As we all sat around waiting for the staff meeting to start today, it occured to us that someone was missing. Delphy's chair was mysteriously vacant. We were very concerned... it was his day to bring the donuts.
After a few hours of Danny's card tricks, Faylen's home movies, and drawing dirty pictures of Loverat, we decided it was time for action.
We plan to hire the finest team of private detectives the site fund can buy and hope they will bring our fearless leader back to us safe and sound. He was last seen cycling off into the sunset for vodka, anticipating a long night of coding. As we receive the updates, I'll post them here.
UPDATE - 04/28
After a long, restless night, we have heard from the detectives. Recent information indicates that Delphy was last seen sailing in Thailand. They were able to capture this photo for us. A rogue wave capsized our detectives' boat and despite their swimming prowess, they were unable to keep up with him.
UPDATE - 04/29
Late last night, the detectives sent us this photo. It seems Delphy has been spotted with this Mt. Everest expedition team. Our team was closing in fast but just as they were about to grab him, an avalanche swept everyone into oblivion.