‘Emalita look, the fish is sparkling’
‘Geez, everything seems to sparkle round here, so did you get your bubble thingy?’
‘you mean your bubble blower….you’ve been saying you feel fat and heavy lately and if it’s true what they say about this contraption then you will feel as light as a feather in no time’



‘Can pregnant people use it?’
‘do you think I’d buy it for you if it wasn’t safe for you to use…I can’t get over this sparkly fish..’
‘never mind the fish, look how far back I have to sit just so my belly doesn’t hit the table…this is getting to be really awkward’



‘…and this morning when I had a shower…I looked down and I couldn’t see my toes’
Dave bursts out laughing
‘It’s not funny! I didn’t even have a belly 3 days ago and now I’m like a little heffalump’
More laughter
‘I’m sorry but you look absolutely gorgeous to me…come on, lets’ try this bubble blower out’



‘wow, this is really awesome!.... where did you hear about this…

.. Oh my god! You’re lifting off the ground!’



‘why aren’t I lifting off the ground?? See I told you I’m fat and heavy this thing can’t even lift….woah ok here I goooo…
….this is soooo much fun..i feel as high as a kite…are you sure this is legal??’

Our friends are going to love this thing!




‘Dave it’s dark!! How long have we been sitting here??’
‘I don’t even want to know…let’s get inside, looks like it’s starting to rain again too’



'I feel stiff from sitting in the one spot for too long'
'my poor baby, i'll rub your back for you once we're inside'