‘find anything you like?’

‘no, I can’t find anything. It’s all drab grey and purple or red and white, why do people assume we don’t like pretty clothes just because we’re pregnant. I’ll just have to buy some larger sized clothes and stretch them over my tummy.




‘Speaking of which Look at me!’
‘what’
‘I’m huge!...i wasn’t this big when we first got here!..
…If I keep growing like this I’m going to explode!’

‘you’re fiiine, stop worrying so much’
‘hey, you’ll be the one worrying when I go into labor right here in this store’
‘hahaha’



‘I need to pee’
‘again?’
‘yes again, I’m telling you, this baby weighs a tonne, I don’t even want to think about how I’m going to push it out’
‘ok, you go pee, I’m going to go and see what’s going on over there with April and that super fugly guy’



I come out of the toilets to find some guy has been tormenting April while she was browsing the racks. Apparently he walked up to her and flicked her in the nose for no reason. When she told him off for being rude he abused her, so one of the customers was telling Jane.



Jane, not standing for a man bullying a woman, particularly a friend, stepped in. But whenever she’d have a go, he would have a go right back….what an ass….from what I saw as i approached he had finally backed off.



By this time I’m starving and the cashier had cooked up some lunch for anybody who wanted to help themselves, how’s that for star treatment, so there we are eating at a small table outside bitching about what an ass this guy was and also how he is by far the ugliest man any of had ever seen when he comes out and wants to start all over again.



We’re all trying to ignore him when he starts threatening us and punching his fist!
April had had enough, she’s still very anti-male, and gets up from her chair. We’re all amazed that a man is even threatening to fight a woman! And in public!



Well April has a few things up her sleeve that even we didn’t know about…
The dust starts again and Jane and I can’t really see what’s going on but it looks like a wrestling match from where we are sitting. Jane and I jump up from our chair and get out of the way..meanwhile Jane starts cheering her on



It all happened so fast, I think I still had food in my mouth…next thing you know ugly guy is down and April is wiping her hands and looking quite proud of herself.



April then turns to me and apologizes profusely for putting me in a dangerous position. Is she kidding! I have a new found respect for her now. I tell her I’ll call her next time a burglar tries to break into my house.