Well, life’s got a little more interesting. I’m about to pop, Talin’s getting on my nerves, and my dead ex-husband is floating around the house scaring the life out of anyone in his way.



Oi, you jerk! Are you dumb enough to realise that scaring a heavily pregnant woman is NOT a good idea! If I miscarry because of you, I swear it will not be pretty.



Man, after that scare, I think I need a good shoulder to cry on. As Talin’s car pool turns up in a few minutes, I think I’ll phone a ‘friend’ to help me calm down. As they say, a problem shared is a problem halved.



Lucky for me, Joe was free and came over right away. It’s probably a very good thing that my annoyance of a husband was too busy talking on the phone to someone to look out the window.



Well, after a good hour of chatting and calming down, me and Joe decided to take the next step in our relationship…



…Pity that Talin had decided to pull a sickie in order to play with his new bubble-blower some more without telling me. Whoops!

“You bitch! After all I gave you, all the things I’ve done to look after you and your son, and you treat me like this! Couldn’t you even wait until after you had given birth to my child before sleeping with another man?”

Hmmmm….I have a idea.

“Hah, you think you’re the hard one off? Here I am, 9 months pregnant, with two children to look after – Scorpio and YOU! Frankly, I’m glad that Scorpio’s more mature than you, I wouldn’t be able to cope otherwise.”

“Why you…”

“Face it, you’re a rubbish husband with a dead-end job who does nothing around the house or even care about the future of your wife and the kids. You were even too busy playing your games to even notice I was this close to giving birth before you even bothered to marry me. You say you’re an excellent husband who knows how to fix thing, yet why is the trash compactor still broken? You’re just a responsibility-shirker!”

“A responsibility-shirker, am I! We’ll see about that. One fixed trash compactor, on its way.”



Maybe I should have warned him about the ‘adjustments’ I made earlier.

*Smirk*

Now that he’s gone, time for a change.



“Of course I’d love to move in, you’ve got a lovely house here. Just a question, you do know that the Grim Reaper is over there, don’t you?”

“Meh, Talin was a dead-end bum anyway who spent all the money I was saving up for the kids on rubbish.”

“Ah, okay. You don’t have to worry about being poor with me, love. I’m bringing in my savings of 17,000 simoleons I got from my job as a Professional Party Guest.”

Cha-ching! Nice to know I’ve hit the big cash prize. Now let’s look at your stuff…



…I love you.

After selling everything apart from the Stereo, there’s more than enough money here to build some more rooms for the kids. I would have kept one of the Electro-sphere, but they reminded me of that annoyance Talin too much right now. Finally, I can get rid of that bubble-blower!



Ding-Dong, the Annoyance is dead!

Life couldn’t be better for me right now.



Uh-oh, I recognise that feeling.

Nooooooooooo, I don’t want to do this anymore! Yeow!