You all make me laugh more chapters coming up now

We were broken into again last night and I’ve had a really bad night’s sleep not to mention waking up to a bladder that was about to burst.



If it weren’t for the fantastic police arriving here so fast each time I would consider putting bars on my windows. I’m wondering if I forgot to lock the doors again before I went to bed

‘I’ve never seen those pj’s before’
‘that would be because I never wear them but right now they’re the only ones that fit me’



‘you alright babe? You seem a bit down in the dumps’
‘just feeling a bit bleh and none of my clothes fit…I’m going to call Jane and April and see if they want to come and help me pick out some maternity wear, I feel like I’m getting bigger by the minute’




‘Emalita, look at you! You’re adorable’

This is the first time either of the girls have seen me since I discovered I was pregnant. They’re already making a fuss, I didn’t expect this reaction…

‘yes of course you can rub my belly’



‘with all this fuss you two are going to make great babysitters…I didn’t think you would be so excited’
‘Are you kidding! I love babies!’
‘me too, plus we know you’ve been trying for ages so we’re really happy for you’
‘pregnancy really suits you Em, you’re going to make a fantastic mum’



‘thanks Jane, thanks April… ok are we ready?’