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MTS Speed-Building Challenge - posted on 17th Oct 2018 at 7:25 PM
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Alchemist
#176 Old 12th Oct 2018 at 2:17 AM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 13th Oct 2018 at 1:53 PM.
I was eating some chips and drinking a dragon fruit drink and I heard a knock on the door. I asked "Who is it?" And the hoarse, masculine, slight whine said "It's me, Alice. Let me in, it's cold and wet." I offered him a cookie I made with chocolate cookie dough and green M&Ms (M&M Mars corporate is located in a nearby town, so I have some connections), but he declined because he's not much of a sweets man. I tried charming him and he said "Okay. You're sweet for a piece of work." He then ate my cookie and we spent time together. He was more amicable after eating the cookie. It was strange, me as the picture of full, round image of youthful beauty and him a haggardly, wrinkled image of a man not unlike a mistreated motorcycle: rode hard and put away wet. The fact he stayed in Lee's room while he was trying hard to write some music. He actually heard me playing The Sims 4 and his opus "School's Out" translated was weird.

The cookies' duration of the love effect lasts 1 week. Bonding with an individual has to happen before the end of the 168th hour.

I had to keep him from ruining my relationship with my boyfriend Lee. I said I would wait for Lee.

10/12/2018
I slept in today and had a dream about Alice Cooper and I dressed up as the Mad Hatter (him) and I as Alice Liddell in typical Alice of Alice in Wonderland clothes (blue dress, white apron, blue ribbon in my blonde hair, striped stockings) and he ate another cookie I made for keeping peace. If he eats it all, he might propose marriage to me. So I ate the half remaining. I heard the door knocking. I answered it and Lee was at the door. He apologized for the whole "break" nonsense. Then he said "Cute cosplay." I said "Me and Alice Cooper were having a tea party. I had made cookies and the tea is Shizuoka Matcha green tea." I invited Lee in and Alice asked "Who is this man?" I said "Alice, this is my husband, Lee Unkrich" Alice attacked Lee and I found myself spritzing them with a water bottle as if they were dogs and cats.

Lee had to be rushed to the hospital and I told Alice as I was getting in to accompany Lee, "Get out, you jealous bastard! Pack up and leave my house!"

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
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#177 Old 13th Oct 2018 at 11:44 AM
Y'know those egg cups you can get with faces on? Actually they do plates and mugs and stuff too... but that's not important...

Anyway last night I had a dream where I was some ambulance person, and there had been a shooting in some kind of venue hall and it turns out it was a mafia shootout or whatever, but they weren't real people... they were different colours (for different mafias) of those freakin egg cups. Also Finn from Adventure time was there and he had roast beef sandwiches, and I really wanted them (even though I've literally never had roast beef in my life). Anyway, so we were collecting all the different colours of egg cup and putting them in the ambulance to take them to hospital........... Yup.

~Your friendly neighborhood ginge
Alchemist
#178 Old 14th Oct 2018 at 7:30 PM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 14th Oct 2018 at 8:05 PM.
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Originally Posted by Bigsimsfan12
Y'know those egg cups you can get with faces on? Actually they do plates and mugs and stuff too... but that's not important...

Anyway last night I had a dream where I was some ambulance person, and there had been a shooting in some kind of venue hall and it turns out it was a mafia shootout or whatever, but they weren't real people... they were different colours (for different mafias) of those freakin egg cups. Also Finn from Adventure time was there and he had roast beef sandwiches, and I really wanted them (even though I've literally never had roast beef in my life). Anyway, so we were collecting all the different colours of egg cup and putting them in the ambulance to take them to hospital........... Yup.


Your pregnancy dreams are getting all the more strange.

Last night, in my dreams, I had to take Lee to the hospital after Alice clocked him in the nose and right eye. At the hospital, he got patched up and we spent the afternoon in a hospital room. During his convalescing, he apologized for him and I going on break. He didn't realize Alice Cooper could get that jealous. I said, "Alice was under the influence of the cookies I make." "What did you put in them?" He asked, so I said "Green M&Ms, there was a cocoa powder in the dough and Ghirardelli chocolate, broken into chunks." He said "You essentially turned him into a lovesick old man who wants you. The chemical components in those ingredients made him a mindless slave to any whims and desires you had."

I then told him "I still have the cookies." He said, "May I have one when we get home?"

I said "OK. But eat one. He ate a dozen."

It was short, but it was nice to see him and with us talking was a bit of a sweet peace of mind.

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Alchemist
#179 Old 14th Oct 2018 at 8:24 PM
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Originally Posted by PANDAQUEEN
Your pregnancy dreams are getting all the more strange.

The real question is, are they that strange now or have they always been that strange but I don't usually remember?

I had a dream last night where I was in the doctors office and he was checking a pimple on my butt. For some reason there were carebears on the hospital bed thing? Then this guy I work with walked in and asked me when my wedding was, and I said "on the 21st!" (dunno why. Haven't planned my wedding.) and then I thought "oh god I hope he doesn't know I'm pregnant!".

There was more to the dream, but sadly I don't remember anymore. I've been at work all day.

~Your friendly neighborhood ginge
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#180 Old 14th Oct 2018 at 10:52 PM
almost 3 days ago i had this weird dream about porn

i was at the porn club with my 3 best friend, we were having fun at the club.
we did uhm you know, what a men and women usually do in bed NAKED

i had an condom with me so i was having fun with my best friend there, but my 2 other best friends did it without a condom so my best friend was pregnant and her boyfriend was the father of this baby
my parents watched them do that and told me my best friend was gonna be pregnant and i don't

thank god i was awake on time because of my crazy dream i was having
Alchemist
#181 Old 16th Oct 2018 at 2:19 AM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 16th Oct 2018 at 12:58 PM.
I was in my secret home in Barbados. I had stolen a Time\Space portal gun and I got a place for me and Lee to raise our octuplets, age 7. Somehow, I was pregnant again, this time with twins. Lee said, "At least twins are manageable" I wasn't showing yet, but Lee would talk to the belly and feel it.

When I began to show, he wondered what it would be fraternal or identical, and from there, boys, girls or one of each. We eventually got our answer and we were getting a boy and a girl. For names, I chose Peter Charles for the boy and Eva Lucia for the girl.

When the day came, it was a relatively easy and quick birth compared to the octuplets, which I wanted to go home immediately.

We spent the first year waking up together to help with midnight feedings. I actually breastfed my twins and he would put the twins back in their cribs after humming a lullaby. He was very kind to help with any pain from breastfeeding. He said "I'm amazed how you are going through a lot of things and you seem like you enjoy me being around." I told him, "I love you. You certainly seem to like my company and you're a great father. I know you caring for 5 boys and 5 girls seemed impossible, but here you are, doting on our children between us. The warm weather is nice, the kids are getting some fresh air and sun and they are growing up so fast. They won't stay 7 forever."

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
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#182 Old 16th Oct 2018 at 4:04 PM
i had a weird dream about birthcontrol


i needed to take birthcontrol (like i usually do until i stop it for a week for my period)
but i got neauseous and throwed up, i guess it taste as if i ate the puke

and then i bumped into sailor moon and the other sailor scouts and i had to fight with a enemy
so i guess i helped the sailor scouts

and right before i woke up it reminds me of sailor mercury with sailor uranus trying to find sailor moon but instead of that they found nehelenia (or however there enemy's name was from season 6)
and i was in there in my dreams too trying to find sailor moon

i don't remember which episode it was anymore though when sailor mercury and sailor uranus was trying to find sailor moon in season 6
Alchemist
#183 Old 16th Oct 2018 at 8:16 PM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 17th Oct 2018 at 2:46 PM.
Well...
Last night, in me dreams, I was able to take a hot bath with a bath bomb in the bath.

I found myself talking to Lee via smartphone speakerphone on top of the counter and he was asking how I was today. I told him that I missed him and I would love to see him tonight. He said he just left Ohio (he was visiting family and he planned to show me after my birthday to his family. I've shown him in a recent dream to my 150 strong family.) and would be heading to stay as my guest.

I had received some new underwear and for the first time, found a bra that fit me and matching underpants, a cold shoulder shirt and a plaid pleated miniskirt, stockings and pumps.

For some reason, as the dream went on, I received items from the online boutiques I am signed up for.

He came to my room. Caught me off guard in the new underwear (I had rainbow stripes for the set, and I am that bold to wear rainbow striped underwear) he turned around and asked "Doesn't the door lock? Didn't you get my text" He said "I didn't get your text, my phone died." As I dressed in my cold shoulder shirt, my cutoffs and my knee-high stockings. I allowed him to turn around and see me dressed.

He said, "It's so wonderful to see you. I want you to meet my family after your birthday. I want you to meet my family because they're wondering about the mysterious woman you are." I asked "Will that dentist cousin you mentioned be there?" He reluctantly asked "Yes, why?" I said "My interactions with dental healthcare specialists is awful. I just got a dentist I like not too long ago. I have bit, chokeheld and otherwise attacked a number of dental healthcare specialists before I met Dr. Maggioli." Lee was scared. "What should I do about that?" I said "Keep that cousin away from me at all costs!"

He said, "I was sending you your share of the bonus for Pixar East being my duties from John. I sent it in gift card form because I haven't married you yet. And I know you and your government ties" I said "We'll cross that bridge when we get there..."

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Alchemist
#184 Old 18th Oct 2018 at 2:47 AM
The other night I had this weird dream where I put a rather large live caterpillar in a frying pan. It started growing bigger and bigger, and making this telltale whistling sound. At that point, I shielded my face and then *POP!* Got sprayed by surprisingly lukewarm cooked caterpillar innards. Tasted pretty good too. Now I bet a buncha people here are gonna wish there was a "gross" or "barf" option.
Alchemist
#185 Old 18th Oct 2018 at 12:43 PM
They were unveiling the newest Doctor who.... it was Sebastian from the little mermaid... who then melted... and became a sting-ray.
Also Marceline the vampire queen and.... herself... but in a different outfit... were lesbian lovers, running away from evil spirits possessing trains. It was like a video game though so I was controlling them, and I had to keep picking to either go through tunnel A or tunnel B, or other scenarios... then I thought "trains can't run off tracks, so I'll just make them go through the woods" and then I won the game?

~Your friendly neighborhood ginge
Alchemist
#186 Old 18th Oct 2018 at 5:30 PM
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Originally Posted by JDacapo
The other night I had this weird dream where I put a rather large live caterpillar in a frying pan. It started growing bigger and bigger, and making this telltale whistling sound. At that point, I shielded my face and then *POP!* Got sprayed by surprisingly lukewarm cooked caterpillar innards. Tasted pretty good too. Now I bet a buncha people here are gonna wish there was a "gross" or "barf" option.


Was it a fuzzy one? Any time I see a black and tan fuzzy, I oddly remember the drummer from the band Anthrax because he had a similar looking goatee. I recently saw a white one with spikes.

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Alchemist
#187 Old 18th Oct 2018 at 8:36 PM
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Originally Posted by PANDAQUEEN
Was it a fuzzy one? Any time I see a black and tan fuzzy, I oddly remember the drummer from the band Anthrax because he had a similar looking goatee. I recently saw a white one with spikes.


It looked more like a giant mealworm. And you know, I wasn't all that grossed out. I still am open to eating insects - fried, cooked or raw.
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#188 Old 18th Oct 2018 at 11:42 PM
today i had a weird dream about my hair


i had to go to the barber to dye my hair pink permantly (or however it's called that it won't get rid of it right after you wash your hair)
and it was thursday, october the 18th

and then everyone said i look beautiful with pink hair


and when i woke up i was all like: wtf did i just dreamed about
i still have pink hair in real expect i get my own natural color again after i wash it out a few times
and it was exact the same date i was dreaming about, it feels so weird at some point

in real it was october the 18th too and also on thursday
why me ?
Alchemist
#189 Old 19th Oct 2018 at 1:06 AM
Well unfortunately, Alice Cooper, still dressed like the Mad Hatter, came back and dip kissed me and he was still under some of the effects of the cookies I made after I tossed him out for punching Lee, my husband.

He said "Run away with me. I'm not long for this world. Grant this gentleman's wish in the twilight of his life?"

I told him "I'm in love with Lee and no matter how many times you call him a whiny dork, I am in love with Lee because we're two people sharing a soul. He is my soulmate. I finally found him and you're nothing but a fling. After dealing with Axl, I find no joy in dealing with vocalists. If anything, I would date Steven Adler, he's a drummer. My answer is no."

Lee came in and ask "What's going on?" I said "He started it!" Lee then punched Alice Cooper in both eyes and said "You won't be needing your makeup for awhile." Alice was sent to the hospital for the black eyes. While at the hospital, the doctors had no sympathy for Alice after he punched Lee.

Lee and I took off our clothes, stopping at underwear and we put on oversized sweat jackets and he cuddled up with me in bed. Lee asked "Just how many guys have you been with before I came along?" I said "I kissed quite a few frogs in my day, some looked like their transformation was incomplete." He said "So a beauty and the beast couple?" I said "I could have the others fight for the right to fight you, then you two fight for me. I actually find it attractive to see a man in combat fight for my sake."

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Alchemist
#190 Old 19th Oct 2018 at 10:24 AM
i was watching this documentary last night on social workers taking babies as soon as the baby was born/when they were a few days old because they didn't think the parents would be able to take care of them. It made me have a dream where I had given birth (I had a girl, by the way) and she was soooo cute and I was telling everyone all about her birth and some people came to visit me. But then the social worker turned up and kept telling me everything I was doing was wrong (in all fairness, in the dream I didn't support the baby's neck when I picked her up so it makes sense) and I was like "I'm one of 6 children! I already know how to look after babies and you're making me feel nervous and stupid by watching me".

That was the whole dream. I woke up thinking my baby had been born though and I was just about to pick up my phone and text a colleague (who I was going to text in my dream) but then I was like "wait. No. I'm still pregnant"

~Your friendly neighborhood ginge
Alchemist
#191 Old 19th Oct 2018 at 4:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigsimsfan12
i was watching this documentary last night on social workers taking babies as soon as the baby was born/when they were a few days old because they didn't think the parents would be able to take care of them. It made me have a dream where I had given birth (I had a girl, by the way) and she was soooo cute and I was telling everyone all about her birth and some people came to visit me. But then the social worker turned up and kept telling me everything I was doing was wrong (in all fairness, in the dream I didn't support the baby's neck when I picked her up so it makes sense) and I was like "I'm one of 6 children! I already know how to look after babies and you're making me feel nervous and stupid by watching me".

That was the whole dream. I woke up thinking my baby had been born though and I was just about to pick up my phone and text a colleague (who I was going to text in my dream) but then I was like "wait. No. I'm still pregnant"


Are you nervous? I can assure you that I have seen your posts and your parenting wouldn't be of any concerns. You Got This!

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Alchemist
#192 Old 19th Oct 2018 at 6:20 PM
Not nervous about parenting. More nervous that I can easily be mistaken for someone a lot younger, and nervous that people don't think I know what I'm talking about or how much I know about pregnancy (presumably because I look so young, but who knows). Today at the pharmacy I was asking about a different brand of pregnancy vitamins because the ones I take don't contain calcium, and because I'm lactose intolerant I'm worried I'm not getting enough. She literally explained why calcium is important for Mums-to-be. I know. That's why I'm asking about it. Now help me pick a better pre-natal pill

~Your friendly neighborhood ginge
Alchemist
#193 Old 19th Oct 2018 at 11:53 PM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 20th Oct 2018 at 12:50 PM.
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Originally Posted by Bigsimsfan12
Not nervous about parenting. More nervous that I can easily be mistaken for someone a lot younger, and nervous that people don't think I know what I'm talking about or how much I know about pregnancy (presumably because I look so young, but who knows). Today at the pharmacy I was asking about a different brand of pregnancy vitamins because the ones I take don't contain calcium, and because I'm lactose intolerant I'm worried I'm not getting enough. She literally explained why calcium is important for Mums-to-be. I know. That's why I'm asking about it. Now help me pick a better pre-natal pill


You're in your 20s and worry about looking young? I'm almost 31, a Millennial, and I'm mistaken for a 16 year old, a member of the iGen, which Hollywood studios could take advantage of my deprivation from sun and smoke damage for casting as a teenager in some comedies, where I have a cactus sharp tongue and otherwise act like I own the place.

Dreaming last, Lee was making me French toast that morning. He sat next to me as we ate and asked me "Who was your first love? It can be a crush or someone you know...I want to know who it was." I said "It was Bill Nye." Lee said "Why him?" I said "He was the type of person who could make the Martian terraforming project interesting. He wants to send a special probe to Europa via crowdfunding to see the possibility of life in the ice encapsulated ocean. He finished his late tutor's work and sent out a number of space probes. That and he had a dress code that hasn't changed in decades." He asked "Why are you not together or is that something that bothered you since then?" I said "Long story short, the empire I built at my high school was sabotaged by an attention whore rival. She turned everyone who was for me against me. How she Livestreamed his wedding is beyond me. All I could say about that was you could see me do 1 minutes miles." Either way, Lee and I held each other and he said "I never want to hurt you or let you get hurt." Suddenly, the front door opened and Bill Nye came into the kitchen with 13 pure white roses. "Is this a bad time? I can come back if you want me to." I said "Bill, I can't believe you decided to come here after my boyfriend Lee and I said no."

Lee said "She is with me." I said "You're no fun anymore." He gave me the white roses and said "I could name rosetta orbit planets after love gods and goddesses and their relatives for you. You ruined me this morning. I want to know: Do you care about beliefs or hard truths?" I said "Lee has more imagination, passion and enjoys cold mornings where we trade stories. When's the last time you were imaginative, had any passion in your heart and soul and how can you name planets after folklore characters when you rejected any semblance of religion? Lee and I have more fun talking about how to construct stories. Get out of my house and never darken my doorway again!" Bill left. Lee got me in his lap and held me. He said "Now I understand your heart. How could someone with no imagination and passion do that to you?" I told him "He wasn't such a tool when I fell for him."

10/20/2018
I was heading to Pixar East, which is located in New York City and my husband Lee set up an interview for the job. John Lasseter still has some control of the office. They had me pass a litmus test conducted by John Cleese. I started talking about my Millennial Spinster gag of buying an entire CD for one song (especially if every track besides the wanted one was crap) and how a best of CD album was your only hope for the good stuff, the video game options before hybrids like the Switch came out and the Nokia Ericsson's durability, except for when it's thrown in the wash. Then I made my human lie detector buzz and somehow Lasseter and Cleese agreed I have the ability to inject life into this project.

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
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#194 Old Yesterday at 9:22 PM
yesterday i had a bad dream about my work

i know in real there's a co-worker who keeps say the same things about us (humans) and the animals. (animals won't judge you and however she kept saying)
and sometimes i say something because she could be angry about nothing.

i keep saying that she needs to shut up and stop complaining about the same thing. i guess it's just how she always is

but in my dream it got a bit further than that, she kept saying the same things in my dreams, and i always said with an anger voice that she needs to shut the hell up about what she complains about
expect in my dream i attacked her and got even more angrier then usual, i punched her to the ground and she got hurt
everyone was so scared of me, nobody saw me that angry
nobody called the police because i was agressive in my dream i don't know how it ended in my dreams though


and today i dreamed about something very weird

i dreamed that i had se* with a girl i just met and didn't knew what her name was but i kept it as a secret
i masturbate myself while eating dinner and everyone (including my parents) saw that

after diner we had se* outside at the corner, we did it in different ways and everyone was like: what the f*ck are they doing outside NAKED
i guess we got caught, my parents congratulated us by coming out of the closet

and when i woke up i thought it happened in real

but in real i'm not a lesbian nor bi sexual, i'm straight
Alchemist
#195 Old Today at 2:22 AM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : Today at 4:16 AM.
I dreamt Lee sent me gift cards in my email and in a separate email, he said "Have fun!" I received enough to spend my free time in the bathroom. I received hair bleach, bath bombs, colored deep conditioner, body scrubs and bubble bombs (bath bombs that turn bathwater into bubble baths. I decided to take a spa day.

After bleaching, bathing, rinsing, conditioning, blow drying, deep conditioning, processing and rinsing, I put on my underwear and sweat jacket and fell asleep, awaiting Lee to come home.

Lee came in and kissed me. He said "Nice. You smell sweet and you did your hair. It's very colorful."
I held him close and said "My darling Prince Charming... it's boring just dreaming of you in this tower. Please spend tonight with me. I know you sent me all these gifts." He said "I got the week off and I was thinking of spending time cuddled in bed watching Netflix."

I said, "I got a better idea...Let's escape into town and go shopping. I'm running out of food, I would like to buy new underwear, more books for my art instructions."

He said "Okay."

He paid for my purchases and he helped put them in the correct places. He got his wish to cuddle with me. I cuddled under his arm and nodded off. He just stared out the window and just mused. "This young woman sees me as her Prince Charming. Why me? I got a wife and my 3 kids are grown. What does she see in me? Am I some new kind of Alpha Male?" He nodded off.

The next day, we were tangled up in each other's arms. Lee kisses me sweetly and says, "Good morning, sweetheart." I said "Morning, dear." He got dressed and so did I and he then made breakfast. This time, it was waffles. And he asked "What exactly attracted you to me?" I said "I first heard quite a bit of you in 2011 and I heard bits and pieces of you in 2003. You are funny to be around. I heard when you had hair reaching past your shoulders, I would give anything to see you when you were a stud. You were wonderful at delegating the no-shave bet. Of course you won bragging rights." He said "This is the biggest question I am going to ask: Do you genuinely love me?" I said "I do. You first attracted me with your accolades, but as we got along, your heart and soul shown me your human quality. I could never be without you now." Tears ran down my face and Lee wiped my tears.

I told him "I want you in my life"

"There are some obstacles that cannot be removed with a mere show of force."
-King of Atlantis, as portrayed by Leonard Nimoy, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
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