depends who it is. Because my life is now contained in a 1/4 acre lot, that could only be one person, so I guess kiss them back, then slap them for the heck of it.
When you are put inside a room with a cookie for ten minutes, and you're starving, but if you wait 10 minutes you get another cookie, you . . . (this was actually a test we were given in socials at my old school. i was able to resist for seven minutes.)