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Old 25th Dec 2011, 5:53 PM #51
ladyskye
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that's exactly how it's going to go. got a couple more hours before the hooligan's invade my tastefully decorated home and ruin my decor , and I've barely had any rest. pray for me!!!


Well then, good Sir, my thoughts and prayers shall be with you, your tasteful decor, and your delightful dinner. Good Luck, I think I'll go to sleep now feeling safe that you, your oven mits, your apron, and your sinister meat fork will keep all well in hand. Adieu!

And to Mangaroo;
Quothe the Mangaroo:
"Whoa! I make a motion for a return to topic: is inverting your penis a requirement to play The Sims? If you don't have a penis to invert, are you required to get one first and then invert it?"

I'm not sure inverting the thing would be a really good idea. There's quite a bit of snipping and cutting before it can be inverted (if it's necessary.) So would some really good duct tape work instead? That way at least no one would know.

I like playing The Sims. I don't like to be played like a Sim.
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Old 25th Dec 2011, 7:49 PM #52
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this topic is so full of wtf... i don't even know where to start...
Old 25th Dec 2011, 7:53 PM #53
KKiryu007Joker
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"I'm not sure inverting the thing would be a really good idea. There's quite a bit of snipping and cutting before it can be inverted (if it's necessary.) So would some really good duct tape work instead? That way at least no one would know."

You could try a lawnmower to trim 'dem long and unruly plains of gnarly thangs, because some trans trans kind of people do that duct tape thing and I think you can still tell. Still, this Tc was a teen and he was already answered anyway, so.....

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
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Old 25th Dec 2011, 8:04 PM #54
ladyskye
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Did as the moderator requested. Returned to topic. Am wondering about the tweenie that began it. Still not sure how a child got on the list... But as TNH said, it was full of WTF. Not sure the lawnmower is better than inversion. Both equally painful and messy. And there is the Adam's Apple problem. Turtlenecks too warm for anything but deep winter.

But there is one thing certain. So far children and adults of both genders play the game.

I like playing The Sims. I don't like to be played like a Sim.
Old 25th Dec 2011, 8:08 PM #55
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Did as the moderator requested.
But there is one thing certain. So far children and adults of both genders play the game.


Yes, so what reason is there to prolong this thread, and what moderator?

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Old 25th Dec 2011, 8:28 PM #56
ladyskye
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Yes, so what reason is there to prolong this thread, and what moderator?


Quote:
Originally Posted by mangaroo
Whoa! I make a motion for a return to topic: is inverting your penis a requirement to play The Sims? If you don't have a penis to invert, are you required to get one first and then invert it? And, of course, can Crammyboy's penis be inverted?

(I never thought I would get to say "penis" so much on Christmas Day. There IS a Santa Claus! And he has a pe...uhm. Okay, back to your games, maidens.)

Mangaroo is a Moderator. This is a direct quote from the Moderator. So I did as the Moderator requested.

What, no bumble stums or cricket dirigibles or lawnmowers this time?

I like playing The Sims. I don't like to be played like a Sim.
Old 25th Dec 2011, 8:34 PM #57
KKiryu007Joker
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Well you could use the tape for a dildo for a trans fun time, but nah, no bumbo stuns (huh) and lawnmowers and etc, this time. Let's talk about the sore thing I've been wondering about, when Tc said that 90% of Sim players were virgins. I wanna talk about that... yeah. That goes to our topic. Do virgins even exist in today's world, and what is a virgin? More about that on gencutter times tonight.... and if you inverted a whohoo, would you get a cone hat? That's one pickle for our fellow friend.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Old 25th Dec 2011, 8:47 PM #58
ladyskye
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Well you could use the tape for a dildo for a trans fun time, but nah, no bumbo stuns (huh) and lawnmowers and etc, this time. Let's talk about the sore thing I've been wondering about, when Tc said that 90% of Sim players were virgins. I wanna talk about that... yeah. That goes to our topic. Do virgins even exist in today's world, and what is a virgin? More about that on gencutter times tonight.... and if you inverted a whohoo, would you get a cone hat? That's one pickle for our fellow friend.


I know a couple for sure, they're both under two. But that would of course depend on the definition.

Haven't been a virgin for two generations past now. so maybe I'm one of the 10% who isn't or perhaps I'm not actually playing the game at all, I only think I'm playing it so that would bleed over into existential thought and would ultimately wander off topic. About the cone hat, not sure.

I like playing The Sims. I don't like to be played like a Sim.
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