Girls and guys lets talk about relationships

[Dasila]

New: talking about your experience in a relationship (or crush) that turned out bad.

Sorry for all the confusion i guess i was still angry and wrongly pointed my finger at men in general when i did not mean them. If you had gone through what i had (including my personal feelings about it) maybe you would understand and i am sorry for the mistake. I love posting here and understand that i made the error and i hope you all dont hold it against me. During the post i was trying to be funny cause everyone appreciates comedy but i understand that it was not done in the appropriate manner. I DO NOT hate men. In fact i love them. I was refering to people who have no respect for women and i am sorry. If you have any problems with this post please say so so i can fix it. I am not perfect. Not even close.

[frankokomando]

I wish I could get one interested in me. :|

[AlexandraSpears]

I can see this topic becoming a huge trainwreck.

*slowly backs away*

[paksetti]

What's a "biys"? Also, the males of what species? Humpback Anglerfish, I hope.

[Oaktree]

If there's a specific man who's been disrespectful to you, there's always the vent thread to talk about it in. But making a thread to talk badly of men in general, as if they are all the same, seems rather hateful.

[HystericalParoxysm]

Generalizing about half of the world's population is rarely a good idea; painting lots of people with the same brush reflects worse on the painter than the painted.

[BlakeS5678]

I feel offended. You mispell a word. Confuse us. Generalize Half The World's Population. Mispell another Word. Ask Us A Question As If You're Our Mother. And Then Say Have Fun, Like You're Leaving. = Trainwreck. Alexandra Spears Nailed It.

[5M0K3]

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSY4TVFMGJgkah8X-EQTI5WwZVj0QItYbKHvfIwyXHUJ26eMyY6
Look at this face... Does he look like a heartbreaker?

[ElementMK]

Generalizing about half of the world's population is rarely a good idea; painting lots of people with the same brush reflects worse on the painter than the painted.That's exactly what I'd expect a woman to say.

[simbalena]

the males of what species? Humpback Anglerfish, I hope.

I hope its seahorses, it's the boy seahorse who gives birth to the babies! They're so cute.

oops sorry this is supposed to be a thread for complaining... I hate it how human boys don't give birth to the babies of the species. It's so selfish of them. *shakes fist*

[paksetti]

This thread is now about obscure animal mating habits. Did you know some squid just kinda shoot a rocket of sperm at whatever squid they happen to pass?

[5M0K3]

Obscure animal mating habits? It's my time to shine...

Did you know when a male bee drone has sex with the queen, his genitals explode inside the queen so no one else can have sex with her?!

[maxon]

This thread is now about obscure animal mating habits. Did you know some squid just kinda shoot a rocket of sperm at whatever squid they happen to pass?
Hmmmm .... sounds like some men I know ..... NO! I DID NOT GO THERE!

:alarm: Train wreck in 5...4...3...

[Sunflowergal22]

well i like this boy and i want to take it slow and he also likes me. Do you think that's smart?

[5M0K3]

well i like this boy and i want to take it slow and he also likes me. Do you think that's smart? I don't think you quite got what this chick's idea of this thread is about. She hates men. She thinks of them as something awful, not a living human-being, with different personalities, different ways of thinking, and different minds.

[Sunflowergal22]

well i like this boy and i want to take it slow and he also likes me. Do you think that's smart?

oh never the mind.

[Dasila]

well i feel like shit now. I didnt mean to offend anyone. I was trying to be alittle funny instead of crazy angry.

[Dasila]

I don't think you quite got what this chick's idea of this thread is about. She hates men. She thinks of them as something awful, not a living human-being, with different personalities, different ways of thinking, and different minds.

I dont hate men!! I hate certain types of men that think they can use women and then when theyr all done insult them! Im not a " chick". I realize they are human beings! I dont think men are awful!

[Dasila]

I feel offended. You mispell a word. Confuse us. Generalize Half The World's Population. Mispell another Word. Ask Us A Question As If You're Our Mother. And Then Say Have Fun, Like You're Leaving. = Trainwreck. Alexandra Spears Nailed It.

Pardon me for typos and the fact that im stupid

[~Dee~]

well i like this boy and i want to take it slow and he also likes me. Do you think that's smart?

It's always a good idea to take it slow with a boy, don't let him rush you.
It depends on how old you are, you should do things at your own pace, not his.

@ Dasila
well i feel like shit now. I didnt mean to offend anyone. I was trying to be alittle funny instead of crazy angry.

No need to feel like shit but next time you start a thread, you might want to think it through a bit more.

And that bit 'Have fun' was so unnecessary.

[5M0K3]

You make fun of MEN as a whole, you make fun of him.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxqdK3tE97aXJKdTeYzS9tLHWhWucYCOweQVHq3zrP-lvZoSGf7w
You make fun of him, you die. (harsh much?)

[Dasila]

Sorry what? Are you saying im going to die?i understand how my thread was confusing im going to go change it now.

Dee: i cant help how i feel. I have issues

[5M0K3]

No one has issues. Everyone got off on the wrong foot... Er something. But whatever tickles your fancy. Butterflies and ponies. Mario Kart. Apples.

[Dasila]

Sorry for issues i ment phsycological (spelling?) issues.

Is the new post better?

[5M0K3]

'Tis all good. Just don't want anybody hating on my... erm... someone else's... baby. :)

[paksetti]

Dasila, admittedly we're dicks, but this kind of thread wouldn't really fit in here. Vent is a good place, or maybe da girls club? Dunno, I don't ever go there.

edit:
That is to say, just because I made fun- it doesn't mean you should feel bad.

[5M0K3]

I'm afraid of what goes on at Da Girls Club. Pare, I think we may be the only females that know of it, that are not part of it.

[unalisaa]

It's always a good idea to take it slow with a boy, don't let him rush you.

Don't rush him, either. Keep track of each other's feelings on the subject of the relationship, because believe it or not, guys are people with a wide variety of preferences and comfort zones.

[Lance]

unalisaa, there's something very wrong with you. You're too perfect.

[DrowningFishy]

unalisaa, there's something very wrong with you. You're too perfect.

OH course stalkers and serial killers have to be perfect in all ways. ;-)

This topic made me laugh, you don't want me talking about relationships. Lets just say I am such an expert in the dating department two of my ex BFs got together for a few months. Yes, they were aware they dated the same woman before they went out. :sigh: to think they claimed they where straight when they first dated me. :wtf:

[Lance]

Bisexual people do exist.

[EliDawn]

OH course stalkers and serial killers have to be perfect in all ways. ;-)

This topic made me laugh, you don't want me talking about relationships. Lets just say I am such an expert in the dating department two of my ex BFs got together for a few months. Yes, they were aware they dated the same woman before they went out. :sigh: to think they claimed they where straight when they first dated me. :wtf:

Sounds like they had a few secrets. And that is just so... I don't know what to say.

I wouldn't really be a good one for talking about relationships. I've been friends with several guys and only had one boyfriend and that was online. That's basically all I'm willing to say about my own experiences since I really don't want pity. But I will say that no matter what has happened it's best to just move on and let yourself heal. If you want to try again, go ahead.

[Elexis]

Oh, this is such a "neat" topic :giggler:
You know, many girls are babbling about how awful are guys and such (yeah some of them are pretty awful in different ways), but there are many awful girls too.
I know some "gems" which make me feel a shame to be a girl sometimes. :wtf:
Gold diggers, hookers, family destroyers ... So both sexes have their "awful" and "good" examples. Humans are not perfect, no matter if they have their "jojos" in or out. :rofl:

[DrowningFishy]

Sounds like they had a few secrets. And that is just so... I don't know what to say.

I wouldn't really be a good one for talking about relationships. I've been friends with several guys and only had one boyfriend and that was online. That's basically all I'm willing to say about my own experiences since I really don't want pity. But I will say that no matter what has happened it's best to just move on and let yourself heal. If you want to try again, go ahead.

The use of word pity means YOUR not over it yet. There is really no pity for a relationship over once it's really over. In matter of fact dating horror stories can be funny once all is said and over with. Oh, and I have PLENTY of stories I could tell you that at the time where not funny.

But here's a funny one that was funny even at the time.

I was dating a clueless guy and I think I was his first girlfriend. Long story short I was going to go to an anime convention and I told him all about it and asked him if he wanted to go. After all we were both anime fans. He replied no he was staying at home. It took me seeing this (http://s69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/Apple__Ro/Yaoi%20Con%20201/?action=view&current=AC2k1fri243.jpg) to realize my boyfriend was not telling the truth. Yes the guy getting it with the mike is was my current at the time boyfreind. Of course since then millions (http://www.usagichan.com/AnimeCentral2001/events-datinggame.htm) of people have seen that image because it is still posted online. You may have to load the page a few times to get the images to load BTW. Of course I did manage to see him in the hallway at the time, of course all I could do was laugh to utter tears.

Welcome to my dating life.

[Lance]

Well, since we went into "awkward dating" topic, I was dating a girl who would often call me another name. I wasn't paying much attention to that until one day I've met her family and realized that the name she was calling me during sex was her brother's. It was pretty big EW! at the time but it seems funny now ^^

[DrowningFishy]

Well, since we went into "awkward dating" topic, I was dating a girl who would often call me another name. I wasn't paying much attention to that until one day I've met her family and realized that the name she was calling me during sex was her brother's. It was pretty big EW! at the time but it seems funny now ^^

Well it does say lets talk about relationships, but uh, I'll spare you and not tell you another story. :mod:

[Lance]

Why not? C'mon :)

[DrowningFishy]

Fine, but know everyone on teh forum will probably dislike you for it Lance.

The next guy I dated after the guy I mentioned before was a heavy set dude that ran his families gas company (gas as in the type used to carbinate soda). I knew he was a bit sexist but I decided to write it off. Well our first date was a disaster brought to you buy sexism. He pulls up in my drive way, comes get me and he goes to start his truck, and it won't start. After a few tries I can tell it is the battery because nothing and I mean NOTHING is happening. But no, no I am a woman what do I know about cars. Very unhappily I swallow my pride as he fiddles with is car before comeing to the surprise conclusion it was his battery. Take it out, my mom can take us to get a new one. You can't screw up taking out a battery, right? Wrong. After fumbling to get it free he proceeded to lift it and put the battery against his stomach. I warned him and again I am a woman what do I know. Well he, the sexist genius, got battery acid on hs stomach. I told him to go wash it off and he glared at me again. What do I know about acid burns? I am a woman I just know about kitchen burns. So I at least get him to put the damn thing on card board. My mom arrives we juggle the whole sexist thing into Kmart and back home. Thankfully much to his displeasure my mom put in his new battery and off we went. Of course stopping by his house so he could change. I warned him to properly wash to remove the acid. Yes I know I am being an annoying woman, hell all I know is how to make a sandwhich shouldn't be bugging a man over a things only a man should know. So he comes back I take the chance to look at the acid burn which by now was pretty impressive. We go to olive Garden in which the waiter points out that unexpectidly we now match clothes. I don't know how I avoided telling the waiter how we came to match. We continue to eat dinner, talk about hobbies then he decides he really needs to end the date... I learned the next day that he only splashed water on the acid burn; guess who has a large scar for life.

[VerDeTerre]

Yikes, DrowningFishy! He sounds like quite the catch ;) I used to joke when I was dating before my current relationship that I was not having bad dates, I was collecting stories. There are so many mismatches out there! :help:

[unalisaa]

OH course stalkers and serial killers have to be perfect in all ways. ;-)

One would think that "serial killer" was a trait that kind of defeated the definition of "perfect". I believe this says more about you than it does about me, though. Now, it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

unalisaa, there's something very wrong with you. You're too perfect.
Lance, bro. You're... you're sort of doing the creepy thing again, and I don't have another .gif of Mila Kunis fitting her fist into her mouth.
http://i.eho.st/pg0m6md4.gif

Not to mention the Zen riddle you pose: if being perfect is a flaw, is it possible to be perfect?

I knew he was a bit sexist but I decided to write it off.
What. Him not respecting you as a person didn't strike you as a dealbreaker?

[Lance]

unalisaa, surely you have noticed by now I say a lot of awkward things.

[HystericalParoxysm]

That's exactly what I'd expect a woman to say.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mk3a8mQC1qbxn7go1_500.jpg

[DrowningFishy]

@HystericalParoxysm OH why the hell not.

http://youtu.be/hgJOqca_Mpw

Rub de lotion on the skin. (http://youtu.be/tDgS6qLsVM4)

[vhanster]

I personally think romantic relationships are overrated.

You know what, I sometimes wish that humans can breed by Mitosis, so that we don't need to be in a relationship/mate to be able to have children.

[Lance]

You don't need to be in romantic relationships to have children.

[DrowningFishy]

You don't need to be in romantic relationships to have children.
But you still got to do the mating dance.

[AngryBunny.]

I personally think romantic relationships are overrated.

You know what, I sometimes wish that humans can breed by Mitosis, so that we don't need to be in a relationship to be able to have children.

:rolleyes: Where's the fun in that?

[Lance]

AngryBunny, I guess it's absolutely no fun when you're asexual or desexualized.
DrowningFishy, you can successfully give up the mating dance if you've got enough money to get the surrogacy (for males) or artificial impregnation (for females).

[VerDeTerre]

AngryBunny, I guess it's absolutely no fun when you're asexual or desexualized.
DrowningFishy, you can successfully give up the mating dance if you've got enough money to get the surrogacy. Or you can adopt or hone in on someone else's family. Sometimes there are adoption options that aren't too expensive either, like when you start with a foster child first.

But, face it, the desire to do the "dance" is hardwired into us. However, DF: I wish you a better class of men to choose from than the one from your story.

[DrowningFishy]

Or the frozen pop or to adopt. Sometimes there are adoption options that aren't too expensive either.

But, face it, the desire to do the "dance" is hardwired into us. However, DF: I wish you a better class of men to choose from than the one from your story.

Hahaha after my last fince I gave up dating. As much as I would love my own spawn one day, men personally are getting to tiring and I can't bring myself to be a lesbian. :turtle:

[Lance]

there are adoption options that aren't too expensive Exactly.

can't bring myself to be a lesbianWell, women surely won't insult you for the single reason you're female, but that's about the only advantage you'll get. So you don't miss out much.

[DrowningFishy]

Well, women surely won't insult you for the single reason you're female, but that's about the only advantage you'll get. So you don't miss out anything.

XD I made that comment for 2 reasons. Woman primarly have been the ones asking me out :wtf: , and two my friend christ and I quote "No normal straight guy would date a straight dyke so why the hell do you think you can't find someone." Of course I pin this back on him and point out the last guy he was going to set me up with he ended up in bed with.

Funny side note Christ always talked about finding a rich in the closet guy me marrying him for cover as he's the booty call. Of course this all changed when he found a well off gay guy and is getting married soon. :lol:

-Edit-

Well 3 reasons, three being I am trying to be funny agian.

[Lance]

Woman primarly have been the ones asking me out :wtf: , and two my friend christ and I quote "No normal straight guy would date a straight dyke so why the hell do you think you can't find someone." Uhm. I think you've lost me here. *scratching his head*

[DrowningFishy]

Uhm. I think you've lost me here. *scratching his head*
That is because you skipped over the first part; I made that comment because-You know if you just skip over part of what a person reads it doesn't make sense. Especially when your reading posts made by a person with a terrible, and horrible sense of humor.

[Lance]

Nope, I have an annoying habit to read stuff beginning with the very first word. I think it's just my brain froze on the "straight lesbian" point.

[maxon]

Nope, I have an annoying habit to read stuff beginning with the very first word. I think it's just my brain froze on the "straight lesbian" point.
You know, that phrase got used around here a lot at one time. It meant a lesbian who wasn't politicized (i.e. involved with campaigning). It's a while back now.

[SuicidiaParasidia]

New: talking about your experience in a relationship (or crush) that turned out bad.

Sorry for all the confusion i guess i was still angry and wrongly pointed my finger at men in general when i did not mean them. If you had gone through what i had maybe you would understand and i am sorry for the mistake. I love posting here and understand that i made the error and i hope you all dont hold it against me. During the post i was trying to be funny cause everyone appreciates comedy but i understand that it was not done in the appropriate manner. I DO NOT hate men. In fact i love them. I was refering to people who have no respect for women and i am sorry. If you have any problems with this post please say so so i can fix it. I am not perfect. Not even close.

what could you have possibly gone through that nobody else here could ever hope to go through, themselves? you just discounted the possibility for someone who has had the same experience to come forward and contribute to...whatever it is you were hoping to start, here.

/problem.

[Dasila]

No one has the exact same experiance. Yes they may have had a similar experiance. And everyone is different so everyone reacts to it diiferently. Problems?
Wait im not sure i answered that right...im alittle confused by what you are trying to say.

[paksetti]

Once I met this chick when I was fourteen and we dated for a week until I found out she had two kids (at fifteen) and I was all http://i.eho.st/pgo42rl6.gif Relationships, right?

[ElementMK]

Seriously, WHAT IS UP with men and their ... facial hair ... and ... penises?

[Extensa5420]

Seriously, WHAT IS UP with men and their ... facial hair ... and ... penises?

:wtf:

Element Leaf? I thought you were male. And you do not know what is up with people of your sex and their facial hair and penises?

[~Dee~]

Seriously, WHAT IS UP with men and their ... facial hair ... and ... penises?

Good question, I always wonder how they walk around with those things dangling, or running ... don't they flop all over the place? :rofl:

[Extensa5420]

Good question, I always wonder how they walk around with those things dangling, or running ... don't they flop all over the place? :rofl:

Men do wear underwear. :| So no, they do not flop all over the place.

[Dasila]

[QUOTE=~Dee~]Good question, I always wonder how they walk around with those things dangling, or running ... don't they flop all over the place?

At track one day my friend was like id hate to be a guy running with the long shorts it would annoy me. To which i replied id hate to be a guy running in general.

I think facial hair is a two way opinion for the most part. Either u like it or u dont.

[~Dee~]

Men do wear underwear. :| So no, they do not flop all over the place.

I know, I was being silly. :) I'm just in that kind of mood today.

Edit: I like facial hair, on some guys it looks real sexy.

[Dasila]

Seriously, WHAT IS UP with men and their ... facial hair ... and ... penises?

I once heard a comedian say that when god created man jesus said "dad you forgot his part" and so god got a slab of clay and stuck it on.

I love comedians

[Oaktree]

Seriously, WHAT IS UP with men and their ... facial hair ... and ... penises?

But those are the good parts. :heyhey:

[SuicidiaParasidia]

No one has the exact same experiance. Yes they may have had a similar experiance. And everyone is different so everyone reacts to it diiferently. Problems?
Wait im not sure i answered that right...im alittle confused by what you are trying to say.

so youre saying that in the history of all the billions of people who have ever lived, nobody has ever had the exact same experience as you?

i wish i thought of myself as that special...

[Dasila]

so youre saying that in the history of all the billions of people who have ever lived, nobody has ever had the exact same experience as you?

i wish i thought of myself as that special...

That has nothing to do with being special. Everyone has a different experiance. No one is exactly the same. Yes maybe someone had the same thing happen to them as me but my feelings about were my own. Someone else culd have come out of it strong but i did not.
And i dont think of myself as being special. Ive never thought that. you dont know me so please dont say something like that.

[SuicidiaParasidia]

That has nothing to do with being special. Everyone has a different experiance. No one is exactly the same. Yes maybe someone had the same thing happen to them as me but my feelings about were my own. Someone else culd have come out of it strong but i did not.

what youre referring to is perspective, and yes, everyone has different perspectives. but those situations themselves do not change because the person experiencing them sees it differently.

if you send the same package with the same contents out to a bunch of different people, they may not all receive it the same way, but it doesnt change that they have all experienced the same thing. the package contents didnt change just because someone saw them differently than someone else who received the same package with the same contents.

[paksetti]

What exactly happened to you, Dasila? If you don't mind me asking.

[Dasila]

There i changed it, alright now?

I get what your saying. My eperiance was greatly affected by my perspective. Ik others may have had the sameish thing happen

[Dasila]

Edit:Theres alot of profanity and harassment involved so i wont go to much into details but after rejecting someone twice (who could make my life hell if i made him mad) he perceded to insult me and harrass me with hatefull comments and that he only wanted me for my " tits" ( i hate that term). This is after a whole day of being hounded by guys to hook up with them. This same guy also has a rep of trying to rape girls.(something im very sensative to because when i was little i was sexualy harrsed) Now when it comes to how i handled it. I fought back. And he didnt like that. Now when it come to uh..perspective/ personal feelings i handled it badly. I have depression and im alittle bi-polar at times (or maybe its just me pms-ing). My self esteem isnt exactly above the healthy level. Just goes to show that people need to watch what they say to others. You never know what kind of person your hurting.
Ik this might not affect others much but im weak at mind so..

[DrowningFishy]

@Daslia your not so weak minded as you may think. Small things have a huge impact on you. I know why I can't stay in a stable relationship and trust a guy. It happened years ago but I still don't have the confidence to talk about it (shoot even now I feel it starting a panic attack) and people say I am high strung. But you know I am stubborn and high willed because I got pushed and bulled to the point I snapped at fought back. Truth be told I am still a very timid, and a bit paranoid person. One thing all woman have to remeber, and even myself, is you must always keep your head high. Keeping your head high is the greatest fuck you to all those who tried to walk all over you. PMS ah guys I feel sorry for you when that time hits. Here's a hint guys, submit and don't fight don't look us in the eye even when you say you love us. And ALWAYS have some spare chocolate on hand.

[Oaktree]

PMS ah guys I feel sorry for you when that time hits. Here's a hint guys, submit and don't fight don't look us in the eye even when you say you love us. And ALWAYS have some spare chocolate on hand.

I don't know if I'd agree with that. I tend to get weepy, rather than angry, when I'm on my period. I would feel worse if my theoretical boyfriend acted more distant when I was on that time of the month. I'd rather cuddle. :3

[frankokomando]

One time I dated this guy and he dumped me because pot was more fun. :cry:

[DrowningFishy]

I don't know if I'd agree with that. I tend to get weepy, rather than angry, when I'm on my period. I would feel worse if my theoretical boyfriend acted more distant when I was on that time of the month. I'd rather cuddle. :3

XD well I am glad to feel corrected at any time. Most woman I know are the come near me I am going to shred you type. God with out midol I swear I would take of someones head

[Dasila]

@Daslia your not so weak minded as you may think. Small things have a huge impact on you. I know why I can't stay in a stable relationship and trust a guy. It happened years ago but I still don't have the confidence to talk about it (shoot even now I feel it starting a panic attack) and people say I am high strung. But you know I am stubborn and high willed because I got pushed and bulled to the point I snapped at fought back. Truth be told I am still a very timid, and a bit paranoid person. One thing all woman have to remeber, and even myself, is you must always keep your head high. Keeping your head high is the greatest fuck you to all those who tried to walk all over you. PMS ah guys I feel sorry for you when that time hits. Here's a hint guys, submit and don't fight don't look us in the eye even when you say you love us. And ALWAYS have some spare chocolate on hand.

You know i was talking about the bi thing. Well im either weak or too strong...isnt that weird...makes me feel insane haha. When i pms i get aggitated real quick and i have crazy mood swings. My peers see me as stong and independant. When i get home i break down. I feel like i can open up here on mts. Anyone else feel that way?

[Dasila]

One time I dated this guy and he dumped me because pot was more fun. :cry:

Well obviously that guy is a crack Head if i may say so

[SuicidiaParasidia]

You know i was talking about the bi thing. Well im either weak or too strong...isnt that weird...makes me feel insane haha. When i pms i get aggitated real quick and i have crazy mood swings. My peers see me as stong and independant. When i get home i break down. I feel like i can open up here on mts. Anyone else feel that way?

ive probably shared too much at times on here, but other times i feel like nobody would feel comfortable knowing as much about me that i am comfortable with saying.
MTS has a very easygoing e-atmosphere, though. even when folks here call me out on something they disagree with/i am mistaken about, i very rarely feel attacked or outright trolled. a lot of sites will simply allow folks to be ass hats at the drop of a hat... MTS is different.

[Dasila]

I dont think i have ever seen a full blown fight on mts. Yes i have seen some heated debates but thats just a typical debate. There are many people here that i have come to respect by just seeing their posts. Its good how you dont feel attacked or trolled. Much to my dislike i tend to be very defensive at times unless i realize im wrong...which dosent happen often(even when iam wrong i tend to still fight) haha.

[paksetti]

I do my fair share of trolling, but I've said a lot here that I wouldn't say otherwise. irl i just kind of dick around in general but I still have moments. I guess I'm just trying to say that this sort of community allows someone to be more "real"? I guess. I can't find a decent word to use in place of that.

real talk.

[Dasila]

I think i accidently reported this thread haha. Can someone define trolling please?

[DrowningFishy]

I think i accidently reported this thread haha. Can someone define trolling please?

Being an ass for sheer enjoyment.

[Lance]

Good question, I always wonder how they walk around with those things dangling, or running ... don't they flop all over the place?What of women? How do women with big breasts walk? ...and run? Or jump? The momentum of the breasts should be kinda powerful :)

[paksetti]

Nah bro. dicks.

[ElementMK]

Being an ass for sheer enjoyment.What a novel concept. I think I will try this in the future.

[Dasila]

What of women? How do women with big breasts walk? ...and run? Or jump? The momentum of the breasts should be kinda powerful :)

That is where the genius idea of a sports bra comes from. Personaly i feel sexy when i run in just a sports bra.

[DrowningFishy]

What of women? How do women with big breasts walk? ...and run? Or jump? The momentum of the breasts should be kinda powerful :)

You remind me of this (http://youtu.be/Sht3LNTvFnY), god my dad and my brother used to sing that. That and the beer song. FYI, yes it's about boobs. May not have much time hanging with my dad and bro but damn the times that I did things were memerable.

[Lance]

That is where the genius idea of a sports bra comes from. Personaly i feel sexy when i run in just a sports bra.Really? I would never have guessed.

[Dasila]

Really? I would never have guessed.

Haha. Was that sarcasm?

[vhanster]

:rolleyes: Where's the fun in that?

The fun in what, exactly?

I still think the whole 'mating' thing is overrated; so, yeah, I still prefer Mitosis.