Mum thinks WE'RE loony. She can talk!

I see her and dad dancing in the kitchen, or juggling bottles from the fridge, all the time with the juggling.
And she has this thing we’re she thinks it’s hilarious to whack me in the head with a pillow when I least expect it.



On top of that she farts at the dinner table and points it in our direction! And she likes to congratulate me for no apparent reason?




She jumps up and down on the couch like a 5 year old and the other day she took Brandon and I ice skating where she proceeds to twirl in the middle of the skating rink like a ballerina! Talk about embarrassing!



And did you know mum and dad still go on dates? In the house! True! Dad asks mum on a date but they don’t go anywhere they just slow dance on the front lawn and flirt with eachother…ok so I do think it’s sweet and all that they still love eachother but seriously! Once their date has ‘ended’ Dad puts a perfumed love letter in the mailbox with a card and a photo of HIMSELF on it!



She also insists on doing all my friends hair and make-up when they come over and mine whenever she gets the chance. She tells Brandon dragon fables and last weekend she dragged me outside to build a snowman and instead of the standard top hat and scarf she makes him into a devil snowman! Probably to freak the neighbours out.



And she says we're the loonies….