDIT: I didn't see that Peni posted before me! Sadly I don't know what should I write for that, so someone else will have to caption that.