well this isnt me... but my brother... where 9 years apart so hes still pretty young...


when he was 4 he was outside by his self and he was killing bugs with a magnifier and he thought it would be a good idea to go get daddys bbq lighter [NOT child saftyed] and try to light the bugs on fire. ... so he ended up lighting a leaf on fire witch lit a bush on fire witch lit more bushes on fire witch lit part of the kitchen on fire.... he was in soooo much trouble..

We played in mud with few my friends. We looked like PIGS definitely.

You guys are so hilarious lmao your killing me.

I loved the smurfs. Just between u and me- readers I will tell you an awesome story. I loved the smurfs so much that one day i went into the bathroom and got into my sisters makeup (you know the crud cheap kids play stuff with colors that are CRAZY) anyways I decided that i would be a smurf...so i used up pretty much the whole blue eyeshadow in her makeup kit and put it on my face. No skin was left that wasn't blue, i was so proud...but turned to tears when it wouldn't come off and took like 3hrs to scrub off, i was never a smurf again. I laugh about it now but when i retell it i never say i wanted to be a smurf just that i was bored and wanted a blue face which sounds worse!! so now you now. haha how funny.

Ah, we did some really pathetic stuff. Me and my cousin were always trying to build traps for deers (-.-') and hedgehogs and we were building military bunkers on trees (yeah, I KNOW). Not to mention that I was always the toughest soldier. I guess all this would be quite acceptable if I wasn't a girl. XD

And I remember accidentaly throwing a chewed bubble gum into some girl's hair. I mean, her hair was wonderful. Long, wavy and dark. And I think I ruined it. ^^

this made me lol, irl.

I thought it would be funny to draw a face on a bowling ball using my aunt's lipstick, then go around with it pretending it was alive. How I hoped to make it look alive I have no idea, but I was only about four and the thing was incredibly heavy.
I stopped for a moment to catch my breath at the top of the stairs, and thought it would be easier to push it down rather than carry it. So I pushed it. It broke several stairs and ruined the carpet before nearly smashing a mirror.

Another time, about a year later, I drew a face on a frying-pan and thought it would be fun to smack my cousin on the head to wake him up. Thankfully my evil giggles gave me away before I could actually carry out my masterplan, but it came pretty close.

Lol, Im still stupid now.
Yesterday me and my 3 friends are in the school library (we work in there tuesdays and wednesdays) and we used up all of the librarians post-it's making beards, mustaches and hats out of them. I even have a picture (but im not gonna post it).

lol kustirider: reminds me of somethig i did today, in R.E ( i have to taake it if it were a cohice - no way) anyway we are learning about paranormal expericences and me and my best friend are really good mates with the boys in our tutor class - ( there like to sets all the girls and quiet boy - then me and jess and the loud boys:P) and we all was watching ghost videos and stuff there were some really really scray ones but we kept watching them to scare ourself - how stupid is that?

ANDDDDDDDDDD

my mum told me i used to crwal around backwards and chew my feeet.... hmmm what a normal pot belly baby i was :D

and drew a television on my belly- i wanted tgo be po out of the teletubbies.

One thing me and my bro's & sisters loved to do was try jumping from the highest stair without falling on your ass or breaking bones. No one could beat my elder brother though, who did it from the top to the bottom, landing in a crumpled heap at the bottom.

Apparently my favorite thing to do as a kid was to freak people out (not intentionally as i recall) By asking them if they remembered when i was older? Apparently i was a model, but it was only me who remembered that? I must try that regression thing, who knows what former life i could have had lol

I used to put a bunch of peanut butter and honey in a plastic bag and mush it up and sneak little tastes when I was alone. I would've gotten in so much trouble if my stepdad found out about it.

This is kinda like me. When i was very young i had an imaginary friend called BT (I have no idea why, I was like 2) And 12 years later my uncle goes to a seyonce (sp?) and he gets into contact with a dead family member (who i never saw or even knew) Who's enitials were BT and he was also known by that. Its really creepy because i remember visions of 'BT' who was a ghostly figure and i apparently described him correctly.

I would write my name in pencil on doors and windowsills, then when someone asked me if it was me, I said no. xD

I set a bucket on fire..then my mom caught me...then I got the worst whooping I think I have ever had in my life!

I drew on my mother's furniture with a sharpie. I thought I was making it pretty - I didn't understand why she yelled at me for it.

Not a stupid stuff but stupid thoughts.
Photos and videos were uncoloured in the past, you know, so I thought that the whole past was uncoloured.
And I thought that clouds are tight enough to hold things on it. Most common I guess :P

This thread cracks me up everytime I view it

Hehe, I am still a kid. Almost
I'm 13. A few of the very, very stupid things I have done is;

Fallen off my two story roof.
Set my stove on fire (Just like the good old simmies)
Fallen down the stairs.
Sewn pj pants all backwards, and then not know how to fix it.
Hurt myself many, many times.
Gotten more scared by my own reflection than by The Ring.
And many, many more

*drank finger nail polish remover

*sprayed my mouth with perfume because i thought it was the breath fresher

*burned my father's dirty magazines because i couldn`t look at them, so i assumed they were evil. [ boy, did i get in trouble. ]

*got into a countless fights at school because the girls didn`t like me.

*cut my mother's hair because she stole my doll from me. [ lol, i really got that but whooping of my life. ]

*set a wicker basket on fire because my cousin's dared me to. and the one who was watching us was asleep.

amalinaball, your ones really cracked me up! :-D

Apparently, when I was about two I was in the garden with my dad, and he was showing me the flowers. He pointed out a tulip to me, and I leaned in really close looking at it, and then suddenly just ate the whole flower in one bite! He thought it might be poisonous, so he then had to try and fish all the half-chewed tulip out of my mouth :-) Tasty snack eh??

And I used to sit and eat grass, for some reason. I think I might have been copying our cat :-) But I may have made that up :-P

Yipes! Now I know why I never had children! LOL!
(Seriously, I just never wanted to share my toy collection.)

I remember when I was seven, my sister and I decided our three year old sister needed a make over. We got out my mother's make up basket and went right to work. I think we emptied the bottles and ruined the lipsticks and eye shadows. After there was no where else on her face to put any make up, I was still wanting to do more to beautify. (It was fun!) So we decided to wash her hair.
We haul the kid into the bathroom, but we can't find any shampoo. I decide that the bar of Ivory might work so we proceed to wash her hair with that.
She gets some in her eyes and starts yelling, that brings Dad into the bathroom.
My little sister is like a garish, melting, screaming mess. I still can't sit quite comfortably to this day. (I got another beating when Mom got home and saw her make up. LOL!)

Then when I was nine I decided I wanted to go visit Grandma. She lived in Kansas and I in Florida. No problem! I'll just buy a pack of balloons and get a big box to tie them too. We had a blast on that project. Mom and Dad even helped. One of them wrote 'To Kansas or Bust' on the side of the box.
Once all the balloons were inflated and tied to the box, it was time for my sisters and I to launch. However; once the balloons went outside in the scorching heat, they started popping! I think I know how Wile E. Coyote must feel when his plans don't quite work.

Another favorite game was blowing up green army men with firecrackers and any other explosives we could get our hands on. Once we exhausted all the artillery, we started using mud bombs. Not as satisfying, so we usually ended pelting each other with those. Luckily, no one ever got hurt...except my sister took a mud ball in the eye once.

-I used to close my eyes and run into the hutch. I'd sit down and cry, then get back up and close my eyes and ram into it again. xD
-ate cat food
-ate dirt
-prank called people.. Im the prank calling queen. Haha. One time I prank called someone and we didnt know about *67 so she called my parents.. turns out she's the dean of my towns college or something like that. xD
-ate all my aunts cookies then hid the box under her couch; she was mad.
-I would throw my cat down the stairs because I always felt vibrations on my legs when she'd sleep with me... turns out she was only purring. [I thought she was peeing!]
-My sister and I had a whole game set up called "Jennifer and Courtney." I was Jennifer. We were mothers to our American Dolls and payed for our Burgers from Burger King [aka my fence thing..] with leaves. We'd even check our "mail" [invisible] in our tree and listen to the radio in our cars [sing or take our cd players with our bikes. xD]
-My sister pooped in the tub to see what it was like. xD
I had to take old underwear and scoop it out and drop it in the toilet. We then threw the underwear out the window. xD
-My sister tried to convince me her pee was ginger ale and I should drink it.
-My cousin, sister, and I had a little band with electric instruments and stuff, and my dad video taped us [we were naked except for underwear!] singing to Kid Rock and Britney Spears.
-Didnt tie my shoe and tripped on the cement stairs; teeth went through my lip and had to get stitches.
-Tried to cut my bangs... self explanatory
-Stabbed a guy in my class in the leg with a pencil; he bled and he still has the lead mark. xD
-A guy called me 'tuna' ? and I threw a snowball at his face and got suspended.
-A girl told on me for kicking her and I got suspended. [Apparently I broke the skin. Pshht.]
-wrote a "Hottie List" on the bathroom walls in school after watching Neds Declassified School Survival Guide... had to take erasers and erase every mark. xD
-Stuck playdough up my nose and then would shoot it out. xD Got it stuck one day.
-Got my knee stuck in the gates at a ride in Disney.. almost had to get the firemen to pull me out. xD
-[I was sick] Pooped on the bed in Florida and my dad laid in it. Haha
-Puked on a guys leg at Disney
-My potato had fallen on the floor and I put it on my dads plate because he was done, he ate it then I told him it had been on the floor. xD
-Threw up on my dad's foot
-Bit into a hotdog with a loose tooth; blood got all over the hotdog while I was eating it.. D:
-Decided to wear an ace bandage and high heels in the fifth grade.. tripped and fell on my butt on the waxed floor. xD
-Put Baby Powder on my cat because she smelled funny
-Dressed up my other cat in my old baby clothes
-Called 911 and hung up.. got a call back that my mother answered... xD
-My cousin dared me to throw my cat in the pool. I did. It was one of those inflatable ones, but boy did my dad get mad.
-My sister, cousin, and I wanted to drive, so we played with the stick shift and rammed right into a tree. Took my moms license plate clean off. :sneaky:
-When I was about 4, I tried to "feed" my sister Pistachio shells. My parents ran in after hearing her gagging.
-I tripped down the stairs on my broken jewelry box and got a nail stuck in my butt. D: Have no clue how it stayed in, but MAN it hurt.
-I put a worm in my sisters hair, and she finally found it like an hour later after it fell out. xD
-When I was 4 my sister spilled her spaghetti on the floor, so I got some paper towels and said, "All I ever do around here is clean, and Im sick of this crap!" lol
-My friends and I were playing on the playground with walkie-talkies and I got hit in the face with one. My parents had to come get me and I didnt want to get in trouble so I lied saying I fell off the jungle gym.
-My parents were at the mall and forgot to pick us up after school.
-I was getting into a show about aliens and told my dad about it, and how creepy it was. Well, I went outside to play, and came back to my room and there was an alien in my bed. I screamed SO bad. [He has a whole bunch of masks and stuff]
-My sister used to have a booger wall and I'd circle the boogers and write '25cents'
xD


Omg! Im not alone!

I still do that. x]

- I remember that once i was very warm, and i took of my sweater, and i threw it on the coffee table, not knowing there were candles on the table... When my mom saw that it started burning, she ran to throw the sweater out on the grass =P Lol, she got kinda hysterical.

- I used to pick my nose, and then put all the snot on curtains and walls I did get caught : P

-Once my brother (who is over a year younger than me) and I collected snails and put them in a plastic box filled with grass and lettuce and rocks, and put it on the shelf in our room. But, my brother being such an airhead, he closed the box and the snails died. We found that out when it started smelling horribly. Took that smell a few weeks to diseappear.
-Except the snails, only pet we had was a goldfish. First my brother put a whole freaking loaf of bread in the small aquarium. And the second time, he took some money from my mum's wallet and threw it in the aquarium. My mum was pretty angry. Also, that poor goldfish didn't last long but at least I can hope it went to a better place. :P
-As a 4-year old, I could climb on a 2 meter high 'shelter'. One time I didn't want to come down and the only way my dad could make me come down is telling me that 'Dennis the menace' was on.
-I also climbed trees very often. One winter I fell down and landed on a snowman my best friend and I made.
-My two best friends and I used to play with toys outside very often, but we'd often get tired of playing with the toys only so we also played with mud. It was a really hot summer and we just spilled all the freaking water we had in the dirt so we could make 'mud cakes'.
-I pushed down a mercury thermometer on purpose, needless to say, it broke and wanted to touch it.
-I was addicted to TETRIS. Doesn't sound so bad but I used to spend whole freaking days playing it.
-My sister and I often argued about the TV remote. She wanted to watch MTV and I wanted to watch Cartoon Network. She stole the remote from me, and I grabbed her cellphone and threw it on the floor with all my strength. Boy, did she get angry. :P
-I often got into fights with my brother - anywhere, anytime. We were visiting grandma and there was a festival in the town. I dunno what started the fight but I attacked him on a street full of people watching the festival. Thin nerves. :P
-I had imaginary friends who I talked to in kindergarten because I didn't want to play with other kids.
-I never wanted to sleep in the kindergarten when we were supposed to sleep - I'd eventually fall asleep during the dessert, which was after sleeping. :P
-I pushed away a younger girl when she came here with her father. Why? She was messing with my sims (not the Sims 2)! I wasn't so young, but still it was still stupid.
-Also, whenever that girl would come here, my brother and I would hide ALL the toys because we didn't want her to play with them.
-I tried to sing like Sharon den Adel (Within Temptation). She's a soprano and I sounded like a cat screaming. I also wasn't so young but was younger than 10 years old...
-I was addicted to Pippi Longstocking, Parent Trap, Pokemons and Digimon.
-I also made my own Pokemons and Digimons, gave them unique powers and names. :P
-I locked my brother's best friend in the bathroom.
-We got an assignment at school (1st grade or something?) to make pancakes with the help of our parents. I didn't want any help and all the pancakes ended up on the floor.
-My brother and I used to dig out old magazines, grab some pencils or scissors and 'stab' the pages with the pencils/scissors and yell 'Hedgehog!' I was probably around 3 or 4 years old, that explains the 'randomness'.

- I would pee in the sink and bathtub, I have no clue why.
- I would snatch things out of peoples hand and say "sorry charlie!" lol
- I once stole a pokemon ball from some boy. I had to bring it back to him and tell his mom I stole it, she just bought me my own for Christmas. XD
- I also put sand in my hair.
- Once at some apartments I lived at my friend who also lived there fell down and I ran upstairs went inside and watched her cry through the wondow. lol

i stuck a piece of hard macaroni up my nose and got it stuck