Peter has pulled out the cosmetic station and I follow Samantha to it begging her to reconsider.
She won’t hear of it and sticks her face into the mould, ignoring my pleas.



She’s finished in all of 10 minutes and not only has she changed her nose but her eyes, jaw and mouth also.
‘See, I told you there was nothing to worry about’
‘then count yourself lucky’

I have to admit, the cosmetic station has been kind to her. She looks much the same only prettier.
She thinks so too.



After checking every inch of her face in the mirror she calls out for Dora.
Again I try to warn her of the implications but now she has seen the outcome of her face lift she’s convinced that I’m a worry wart and I must have rocks in my head.
Poor old unsuspecting Dora pads into the room where Samantha punches in some codes and tells her to stick her face in the mould.
Taking another look at Dora’s face I realize the cosmetic station couldn’t really do any worse so I step back and watch….crossing my fingers anyway.



Then it happens.
Steam rises from the mould and attaches itself to Dora’s face. I can hear muffled sounds as Dora tries in vein to pry the mould of her face while I watch in panic and Samantha calmly looks on.



You know how I said her face couldn’t be any worse? I was wrong.
When she turned around I nearly died of fright! I’ve never seen anything like it. Her face was all mangled and her nose had completely sunken in.



'I told you something like this could happen!!'
‘well I guess it can’t always get it right’ Sighed Samantha about the machine.
‘anyway, no harm done’
‘No harm done!! What drugs are you on?
She looks like a freak! I’m living next door to crazy people!’



‘I’m going home. If you’re happy having you family walking around like mongoloids then that’s your prerogative but I’m having no part in it’

I called out to Dave as I went to leave only to find him in the Ottomas backyard doing tai chi???



What…Did he go home and grab his work out gear or did he just happen to have them stashed down his jeans?


We came home in time to find Keira following a skunk around the yard trying to pet it.
‘Keira NO!’

Too late.



I hope she can get that smell out! And those clothes will have to be thrown away. Here I was looking forward to coming home to my normal family and I come home in time to find Keira being sprayed by a skunk then instead of running to the shower she strips off and plays in the water wiggler.
I’ll just leave her to it then.



My crazy day did improve. Brandon finally got an A on his report card.



And once Keira finally showered and changed she applied for and got a Simcity scholarship grant with a thousand dollars! Colleges giving money to help their students…that’s fantastic!