you have 2 cows, these is what its like in a form of ogverment ill post some examples and make your own version and post it here if you want

http://politicalhumor.about.com/lib...owspolitics.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/lib...ncapitalism.htm
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jo...l/govern004.htm

my verson:

Democratic Socialism: You have 4 cows; government takes 2, gives 1 to your friend, milks 1 and sells the milk to the middle class and rich in the government super market. you keep 2 reproduce them so you have as many cows as possible, milk them, drink the milk you want, sell the rest of the milk to the government's supermarket, and open up a farm of cows that sells milk and painlessly killed organic free ranged cow meat because the government regulates your business so it cant be a "factory farm". your government comes once and a wail and takes cropution tax, takes some of your cows and gives it to the poor Also you enjoy your excive personal and political freedom but you are pissed at your very little economic freedom.

Socialism: You have two cows; government takes one gives it to your friend, you keep one.

Communism: You have two cows; the government takes both, makes you take care of them and gives you a ration of the milk. fight the government to be democratic/capitalist/democratic socialist.

Fascism: You have two cows; the government takes both, sells it to you. makes disgramitation ageist your race in government. torchers you till you die. the usa goes to war with your nation for genoside.

Bureaucratism: You have two cows; the government takes both, starves one because it is unable to feed him, milks the other and throws the milk away. Forces you to fill out papers.

Capitalism: You have no cows; the bank will not lend you the money to buy the cows and you become poor and die of a easily cured deadly desese because the government will not give you free health care or welfare. wail the rich are so much happier then you

Anarchism: Keep the cows. Steal another one from your friend. Shoot the government. your friend shots you for stealing, rapes your wife, steals all your cows and milk and every thing else you have.

christen democracy: You have two cows. The government takes both and sacrifices it to god. forces your kids to learn creationism.

republicanism: You have two cows. Your neighbor begs you to share the milk but you wont.

Dictatorship/Empire: You have two cows. The government takes both and forces you into war.

Islamic republic: You have two cows. government takes both and sacrifices them to Allah. forces you into a war with ameirca.

Direct Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide vote who gets them but you still take care of them because your neighbors wont.

Representative Democracy: You have two cows. You vote for people to vote on who keeps the milk.

That last line gets me every time.

I loled my ass off. Even at the Muslim joke. But instead of America change it to infidels.