Emalita get's a wee bit angry in this one....you should forgive her when you see why.

‘Give me back my god damn wallet you thieving bastard!’



‘DAVE STOP STANDING THERE LIKE A BLOODY BIG GIRL AND HELP YOUR WIFE HERE! THIS MAN JUST STOLE MY WALLET!’



I just love the way everyone rushes to my defense. Well at least my daughter is cheering for me, not like my cowardly husband! What has gotten into him??



‘Hey Dave! It’s over! He took my money and ... where the hell do you think you’re running to??’



For coffee!! I don’t believe this!

‘You better get your ass back here right now!....what the hell do you call that?! What part of ‘that man just stole my wallet’ do you not understand? Not to mention the fact you stood by and watched while he nearly beat the shit out of me and then you run straight past me to get yourself a coffee!!'



‘Grab the kids, let’s get out of this dog urine, pick pocketing dump before I lose it completely. This is IT! Every time I go somewhere in this community I get into a fight. I’m getting too old for this shit now and I’ve HAD IT and YOU, I am NOT finished with you yet….what sort of man stands by while his wife is being physically abused, and let's not even start on the bad example you’re setting for our children!’



‘You looked like you had it under control...aw don’t cry babe’
‘oh don’t you babe me…..
….everyone, in the car…we’re going NOW’

‘Hey mum, there’s another dog with a pee puddle…and this one’s rolling in it’



Well that’s just made my day.