Okay so I know someone already posted a thread similar to this but you don't have to use MS Paint on this one its for us lazy folks' :D, just simply post stupid things you did when you were a kid.

-Pissed in the garbage can because my eldest sister locked the door to the bathroom and wouldn't let me in for over an hour.

-Put shaving cream all over our dog in an attempt to "shave" him, luckily my dad caught me before I got the chance too.

-Tried to bake muffins by filling the muffin sheet with water and putting it in the microwave on 1 minute and was really pissed when they didn't bake.

-Creep up on my grandma and ride on her legs.

-One time my sister and I kept throwing fruity pebbles on my grandpa while he was trying to sleep and he kept talking to him self about how good Brisket tasted. We kept doing this for two hours straight

-} Ate dog food.

-} Chopped all of my barbie's hair off, thinking it would grow back.

-} Gave my stuffed animals bubble baths...

-} Had competitions with my brother to see if I could brush my teeth in the time that it took him to pee and flush the toilet. (Different bathrooms! hah)

-} Drew on the walls with crayons (who hasn't?)

-} Insisted on going topless in the summer when I was five.


hm... I was a weird child. I definitely have more but I can't think of them at the moment.

-Tried to cut my initials (with safety scissors) into my cats fur
-stole pencils from my classmates
-ate a ladleful of horseradish
-wrote haiku in sharpie under the antique dining room table (still haven't been caught)
-snuck packaged cookies (grandma's cookies, austin cookies, etc) and ate them and hid the wrappers under my parents bed, and under the box of cookies (took a surprising amount of time [measured in years] to get caught)

Oh theres so much, ill think of more later

Ate cat food!
Wet and dry (as if one wasn't bad enough) :P

Touching roses...I knew they made me bleed...but I still touched them.

Cut my own hair
(I'm a guy...but I was only 7....My parents said I looked like 'Dumb and Dumber')

Trapped our dog....
I was where her potty was and she was by the door...now how smart was that?

Spit Halloween candy, Tootsie Rolls to be exact, on the top fluffy sheet of my bed...the stain is still there!

Tried to color over the stain with Sharpie...now both stains still are there :P

I allowed my (older) brother to put Whip-Cream on me (like how they had it on Not Another Teen Movie...just excluding...down there)
Then when I was done I rubbed it in my bedroom carpet then tried to hide the off whiteness so we put Highlighter on it....it's still yellow! Haven't been caught yet

Tried to run away...
I got mad (over what I don't know) then sat by our garbage cans by the garage and the gate.
Sat there for 3 hours, asked if my mom was still mad with me, she said yes so I cried more and sat back in my spot untill she came out at 7pm after I was yelling that I was going to eat prepared grass that I was smashing with a Gatorade top. :P

Pooped at elementry school
I had to go and the bathrooms were to far away so I went by the fence f the back of the school grass....checked the next day...still there

Now, 7-ish years latter...don't know if I regret any of that....weirdly to say :P

I've done sooo many stupid things...and not just as a kid. But anyway, when I was little, I...

-Gave my stuffed animals bubble baths
-Drew all over myself with blue marker because I wanted to look like an alien
-Wrote my name in pen on the loveseat in our living room, which was brand new at the time
-Put a huge tattoo of a flaming guitar on my stomach...which gave my doctor a laugh during my check-up the next day. xD

That's all that I can think of right now, but believe me- I've done waaaay more stupid stuff than that! :D

Oy, where do I begin...

-Ate fish food (the flaky kind), playdough (home made), grass, dirt and crayons, all because my friends told me they tasted delish...now I know better
- Hunted for worms in my backyard. The parental units had new grass installed in the backyard and I would go out and yank each new square of turf up and pull the worms from underneath. I still have no idea why I was obessessed with it though.
-Decided that it was too hot one day during recess in Kindergarten and took my shirt off and walked around wearing my under shirt, or slip as my mother called it. The kind teacher had to pull me in after five minutes of me walking around like that to remind me that I had to keep my shirt on. I never could look her in the eye again, I was so embarrassed.
-And the crowning glory...more like stupidity that could've gotten me killed: trying to run away to my friend's house (5 miles away) at 6am IN BROAD DAYLIGHT...no one had bothered to tell me that running away usually happens at night and that I should at least wear shoes and warmer clothes (other then my night gown). A family friend found me a yard from my house, scared and clutching my stuffed kangaroo to my chest, dragged me back to the house where I spent a good hour literally curled in a ball on the living room floor, hoping my dad would not notice me. The 'Rents were more happy then pissed, thank god. That was the last time I took a friends advice.

Chester, omg I totally did that running away thing too. Almost exactly how it happened with you. silly kids. hahaha

-went through a graffiti phase where i wrote on all the walls and all over my bed
-put spice girls stickers on the bathroom mirror
-in a fit of rage trashed the entire house when my parents were out
-willingly played indoor football with my older brother and broke my foot
-tried to dye everything with red koolaid
-made internet rendezvous with people from chatrooms and then never went (in fairness i don't know if they ever showed up either)
-kicked my friend's chair out from under her making her fall. hard.
-at camp i threw one of those silverware holders (with silverware) at a staff member and was later asked "not to return" the next year. i also got asked not to return to my elementary school, but the drama there is just epic.

When I was in kindergarten, my family was doing a lot of renovation and construction work on our house. After a thorough inspection of the foundation, my parents came to the conclusion that we lived on a house with a cracked foundation.

Or, as I so aptly phrased it to my kindergarten teacher the next day: "I live in a crack house!!"

Needless to say, there was a phone call home that afternoon...

Shortly after that little incident, my dad began doing some work on the master bedroom in our house. He was ripping out plaster and such, so he was raising a *ton* of dust. He didn't want my sisters or me to be exposed to it, so he had my mom take us to a hotel room until the debris had settled.

When I got to school the next day, I promptly informed my teacher that "My mom had moved into a hotel with my sisters and me and my dad still had the house!"

There was another phone call home that day...


I was a dopey little kid, to say the least.

- whilst playing fetch with my dog i picked up dog poo thinking it was a bit of wood (hey it was brown & looked loggy)
- made mud pies and got the kids next door to eat it by telling them it was chocolate mousse
-turned sweeping brushes upside down and pretend they were horses, i'd tie string around the broom head as reins and ride them down the street
-me and my friends would put on rollerskates and get our dogs to pull us along, but the dogs always wanted to play with each other so we always ended up in a big pile up on the floor with grazed knees
-i used to climb out of my bedroom window onto the flat roof, then jump down and sneak out so i could hang out with my friends til late (my friends were all older than me and my parents were not so strict but were definitely worriers/over protective) I only told them about this not that long ago & they were shocked, even though this happened about 15yrs ago

~I nearly choked on a small rubber ball. I was chewing on it, and, well...
~Almost broke my friend's nose in self defense class!
~Stuffed my mouth with marshmallows until I threw up
~Cut my little sister's hair

I'm sure there's more...

- had competitions with my brother to see who could jump the furtherest off the carport, how we never hurt ourselves i'll never know
- apparently, when i was real little, i dipped biscuits into the potty and ate them.... eww
- collected spiders in ice cream tubs.... god knows how many of them were redbacks
- put actual plaster on my barbies legs so it looked like they had broken their leg..... too bad it never came off... ruined a lot of good dolls that way.
- kinda like the barbie thing, we used to smash some of our toy cars with hammers so it looked like they'd been in crashes.... and yeah, we often cut our fingers on the jagged bits of metal left at the end.... kids eh?
- My grandma bought us a packet of pencils when i was 8, and the three of us kids were drawing, my sister grabbed one and stabbed me in the arm with it.... the led is still there to this day... mums reaction, "She couldnt have done it shes only 3"..... i dont think i've ever quite forgiven either of them for that

Oh my... I've done some really, really horrible things.

My sister is 4 years older, but when we were little, we took baths together. She would make me mad so I would poop in the tub. She would run out screaming and I would just sit there and laugh.

I used to 'torture' my barbie dolls. Ken would be beating on barbie, and her legs would get burned on the kitchen stove. Mom and dad would come home and smell burnt rubber and plastic and look on the stove, and there was hardened plastic on it.

When I was 4 yrs. old, I would sneak out of bed, get the big jar of dill pickles out of the fridge, go into my bedroom closet, in the dark, and play with my toys and eat pickles.

My friend Angel and I would sneak out of her house when her parents went to sleep and would go into the graveyard and look at all the graves. We were 10 yrs. old.

I hated my 2nd grade teacher. I would hide in the bathroom and count floor tiles and sing to myself for about two hours until she would come and get me.

That's just a few. I have too many to share lol.

-Broke my arm jumping off the couch because my sister told me I could fly... I was a gullible kid.

-Ate dog treats on a dare... it actually wasn't too horrible.

-Threw gum wrappers down in the crack between the counter and the refridgerator... still haven't been caught and I still do it :D.

-Raced my childhood best friend up her wooden deck stairs, fell down, and gouged out a two inch chunk of skin on my knee. I still have the scar, seven years later.

-Spilled virgin strawberry daiquiri on my dog when he was a puppy and made his fur all sticky and crusty. We had to give him a bath in the sink .

-Cut my Cinderella Barbie's hair with my sister's encouragement because it was long and annoyed me. I remember standing over the toilet with her (she's eleven years older) and watching her cut off the hair with kids' scissors. She promised me that it would grow back... it didn't :P.

-Hid Halloween candy in my nighttable drawer to eat when I went to bed... I forgot I had ever put it there and just found it a few weeks ago. Totally disgusting .

I've remembered a few more...I don't know if thats a bad thing or a good thing:

-Tried breaking my leg on the playground as a kid....not smart. I didn't go thru with the plan because I'm a big chicken bwak bwak
-Nearly burned the house down with incense (long story), like father like daughter I suppose (my dad did almost the exact thing, only his was a pile of leaves and the target was the school)
-Read too many medical shtick as a kid that I would take my barbies and draw lines down their backs, saying I was doing bone marrow transplants. My sister got back by tearing their heads off and innocently telling me she was doing head transplants
-Just realized how absurd the names my friends and I would come up with for the tricks we did on the bar at the playground, you know, the long, single ones (not the monkey bars...those were for climbing ). Any ways I just remembered one that we used to do on a daily basis, where we would sit on the bar like riding a horse, then spin ourselves around, sometimes getting bark in our hair. And that trick was called the 'Nutcracker'...could it be coincidence also that the only ones on the bar were girls?
-My friend and I would venture to the field outside her house to a large drainage pipe thing and wait for the 'troll' to grumble. Now as I think about it, it was probably the sound of our echoes that we mistook for a mythical creature.

- I thought it would be funny to annoy a horse, it all ended miserably when I ended up walking up the path to my house with half the skin on my forehead missing. I guess the horse wasnt hungry for my apple that I was going to give it

- When I was about 4, I decided to paint my cousins bedroom with makeup. Lets just say, the family wasnt happy.

- Up to the age of 5, everytime Mr. Blobby came on I would strip naked and run around the table singing the theme tune. I now have the home videos that haunt me when the new boyfriend visits

- I thought it would be wise to jump on my parents bed, while they had silk sheets on. Wow, my head hit that headboard hard.

- When I was 12, I was sent by my parents to get my little sister for dinner. There I was, rollerblading as fast as I could when a stone got caught and sent me flying. I never rollerbladed again....

OH! this was my brother, not me...

So my brother had found some tangerines in the middle of winter, and they were good tangerines. So we were both stuffing our faces, and he took one and out it in the pocket of his winter coat.
Spring rolled around, the coat went into storage.
The next winter my brother got a new coat.
Three years later we cleaned out the storage closet and found my brothers old winter coat. We turned out the pockets... and out rolled a perfectly spherical, orangey brown lump that made a sound like ceramic falling. The tangerine had petrified.

i believe we played baseball with it until it finally shattered, revealing a mealy brown inside that was still rock solid and had the consistency of greasy ceramic.

Oh my gosh, FurryPanda! That's both hilarious and disgusting.

Furry P that is pretty gross
Stephieboo I have an aunt and uncle who live in the UK and their son use to always sing the Mr. Blobby Song when he came to visit us. Did that show come out in America because I have never heard of it before.

I added more!

That's hilarious . I love that movie and that actor... Chris Evans... yummay . Makes me think of when I was little and didn't have much coordination and I tried to spray whipped cream into my mouth from the can. It ended up all over my face and I got in trouble for making the can unsanitary .

I sprayed it in my mouth too!
Usually went to the floor or my shirt...never my mouth...

We were stupid little kids....:P
I shoved it in my cats face too!
She yacked it all over the floor in the garage :D

I am truly disgusted that you have never heard of it before!! hahaha

When i was about 5 i just finished riding my bike in my Aunties backyard when i dumped it on the ground, lol and then decided to stick my finger in the spinning back wheel. It cut the top of my finger off and i still have a mark from it. :eviltongu

lmao .. theyr funny =]

*i used to fall down the stairs alot, still do i guess
*used to climb out of my window naked and walk outside the front
*used to think i could fly and jump of high things so i broke - my leg, my finger, my hand, my collar bone (all on different days lol)
*i accidently/purposely killed my older sisters fish - i know that sounds really cruel and i feel soo bad for it cause i hate cruelty to animals - i was 5 or 6 and my sis was 10 or 11. my dad bought us a fish each, i chose the rainbow coloured one and my sister chose the black and gold one. my fish died the 2nd day i had it, i think i over fed it, so i got jealous and poured perfume in my sisters fish tank, the fish was then dead=[ sorry fish, and then when i got asked why it was dead i said i thought it was thirsty lol

i feel so cruel, i hate cruelty to animals btw and i dont do anything like that at all, im 17 now lol

*oh and i used to colour my whole body with my mums lipstick lol