i forgot all about remington pinkstar

We had a little get together to introduce Keira when she was one month old. April had been the first to come and see her of course, seeing as she only lives next door.

Soon enough we had a house full, with everyone bringing gifts and plates of food. I couldn’t be more grateful.



There must have been something in that food as it gave Jane gas…well that was her excuse anyway. Bright green gas too, never seen anything like it!

She let one rip right in the middle of a room full of people, hahaha she has no shame.




Keira layed happily underneath her toy frame while our guests walked around her and chatted loudly. Nothing seems to affect her, she’s very content, very placid and very lucky Jane's Technicolor farts didn't suffocate her.

I couldn’t help but notice a bit of tension in the air between Jane, Seth and Robbie.



I wanted to know what was going on and I got some idea when Seth and Rob almost got into a fight, something about stealing his girl…some mate he is...something like that.he'd obviously been holding on



Dave calmed them down and Seth wandered off outside somewhere. I sent Toby to check on him since I was sick of him leaving plates all over the floor, only to get a new one for each cake or biscuit, at least stack them on top of eachother.



Seth was outside on the bubble blower.

He’ll be there for a while then.

Meanwhile Rob sat in the corner reading one of my mags. If that were me i would have gone home.



All I wanted was a few friends over to meet our baby and have a catch up. I didn’t expect this!

As I was putting Keira to bed I called the girls in to see the nursery, and to ask Jane what was going on.

Keira sleeps through anything so I knew we wouldn’t wake her.



‘so Jane, what the hell is going on with you three?’