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Keira is already 4 months old, she’s a good baby too, well from what I know. Has a hell of a scream on her when she’s hungry or dirty though.

She’s quiet most of the time and I wouldn’t even know when she wakes apart from a little ‘waa’

I repainted her room too since I’m such a sucker for pink.

Life has changed for us, namingly our sleep. Although Keira is a good baby she takes up a lot more time than I had anticipated.



Dishes are left for hours, Pippin is missing out on his daily walks and our poor plants are in dire need of attention not to mention time for eachother.

Having a new baby was taking it’s toll.

Dave and I haven’t had any time for eachother at all and then he came up with the simple but brilliant idea of hiring a maid. Why hadn’t I thought of that? I immediately stopped what I was doing and threw my arms around him and gave him a big kiss.



We called right away and were informed a maid would be on her way shortly.
Within minutes she had arrived and by the look on her face she wasn’t too pleased with what she faced.



And what the hell was she wearing!?!
She was going to clean our house in that!

She let herself in of course. We were home so I don’t know why she didn’t ring the bell.
She waved as she passed us and introduced herself as Amy Andrews.

Yeah hi sweetheart, you better not bend over.



Dave and I were eating our lunch as Amy cleaned in the kitchen.

Look at her, boobs almost falling out of her dress…by the look of her she was barely 18.




‘All set, everything’s clean. See you tomorrow’

I don’t think so.

Dave got up to pay her. I will be calling the agency later to tell them I no longer require the services of a barely legal cleaner dressed in a French maids outfit.



‘Have a nice time ogling the maid then did you’
‘wha..don’t be ridiculous’
‘well I’m telling you, I’ll be doing my own housework from now on..anyway, there’s something invasive about having a stranger clean your home’



Waaaaaaaaaaaaah

‘I’ll get her….i’m finished anyway’

‘Hello beautiful girl, you slept well for mummy and daddy today’




ok it's only one chapter but i'm taking a break from mowing the lawns. I should hopefully have some more up later tonight