God I feel like crap
Can’t really call in sick, not on my first day as a Spelunker!
I was so tired when I got home I collapsed on the lounge and fell asleep in my uniform.
As much as I love my new house I’m feeling a little lonely. Not much on the ‘cute guy’ scene. I think I’ll buy a pet.
I think I’ll get a bird. At least I can teach it to talk and they don’t take too much to look after.
I bought a cage, made a quick phone call and I now have a beautiful parrot I named Piper.
Did I get some mutant bird?? This bird knows how to open doors including the garage!!
All day I hear it…. open, close, open, close.
She is gorgeous to watch though.