Nothing to eat *sigh* I guess I should go out and get some groceries.
You know what, I really couldn’t be bothered today. I’ll try the delivery service.




Come on, come on I’m hungry. Dave beat me to the last of the cereal.
I think that’s the truck pulling up now, hopefully I won’t have to chase her around the yard like I did the pizza girl.



‘Dave there’s a lady here to see you, say’s she’s from the gardening club’

That upside down basket better not be mine.



Oh crap it is! There’s eggs in there, if they’re broken i’ll throw them at her.




oh jesus, she’s the same as the pizza girl. You wonder if they’re being paid by the minute! I suppose I’ll just stand here and twiddle my thumbs until she finds me.



Hurray! Food! I’m starving now… those eggs better not be broken… ooh she’s lucky… then again I’m so lethargic from not eating since last night I wouldn’t have had the energy to throw any eggs anyway.

Cheerful these delivery people are, like a species of their own. I can’t help but smile at her as she waves hello after she’s handed me the groceries.



Ironic how she has a symbol of speeding wings on her uniform. Perhaps the company she works for should have assessed the time they spend walking around peoples front yards before they designed that.

Oh jeez, she’s still out there and I’ve already packed the groceries away. They’re like bloody Jehovah’s, they just won’t leave!