I've been listening to the Harry Potter soundtrack, and checking the current track I'm on, makes this post "Courtyard Apocalypse in my Pants."
Looking at the tracklist, it could've been worse - also from the movie:
A New Headmaster in my pants
Neville in my pants (or Neville the Hero in my pants)
In the Chamber of Secrets in my pants
Broomsticks and Fire in my pants
American Rocker Bomb, similar to an Irish car bomb, take a shot glass and fill it with five hour energy, then take a pint glass and fill it with your choice of energy drink. Drop in the shot glass and chug, then wait for SVT to set in.