Looks like we have a houseful again, I hope there’s enough lasagna to feed everyone.
Good, Dave has his clothes back on again.



There’s Keira. I knew she wouldn’t sleep though the noise, not this much noise anyway. Everyone seems happy. Except Liam must be talking politics with Dave, the one subject he can’t stand. Hopefully they won’t get into a fight about it. God knows I don’t need to part of another one of those again too soon.



Hey where did everybody go, what’s all that commotion in the kitchen.
‘Play out here with your toys sweetie, mummy will be back in a minute’

‘Hey what’s going on out here….oh woah DAVE, Call the fire brigade!’
‘I’m calling them now, stay out of the kitchen’
‘don’t be stupid, I’m not having the house burn down I’ll grab the fire extinguisher, you just call the fire brigade’

Everyone is freaking out, it’s only the stove that’s on fire. Everything is under control.



'ARGH FIRE FIRE'

‘WILL EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL!’

Bloody hell if everyone would just stop freaking out and get out the way. If they’re so freaked out by the fire then why the hell are they in here??

‘YOU KNOW SCREAMING ISN’T HELPING ME HERE’

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!



‘EM, JUST GET OUT OF THERE, THE FIRE BRIGADE IS ON IT’S WAY’

Well I would if I could get out. What with the damn dog between my legs and 4 people blocking the way and screaming like maniacs. Not one of them bothering to help me. Haven’t they ever seen fire before…well if this is how they act I’d hate to be caught in one at their houses!



‘COULD EVERYBODY MOVE PLEASE! THE FIREMEN WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE!’

This is a friggin nightmare. I want to slap them! I can hear Dave calling me from the lounge but these morons won’t bloody move.



Thank god! They're here, hopefully this will calm them down. Jesus he can’t get past.

‘LET HIM THROUGH’ That’s Dave yelling, it’s the only thing we can do to be heard over their screams.

‘IM SORRY, THEY SEEM TO BE IN SOME SORT OF HYSTERIA JUST PUSH THEM OUT OF THE WAY’

Well he’s in, that’s good, but I still can’t get out.And now Dave is in here too..Great! Join the party, why not? The more the merrier...and there he was telling me to get out!



Thank god it’s out, finally an end to all the madness.

‘ok better run, next time try to be more careful’
‘yes will do, thanks so much…
…..lasagne anyone? …hehe just kidding’

Speaking of lasagna I suppose I should get it out of the oven in case it catches alight again. Although it’s probably just ash by now.

Miraculously the oven is fine, just needs a good scrub.



‘I’ll call for Chinese then huh’
‘that’d be great hun….
...Dave’s ordering Chinese if any of you would like to stay for that instead?’

‘no, we’ll be off I think….i need a shower’
‘yeh me too’
‘and me, Bye’

‘alright, we’ll see you another time then’

‘…yep home delivery please….hey hey Leisel, don’t eat that!! What are you doing? I’m ordering chinese’



All this excitement has worn me out.

‘How was Keira through all that ruckus? I hope she didn’t get frightened’
‘she’s fine….she just played with her teddies, hugging them one minute, then trying to bite their ears off the next’
‘she’s a funny girl’

‘Are you ok baby’
‘yeh just a bit hungry and tired now and my clothes reek from all the smoke’
‘aww come here’