12:44am I’ve just woken up with a sharp pain…dammit…I’ve only been asleep for 2 hours..

‘what’s wrong?’
‘nothing...i think...just had a pain, probably need to pee again’



oh…no…maybe not…
‘Daaaave…I think the baby’s coming!’



oooooh here comes another onnnnne…..aaaaaaarrghhh

ok breath breath..



I can hear Dave coaxing himself to remain calm..

Forget calm! Get over here and freakin help meeeeee



‘What do you want me to do?’

There’s panic in his voice

‘I don’t knnnnowww just…

…woahhhh…

what the …. I’m back in my clothes again…how th… Awwww Dave, it’s a girl



‘hello baby girl, my…what big black eyebrows you have.



‘Dave what are you doing???...are You making the bed?!?! What is wrong with you…come over here and meet your new daughter.

I cannot believe he’s making the damn bed.



‘sorry, I think I’m suffering from shock’
‘YOU'RE in shock! Hello, I just gave birth in a matter of minutes and I’m miraculously back in my everyday clothes and you’re in shock! If I wasn’t completely drained right now I would slap you…honestly…



‘so what do you think’
‘I think she’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen…what are we going to call her?’
‘well I was undecided between Keira and Summer but seeing as she has more of an olive complexion and dark hair we’ll go with Keira, Keira-Lee Valentine…look at her, she is the spitting image of you’



I am just so in love with her.