* One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate or fortunate (depending on what they said) that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event or unfortunate event (also depends on what they said) (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
* The fourth person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, he died.)
* The fifth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, he came back to life.), and the process is repeated

My knee's are cover in bruises

So you do a fortunatly, then another person does an unfortunatly so on and so forth.

Fortnuately the bruises are makeup because you're in a play

Unfortunately the play sucks.

Fortunately you're being paid to be in it.

Unfortunately, none of your friends came to see it.

Fortunatly, someone recorded the play and showed your freinds it

Unfortunately you mixed the tape titled "The play" up with "Zombie hypnosis", your friends are now brain eating zombies

Fortunately you can wake them up by pouring water on them (and you did this)

Unfortunately they still haven't forgiven you for the whole situation.....

Fortunately that chick Jamie showed up, and Jamie has nice tits that are now wet.

Unfortunately, Jamie said no to you.

Fortunately she said yes to your best friend

Unfortunately she's a secret serial killer

Fortunately that makes her all the more sexy.

Unfortunately, she killed your best friend. And still said no to you.

Fortunately she was actually a man so you didn't want her anyway

Unfortunately, she was ready to kill you with a chainsaw.

Fortunately, you killed her first with an AK-47.

Unfortunately someone called the police after hearing the gunfire.

Unfortunately, you got arrested by the police for unlicensed use of fire arms

Fortunately, you got out on Bail, from your distant cousin.

Unfortunately, you didn't make it far enough to 'Go' and collect $200

Unfortunately, your distant cousin found out that girl you killed was the one he was banging. Now he has a grudge against you.

Fortunately, you moved to Sweden.

Unfortunately, you were knocked over by an obese and hairy man who yelled at you in Swedish.

Fortunately you also know swedish and responded in a colorful vocabulary.