‘oh hey Seth…i thought it was you...congrats on your new baby..who would’ve known? I’ve been meaning to come around but I’m on a mission…don’t ask…Seth? Are you flirting with me??’



‘You better walk away right now or I’m on the phone to April’
Of all the people in town and the only one showing me any attention is my very married ex boyfriend!
‘I said go!’

For April's sake i really hope he's drunk.



Moving on..

‘hey there. The name’s Jane….and you’re not interested….because I’m wearing cologne? …oh because I’m NOT wearing cologne….sorry, didn’t realize your were batting for the other team’

Hmmm him then?



Socks and sandals…now that’s Hot! Not.

‘you’re into the more voluptuous woman….no that’s fine, big is beautiful and all that…whatever’

So I’m not fat enough, wearing too many articles of clothing or I’m not a man.



Well I’m sorry but I’m not gaining weight, I’m most certainly not walking around town in my knickers and as for becoming a man…well that’s just not happening.

But wait. Zorro has just entered the building.



Maybe I should slow it down this time. Maybe I’m coming across too strong?
Some small talk…he seems quite nice….lovely blue eyes. Not so sure about that hat, however. Cancer…good well grounded. And it seems he has an obsession with guns and fighting.

‘mmm yes pow pow pow’



Is that Robbie? Oh it can’t be! Two exes in one day…..what is this?
Somewhere to hide, somewhere to hide. Oh crap he saw me.




‘Hey Janie!!, how are you?’
‘me, well i'm just craptacular!’

I can’t deal with this, I gotta get out of here. Stupid love potion did stuff all.
I think it’s time I called Jim back.