7.01 am I’m woken by the phone ringing . It was Dave telling me he couldn’t wait to see me again.



Said he couldn’t sleep properly because he was thinking about me all night. I told him to call me back at a reasonable hour.
Yes I know it was sweet and all but I am so not a morning person. Plus my bird had just died. I also had to work today and I was feeling pretty hung over.



Why does my boss insist I wear my uniform TO work?
I look ridiculous!



It had snowed while I was at work and upon my return I find a spa bath sitting right there on the snow covered front lawn. Is it just me or is there something wrong with this picture?



A bunch of roses are beside it with a note which reads something about a dream date and a little gift.
Little!!
There’s nothing little about a spa bath sitting on one’s front lawn.
I turn to go inside wondering what the hell I’m going to do with this spa, It certainly won’t fit in my bathroom that’s for sure, when I notice the paper boy doing his route as usual. Only this time it’s the middle of winter and he’s wearing his usual shorts and shirt. No Jacket, no gloves, not even a pair of ear muffs.




This place just keeps getting weirder.
I think I need to lay down but first I’ll take a bath then check online and see if any new jobs have come up.



Crap as usual. All there was today was a career in politics or a pickpocket!
Is it legal to advertise a position in the criminal career track??