Okaaaaay, here we go again!



Woah, Em wasn’t kidding about this place…no dog’s in sight though. Hmm…where are all the lookers? I don’t mean to be picky but Jesus, who let the dogs out!

They’re all looking at me again…I hope one of those French fries hasn’t attached itself to me.



And for some unknown reason I’m strangely drawn to that man over there who looks like he’s been hit in the face with a fry pan! I’m beginning to wonder if there’s something really wrong with me if I’m attracted to that! Yet I’m compelled to go over there and talk to him…



Before I do that….a little confidence boost.
Love potion # 9. Let’s see if this stuff works and how long it lasts. Maybe I should have bought more?



This stuff is kick ass! I feel fantastic!!
Oooooh and a little woozy…. I’m seeing hearts and flowers *giggle* and little mushrooms are growing wherever I walk. Must be a side effect….the whacky gypsy failed to tell me about this tiny detail.
Woooh but I really don’t care. I feel on top of the world. Look out fry pan man. Here I come!



‘Hey there you sexy beast. Do you like what you see?’
‘uh uhhhh talk to the hand cos the face ain’t listening’
‘B-b-but’



That wasn’t quite what I expected. How embarrassing!
Now what do I do?
‘Come on Jane, you can do this…he’s the one that missed out’
And now I’m talking to myself…I hope this is just another side effect but I think this stuff is running out on me.

Ok who’s next?
He looks ok…..actually, he’s really cute.
‘Hi, I’m Jane’
‘Hi’
‘Let’s just cut to the chase…, no time to explain now do YOU like what you see?’
‘Mmmm I love women with muscles’

Thank god!



Oh god. He’s cute alright but he’s as boring as bat shit. And my damn mushroom trip has run out already. I knew I should have bought more.
‘mm hmm, mm hm…..faaaascinating’