Once upon a time...

[Anonymous101]

This is a game, called 'Once upon a time...". The first person (me) starts with one sentence, and each poster after the previous poster about it will post one sentence. Each post must be a sentence-long contribution. DO NOT CHEAT with semicolons! DO NOT USE semicolons! If you want to make your sentence extra complex, then you must use commas AND follow correct rules of grammar and syntax, so you DO NOT create rerun sentences or nonsense sentences.

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was a humble maiden, the brunette daughter of a mediocre merchant, who was spinning as usual by the window of her family's house.

[maxon]

She looks like a tasty snack, thought the dragon perched on top of the temple, and he swooped down and gobbled her up in an instant.

[Anonymous101]

Once upon a time, there was a humble maiden, the brunette daughter of a mediocre merchant, who was spinning as usual by the window of her family's house. She looks like a tasty snack, thought the dragon perched on top of the temple, and he swooped down and gobbled her up in an instant. Then the dragon had a terrible bellyache and went to the surgeon's to be examined, when he found out that he needed to be operated upon to remove the little girl, all chewed up and swallowed and digested in the dragon's tummy.

[crocobaura]

This gave the surgeon a fresh insight into the anatomy of the dragons and prompted him to write a paper on the dangers of intestinal occlusions caused by feeding humble maidens to dragons.

[haricots]

Once upon a time, there was a humble maiden, the brunette daughter of a mediocre merchant, who was spinning as usual by the window of her family's house. She looks like a tasty snack, thought the dragon perched on top of the temple, and he swooped down and gobbled her up in an instant. Then the dragon had a terrible bellyache and went to the surgeon's to be examined, when he found out that he needed to be operated upon to remove the little girl, all chewed up and swallowed and digested in the dragon's tummy. This gave the surgeon a fresh insight into the anatomy of the dragons and prompted him to write a paper on the dangers of intestinal occlusions caused by feeding humble maidens to dragons.

The surgeon was scared of the dragon, and because the dragon was unconscious, he tried to kill the dragon.

*I thought that this kind of thread will be locked?*

[Shoosh Malooka]

But the dragon had no physical form to kill because it was a metaphor for people who believe they should have more than others.

[LuvSims2011]

Once upon a time, there was a humble maiden, the brunette daughter of a mediocre merchant, who was spinning as usual by the window of her family's house. She looks like a tasty snack, thought the dragon perched on top of the temple, and he swooped down and gobbled her up in an instant. Then the dragon had a terrible bellyache and went to the surgeon's to be examined, when he found out that he needed to be operated upon to remove the little girl, all chewed up and swallowed and digested in the dragon's tummy. This gave the surgeon a fresh insight into the anatomy of the dragons and prompted him to write a paper on the dangers of intestinal occlusions caused by feeding humble maidens to dragons.

The surgeon was scared of the dragon, and because the dragon was unconscious, he tried to kill the dragon. But the dragon had no physical form to kill because it was a metaphor for people who believe they should have more than others. And then the dragon spoke suddenly, "Don't kill me, for I am secretly God."

(I think this thread is going to be locked...)

[haricots]

Once upon a time, there was a humble maiden, the brunette daughter of a mediocre merchant, who was spinning as usual by the window of her family's house. She looks like a tasty snack, thought the dragon perched on top of the temple, and he swooped down and gobbled her up in an instant. Then the dragon had a terrible bellyache and went to the surgeon's to be examined, when he found out that he needed to be operated upon to remove the little girl, all chewed up and swallowed and digested in the dragon's tummy. This gave the surgeon a fresh insight into the anatomy of the dragons and prompted him to write a paper on the dangers of intestinal occlusions caused by feeding humble maidens to dragons.

The surgeon was scared of the dragon, and because the dragon was unconscious, he tried to kill the dragon. But the dragon had no physical form to kill because it was a metaphor for people who believe they should have more than others. And then the dragon spoke suddenly, "Don't kill me, for I am secretly God." "I don't care, stupid! I'm an atheist!" the surgeon shouted.

[LuvSims2011]

Once upon a time, there was a humble maiden, the brunette daughter of a mediocre merchant, who was spinning as usual by the window of her family's house. She looks like a tasty snack, thought the dragon perched on top of the temple, and he swooped down and gobbled her up in an instant. Then the dragon had a terrible bellyache and went to the surgeon's to be examined, when he found out that he needed to be operated upon to remove the little girl, all chewed up and swallowed and digested in the dragon's tummy. This gave the surgeon a fresh insight into the anatomy of the dragons and prompted him to write a paper on the dangers of intestinal occlusions caused by feeding humble maidens to dragons.

The surgeon was scared of the dragon, and because the dragon was unconscious, he tried to kill the dragon. But the dragon had no physical form to kill because it was a metaphor for people who believe they should have more than others. And then the dragon spoke suddenly, "Don't kill me, for I am secretly God." "I don't care, stupid! I'm an atheist!" the surgeon shouted. "And I don't believe in God, human killer!" Some other guy cried.