What's the wierdest way you've ever broken/excruciatingly hurt something? (or someone)
Something: I was 3, and we were at my parent's friend's house. My dad was helping them fill the pool, while I was on the deck, looking down at them. They started filling the pool, and it was a hot day. from where I was standing, it looked like the pool was full. I jumped. The pool only had an inch of water. -_-
I broke my collarbone.
Someone: My friend punched me in the shoulder and broke his knuckle
Something: When i was 8-ish we were at my uncle's house. I was sitting in a folding chair and it closed on me. I didn't notice that it had ripped the entirety of my palm off in the mechanism until I touched the back door's doorknob a minute later and it came away bloody.
"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"
I was climbing over the recliner (I was 3 or 4) and I kinda climbed and fell over the back of it, and there was a piece of metal sticking out, and It caught my arm and ripped my muscle out of my arm. From what I've been told, there was yellow stuff haning out with the muscle, and it was a layer of fat. And that my friend, is why I can't do push ups
YES, I is a Nintendork!
I'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. Acutally, im not an "anytime of the day" person.
I've never broken a bone... Buuut I have broken someone... It was actually in Russia for this other ballet thing, I was disquallified cuz I picked some one up and threw him really high and was going to catch him but then I stepped to the side and he broke his right leg, right arm and his nose... All good fun...
aww... I remember... *sighs* when *sighs again* My twin sister had to be rushed to the hairdresses with a serious case of no hair... I kinda ripped it out when we were fighting... we tend to fight alot, she likes winning and she has won many times. Probably cuz she is 43 seconds older than me *cries*
it's all true. She still has the hair extensions in her hair... she hates me still she claimed she was going to wax my hair off on my head when I was sleeping... she put the wax on a bit fell on my face and I woke up and accidentaly punched her in the face... Now she hates me more.