Remember what I said about having a well behaved toddler….I’ve changed my mind. She’ll go potty for me in the middle of the night, no trouble at all but try and get her to go at a reasonable hour…then I’ve got another thing coming

It’s the terrible twos!



oh my ugh ohh what did we feed you yesterday?
I hope she hasn't been eating the dog food.



Holy cow Keira! How does a smell that bad come from someone so small Phew Christ almighty!



Keep it at arms length, keep it at arms length
I’m going to need a gas mask if there’s any more like this! You could kill someone with that smell!



‘Have you given any more thought to taking some vacation time?’
‘yeh, I’m going to speak to my boss this afternoon about it…I wouldn’t mind some time off to be honest’
‘good, I’d even be happy with a week. It would be nice to have you home with us for a change’



‘Pippin stinks! He need a bath badly’
‘see this is exactly the reason why I want you to take time off work. It’s not just Keira I have to look after it’s the dog, the garden and the fruit tree’s as well’
‘I know I know’
‘I don’t mean to complain really and I adore playing with Keira, it’s just….i wouldn’t mind some time to myself once in a while and even some time for the 2 of us would be nice’



‘I also feel like you’re missing out on watching Keira grow up and just because you work doesn’t mean you can’t pitch in around the house once in a while’




‘So what did they say?
‘They say I don’t have any holidays owing’
‘oh what’
‘it’s ok though, I’m sick of being a supposed rock god anyway…and since they wouldn’t give me any time off paid or unpaid I quit’
‘you what! I didn’t mean for you to quit!’



‘why, I’m tired of the music industry. I’m happy just to jam with my mates every now and again and besides, we have over 70k in the bank. We can afford for me not to work for a while and I can always get another job later. There’s always jobs going in this town’
‘true, but are you sure this is what you want?’
‘absolutley, now how about we call one of the local nanny’s and I’ll take you out for dinner and a movie’
‘oh I love you!’