Easy translation...
lorm ipsum dolor sit amet, consectur adipisicing elit, = Expect to pay too many dollars for each EP , and to be inundated with in game advertising to spend more
sed do eiusmod tempor indiunt ut labore et dotore =You will lose your temper waiting for us to fix the many bugs We Won't That work will fall to the modders
- duis aute irure dotor in reprehenderit in voluptate = There will be a Katy Perry stuff pack It's title will be Reprehensible
- mtyc, bonkdmgfs, fjlfnnfldfvfjslfkjleipru =glitches , general borkedness , lots of DRM and quite possibly a total product recall
- excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proidihnbvnncent =Except this time it's quite likely your computer will actually explode
numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut laboguire = We've decided that to temporarily increase store purchases you will be required to undergo a lobotomy
et dolore magnam aliquam quaeral voluptatem = The first dollar of each purchase will go directly to our CEO's yearly bonus
Shotgunning bland cucumbers since 1974