Heyyyy I finally finished my term paper, I deserve a pat on the back for that.



I have my mid term exams in less than 24 hours and …oh crap I haven’t finished my assignment.
This place could do with a tidy but stuffed if I’m doing it…..i wonder…if I work my charms….?
‘Hey, you seem like a decent guy, mind doing some tidying up? Help keep the place clean of green stink and flies for a day or so….it’ll help you with the ladiezzz…’



‘Me?, you want me to clean…wow I’m flattered dude’
‘I’m a dudette actually and yeh, if you would, be much appreciated’
‘so you think the chicks go for that kind of thing huh’
‘absolutely, and hey, you might even get lucky if one of them sees you, anything beats makin’ out with a telephone hey big guy’



That was a sinch! Too easy…I never realized I had such a big influence around here. I wonder what else I can make him do hehe.

Well it’s just me and the cafeteria lady again in this big ol’ dorm….i wonder if she knows anything about the world and everything in it.




I’ve been conned into playing a game of chess. The one game I absolutely suck at. I’m very competitive and I don’t like losing which is exactly what’s happening…I guess I could always….
…’Look! An idiot!



He totally fell for it. Hook line and sinker. Hehe some people were just put on this earth to poke fun at.
‘Hey! I saw that! Put that back!’
‘put what back?’
‘You cheated I saw you’
‘You saw nothin’!’
‘If you can’t handle the heat man, get out of the kitchen…what’s wrong? Afraid you might lose to a girl’



He fell for that line 6 times!
But he still frickin beat me!
Now he’s gone off somewhere to find that idiot I kept pointing out hahahahahahahha.